Gruntz

• Lineage: Gushers x Runtz

• Bred by Unknown

• Cultivated by @misshazey x @hierbacanada

• Sourced from @misshazey

• ? • Visuals - Medium sized nicely trimmed buds are immaculately cured to a dense texture that is greasy fe...eling and perfectly sticky. Light green buds with lime and forest green sugar leaf and little hints of purple with thick bright orange pistils that pop like crazy and a thick layer of milky white trichomes covering every nook and cranny with some tiny outer heads still intact

• ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - the nose is nice and upon opening the jar you get a creamy and funky profile that has a fermenting fruit vibe and once busted those sweet and sour fruity candy terps come alive with an earthy and gassy finish. The terps do translate but are not overly strong and also have very funky overtones which the candy terps are hidden beneath and some creaminess on the exhale with a gassy finish. Joints burn nicely and with a fat oil ring while leaving behind a salt n pepper ash

• ? • High - the high is pretty mild on this one and what I would consider best suited for those with lower tolerance or times when your not looking to get fvcked up as I found it to have a light head stone that is euphoric and calming alongside an equally light body stone. Helps with stress and can be consumed anytime

• ? Overall this was my least favorite of the 3 I had and it seems that any Gushers or Gush crosses don't agree with me so this most likely boils down to preference. Nice looking and hella frosty buds, nice terps that translate decently, clean burning with a huge oil ring and salt n pepper ash, and a medium potency high
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Fantasy Melon

• Lineage: Watermelon Zkittles x Strawberries and Cream

• Bred by Exotic Genetix (I think)

• Cultivated by @misshazey x @hierbacanada

• Sourced from @misshazey

• ? • Visuals - smaller sized buds that are nicely trimm...ed with a mostly dense and slightly crispy exterior while they are nice and sticky and very greasy feeling inside. Forest green buds with hints of lime green throughout and plenty of long and thin rusty orange pistils all covered by a crazy layer of frosty trichomes that still have tons of outer heads intact

• ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - the nose is wicked and a great mix of both strains as at first the sour watermelon Zkittle candy terps hit your nose but are instantly followed up with deliciously sweet and creamy strawberry terps and some gas. The terps translate beautifully to an even mix of sweet and creamy strawberries and sour watermelon Zkittles with the sour dominating on the exhale and lingering on the palate and a gassy finish. Joints burn perfectly and are nice and greasy while producing a clean white ash with minor peppering

• ? • High - the high is strong and hits instantly with a calming and dreamy head stone that is accompanied by relaxation throughout the entire body from a fast building body load that is also great for pain. Quite potent and lazy making this one best suited for an after dinner/evening time smoke

• ? • Overall this is some very tasty and enjoyable smoke with potency to match. Smaller buds but they are nice looking and caked out, wicked terps that translate beautifully, clean and greasy burning in a joint with white ash, and a potent high suitable for evening time

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Value is 8/10 Quality is 6/10

My husband's opinion: Value is 9/10 Quality is 8/10

I suggest picking up this strain at the discounted price

This stuff is delicious. smell of tropical flowery sweetness with almost a nutty tone. fairly decent bag appeal as its just caked in trichomes (def worth zooming in!!), and has a nice trim job with only the odd leaf left behind. smoke is sweet almost fruity. burns clean and smooth. nice productive h...igh in smaller doses but hits real good in a nice sized joint.
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Zookeeper has a decent manicure and an excellent cure job. Had dense, yellow and olive green buds. Busts up right easily with scrissors and is a perfect consistency for rolling. Smells of pungnent citrusy kush.

Tasted a crisp refreshing bit of orange citrus with a kushy flavour happening,... with a slight woodsy taste. Burned perfect in a joint, being slow even and continuous the whole through to the filter. The ash was mainly light gray and there was a bit of a grease ringer.

I found this to be a medium to high potency balanced hybrid. This helped feeling more alert and creative. I felt mellowed out and calmed almost immediately after smoking.

Quality - 8.95 Value - 8.75
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