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Sugar Cookies [ wtfcannabis.com] 10/02/2021

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Sugar Cookies rated as Hybrid A cross of Crystal Gayle x Blue Hawaiian x Sensi Star. This one had a really nice look a bit generic at first glance, but a nice structure with small boulders emerging from a more elongated looking bud. Bright green all over with a matted coating of milky trichomes lots of intact heads on this one. Even milkyer on the inside a bit leafy but these also had milky heads. First time trying this i tought it was a GSC cut, but  not at all. So surprised when ripping the vac open it smelled so sweet a noticeable fruity side too. The taste was more  diesel / gas prominent really pleasant and decently pungent  smoke. Heavy and smooth with a slow and steady burn left a bit of a gray ash. The effects are nice super uplifting at first still lets you know its there with a instant heavy feeling. Euphoric at first quickly subsidize into something really relaxing and sedating. Punched me in the face when it kicked in a bit of a creeper. Prettt impressed by this one.

Mar 10, 2021

Nuken [ wtfcannabis.com] 10/02/2021

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Nuken rated as Indica A cross of God Bud x Shishkaberry Big chunky nugs forest green all over with small orange pistils giving it that clasic look. . A really generous ammount of intact heads on the outside still. Got even better once busted open. Classic Nuken but a really nice representation of it felt pretty fresh. Generic Nuken smell funky sharp skunk. All transfered super well to the heavy but smooth skunky smoke. Burned slow with a white fluffy ash. Relaxing and unwinding without being sedating at all not a wake and bake strain. But perfect after that at almost any time a relaxed and heavyish medecine that made me super talkative.

Mar 09, 2021

Blue Sherbet - WTFCannabis - Mar 2021

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This was an 1/8 that was sent along with the Mac1 I received yesterday and I am enjoying this stuff VERY much. Although the buds are pretty small they are absolutely covered in trichomes. Has a beautiful Blueberry fruit nose with some rich dankness underneath that isn't gas but it's pungent nonetheless. Not overly sticky but fresh and a very smooth smoke. Beyond the look, smell and taste of the bud, which carries through from the nose on exhale, where this flower shines is in its effects. A truly soaring hybrid effect, Im careless and floating happily very shortly after smoking. It's highly euphoric and a great early to mid afternoon smoke that brings mild burnout towards the midway point of the buzz. It becomes quite relaxing. I was again, very impressed with this bud and am seeing that WTF has some REAL nice products now and are def worth a 2nd look if you'd given up on them as I had. Psa - The deal on the Mac1 ends in am hour or two Ive been advised. I grabbed another oz because its just too good not to at that price - $145

Mar 05, 2021

Cannatonic [ wtfcannabis.com] 20/01/2021

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A bit late on this one. Cannatonic rated as Hybrid A cross of Mk Ultra x G13 Haze Big chunky nugs lime green all over with darker shades on the sugar leafs. Fuzzy look on the exterior with a white matted look but mostly headless stalks, the inside had small heads on long milky stalks. A bit on the dry side and nicely trimmed. Smell was classic Cannatonic but a bit muted pretty generic earthy and citrusy. Taste was not like I remembered tasted really harsh and almost acrid. Burn was okay fast a bit but all white with darker edges. The effect are classic high cbd/ really low thc  this is more of a strain id use if I don't wanna feel relaxed or almost no heady effects. Its a really mellow medecine good if your looking for cbdish strains. I like to keep a bit on the side because i find it  helpful with migraines but thats about it for this one.

Mar 05, 2021

MAC1 - WTFCannabis - Mar 2021

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I tried these guys when they first opened and ordered a couple of the quads and was sorely disappointed so I didn't give them another look. A buddy of mine recently told me I HAD to try this "BOMB MAC1" and he and I share similar taste for weed so when he said WTF had it on half price rn I was hesitant but I decided to get some. He was right, this is amazing Mac1. As good or better than HGAs, These Dank, dense, crystal coated buds are a beauty to look at. It seems dry at first touch but as soon as you squish it or break it up it becomes fresh and like glue. My perfect humidity. It has an intensely pungent fruity Mac1 nose that I love from my past experiences. I've only tried it in a bong but it was smooth and burned to a nicely colored ash. I'm feeling the usual strongly euphoric Mac1 vibes from this and quickly. It's a steal rn and I couldn't recommend something more today if Mac1 is your thing, you will LOVE this.

Mar 04, 2021

Black Rose [ wtfcannabis.com] 01/20/2021

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Black Rose rated as indica A cross of Grand Reserve Headband x Early Girl These nugs looked really good at first glance big to medium in size pointy with a greasy tip purple hues all over and green sugar leafs. Looked super coated but on closer look you can see mostly headless stalks all over. Couple leafs could have been pulled of but nothing major the bag appeal was there ! Smell was a bit muted out of the bag but once grinded I got a lot of the same terp profile as Durban poison if you replace the licorice like for floral notes and keep the diesel citrus. It all transfered to the smoke well but a bit spicy with a salt and pepper burn. Effects are classic indica a relaxing slightly sedating good to unwind and lay back. No big couch lock but a bit of a heavy feeling lingering. Not super potent least from that round.

Mar 01, 2021

Critical Kush [ wtfcannabis.com] 20/01/2021

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Critical kush rated as Indica Critical Mass x OG Kush Big to smaller size nugs on this one. Dark green with hints of purple emerging on the edges and bright orange pistils lots of contrast. A bit of a hippy trim on this one and felt a bit dry. But nice intact trichomes on the exterior not super coated on the inside. Smell was a bit muted  mostly earthy a bit of citrus. Same for the smoke not much of the dank gas. A tad of a harsh smoke but burned nice and white all over just a light darker edge. While the smell/taste weren't the best on this  it was still quite potent. A decent headrush feeling at first, with a pressure near the temple and heavy eyes building slowly. Effects went on for a decent time too.

Feb 25, 2021

Chrome Cake [wtfcannabis.com] 20/01/2021

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Chrome Cake rated as Indica Pre-98 Bubba Kush X Cookies X OG Kush Breath X one unknown strain Small to medium size little caked nuggets super fluffy. Bright green all over with long orange pistils decent coating on the outside and decent on the inside too. A bit on the dryer side. Smelled a bit grassy like a damp soil at first.(the flowers where fine more dry if anything then humid) Got a little gas once grounded up. Same for the smoke mostly earthy a bit grassy not much of the gas coming thru. Burn was fast a bit a little darker edge in bowls. The effects leaned on the indica side with the heavy limbs, heavy eyes but I found the headrush to be mostly clear and almost sharp more then spacy. Not the most potent but nice for early in the day or more unseasoned smokers.

Feb 19, 2021

Jack Frost [wtfcannabis.com] 20/01/2021

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Jack Frost rated as Hybrid A cross of  White Widow x Northern Lights #5. Small to medium size nugs. Bright green all over with long orange red pistils. A nice coating on the outside a bit of headless stalks on the exterior of this one same inside. This one was a bit on the dryer side. Smell was a bit faint on this mostly woody with slight citrus undertone even when grounded up. Same for the smoke light and rather smooth a bit woody/ citrusy. Burned gray all over. Effects where still there it felt more Sativa leaning to me energizing and uplifting In most part. A happy smile inducer decently strong wont couch lock you unless indulging a lot. Ideal in a more social context liked it for gaming made me communicate a lot.

Feb 19, 2021

UBC Chemo [ wtfcannabis.com] 20/01/2021

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UBC Chemo rated as Inidca Unknown exact lineage Big and medium size chunky nugs. Bright green all over with short orange pistils a couple leafs could have been pulled off. A nice coating of multicolor trichomes inside and a couple brushed off on the outside. A bit on the dryer side. Smells funky almost smells like an extract or sift with an earthy side ahah. Mostly gassy earthy peppery. All transfered to the smoke i found it quite pleasant. This one burned really nice even though on the dryer side slow and steady with a white ash and light darker edge. Rarely do I find something really relieves my constant soreness from training haha but this really hit the spot on that side. A great muscle relaxer I really felt like it took some inflammation away. I felt super relaxed and sedated after a couple rips also made me spacy. Definetly a day off / night time strain.

Feb 18, 2021