WTFCannabis

Zkittlez - WTF Cannabis - mid April '20

/u/Dunkin1017

At 69.99 an OZ, this actually kills some of the 100$ Oz's I've previously had. Not an excellent bud by any means, it's a get the job done bud with moderate Stoney effects. It contained a few premie seeds I could see, buds weren't badly sized, nickel to toonie sized in the whole jar. The smell is of a sweeter very very light almost cookies hint, didn't deter me at all from smoking it and neither did the taste, and I am one picky fuck (I smoked it to try it, it's my girlfriend's bud). Very very very surprising white ash on this bud with a clean short stone. Absolutely perfect for a beginner bud as the potency isn't all there and my GF winds up dipping into something stronger later in the day. Cannot go wrong at its price, get it for fuckin edibles if anything! Ridiculous. Quality 6/10 Value 11/10

Apr 26, 2020

Hi-Octane - WTF Cannabis - mid April '20

/u/Dunkin1017

Wow .. the Terps on this one are so weird.. but weirdly good you know what I mean? GF killed me saying it smelt like turkey dinner, I can see where she gets it. Smells of a savoury roast with this weird ass backend of nice gassiness to it that just kind of ties it together.. it fucking stinks so much. Type of shit to burn your nose when you crack the jar and smell it. ANYWAYS haha.. it's some fairly strong bud at its price point, quite unique Terps that don't translate into the taste, which is what I think makes it so good, you get a strong slightly savoury gassy inhale and a big white cloud of smoke. Retardedly white ash I couldn't believe it. Glad I got to try this one out while it's around. At its price of 105.99 an OZ I give this 7.5/10 Quality and 8.5/10 Value.

Apr 26, 2020

Grapefruit - WTF Cannabis - April 2020

/u/thechronickid_00

This Grapefruit was a steal for the price and I regret not getting more. Definitely looks better in person than on the site with quite a lovely bag appeal and lovely bud structure. Very little popcorn, with mostly mediums and bigs and some very interesting colours. Light and dark greens with purple shading and vibrant orange hairs. Not incredibly sticky but a decent texture and moisture. Slightly fluffy but surprisingly denser towards the core of the buds. The profile is quite accurate to the name with my first impressions being those of sweet and sour citrus, aka grapefruit, with a creamy, woody, and peppery finish. Very similar when smoked with those same traits coming through. Smooth toking and clean burning, producing a very light ash in a joint. A cross of Cinderella 99 and an unknown sativa, making for an extremely cerebral head high at first, with energetic and invigorating effects. Starts to mellow out with euphoric and relaxing sensations after a while as the high spreads to the rest to the body. No couch lock or burn out afterwards and just an enjoyable and functional daytime smoke.

Apr 26, 2020

Blueberry - WTF Cannabis - 4/20

/u/YYCalgs

Quality 7 Value 7 I’ve had tons of products from WTF. The only time I haven’t been super impressed with WTF was this strain. It was still decent. Had nice potency and bag appeal, decent nose. But smoked a little darker and terps weren’t really there. Still got me ripped.

Apr 25, 2020

King Louis - WTF Cannabis - 4/20

/u/YYCalgs

Quality 8 Value 9 Amazing value as usual from WTF. Smooth and potent. Earthy, herbal, citrusy with peppery undertones. Nice dense caked nugs with beautiful bag appeal. This is a sedating indica strain better for night time. Leaves you very relaxed.

Apr 25, 2020

Rockstar shatter - WTF Cannabis - 4/20

/u/YYCalgs

Quality 9 Value 9.5 This has perfect colour and consistency. It smokes smooth. Tastes like 0 additives FSE shatter. I do get a ton of flavour from this shatter however it tastes more like the strain nuken to me. Still gave it high scores as it’s amazing stuff, potent and smooth.

Apr 25, 2020

24K Gold Budder - WTF Cannabis CG Extracts - 4/20

/u/YYCalgs

Quality 9 Value 9.5 A great texture and beautiful colour to work with. Not CR looking and tastes like cannabis derived terps only, a full spectrum extract with 0 additives. Always very impressed with CG. Herbal, sweet, piney, citrusy(orange), earthy. A great taste on this and very smooth. A nice relaxed hybrid high that puts a smile on my face. Amazing value!

Apr 25, 2020

Tom Ford Pink Kush - WTF Cannabis - April 2020

/u/halloweentree420

Decided to try WTF after all the reviews and was not disappointed! One of the better versions of this strain imo. Nice dense and well cured nugs that feel pretty beefy between the fingers. Upon arrival it wasn’t the stickiest and didn’t have that strong pink smell I was expecting, but after just a day with an integra pack, my jar reeks of that classic pk scent when opened. This translates to nice taste in a bong and a near perfect joint that smokes slow and steady with a dense white ash. Really like this, great high for times like these. Very impressed with the service and the product at WTF, especially at this price point. Quality - 8/10 Value - 10/10

Apr 24, 2020

MKU grade A - wtf cannabis - 4/20

/u/Viridisganja

For a grade A range, it's the best I had. Tho, smell I'd say was lacking, it smells shaky, but when you take the few leaves off it, and split a bud open it's full of crystals and there the piny smell comes out. The smoking is a bit harsh, but nothing too much to push me away from it. It has the same type of high as other MKU I tried. The ashes are salt and pepper. The taste is surprisingly potent for a grade A. It's definitely a buy again! Overall, in the 100 and lower I'd give it a 8/10. I also got the Zeus OG, I can do a review too.

Apr 24, 2020

God's Green Crack from Wtfcannabis April 18th 2020

/u/38thirtyeight38

[ ] God's Green Crack AAA $129.99 ind/sat (55/45) Lineage: God's Gift x Green Crack Bag appeal = rock hard dense nugs that are trimmed very well and have a great cure. Not sticky or fresh but not too dry. There are also lots of real nice purple and pink throughout the buds that make them very appealing as well as a healthy coating of full trichomes with visual heads intact. Not one bit of shake or leftover sugar leaf in sight here, very well done. Smell/Taste/Burn = The smell is quite similar to the PSC I got from them, just as someone mentioned in a comment. It's more pungent than the PSC but still has a mix of earthy and nutty tones that are slighly sweet and also has ligh diesel notes. The taste is more of a floral earthy mix with some light skunkiness to it that is also a bit pungent. Joints rolled in raw papers burn great, produce smooth smoke and a very light grey ash, basically white. High = the high is great and starts with a nice hazy type of head high with sativa effects that keep you somewhat alert for a bit. Then her indica side kicks in and hits quite hard. Very relaxing body high that is great for chronic pain and can become a bit sedating if you let it. As mentioned though, if you need to stay functioning and do stuff, you can get it done. At least I could. Novice users may not be able to fight back her sedating effects or couchlock if too much is smoked. All in all this is a great cut of GGC and I would recommend it any day but it is a different high then I normally get from this strain. Accurately rated for sure as it's easily a AAA strain with medium to high potency. Overall = Quality 8/10 Value 10/10

Apr 23, 2020