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Peanut Butter Rockstar | EZWeedOnline | March

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Texture/Visual A wide range of small to average nugs. Light green with brownish/orange hair covered in a decent amount of trichome. Could have been trimmed a little better though. Smell: Pretty skunky and if you push your nose a bit closer and inhale you can get some nutty flavor from this. Smoke: Consistent burn and produce light gray ash with pepper specks. Exhaling is nothing too unordinary so it’s just a pungent and earthy smell. Effects: Pretty light for me, you will start with a cerebral head rush a few minutes after toking before it simmer down to a relaxing buzz.

Mar 21, 2022

The Candy by BC Growlord - Sourced by EZWeedOnline - August 2021

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Videos : http://imgur.com/a/papu0yh https://imgur.com/a/KS1jPvQ https://imgur.com/a/g1EdtLc The Candy Review Genetics : LA OG Kush x Cookies & Cream Cultivated by : @bc_growlord Bred by : @exoticgenetix_mike Sourced by : @ezweed.official Another banger cross by Exotic Genetix that pairs LA OG Kush with his famed Cookies & Cream, grown by BC Growlord. The buds arrived with a great cure, leaving them feeling dense and slightly crisp on the outside with a snappy, sticky texture within. A combination of sage and forest green, followed by ultra dark purple/green sugar leaves that nearly look blue, as well as lighter hints of purple throughout. All topped off by an impressive display of greasy trichomes that are insanely visible without zooming in much and a smattering of bright orange hairs. The LA OG Kush is clearly the dominant parent at first and it only takes one quick sniff to confirm it. Pungent and dank, giving off earthy, gassy aromas that are delicately complimented by a candy sweetness. When you crack open a nug it explodes with a delicious nutty creaminess peppered with hints of vanilla, paying homage to it's cookies and cream genes. Also a little citrus in there. It's flavours are similar but without any of the candy sweetness, producing a gassy, kushy dankness followed by a rich nutty pine on the back-end. The burn is a bit of a darker salt & pepper, forming a heavy grease ring and super thick, lung punching smoke. Potent, hard hitting effects, starting with a heavily spaced out, euphoric head high that left me flat out stoned to put it simply. About half hour in and I couldn't stop yawning every few minutes, naturally leading to an ultra relaxed, stress free couch lock. I've been smoking it during the day and while it's never knocked me out it certainly left me feeling like taking a nap at times so I can see it being very effective at night as a sleep aid.

Aug 25, 2021

El Chapo OG by Enigma Extracts - Sourced by EZWeedOnline - August 2021

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El Chapo OG Review - enigma.extracts Genetics : Some sources say unknown and some say Face Off OG X SFV OG X OG Kush Bred by : @dnageneticscalifornia This El Chapo OG by Enigma arrived feeling dense and compact, equipped with a tight trim and moderately sticky texture. It's not super sticky when breaking it down but once it's fully ground up it feels a lot stickier as it easily forms together when pressed between the fingers. Forest green in colour with subtle hints of purple across the surface, accented by a fine layer of crystals and stout orange hairs. The nose on this El Chapo is a pungent combination of gas and earth with a faint floral sweetness on the tail end of it. It accurately translates to taste, leading with flavours of dank earth and gas with a woodsy, pine finish. Initially smooth on the exhale but the smoke weighs a little heavy on the lungs as it's thick and expansive. Joints burned to a light grey ash while producing a hefty oil ring. A high that works it's magic immediately as a warm fuzziness surrounds the head and ears, feeling a soothing wave of relaxation start at the tip of the skull and work it's way throughout the limbs. Super effective at pushing aside stress with it's heavily calming, laid back demeanour. No doubt an indica to indulge in at night to get the most out of it's effects but also can be enjoyed during the day, just can't expect to be functional and active under it's sedating haze.

Aug 23, 2021

Mimosa by GasTownColletive - Sourced by EZWeedOnline - August 2021

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Small typo in the title, it's GasTownCollective ? Mimosa Review Genetics : Clementine x Purple Punch Cultivated by : @gastowncollective Bred by : @_symbioticgenetics Sourced by : @ezweed.official I'll never get tired of this consistently delicious Clementine x Purple Punch cross. This certain gastown collective batch of Mimosa arrived on the dense, sticky side, sporting a dominantly green appearance with a bit of slightly yellow shade to it, further followed by subtle glimpses of purple and a helping of matted orange hairs. Seems to be a little on the aged side with some oxidation within and ambering trichomes. The nose on this Mimosa is extremely pungent and even funky as it's a little cheesy, something I've only experienced with a couple of Mimosa cuts or perhaps when they begin to mature a bit. Funky, cheesy, citrus rinds with a tangie sweetness. I didn't notice the taste to be cheesy, offering more of the Mimosa type terps I'm used to. Sweet and slightly creamy tangie with a bit of a zesty orange peel taste on exhale, coming off a little bitter but this was more noticed through a joint vs bong. The burn is relatively clean, producing an average sized oil ring and salt n pepper ash. A potent high with heady, social effects, even a little energizing within it's initial phase. Very uplifting and upbeat like citrus strains are known for. It starts to shift into more of a relaxed high in it's latter stages, bringing on a very calming, soothing body tingling buzz. It's not a KO but it did make me noticeably lazy and tired in larger amounts or when smoking it later at night especially.

Aug 20, 2021

Jet-A - EZWeedOnline - August 2021

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Video : https://imgur.com/a/LNV2pZ0 Jet-A Review Genetics : Gelato #33 x Tina Cultivated by : Private ACMPR Bred by : @exoticgenetix_mike Sourced by : @ezweed.official Gelato #33 and Tina are the parents behind this lovely Exotic Genetics bred strain. Arriving as super dense, chunky, well cured nugs with zero give to them, crisply snapping open to reveal a moderately sticky interior. Mainly sage green in appearance with hints of dark forest green throughout, topped by a greasy layer of trichomes and clusters of tangled orange pistils. The nose on this Jet-A is an interestingly weird one but in a good, funky kinda way. It's creamy but sour and acidic with subtle citrusy gelato notes. Definitely an acquired type profile. The flavours were significantly different however, providing a very terpy, creamy gelato #33 dominant smoke with a slight minty taste on exhale, making for delicious, pallet lingering flavours. Thick, silky smooth smoke, burning with a hefty oil ring and light grey ash. Exactly the type of high I would expect from a desserty gelato cross, perfectly suited for an after work or dinner smoke with indica dominant qualities. Beginning with soaring heady effects that are extremely euphoric and mood lifting, leaving the mind stress and worry free with a potent spaced out high to match. It's not long before these initial effects are accompanied by a heavy physical relaxation, bringing on a very calming, laid back couch lock but without the instant KO as it's more of a slow building sedation. Less

Aug 17, 2021

Funky Charms (Enigma Extracts) - Sourced by EZWeedOnline - August 2021

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Funky Charms (@enigma.extracts) Genetics : Rainbow Chip x Grease Monkey Bred by : @exoticgenetix_mike Sourced by : @ezweed.official A magically delicious cross between Rainbow Chip & Grease Monkey, this Funky Charms by Exotic Genetix arrived on the dense, sticky side while retaining a squishy, spongy texture. Great cure. Mainly light green in colour with hints of dark green through it's foliage, followed by a layer of colorful orange hairs and long stalks topped with milky trichome heads. The aromas on this Funky Charms are the type that are a little dormant until broken up, smelling slightly creamy and dank before unleashing notes of funky fuel and mint from it's Mint Chocolate Chip ancestry. Also a subtle dash of citrus in the mix. It's flavours are similar but without the creaminess, providing more of a gassy, spicy smoke with a lingering herbal funkiness and a touch of citrus. I wouldn't say it's harsh but the smoke can be a little acrid and expansive. Joints burn with an average sized oil ring whilst leaving behind a salt n pepper ash. My favourite part about this strain had to be it's potent hybrid high. Very much in the head at first with powerful, spaced out cerebral effects, bringing on that very peculiar headband feeling with a tightness around the skull. It eventually transcends to the body in the form of a lazy, couch locking body buzz. I didn't want to pass out but doing anything strenuous seemed way out of the realm of possibility. Also found it to be quite the 'giggly, silly' type buzz, something I don't seem to come across often and it definitely made for a fun and enjoyable experience.

Aug 16, 2021

Cactus Breath - EZWeedOnline - August 2021

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Genetics : Cactus x Mendo Breath F2 Bred by : Thug Pug Sourced by : @ezweed.official It's been quite a while since I've last had Cactus Breath. One of those strains that I'll always have a love for as it's the very first exotic that I tried, launching me into the world of unique and delicious terpenes. This particular cut is very different looking than I'm accustomed too but it's just as beautiful. Terrifically cured nugs with an ideal density and stickiness to them, followed by a close trim that leaves behind a small amount of foliage. A colourful clash of greens and purples blend together in tremendous fashion, further complimented by a vast layer of long stalked trichomes and bright orange hairs. The profile on this Cactus Breath took me by surprise as well as it smells unlike any Cactus Breath I've ever had. I'm no expert on the strain however, only having it 3 or 4 times but it's quite a peculiar profile from my experience. This one actually reminded me of a MAC at times just not as full bodied. Notes of lemon and oranges with a little herbal spice to follow. It's sweet too in a candy like way. It's flavours are very much the same, only with an added creaminess, making for a very smooth smoke, especially in a joint where it burned to a clean white ash with a hefty oil ring. Medium potency in effects, offering a very laid back, balanced buzz that seems suitable for any time of the day. It's very relaxing but not in an overpowering way, just super calming and subdued, perfectly going with it's focused cerebral stone. Found it great for kicking back while still being able to remain productive and creative. Provided for an honest review

Aug 13, 2021

White Death (Candy Cut, Quad City BC ) / EzWeedOnline / Sep 13th

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Some proper gas right here, if you know you know. Tight dense nugs, burns clean, and has a super dank earthy sweet kush aroma. Provides a layered potent indica high with a heavy burnout ideal for sleep. Quality: 9.4, Value: 9.5

Sep 13, 2020

Purple Drank Breath / EzWeedOnline / Sep 8th

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Gorgeous colors on this bud, exudes a pungent yet pleasant rotten fruit aroma, not as grapey as i thought but still loud and unique. Quality: 9/10, Value: 9.4

Sep 08, 2020

White Walker Bubba (CleanerMeds) / EzWeedOnline / Sep 4th

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Some proper gas, heard a lot about this strain especially in regards to its potency and im glad to say it delivered. Really nice sticky fresh buds with firey red pistils and a sweet earthy gas armoa. High was uplifting and functional for gaming or watching something but the burnout is heavy and ideal for sleep. Quality: 9.5/10, Value: 9.5/10

Sep 04, 2020