JerCanna

Greasy Pink - PBP/JerCanna - August - Incentivized

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Aug 19, 2021

Unicorn Poop / JerCanna / August

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Visual: 9.5/10 Very photogenic flower. Ranges from different tones of pink and purple to a light amber colour from all the glistening thc. Beautiful hand trimmed flower with intact trichome heads Nose 9/10 This one is very hard to describe as it is a pretty complex terpene profile. I get a hints of vegetables and fuzzy peaches with a slight undertone of that piss smell/ammonia. Texture: 8.5/10 Nicely cured flower with medium density and a decent squish. Slightly on the drier side. Burn: 9/10 Taste translates over nicely definately a hybrid high with decent potency. A nice boost in the day without the groggyness. White white ash with a nice oil ring very clean burn.

Aug 17, 2021

Pink Beard [AAAA+] - BetterBeeTheBest Farms via JerCanna // August 2021

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https://imgur.com/a/r8oNjAP Buds arrived on the medium to small side, stout and conic in shape with minor foxtails breaking through near the top of colas. A beautiful display of royal purple has woven its way throughout the saturated forest greens, taking over the majority of the surface area on some of the smaller buds. Sticky and adhesive with oily qualities: this flower dons some extremely generous resin glands that are present in extreme concentration - even on the outside. Lots of intact heads. This batch is definitely a slow peel and stick when breaking down, no snap and will definitely get stuck in your grinder teeth if you aren’t using a good piece. Scissor busting? You’re SOL. Caryophyllene and Linalool seem to be the main drivers here as the terpene profile for Pink Beard largely lends itself to the classic Kush notes of peppery spice, earth, wet wood and floral hints with a very prominent skunk undertone. However, there’s an added twist of candied pine and freshly ground coffee that just fully rounds out this cultivar which expresses everything we love and ask for with a high quality indica strain. These aromas are pungent in their own right, but just completely offend your nostrils when ground up and users will have a hard time concealing the smell before, during or after smoking. Absolutely no time is wasted before a grease ring pulls up and sits right underneath your ember, slowly building with every drag. The only harshness comes from the pungent terpene profile that numbs your lips and mouth; otherwise giving you a slow, clean and flavourful burn. Effects start within seconds as your brain gets hit with extremely high levels of cannanbanoids, building heavy behind the eyes and melting your thoughts. This head rush worked its way into a cement-like feeling similar to being under a weighted blanket, or frozen in carbonite. Motivation grinds to a halt and melatonin production begins to kick in as this flower remains one of the most sedative cultivars to have blessed this stash and will be on my list for the future. Quality: 10/10 Value: 9/10 This flower was provided at a discount in exchange for honest review

Aug 17, 2021

Dude Where’s My Bike - Jercannabis - Aug ‘21

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Dude Where’s My Bike Source: Jercannabis Grower: Better Bee The Best Genetics: Amnesia x Biker Kush I don’t know about about all of you, but boy, do I love me some strong smelling bud. Dude Where’s My Bike is extremely pungent, with a strong aroma of orange citrus (cleaning products) and I even sometimes get small wafts of floral. I could not stop smelling this, and it was pretty quick to stink up my room. We also can’t forget the perfect naming of this cross between Amnesia and Biker Kush… seriously Dude, Where’s My Bike? My bike is still MIA as of one year ago.? The feel and look of this bud is very typical of a Sativa. The bud is fluffier and not as dense looking. You’ve got more subdued green shading with, the lighter green being absolutely dominated with trichomes coating it. When you grind down the bud, it reminds me of that Magic sand, kids have? Where you can mold it but then, one slight touch and it can come crumbling down. The real beauty in this strain comes out when you smoke it. I’d like to call Dude Where’s My Bike a shocker strain. I say shocker, because I was completely blown away with how this hits your body in every aspect. This is a Sativa Dominant (90%) bud that has strong cerebral effects that hit immediately—heavy behind the eyes, clearing of the mind—BUT confuses you when you feel this couch-locking effect take over. I had to quickly look this up on the website to confirm, that this was indeed a Sativa. Don’t fret, as the couch-locking is not at all sedative, but just a complete mood of “my body is so blissfully content, that moving is just NOT an option”. This strong couch-lock lasts for around 45 minutes to an hour, before it lifts away and just has your body completely relaxed with your mind uplifted and euphoric. I personally, would not suggest this as a typical “wake’n’bake” sativa because of the laziness that comes with it. I would instead recommend this for gaming or a day off, where you don’t have any to-do items on your agenda. Great for those, needing to take their mind off of a stressful moment or day.

Aug 17, 2021

Dosi Pie [AAAA+] - JerCanna // August 2021

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https://imgur.com/a/0gkW50C You’re first greeted a with short, stalky and almost round bud structure that is loosely guarded by sugar leaf and other remnants of a careful hand trim. Vibrant and nuclear greens completely dominate the colour palette outside of the rich mocha hairs, although a few places it genuinely feels like the flower has started to adopt darker tints. Adhesive would be an understatement here, and Velcro almost an insult; this stuff was welded shut together similar to MAC1 and requires pliers to snap apart - rendering into a kinetic sand texture once ground that holds its shape when pinched. With every step into the session bringing a deeper layer of appreciation for this flower, the smoke really stood out to me here because I truly expected it to be a little on the harsher side but was pleasantly surprised. While not entirely smooth, this pungent and terpene-filled exhale lingers long on the tongue with flavours of fuel, earth and mint - backed with the unmistakeable tartness of rhubarb. Just like taking a hit of good hash, or something a little more potent - your brain almost can’t keep up with the signals it has just been given to produce chemicals, so you’re just left to shake, cough, drool and sniffle until things settle back down again. After the initial rush subsides, your ears stop ringing and your vision gets clear again, there’s a noticeable build in the face / cheeks that eventually creeps its way behind your eyes and down into your body. Strong vibrational effects keep you buzzing throughout all your limbs while unconsciously clenching and unclenching your jaw; this flower completely decimates me. A hybrid that leans heavy into the narcotic side, but still feels clean enough not to get drowsy and still hits like a train. Boys we have a clear winner here. Users should proceed with extreme caution. Quality: 9.9/10 Value: 7.5/10 This flower was provided at a discount in exchange for honest review

Aug 16, 2021

Pink Beard - Jercanna - August 2021

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This is an indica dominant strain I really enjoy. The appearance on this batch is so beautiful. Forest green shades mixed in with purple tones. Lovely clusters of orange pistils and coating of milky trichomes all going together very nicely. The structure of these nugs are fairly dense and also quite sticky with a great cure. This strain has very pungent “gassy” fuel like aromas with an added floral sweetness. The the flavours translated really well from the aroma with the dank gassiness it has really coming through into the flavour with an added earthy & slight peppery taste. I really enjoy the stone from this strain. For me the high started with an uplifting heady feeling leaving me in a happily hazy state, that quickly transforms into a delightfully sedating high that took any worries away. This ones definitely a really good strain for munching out on a peaceful and relaxing evening. Note: Purchased at a discount for reviewing purposes.

Aug 13, 2021

Unicorn Poop [Headwater] - JerCanna.ca // August 2021

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https://imgur.com/a/tYYlOQE Otherworldly, alien, and galactic would be apt descriptors here when talking about the visual aspect of this bud. Anthocyanin production has taken things into its own hands as there is very little, if any, green to keep your eyes occupied. Hues of purple, blue and black are laden with trichomes at every corner much like their Khalifa Mints for those who have had it and really act as a nice luxardo cherry on top of this exotic sundae. This is the type of flower you show to your friends, or to that special person you’re trying to impress as the S-tier bag appeal isn’t the only thing this bud has going for it. Unmistakable hints of fruit are present, like peaches or white pears that are backed up with diesel undertones and a musk finish. It’s also worth noting the more peculiar aroma of freshly baked bread or wet limestone - almost identical to champagne - tying everything together like you have just dropped a handful of fuzzy peaches in a glass of bubbly. The two recognizable flavours on the exhale would have be the sour fruit and diesel notes that tingle your tastebuds and have a tendency to linger. Headwater really has a knack for growing clean medicine that carries a terpene profile so absurdly pungent and/or unique between this and the Khalifa Mints. This is a strain that will surely please everyone effect-wise, and can be consumed any time of any day; part of why I’m so fond of this particular flower. The feelings that wash over you after a session could be described as nothing other than pure bliss, as shoulder-melting and muscle-relaxing waves of positive energy just radiate through your mind and body. While not overwhelmingly potent, I fell in love here because of “the way” it affects me as opposed to “what extent” and really have to give my hats off to headwater here for just absolutely killing my first two impressions of their work. Pungent and terpene-filled medicine. Quality: 10/10 Value: 7.5/10

Aug 13, 2021

Unicorn Poop - Jercanna - August 2021

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Jercanna as in our OG boy JerC? Hahahahaha

Aug 10, 2021

GMO AAAA+ [LV Poncho] - JerCanna // July 2021

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https://imgur.com/a/nLmteMR With outright obese resin glands being the main visual driver, modest foxtails, healthy orange hairs and jaded blue sugar leaves act as passengers in this 4-seater driving straight into a garlic sunset. The cure is impeccable, buds are oily and sticky that bring with them no noticeable harshness when burned as well as translating that signature GMO funk into a tasty and rewarding smoke. There is a deep level of complexity here as users may be familiar with the garlic / musk - driven aroma that usually comes with GMO, but here you’re able to pick up hints of burnt rubber, mothballs, spice and pepper; something that’s almost reminiscent of teriyaki sauce in a way. The overhang of musk is really prominent here and reminds me so much of going into an unfinished basement with cold concrete floors and walls, perhaps one filled with old cardboard storage boxes. Or opening an old book; the particular smell that comes with paper too accustomed with time itself. Not much around that smokes smoother in my opinion, with the exception of Khalifa Mints. This stuff is flavourful on the palate, a breeze in the lungs and really heavy on the effects - so it’s easy to see why she’s making waves as one of the best representations of GMO we have available on our market. Without playing too much into the sedative side, this flower has proven itself to be a potent daily driver that finds a way to compliment just about any situation with such inoffensive and pleasant effects. A clean, long lasting buzz that’s not debilitating is a necessity for my stash and although I would like to see some prior disclaimer from Vendors about bud size, I felt like this mostly measured up to the tag and you’d be silly not to try this at least once. Quality: 9.8/10 Value: 6.5/10 This flower was provided at a discount in exchange for honest review

Aug 06, 2021

Orange Gatorade by wc.essentials - Sourced by JerCanna - July 2021

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http://imgur.com/a/zC5WGhh Orange Gatorade Genetics : California Orange x Blueberry Cultivated by : wc.essentials Sourced by : JerCanna Also known as Orange crush, this cross brings together two classics, California Orange and Blueberry. Beautiful visuals on these plump, chunky, wonderfully trimmed buds as they explode with vibrant shades of dark purple and forest green, further complimented by a layer of bright orange pistils and snowy white trichomes. Dense and firmly structured, arriving with a decent moisture level and stickiness. The nose on this Orange Gatorade is a nutty and herbal one with subtle notes of citrus in the background. My weapon of choice for this one had to be through the bong as it allowed for the terps to come through a little more consistently, offering a slightly sweet and spicy citrus taste on exhale. Unfortunately, this one burned pretty dark in joints. Greasy and smooth but a little scratchy on the throat. Despite being a sativa dominant strain at heart, I found it to actually be pretty balanced, maybe even tip toeing into indica territory at times. It hits with a powerful head high right from the jump that is both euphoric and stimulating. Found it to be a very social high as well before it fades off into more of a zoned out stone, shortly accompanied by a heavy sense of stress relieving relaxation. Decently long lasting as well with effects perfectly suited for a slow, mellow afternoon. Purchased at a discount for reviewing purposes. These are my honest opinions

Jul 28, 2021