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Grease Monkey sourced from Onetwotreez May 2021

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Grease Monkey • Lineage: GG4 x Cookies and Cream • Bred by Exotic Genetics • Cultivated by Private ACMPR • Sourced from Onetwotreez • ? • Bag appeal - medium sized buds that are nicely trimmed and perfectly cured being very dense as well as sticky and very greasy feeling. Lime green buds have hints of purple throughout and plenty of wild looking thick copper colored pistils that is all topped with a generous layer of resinous trichomes which still have many outer heads visibly intact. • ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - the nose is nice on this with overtones of sweet but skunky diesel and hints of vanilla undertones which all comes off a bit creamy. The taste is very skunky with strong earthy overtones that has hints of diesel with some funky herbal type terps in the mix and like the nose, also has a creaminess to it. Joints burn perfectly and instantly form a fat oil ring well beneath the cherry while producing a salt and pepper ash • ? • High - Spaced out and dreamy euphoria that easily rids you of stress along with some mild relaxation get this one started making for balanced effects right from the start. Mounting to a good level of potency and remaining mostly balanced (just slightly indica leaning in larger doses) throughout the high with no couchlock but a great deal of pain relief, this one is a good anytime smoke however, if you over indulge it does leave you quite lethargic. • ? • Overall I had a couple cuts of GM recently and though this one is not my favorite, it is still a great cut nonetheless. Great bag appeal, dank and skunky terps that translate nicely, salt and pepper ash, and medium/high potency balanced effects. I rate this Quality 8.75/10

May 22, 2021

LA Cake Pop - OneTwoTreez // May 2021

/u/Electronifyy

Something a little off the beaten path here, as LA Cake Pop brings a bold cross between OG relative LA Kush and the extensively backcrossed GG4 to bring about one of the more pleasant daytime smokes I’ve had this year. Staying true to the GG lineage, this batch produced medium to small sized buds just practically glowing nuclear and lime greens diversified only with a touch of darker shading and the pale orange pistils compacted tightly to the surface. Flower density is off the charts as a great deal of effort is required to split these little guys open, quite similar to the MAC1 or Milk and Cereal from OneTwo for whoever tried them. Contrary to previous experiences however, this bud doesn’t necessarily “fluff” up well, and grinds into what looks like a disappointingly small amount. But hold that thought, because not much is needed to reach a state of complete sun-kissed bliss; this flower is potent. A very unique terpene profile lead by an earthy funk is complimented by tart and sour notes. Not too dissimilar from citrus terps, but with the “bitter” factor turned all the way up. I know others have mentioned a sweetness, but I was getting more of an earthy Kush with that sour lime twist that carried itself well through the inhale. Ease of use is a point I’d like to drive home here because it really felt as if I was just inhaling flavourful air, burning so clean you almost forget you are smoking. Powerful but pleasant wave after wave flushes through your body that brings with it a impermanent state of jubilation. This is in part why this has become such a favourite daytime medication for me, because this strain provides a high but healthy dose of positive vibes without the less desirable side effects of heavier strains. No head fog, no burnout, just uplifting, creative and motivated feelings for hours. To me, this is a wonder expression of the nuance and beauty of this plant, finding a special place in the headstash for those certain days I need just that little extra. Recommended for any time of day really though, for experienced users but can be appreciated by all - with dosage in mind. Quality: 9.5/10 Value: 8.4/10

May 21, 2021

Ghost Pink V3 sourced from Onetwotreez May 2021

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Ghost Pink V3 • Lineage: Ghost OG x Pink Kush • Bred by Unknown • Cultivated by Private ACMPR • Sourced from Onetwotreez • ? • Bag appeal - these medium sized uniquely shaped buds are perfectly trimmed and cured with a very dense and snappy texture and are both sticky and greasy feeling. Made up of multiple shades of green with light and dark purple sugar leaves that add immensely to the bag appeal and plenty of dark orange  jpistils that is all completely covered in a blanket of resinous trichomes that have many outer heads still visibly intact. • ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - the nose is very loud and familiar with super sweet but also dank musty gas exploding from the bag as soon as you crack it and has undertones of earth, vanilla, and floral terps. The taste follows suit with dank and not so sweet like the nose earth and floral terps that have overtones of that unmistakable musty gas. Joints burn perfectly even with a sizable oil ring and produce a mostly white ash with some peppering. • ? • High - bit of a creeper sneaking up a bit after smoking with heady effects that are a bit stoney, very euphoric, as well as very calming both mentally and physically and eliminates stress with ease. Also instantly you can feel your eyelids begin getting heavy and a body load washes over you that will most certainly have you couchlocked in no time at all if you indulge in more that just a few puffs as just like the V1 and V2, this stuff is potent. Finishes strong with heavy sedation sure to help those with insomnia and is most definitely best suited for evening use. • ? • Overall I enjoy these Ghost Pink stains very much and this V3 is up there with the other 2. Great bag appeal, dank and very loud terps that translate perfectly, clean and greasy burn, and potent effects. I rate this Quality 9.5/10

May 21, 2021

Slyme Cookies LSO - OneTwoTreez - May ‘21

/u/MoonBud12

Slyme Cookies LSO AAAA - 60% Indica Source: @onetwotreezhq Lineage: Slymer x SinMint CookiesBred by: @sincityseeds The colouring on these buds are dark purple leaves—almost black—with a heavy coating of crystals giving it a frosty-like appearance. The trichomes are able to have more of a spotlight as their backdrop is so dark. They came small in size and packed an interesting aroma. Personally, I found the smell to be more spicy with a small lemon undertone that is almost unnoticeable if you are not taking your time with this beauty. Now, if you are looking for a well-rounded mellow high, then you need to get your hands on some Slyme Cookies. Smoke this strain however you want and you will achieve the same results. The high hits your head but then moves to the body slowly and carefully by enveloping you completely. This allows your body to relax and remain calm. I become very focused, to the point you could enter a zone out state. Basically, you can’t hear anything else outside of what you are working on (your bubble). This is a perfect anytime of the day strain for around the house because of the ability to stay focused and yet be relaxed and calm. After a day of smoking this, you could very well use the relaxing effects to drift off into a peaceful sleep, instead of pulling out that hard hitting indica.

May 18, 2021

Cat Piss - Onetwotreez - May 2021

/u/thedopechaud30

Not the most pungent in terms of amonia, but it does offer a subtle funky cheese behind a bold citrus profile. Burns clean with white ash and decent oil ring buildup around the cherry. Effects are not as psychedelic as other cuts I've had, but still a definite mood enhancer and a laugher. Great energy with little burnout.

May 18, 2021

Gelato - OneTwoTreez - May 2021

/u/Stonerscotian

These super purpled out buds are almost to the point of being completely purple. These heavy caked out buds have fire orange hairs. The buds are real dense with the ever slightest spongeyness to them. The manicure is close to perfect and the cure is point being perfect. The aroma is of sweet musky cookie with hints of citrus orange and slight earth. Tasted of a dank sweet tangy creamy tangy orange earthy cookie. While smoked in a joint it burned perfect, being slow even and continuous. The ash was light gray with a tad of peppering and there was a grease ringer. The smoke was ultra smooth and left a tasty aftertaste that lingered for a bit. I found this to be a medium to high potentcy slightly indica dominate hybrid. The high brought on a nice europhia and a clear focused creative high. Soon I felt a bit of relaxation a tad bit of sedation. I was not totally couch locked to the point of not being able to get up. Quality - 9.3 Value - 8.7

May 17, 2021

Gelato AAAA - OneTwoTreez // May 2021

/u/Electronifyy

Full Gallery - https://imgur.com/a/sNtT4C0 With no shortage of flavour-forward Cookie genetics that saturate our market, growers really have to dial in their process in order to churn out popular cuts that stand out. This is partially why I have avoided Gelato; while I have historically appreciated these creamy and fruity profiles, I found the medical effects to be lacking and not as pronounced as I’d like. It takes a special grow to grab my attention and I’m happy to say this batch was the exception. These sizeable, beefy colas are adorned with an abundance of milky resin glands that remained intact after travel and help provide adhesive qualities to an already perfectly cured flower. What lays tucked beneath is a conflicting colour palette of sharp lime and nuclear greens in contrast with vibrant purples and blues - all separated with the most fiery orange pistils I’ve seen in a long time. A well manicured trim cements this S-tier bag appeal as a personal favourite from @. Predominantly creamy, and earthy aromas surround the bud and only get more pungent and skunky as you break it down. She very much borrows those traditional sweet berry and citrus peel terps from the Sunset lineage that help round out and give a more defined profile, for any flavour chasers out there. What ensues is a mild and innocuous smoke that brings with it unexpected levels of potency. I would categorize the effects of this Gelato as a more daytime, social interaction and creativity / mood booster with a large emphasis on the “heady” feeling. Not much in the way of body effects here, and that’s okay because this cannabis certainly has its place. Higher doses can easily lead to uncomfortable, foggy sensations that scramble the brain, so use with moderation. That being said, I would recommend this for novice and experienced users alike. Quality: 9.6/10 Value: 6/10

May 17, 2021

Ghost Pink V3 - One Two Treez - May 2021

/u/thechronickid_00

Full album : https://imgur.com/a/H643oPI Saved the heavy hitting Ghost Pink V3 for last. I'm assuming the parent strains to be Ghost OG x Pink Kush as seen on a couple descriptions which would make it quite the OG influenced powerhouse. The nugs are very dense, greasy, and sticky, substantially coating the fingers after breaking it up by hand. It actually arrived as one sticky clump straight out of the bag. Beautiful colour pallet as shades of light and dark green are paired with deep purple sugar leaves and bright orange pistils. Impressively populated by a layer of resinous trichome heads, accompanied by a stellar trim and masterful cure. A very pungent nose to this Ghost Pink, efficiently filling the vicinity with it's loudness as soon as it hits the air. You can easily identify the Pink in the smell in the form of kushy, floral scents, followed by pleasant notes of vanilla, sweet gas, and earth. I vaguely get a bit of mint on the nose as well. Transitions flawlessly to taste but in more of a robust fashion with less sweetness than the smell. Flavours of dank earth and floral kush, all wrapped up in a gassy blanket of goodness, hitting just right for what I look for in a pink. Full bodied with a heavy, thick smoke. Not harsh at all, just a lung puncher but more so in a bong. Joints burn with a sizeable oil ring, producing a light grey ash. Last but certainly not least, the high. No slouch in this category either, packed with potent heavy indica leaning properties that easily make their presence felt moments into a session. Starts with heavy bouts of euphoria and relaxation, providing effective stress relief and a limb to limb body buzz that brings on a powerful couch lock with a high chance for sedation, especially for those with a lighter tolerance. Another banger from the One Two Treez team.

May 17, 2021

Purple Nuken - OneTwoTreez - April ‘21

/u/MoonBud12

Purple Nuken AA+ - 60% IndicaSource: @OneTwoTreezHQLineage: Purple Kush x Nuken When I got these buds, they came a little on the dryer side (humidity packs are a blessing). They were mainly small in size with the faintest woody/sweet smell wafting from these buds. Visually, all of the colours blend in well with each other; darker purple and green leaves that coat this bud, with little trichomes popping through. Purple Nuken may be a 60% Indica, however this hits more like a Sativa. I always find anything AA never really does anything for me when I smoke it in a joint. So these buds were packed into a bowl for some daytime smoking. The high was mellow and not very intense. This is a nice touch for smoking this through out the day; as you never reach that indica sleepy/couch lock effect, however if you smoke more of it in one sitting I’m sure it could cause you to take a small nap. You do experience a cerebral high; but it’s nothing that stands out and I love that about Purple Nuken. If you are looking for more of a relaxed high that doesn’t give you too intense of effects, then this really is your buddy. @onetwotreezhq just sent out an email for Purple Nuken to be: Buy One, Get FREE! Head over to their website to check it out for future details; or check your emails ! Get your’s before its gone :)

May 15, 2021

Purple Space Cookies - OneTwoTreez - May 2021

/u/Stonerscotian

Appeal: Almost completely purple in color with a slight tinge of green. Has quite the frosting of trichomes, resulting in a nice milky coating on the buds. The buds are on mainly the medium size. Density: Being fairly dense with a slight spongeyness. Smell: Has a succulent aroma of loud sickly sweet fruity berries with cookie terps and a bit of nuttyness. Trim/Cure: Manicured to almost complete perfection and cured on point. Taste: Tasting of a sweet cookie berry nuttyness with a slight earthy taste. Burn: The smoke was ever so smooth and freshing. Burned near perfect in a joint being even slow and continuous. Had a real nice grease ringer going on with a gray ash. Potency: I found this to be a medium to high potency indica dominate hybrid. High: Immediately after smoking I felt a europhic and a nice heady high. Positive vibes took ahold of me and put me in a good mood. It didn't take long for a relaxation and sedation to wash over me. I felt at ease and relaxed while being in a giggly state. Not being to couchlocked, just at the perfect level. Value: Valued at 180 a zip before any discounts. Quality - 8.9 Value - 8.5

May 15, 2021