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Blackberry Breath - OneTwoTreez // April 2020

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Blackberry Breath was generously introduced to our market via collaborative effort between industry titans @joftheislands and @gromerjuana and while it hasn’t entirely cemented itself a spot amongst more “hype” genetics in our ?? community (see: PBB), its journey is far from over. Bridging the best of two entirely different sets of terpene profiles, you have the hereditary sweet berries and cereal milk aroma that comes with Blackberry Kush amalgamated with the signature “breath” funk / gas to bring a well rounded table of fragrance that is intoxicating to novice and experienced users alike. Superlative bag appeal that consists of varying shades of jaded greens and blues, encompassed by a blanket of trichs and orange pistils. With this batch, closer to the center you’re left with a more lime green that’s covered in trichome heads aplenty. Breaking down this flower really gives a chance for the terpenes to express themselves, coming together with more clarity to give off the nostalgic aroma of fruit loops with an underlying skunk. A flavourful, creamy and inoffensive smoke leads users into a more fervent and warming mind state that’s backed up with slightly above average potency levels and this is appropriately reflected in the AAAA- rating. These focused and clean effects are something to really be appreciated at most times of the day; evenings excluded as something more sedating is preferred. A very pleasant first experience with a new cultivar, so big thanks to OneTwoTreez for keeping a nice variety on the lineup! Also, there’s a 30% off site wide sale that they just announced and I would take advantage of it if I didn’t just do that with their Easter sale. Oh well.

Apr 10, 2021

King Tut ? ? OneTwoTreez ?? 04/2021

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King Tut - a sativa dominant cut of AK-47 rated AA from OneTwoTreez for 120/o right now. Value: 24 per 7g. Should've bought an ounce of quarters. 10/10! Quality: 8.5/10! It looks like an ordinary sativa upon opening the bag - medium to smalls, and orange hairs sticking out throughout. A very pronounced skunky diesel smell emenate from it. Really not bad for a AA. Soft and dense buds. The trim is good and not a lot of leaves. Smoke this in a joint. Good burn and white exhale. Harsh on the throat, though so don't keep it in your mouth for too long. These gave me an uplifting and energizing boost for the night. Made me clean my washroom at 10pm ?. A really nice head buzz that's not overpowering. Just enough buzz to enjoy the present. Really good pick up. For potency alone I would rate this as AAA+. Long lasting redbull energy. To be honest, I'm kind of thinking of picking up an ounce cause it's really good.

Apr 10, 2021

MAC 1 sourced from Onetwotreez March 2021

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MAC 1 • Lineage: Alien Cookies F2 x Miracle 15 • Bred by Capulator • Cultivated by Private ACMPR • Sourced from Onetwotreez • ? • Bag appeal - small and medium sized buds have an immaculate and tight trim as well as an amazing cure leaving them very dense as well as sticky and greasy inside. Light and dark greens are met with light pinkish purples and sone darker shades of purple as well as dark orange and some peach colored pistils. Matting everything down is the coating of milky white trichomes that cover the entirety of the buds giving them that frosty appearance and shooting the bag appeal through the roof. Very sexy nugs! • ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - very loud straight out of the jar are sweet and very creamy but dank herbal overtones with citrus and gas undertones that become stronger once busted. The terps translate to the taste wonderfully with sweet and just slightly creamy but very dank herbal and some doughy terps and has overtones of gas and the citrus comes through nicely when exhaling. A nice dank and gassy MAC! Joints burn perfectly even as well as nice and slow with a small oil ring from start to finish and produce a light grey ash. • ? • High - This one I find is more of a clear headed high then it is unfocused or scatterbrained like usual but is still very euphoric being great for depression or anxiety. A slow building body load coupled with the calming and euphoric head high work together making for a potent balanced high. This cut as mentioned is still potent but doesn't have that intense smack to it that leaves your head in the clouds. Still a great high just not what I look for in this strain. • ? • Overall this was a different experience for this strain but was still great. Gorgeous bag appeal, loud terps that translate perfectly, light grey ash, and effects that are different but still potent. I rate this............. Quality 9/10

Apr 09, 2021

Slurricane || OneTwoTreez || Apr 2021

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Slurricane: A cross of DoSiDos and Purple Punch. Indica-dom hybrid rated AAAA. This is the 2nd strain / 4 that I got from OneTwoTreez during their 420 sale. I opened the bag and was greeted w a nice skunky, kind of rotten fruit smell. The appearance is caked with trichomes and it is very dense to the touch. Judging by appearance, this one is already a quad. Very nice trim, too. I smoked this through a vape around night time. Theres a faint after taste of sweetness right at the exhale. After a couple of hits, I felt this really heavy effect that makes you lazy and spacey. This is not a social strain at all. It's a very lazy Sunday night alone time kind of weed that makes everything you do alone kind of interesting and fun. Very relaxing high. First time trying this strain and I am blown away. What a great potent flower. Deserving of a quad rating. Quality: 10/10. Beautiful, cakes and dense. Potent and long lasting. Value: 10/10; 42/7, 6/gram during sale

Apr 09, 2021

Ghost Pink v2 || OneTwoTreez || Apr 2021

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OneTwoTreez (dot) com Ive seen the awesome pictures of bud from this sub and had to jump in during their 420 sales. Got 4 quarters for 150 shipped (3 quads, 1 trip) which I will review and post once Ive tried them. Shipping was very fast. I ordered on Friday, 4/2 and they had it ready to ship by Saturday where they gave me a code. Shipped Tues morning and arrived Wednesday afternoon. This MOM operates in ON because it was sent in Sauga and I was shocked. I thought they were from BC. Just from that shipping speed, CS is definitely top tier. There's a hint of floral pink kush when you open the bag. This nug was the biggest and i am impressed by the colors in it. I used a vape to smoke this and it was not rough to the throat at all. Had a very mild taste of flowers. Everything here is just a little above average. The potency is INSANE. I smoke every day (joint, blunt and vape) but this hit me even though it wasn't my first light of the day. Comes to the eyes and settles in your head w a nice buzz. The body buzz is insane. That feeling of a warm fan across your body - haven't felt that kind of potency since 2018 with a Rockstar bud from buds2go when I just started smoking. For the potency alone, I would have to agree w the quad rating. Quality: 8/10; because some of the buds I got are hard and dry in a weird, boxy old Kush shape. The bigger buds I got were awesome. Value: 10/10; 42/7g ($6/g). Originally selling at 8/g. For a quad at 6 a pop is awesome. I buy quarters and I usually get them at 50$. 123z also gave me 2 pre-rolls and a pack of 150mg edibles. I smoked one of the preroll and it burnt so bad. I couldn't smoke it so I had to basically crumple it to dust. Other than that, no problems w my order.

Apr 08, 2021

Pink Cake - OneTwoTreez // April 2020

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Visually represented to the fullest degree, these dense, modest sized buds are completely caked out head to toe. A stunning display of anthocyanin production has tucked itself beneath the high levels of trichome concentration, peppered with the occasional orange pistil. While not particularly sticky, these buds sport a healthy and well-timed cure that leaves them firm, not crispy or snappy. This Pink Cake leaves a beautiful salad of colours in your grinder that carry a pungent gassy, citrus and floral aroma with hints of pepper and mint - something slightly new to me that added a layer of depth to the traditional Pinks I’m used to. A 100% translation of terpenes from aroma to flavour is what helps to cement this as my favourite Pink cross to date, with those complex funky citrus notes from Weeding Cake thrown into an already intoxicating mix of flora and pure gasoline. As with everything from OneTwoTreez this round, potency is absolutely off the charts with this falling into the category of a knockout / one-hitter-quitter because I can barely keep my eyes open off this. A well packed bowl is enough to catapult a novice through the fabrics of time and space itself, so proceed with caution as this is intended for experienced users. Well deserving of it’s quad status. Quality: 9.7/10 Value: 10/10

Apr 08, 2021

Dairy Queen sourced from Onetwotreez March 2021

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Dairy Queen • Lineage: Cheese x Space Queen • Bred by Subcool Seeds • Cultivated by Private ACMPR • Sourced from Onetwotreez • ? • Bag appeal - medium in size with an immaculate trim these tight buds are cured perfectly as they are just slightly spongy and are very greasy and sticky feeling. Gorgeous lime green buds with some darker green, beautiful purples and even some blue and grey colors throughout and a mix of dark orange and copper colored pistils. Covered in resinous trichomes which still have some smaller outer heads intact • ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - the terps are super funky on this one with a very sweet, creamy, and cheesy funk mixed together that I was not a fan of at 1st but has come to grow on me. The taste is still a bit sweet and creamy but has a very dank and cheesy heavy gas overtone that dominate the taste. Joints burn perfectly even, nice and slow, and quickly form a sizable oil ring while producing a lightly peppered white ash • ? • High - all the reviews I was able to find talk about how clear headed and focused the high is but no matter how much I read it, for me this one leaves me with quite the heady high that is actually unfocused and distracting but very euphoric, quickly lifting away any stress and is accompanied by a slow building relaxation. It's also quite versatile in that it somewhat adapts to what it is your doing. Regardless though it is quite evenly balanced, with a body load building as do the heady effects reaching a high potency and is good for smoking anytime day or night. • ? • Overall this one grew on me very much and, though it is not quite as enjoyable (for me) as the other DQ cross of ICC x Kushmints it is still very much a winner. Great bag appeal, dank amd funky terps that translate perfectly, clean and greasy burning, and a great balanced high that is potent. I rate this............. Quality 9.25/10

Apr 04, 2021

Pink Cake sourced from Onetwotreez March 2021

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Pink Cake • Lineage: Pink Kush x Wedding Cake • Bred by Unknown • Cultivated by Private ACMPR • Sourced from Onetwotreez • ? • Bag appeal - medium in size and are semi-dense/semi-fluffy with a perfect humidity level and are both sticky and greasy. Pale looking olive green buds with some light and dark purples, black, and even grey with few pistils that are long and thin and staying true to the rest of the bud, they are a pale orange and some peach in color. Breaking them open reveals a sea of gorgeous purples and some Pink along with glistening trichomes while the outside of the buds are also covered in a dusty layer with many outer heads still intact. • ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - the nose upon cracking the jar is all sweet Cake with a gassy finish until busting into a bud or grinding it, which then releases some dank but faint and funky floral undertones. Translating seamlessly into a smooth smoke that tastes just as it smells with sweet and slightly creamy cake overtones that has just hints of floral undertones and is absolutely delicious. Joints burn perfectly even and extremely smooth with a sizable oil ring and produce a soft white ash with some peppering. • ? • High - this is a great strain with potent effects that are full bodied with some euphoria and a bit of a cloudy head high and is relaxing right from the start. The body load continues building to the verge of a couchlock but not quite, however will have you feeling very lethargic and not wanting to do much more than kick back and relax and even works great for chronic pain. Great for winding down after a long day and is one I would recommend for lazy days or late afternoon/evening use. • ? • Overall this was a real treat in all aspects. Nice bag appeal, the terps are a dream and they translate perfectly to a smooth smoke, clean and greasy burning, and potent effects. I rate this.......... Quality 9.5/10

Mar 31, 2021

Slurricane spurced from Onetwotreez March 2021

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Slurricane • Lineage: Dosidos x Purple Punch • Bred by Inhouse Genetics • Sourced from Onetwotreez • ? • Bag appeal - medium in size with a super tight trim and a great cure and are ock hard dense with a snappy texture that is slightly fresh feeling and just to say a bit sticky. These gorgeous looking dark forest green buds have some deep purple streaking throughout and sparse dark copper colored pistils. The layer of milky white trichomes topping these buds give them that whitewashed look and add immensely to the bag appeal and still have some smaller outer heads visibly intact. • ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - the nose on this is amazing and way different from any Slurricane I've ever had with strong vanilla and dough straight out of the bag that are sweet and creamy and once busted releases a leathery funk that all mingles together perfectly. The terps translate nicely with those same vanilla, dough, and funky leather terps coming through just perfectly and has very faint hints of earthy berry undertones on the exhale. Very tasty! Joints burn perfectly with smooth and flavorful draws and form a small oil ring while producing a clean white ash with minor peppering. • ? • High - everytime after smoking I am instantly left with heavy burning eyes and a very calming euphoria with quick relaxation and a stoney and cloudy head high. Now completely relieved of any and all stress, quickly it becomes couchlocking and soon after deeply sedating with narcotic like effects when fighting the urge to sleep. This is one best suited for evening use amd will definitely help with sleep. • ? • Overall this is my new favorite cut of Slurricane and is a must try as it checks every box. From its phenomenal bag appeal, loud and delicious terps that translate perfectly, a clean and greasy burn, and potent effects, she's got it all. I rate this.............. Quality 9.75/10

Mar 24, 2021

Pink Champagne - OneTwoTreez - March ‘21

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Pink Champagne AAA+ Hybrid (Indica dominant)Bred by: Ken EstesLineage: Kens Granddaddy Purple x Cherry PieWhen opening the jar of this strain you are hit with strong floral scents (almost like you just shoved a bouquet of flowers in your face) with small tiny hints of fruity undertones and of course you can’t forget the diesel that makes an appearance as well. The majority of the buds came large (just like in the picture) with a few medium/smaller ones mixed in. They came dryer then other buds I’ve received but nothing that couldn’t be fixed within a night. As for the taste while enhaling; it was very subtle. It burned very easily, and had a decent oil ring almost throughout the entire smoke. I decided to roll a joint for this one to kick off this beautiful spring weather that has arrived. I was sitting while smoking and didn’t feel any effects… until I stood up. You’re immediately hit with a strong head high leaving you feeling quite euphoric. I ended up getting really chatty, and as the high started to seep through to the rest of my body, I could feel myself starting to relax. And then came the desire for some munchies with my movie. I will say that the appetite was not overpowering like some that have you raiding everything in your kitchen. After about 2 hours my eyes became heavier and I knew the next thing to do was turn off the lights and get under the covers. Overall, I’m happy with this Indica-dominant hybrid as an option for my evening/nighttime wine down!

Mar 23, 2021