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Do-Si-Dos X Mac1 - Order Weed Online - February 2021

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This stunning heavily caked out in trichomes flower has a beautiful white light green color. Manicured amazingly with no leaf insight and the cure is on point being expectional. The buds are ever so dense with pretty well no spongeyness. Also having medium to large size buds. Has a succelent sweet aroma of cookies and mint with hint of citrus. Upon smoking I was hit with a creamy citrus cookie taste with hints of mint like undernotes. The smoke left a soothing cooling feeling, it was superbly smooth. There was a thick grease ringer early on while smoking in a joint. Burned perfected to the end being ever so slow even and continuous with a fairly white ash. This is a high potency balanced hybrid. Immediately after smoking I felt a cerebral heady high. I felt bliss and calm while feeling motivated to be productive. It didn't take to long to feel pretty relaxed. I felt at ease and in a very positive mood. Quality - 9.75 Value - 9.5

Feb 09, 2021

Pink Unicorn - Order Weed Online - February 2021

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Boasting a minty green color with a decent icing of trichomes, this stunning flower is called Pink Unicorn. The buds are of a rock hard density and are ever so meaty. Trimmed very well and cured expectionally well. Has a dank pungnent gassy pink aroma with hints of citrus. Tasted extremely well having a pink gassy sweet n sour citrus taste. While smoked in a joint the burn was on point being perfect, slow even and continuous. Had a superbly smooth smoke and left a delicious aftertaste. The ash was of a light grey and there was a real nice oil ring. This is a high potency balanced hybrid. Upon smoking I was left with a cerebral and europic high. I was motivated to do my tasks at hand. I was left bliss and thoughtful. A bit of laziness and relaxation crept up on me nothing to overwhelming though. Quality - 9.25 Value - 8.5

Feb 08, 2021

Biscotti Crasher - Order Weed Online - February 2021

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These gorgeous nugs are sporting a milky white purple green appearance. There is a heavy caking of trichomes resulting in the milky white appearance. Trimmed expectionally well along with the cure being on point to near perfection. The buds have a rock hard density, leaving pretty well no spongeyness. Having a succelent doughy cookie aroma made my mouth water. Upon smoking I was smacked with a sickly sweet doughy nutty creamy taste. The smoke was vevelty and savoury being ever so delightfully smooth. Burned near perfect being slow and even burning. Boasted a grease ringer along with a light grey ash. Left a lovely lingering aftertaste as well. This is a high potency balanced hybrid. After smoking I felt europhic and cerebral heady high. I was at ease and calm but not overly lazy more so productive. A lazyness crept up on me making me feel relaxed. Quality - 9.25 Value - 8.5

Feb 06, 2021

Rest In Peace - Order Weed Online - January 2021

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More pictures : https://imgur.com/a/vTKejgs Arriving in mostly smaller sized nugs, this Rest In Peace was a difficult one to get a good depiction when judging it's overall appeal. Buds are comprised of faded dark purples and greens, highlighted by peach coloured pistils and milky white trichomes. Moderately dense, though just a tad crispy on the outsides. I imagine this was sticky at one point but it's now easily breakable by hand. Also a touch leafy in spots. The profile on this one is strangely unique and took some getting used to. Aromas of sour berries and flowers, followed by a bitter, skunky finish. Quite funky, especially when smoked, where it delivers flavours of bitter fruit and earth. Not my most sought after profiles, but unique nonetheless. The smoke is rather smooth but looses some points for a darker ash. Fairly potent in effects, producing a mellow, euphoric head stone that bodes well with it's complimenting couch lock. Instantly eases away any stress or negativity with it's soothing, carefree nature. Can easily lead to a long and restful nap if not used to sedating indicas.

Feb 01, 2021

Mike Tyson - Order Weed Online - January 2021

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More pictures : https://imgur.com/a/XYfpGjT This Mike Tyson is quite easy on the eyes and looks the exact same as other times I've had it. Finely trimmed, well cured nugs, displaying shades of pine green, accented by dark purple sugar leaf and thin, fiery orange pistils. Heavily greasy and frosty, packing a healthy amount of intact trichome heads inside and out. Very dense as well, with a sticky and gooey structure that requires some effort when prying a bud apart. Deep notes of sweet diesel gas accented by hints of herbal pine, growing stronger when broken up. It just doesn't seem as loud and pungent as the OG Shark or Pink Kush. Translates finely over to the taste, producing dank flavours of diesel and pine, followed by hints of earth and spices. Extremely enjoyable as it's effortlessly smooth on the inhale, allowing for some larger than average tokes. Burns clean as well, leaving behind a light ash and decent sized oil ring. Not a high that wastes much time getting to work, feeling the effects almost instantly in the form of a buzzing pressure behind the eyes that eventually spreads to the rest of the body. Very relaxing and couch locking as well, making it insanely easy to get stuck in a lazy state. Definitely recommend for evening use with it's indica dominant characteristics.

Feb 01, 2021

Order Weed Online Review - 8 Strains - January 2021

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MoM : Order Weed Online Strains : Gelato It was an easy choice to start off this line up of reviews with Gelato as it's been one of my favourite hybrids since day 1. Sporting a darker colour profile with shades of greens and purples, this Gelato is coated in a layer of greasy trichomes with a scarce amount of stubby orange pistils. A long and conical bud structure that holds in a good amount of moisture and stickiness. Very well cured but the trim could be just a smidge tighter. This Gelato offers a sweet and creamy aroma profile that almost smells like a lotion of sorts. Breaking it apart introduces subtle notes of citrus and earth to the mix. The terps translate to flavour, providing those same sweet and creamy notes that are followed by hints of citrus and earth. While not the terpiest Gelato I've had it's still quite tasty and super smooth smoking. Fairly potent hybrid effects, producing strong heady sensations that are accompanied by joyful bouts of euphoria. Relaxing as well, providing quite the lackadaisical buzz. It gets stronger over time and can easily have you locked into the couch with your motivation quickly diminishing. Doesn't however leave you too tired, which is great for lounging out or watching some after dinner tv. OG Shark This OG Shark sports dense and chunky structured buds that are greasy and finely trimmed. Forest green in colour with hues of purple, both overshadowed by a mix of dark orange pistils and a heavy dusting of frosty white trichomes. Perfectly cured with an optimal moisture level as the buds are real sticky and form a kinetic sand like clump when they are ground up. Rolls itself in a joint as it glues itself to the paper. A very pungent smelling strain, with a profile that emits heavy notes of sweet kush and rich pine, followed by strong undertones of gas and musky earth with some peppery accents as well. The terps become further pronounced when smoked, delivering thick and flavorful plumes of gas and pine with an earthy, musky, spicy kush finish. Heavy on the lungs, yet still fairly smooth and forgiving, all while burning a clean light ash with a hefty oil ring. Your typical indica high but with more emphasis on the sedative, physical effects. It's very heady at first however, with mellow, euphoric vibes that go hand in hand with it's buzzing body high. Heavily relaxing and calming, all while leaving you peacefully glued to the couch. It progresses into a real lazy and zoned out stone that can eventually result in a long nap. G Wiz An aesthetically pleasing batch of G Wiz, producing moderately sticky nugs that display shades of light and forest greens that are heavily populated by thick clusters of orange hairs. Abundantly frosty as well, with an impressive amount of milky trichomes, sporting some of the most caked looking sugar leaf I ever did see. Dense in structure and very nicely cured. Powerful and pungent aromas of sweet herbal pine complimented by rich floral overtones. Translates superbly over to the taste but with an added creaminess, further complimenting the floral pine terps. Savoury and slightly gassy at times, resulting in an extremely palatable smoke. Smooth for the most part, though the burn could be a touch better as it leaves a behind a darker grey ash. Potent, hybrid-like effects that begin immediately with a wave of heady sensations right after the initial toke. Very uplifting and euphoric, providing mood enhancing qualities followed by social vibes. Great for anytime of the day as it leaves you heavily medicated, yet functional enough to stay active. It could potentially leave one a little tired afterwards depending on tolerance. Probably my favourite out of these samples except for the burn. Mike Tyson This Mike Tyson is quite easy on the eyes and looks the exact same as other times I've had it. Finely trimmed, well cured nugs, displaying shades of pine green, accented by dark purple sugar leaf and thin, fiery orange pistils. Heavily greasy and frosty, packing a healthy amount of intact trichome heads inside and out. Very dense as well, with a sticky and gooey structure that requires some effort when prying a bud apart. Deep notes of sweet diesel gas accented by hints of herbal pine, growing stronger when broken up. It just doesn't seem as loud and pungent as the OG Shark or Pink Kush. Translates finely over to the taste, producing dank flavours of diesel and pine, followed by hints of earth and spices. Extremely enjoyable as it's effortlessly smooth on the inhale, allowing for some larger than average tokes. Burns clean as well, leaving behind a light ash and decent sized oil ring. Not a high that wastes much time getting to work, feeling the effects almost instantly in the form of a buzzing pressure behind the eyes that eventually spreads to the rest of the body. Very relaxing and couch locking as well, making it insanely easy to get stuck in a lazy state. Definitely recommend for evening use with it's indica dominant characteristics. Grandmaster Tuna This Grandmaster Tuna arrived as a dense, 3 gram nug, sporting various shades of forest greens and purples, all accented by thin fiery pistils. Neatly trimmed and very frosty, displaying a tight and compact layer of milky trich heads. Also nicely cured as the buds are heavily sticky and resinous, making it especially easy to clog your grinder if you aren't mindful of how much you're putting in. A pungently dank profile producing strong notes of skunky kush accented by hints of earth and fuel. Very robust and almost funky at times, paying homage to the tuna in its lineage. Translates accurately to the taste, providing rich flavours of herbal gas followed by a tuna kush dankness on exhale. Really makes for a pleasant and smooth smoke despite the expansiveness. Burns decently clean too, leaving behind a grey ash that's complimented by a greasy resin ring. The high this one offers leans heavily to the indica side, producing relaxing and lethargic vibes that are complimented by a mellow, slow thinking head stone. A few tokes is all you need to feel it's narcotic effects and perhaps all you need to call it a night as it can indeed lead to some sedation, especially with a lower tolerance. Would recommend for evening use or those times where you want to lazily veg out during the day. MAC #1 x Dosidos Love the cross on this strain, bringing together the likes of MAC #1 and Dosidos to create a dessert inspired powerhouse. Arriving in smaller sized buds that have an ultra dense and tight composition to them and weigh much heavier than one would initially guess. Displaying a vibrant light green appearance and a plethora of inviting orange pistils that heavily stand out in contrast. Decent trichome coverage as well, followed by a terrific cure and trim. Prying open the rock solid nugs reveal a semi sticky texture that is far from dry but also not of grinder clogging status. Savoury and pungent notes of creamy, fruity citrus, followed by hints of spices that seem to get more pronounced with each sniff. I've always loved the profile of MAC and MAC #1 but the inclusion of Dosidos takes it to the next level. Translates over to the taste, providing those same sweet and creamy flavours of fruity citrus and peppery funk, filling the air with such lovely and distinct MAC aromas. Very smooth smoking with zero harshness, providing a milky smoke, light coloured ash, and decently sized oil ring. A potent sativa hybrid buzz that first begins with a surging and euphoria induced head stone that's eventually met with mellow, calming qualities as well. Really gives you that head in the clouds feeling, making your thoughts clash with each other. It's not overbearing however and can sometimes act the opposite way depending on what you're doing and instead offer more of a focused high. Perfect for daytime use as it leaves you uplifted and functional without the common sativa anxiety/racy effects. Rest in Peace Arriving in mostly smaller sized nugs, this Rest In Peace was a difficult one to get a good depiction when judging it's overall appeal. Buds are comprised of faded dark purples and greens, highlighted by peach coloured pistils and milky white trichomes. Moderately dense, though just a tad crispy on the outsides. I imagine this was sticky at one point but it's now easily breakable by hand. Also a touch leafy in spots. The profile on this one is strangely unique and took some getting used to. Aromas of sour berries and flowers, followed by a bitter, skunky finish. Quite funky, especially when smoked, where it delivers flavours of bitter fruit and earth. Not my most sought after profiles, but unique nonetheless. The smoke is rather smooth but looses some points for a darker ash. Fairly potent in effects, producing a mellow, euphoric head stone that bodes well with it's complimenting couch lock. Instantly eases away any stress or negativity with it's soothing, carefree nature. Can easily lead to a long and restful nap if not used to sedating indicas. Pink Kush A very sticky and greasy batch of Pink Kush, packed with resinous trichome heads that leave the fingers coated after handling. Showcasing a dark green appearance that's met with streaks of purple and a multitude of thin copper pistils. Excellent cure with a neat trim as well. This one is definitely suited for the use of a grinder where it breaks up to an ideal texture that makes for effortless joint rolling. Dank aromas of earth and gas that are met with undertones of floral-vanilla. Very pungent yet sweet, being my preferred pink profile. The taste is identical, providing a thick and robust smoke that carries over notes of gas and floral earth with subtle vanilla intricacies. Not harsh but very heavy, needing a couple minutes to recuperate after a large exhale but more so in a bong than a joint where it's a little more forgiving. The burn is slow and greasy, producing a salt and pepper ash that is consistent from start to finish. A heavy and potent mix of physical and cerebral effects, both coming together to form a full bodied, indica leaning stone. Heady and euphoric at first, providing a real zoned out and spacey high. It's not long where the couch lock kicks in, thus leaving you peaceful and content to remain relaxed. Not a real knockout, giving this pk the leniency to be smoked even in the afternoon. These strains were provided for review

Feb 01, 2021

Pink Kush - OrderWeedOnline - Jan 31

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OrderWeedOnline.com Packaging was professional, descreet and odour free. Products arrived very fast and were damage free. Pink Kush Bag Appeal - Medium sized ,dense nugs, that are trimmed well. The buds have a semi glossy appearance due to the abundance of trichomes. Looks great! 8.4/10 Smell- Fairly pungent, earthy, herbal and a bit sweet and peppery. Smell becomes even stronger when the buds are broken up/ground. Good example of that typical pink kush gassy smell! 8.4/10 Cure - These buds are sticky inside and out....Some of the stickiest weed I have had in a while! Great example of an exceptional cure! 9/10 Smoke - Smoked great in a bong. Smooth smoke that tastes good! Burned clean. 8.5/10 Vape - Vaped very well, with big flavours and lots of hits in a single bowl! Enjoyed it a lot in the pax 2. 8.6/10 Potency - Relaxing, sedative, happy and hungry. Buzz lasted a while too! Great night time strain! 8.6/10

Feb 01, 2021

G-Wiz - Order Weed Online - January 2021

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More pictures : https://imgur.com/a/oSReuqG An aesthetically pleasing batch of G Wiz, producing moderately sticky nugs that display shades of light and forest greens that are heavily populated by thick clusters of orange hairs. Abundantly frosty as well, with an impressive amount of milky trichomes, sporting some of the most caked looking sugar leaf I ever did see. Dense in structure and very nicely cured. Powerful and pungent aromas of sweet herbal pine complimented by rich floral overtones. Translates superbly over to the taste but with an added creaminess, further complimenting the floral pine terps. Savoury and slightly gassy at times, resulting in an extremely palatable smoke. Smooth for the most part, though the burn could be a touch better as it leaves a behind a darker grey ash. Potent, hybrid-like effects that begin immediately with a wave of heady sensations right after the initial toke. Very uplifting and euphoric, providing mood enhancing qualities followed by social vibes. Great for anytime of the day as it leaves you heavily medicated, yet functional enough to stay active. It could potentially leave one a little tired afterwards depending on tolerance. Probably my favourite out of these samples except for the burn.

Jan 31, 2021

Mike Tyson - OrderWeedOnline - Jan 30

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OrderWeedOnline.com Packaging was professional, descreet and odour free. Products arrived very fast and were damage free. Mike Tyson Bag Appeal - Medium size mostly dense nugs. The buds have great colours and are nicely covered in trichomes. The trim on these buds are superb! 8.7/10 Smell- Gassy, spicey, earthy and a bit sweet. Good strong smell that yells HEAVY INDICA. 8.5/10 Cure - Semi sticky inside and out. Spongy to the touch and doesnt crumble. Stickier when ground up. Great cure! 8.5/10 Smoke - Good quality smoke in a joint. Smooth tokes that are not harsh. Ash was lighter and it burned clean. 8.5/10 Vape - High quality vaping experience with this strain. Very flavorful and bowls lasted forever. Great in the vape! 8.7/10 Potency - Very potent indica effects; sedative, relaxing and munchies! Long lasting effects. This is one of my favorite strains I tried from orderweedonline. 8.8/10

Jan 31, 2021

Grandmaster Tuna - Order Weed Online - January 2021

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More pictures : https://imgur.com/a/sdFA4lk This Grandmaster Tuna arrived as a dense, 3 gram nug, sporting various shades of forest greens and purples, all accented by thin fiery pistils. Neatly trimmed and very frosty, displaying a tight and compact layer of milky trich heads. Also nicely cured as the buds are heavily sticky and resinous, making it especially easy to clog your grinder if you aren't mindful of how much you're putting in. A pungently dank profile producing strong notes of skunky kush accented by hints of earth and fuel. Very robust and almost funky at times, paying homage to the tuna in its lineage. Translates accurately to the taste, providing rich flavours of herbal gas followed by a tuna kush dankness on exhale. Really makes for a pleasant and smooth smoke despite the expansiveness. Burns decently clean too, leaving behind a grey ash that's complimented by a greasy resin ring. The high this one offers leans heavily to the indica side, producing relaxing and lethargic vibes that are complimented by a mellow, slow thinking head stone. A few tokes is all you need to feel it's narcotic effects and perhaps all you need to call it a night as it can indeed lead to some sedation, especially with a lower tolerance. Would recommend for evening use or those times where you want to lazily veg out during the day.

Jan 30, 2021