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Mike Tyson sourced from Orderweedonline June 2021

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Mike Tyson • Lineage: OG Kush descendant • Bred by Unknown • Cultivated by Private ACMPR • Sourced by Orderweedonline • ? • Bag appeal - medium sized chunky buds that have a slightly sloppy trim leaving behind a bit of excess leaf but are cured to perfection being dense but still a bit spongy and are very sticky and greasy feeling. Light and dark olive green buds with forest green and purple highlights throughout with thick dark red/copper colored pistils. As per usual this is all tightly matted down by the layer of resinous trichomes that are just drippin in outer heads still. • ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - another very loud and diesel dominant profile that is also very skunky with that added onion funk that seems to be standard these days when it comes to this strain. That same skunky diesel with onion funk translates perfectly to the taste and has a dank earthy Kush finish. Joints burn perfectly even and instantly form a nice oil ring well beneath the cherry while producing a salt and pepper colored ash • ? • High - not my 1st time taking on this champion cut from owo and wont be my last as the high hits nice and hard, like the champ himself. A heavy body load right from the start along with pressure behind the eyes leaving them weighted to go with the dose of stony euphoria. Great for pain, stress, depression, anxiety, and insomnia if consumed before bed but, is not the ko type as I was able to consume on lazy days and not worry about passing out. • ? • Overall this was yet another great cut of Tyson from the team at OWO. Though slightly sloppy bag appeal, the terps are dank and translate perfectly, the burn is greasy with a salt and pepper ash, and the high is potent and long lasting. I rate this Quality 9/10

Jun 12, 2021

Coma - Order Weed Online - June

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Coma (AAAA) from Order Weed Online Indica Dominant Hybrid Cross: OG Kush and another unknown strain Visual: They were nice sized buds that had a dank and greasy look to them. It had some dark greens and forest greens and some dark green/blacks. There was lots of sparkly crystal and patched of rusty orange hairs all over. It had a bit of a squish to it but it was very dense overall. Nose: The nose was lemon pine and sweet gas with some woodiness. It was very pungent, and it was very appealing to me. I could keep smelling it. Cut/Roll/Grind: It held back a bit in the grinder and it squished quite a bit when I was cutting it with scissors. It was very sticky, and it had an awesome moisture level. Taste: It had a beauty taste! It was very terpy and the taste stuck to the inside of my mouth. It was very piney and gassy with some woodiness and honey. The flavour lasted all the way through. Burn: The burn was awesome. It gave tons of smoke and it burns smooth and clean. Potency/Effects: This Coma hit me in my nose hard and then all over my face. It was very relaxing and sedating while still putting me in a happy and chill mood. It messed up my brain and my speech but it gave me a positive vibe. It was a couch lock strain for me, and it would be good for nighttime. Check out my website - mcdaddy.ca - 2 Giveaways currently running right Now! You can watch the video review: On Youtube:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1\_h0CtqJ7s&t=22s Or on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/CP\_pgi6D-jx/

Jun 11, 2021

Mike Tyson - OWO (Order Weed Online) - June 2021

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Full album : https://imgur.com/a/UYE00lh Genetics : OG Kush Descendent Mike Tyson, an OG as a boxer and an OG Kush descendent as a strain. One I've had from OWO in the past as it seems to be a steady addition to the menu and another indica that they absolutely nail.  Super greasy, sticky, and cured to perfection, leaving the fingers crystal coated when breaking it up. Dense but squishy and gooey, sporting a combination of light and dark greens with purple hued sugar leaves and a forest of vibrant orange hairs. A very pungent gassy diesel nose to this Mike Tyson, followed up with notes of fresh, slightly sweet pine and that earthy "Sweaty BO" kind of stank. Really does remind me of an OG Kush but with more pronounced, aggressive qualities. Translates to taste exceptionally well, delivering dank flavours of diesel fuel and earth with subtle spicy kush notes on the tail end. Crisp and smooth but definitely packs a punch on exhale, more so in the bong with a slight throat raspyness. Joints burn perfect with an impressive amount of grease and a clean light ash. The high is where this strain truly shines, fully deserving of it's Iron Mike Moniker. It wastes no times getting down to business, providing a powerful flurry of cerebral and physical effects. Starting with a heavy sense of relaxation that washes over the body, bringing with it a heaviness that's felt in the limbs and eyes. It's very spaced out and euphoric as well, clearing your mind of any stress and body of any lingering tension. Perfect indica qualities for kicking back and calling it a day with amazing sleep aiding potential.

Jun 11, 2021

Order Weed Online - Coma / Mike Tyson / 5 Hashes - June

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Coma (AAAA) from Order Weed Online Coma 1 Coma Final Pic 1 small.jpg (582.78 KiB) Viewed 1 time Indica Dominant Hybrid Cross: OG Kush and another unknown strain Visual: They were nice sized buds that had a dank and greasy look to them. It had some dark greens and forest greens and some dark green/blacks. There was lots of sparkly crystal and patched of rusty orange hairs all over. It had a bit of a squish to it but it was very dense overall. Nose: The nose was lemon pine and sweet gas with some woodiness. It was very pungent, and it was very appealing to me. I could keep smelling it. Cut/Roll/Grind: It held back a bit in the grinder and it squished quite a bit when I was cutting it with scissors. It was very sticky, and it had an awesome moisture level. Taste: It had a beauty taste! It was very terpy and the taste stuck to the inside of my mouth. It was very piney and gassy with some woodiness and honey. The flavour lasted all the way through. Burn: The burn was awesome. It gave tons of smoke and it burns smooth and clean. Potency/Effects: This Coma hit me in my nose hard and then all over my face. It was very relaxing and sedating while still putting me in a happy and chill mood. It messed up my brain and my speech but it gave me a positive vibe. It was a couch lock strain for me, and it would be good for nighttime. Check out my website - mcdaddy.ca - 2 Giveaways currently running right Now! Coma 2 Coma Final Pic 5 small.jpg (514.33 KiB) Viewed 1 time You can watch the video review: On Youtube:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1_h0CtqJ7s&t=22s Or on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/CP_pgi6D-jx/

Jun 11, 2021

Coma - OWO (orderweedonline) - June 2021

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Full album : https://imgur.com/a/oaXiMT3 Genetics : OG Kush x An Unknown Indica hybrid Also known as Comatose or Comatose OG. An OG Kush and Unknown indica hybrid cross that has always seemed to impress me on every occasion despite it's sometimes scrappier appearance. The phrase "never judge a book by it's cover" couldn't apply more here as this Coma is amazing in multiple ways, just not the looks. It is however extremely greasy and sticky with grinder jamming capabilities. Dense yet very squishy, almost feeling moist as it's a gooey type sticky but still manages to burn like a charm. A combination of bright and dark tones, pairing forest greens with purples and reddish orange pistils with pale orange ones. All followed by a coating of resinous trichome heads. Arrived with a 62% rH Integra boost. Such a loud and pungent stank emitting from these nugs. The type that lets you know it's going to be a good time. Notes of nose stinging fuel with rich aromas of woodsy pine and spicy kush. I also notice a faint sweetness that comes and goes from time to time. It translates perfectly with a full bodied smoke that carries over all the terps found in the smell. Tasty, smooth, mouth salivating, classic kushy flavour. Smokes great in both bong and joint, burning with a heavy oil ring and light grey ash. A heavily calming and potent high, letting it's presence be known right off the bat in the form of a wandering, dreamy head buzz. It directly hits behind the eyes and temples, giving you this stoney narcotic feeling. Super easy to zone out as 1 or 2 bong hits feels like 3 or 4, leaving you satisfied and content for a while, especially when paired with it's ultra soothing couch lock. Definitely can be used as a sleep aid if you're even the slightest bit tired. A quality smoke for capping off a long night but veteran tokers can medicate throughout the day with it as well to benefit from it's pain and stress relieving effects.

Jun 10, 2021

Ugly Unicorn sourced from Orderweedonline May 2021

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Ugly Unicorn • Lineage: Blue Ox x Robot Girl • Bred by Jinxproof Genetics • Cultivated by Private ACMPR • Sourced from Orderweedonline • ? • Bag appeal - large and chunky buds have a nice trim leaving behind some sugar leaf but the kind that adds to the bag appeal as it is frosted out and are also cured perfectly being rock hard dense with a snappy texture that is slightly sticky to the touch and much more and greasy feeling inside. Some forest and olive greens with dark shades of purple that get lighter the deeper into the bud you look bleeding into the center and plenty of long dark orange and copper colored pistils. The blanket of resinous trichomes cover every nook and cranny and have plenty of outer heads very visibly intact. Some sexy looking nug! • ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - loud and dank straight out of the bag and reminiscent of a pink with sweet but dank gassy overtones and floral undertones with hints of vanilla and once busted there is also some dank earth in the mix. The terps translate  nicely with an inhale that is pure gas and an exhale that is mostly dank earth with the odd hint of skunky and dank floral terps and leaves a nice earthy gas aftertaste. Joints burn perfectly even with a nice oil ring and produce a salt and pepper ash. • ? • High - this one for me hits hard and fast slamming into both your mind and your body with hella potent effects in the way of a very stoney and unfocused head high and a fast building body load. Before even finishing the spliff you wanna be sitting down due to the intensely relaxing body stone that has an inevitable couchlock and that eliminates even chronic pain in no time. Finishing strong with sedation sure to help even those suffering from insomnia, this stuff slaps!!! Best kept for late afternoon/evening use. • ? • Overall this is one hell of a potent smoke! Nice bag appeal, loud and dank terps that translate nicely, salt and pepper ash, and a strong and long lasting high. I rate this Quality 9.5/10

May 16, 2021

OG Bobby Johnson - Order Weed Online - April 2021

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Full album : https://imgur.com/a/5fyOc7I Genetics : Pre-98 Bubba Kush BX2 X Ghostrider OG Another first for me when it comes to this OG Bobby Johnson, an old school cross between Pre-98 Bubba Kush BX2 and Ghostrider OG. Terrific visuals on these highly frosted, resinous buds, showcasing a beautifully trimmed, eye-catching appearance and colour scheme. An even blend of greens, purples, and oranges make up the lovely bud structure. The cure seems on point once again and very similar to the Ugly Unicorn. Slightly crisp on the outside with a sticky interior. A ton going on in the aroma department as the OG and Kush qualities are brought together in the best of ways. This makes for a lovely combination of sweet diesel-fuel and sour earth, further complimented by spicy, nutty, skunky undertones. Translates quite accurately but leans further towards dank and pungent vs sweet, providing a sour earth taste with flavours of sharp diesel, spice, and skunk. Found it pretty smooth for a strain with a skunk influence as the smoke can usually be acrid, burning with a decent oil ring and salt and pepper ash. Potent and quick hitting OG effects. Starting with a powerful, scattered head high. The easily distracted, not good for multitasking type. Definitely felt behind the eyes as well. It eventually settles into more of indica based stone with obvious physical effects, offering just enough of a centered, relaxed vibe to feel completely calm and stress free but not once did it make me tired. A little lazy yes but with having a higher tolerance I can smoke this stuff all day and be in a great mood while doing so.

May 09, 2021

Ugly Unicorn - Order Weed Online - April 2021

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More pictures : https://imgur.com/a/UTJFjCs Genetics : Blue Ox x Robot Girl Bred by : Jinxproof Genetics This Ugly Unicorn would be my first ever encounter with a Unicorn strain. A cross of Blue Ox & Robot Girl by Jinxproof Genetics with quite the interesting lineage. The buds arrived nice and greasy, sporting a semi sticky feel on the outside with a much stickier interior. Mainly of a forest green profile with added touches of purple throughout, especially within the buds where the purples are more prevalent, followed by a generous amount of dark orange pistils and frosty trichomes. Plump, dense, and excellently cured. A little extra leaf but it's nothing substantial. Not quite the profile I had anticipated after reading up on this strain as certain pheno's are fruity while this one is gas dominant but it's very nice nonetheless. Aromas of dank earth and flowers, paired with pungent overtones of gas and delicate hints of vanilla. The taste is a little different, leaving behind the floral aspects and offering more of earthy fuel combo with a fresh ground coffee exhale. Joints burn slow and resinous with a salt & pepper coloured ash. The high produced by this Ugly Unicorn is a real potent one with hard hitting, stress relieving effects that become recognizable upon the initial few tokes. Definitely indica leaning in nature as it promotes a full bodied, heavily relaxing couch lock. Heady and stoney as well, acting as quite the jack of all trades. Not an instant KO but it has the potential to be sedating in the long run, obviously varying with tolerance, amount smoked, etc. OG Bobby Johnson up next.

May 07, 2021

White Death (smalls) - Order Weed Online - Early May

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White Death (smalls) ? From Order Weed Online @owo__canada Well I've been smoking zips of these for probably the past couple months.. just finishing up zip #5 lol that right there should tell ya something ? Ya these smalls are friggin amazing... Their very fresh.. gooey gummy cured really nice.. and the smell reeking off these smalls omg, they might be my favorite Terps! Really greasy sweet gas.. like the Terp scale on these are a 10/10! Of course the smell translates over to smoke flawlessly.. big smile on my face pretty much every puff.. especially that exhale oh oh ohhhh this is what love is lol As long as their available I'll keep grabbing them lol ? I don't know weather or not to remove any points cause their smalls.. I mean it's kinda a plus honestly.. 9.9 ?

May 07, 2021

Stinky Pinky sourced from Orderweedonline April 2021

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Stinky Pinky • Lineage: Comes from inbreeding Stinky Pinky F4 IBL • Bred by TH Seeds • Cultivated by Private ACMPR • Sourced from Orderweedonline • ? • Bag appeal - these large and kinda chunky nicely trimmed buds have an amazing cure and are dense, greasy, and hella fuckin sticky. Made up of an even mix of light and dark greens with dark orange pistils tharp against the backdrop and is all tightly nestled in a blanket of highly resinous milky white trichomes with many outer heads still visibly intact. • ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - stinky indeed with loud and dank Pink kush terps. Sweet gassy overtones with dank floral undertones and once busted, releases those familiar vanilla perfume terps. Translating perfectly is a very dank and gassy smoke that is surprisingly very smooth with equally dank floral terps and undertones of vanilla and perfume as well as a bit of earthiness. Just a dank and gassy Pink Kush! Joints burn perfectly even and very slow with a big greasy oil ring forming almost instantly and leaves behind a salt and pepper colored ash. • ? • High - hits you quick fast with a nice stoney head high that is calming, relaxing, and euphoric leaving you happy and stress free. A quick building body load reaches a couchlock within a short time and leaves you there for a good while before becoming the sedating KO type high that is sure to do in even veteran smokers without a doubt. • ? • Overall this was another great Pink variety from the team at OWO! Great bag appeal, loud and dank terps that translate to the taste, salt and pepper ash, and a very potent long lasting high .I rate this............... Quality 9.5/10

Apr 22, 2021