TFCannabis

Sour Animal Cookies - Craftfarmers514 - March 2020

/u/vaultballers

Sour Animal Cookies (Sour Diesel x Animal Cookies bx2) is a hybrid strain of Seed Junky genetics, grown by brindlefarms and sourced by Craftfarmers514 The bag appeal on this is pretty bad imo. But the buds are caked and if you've smoked enough of the old school sour diesel, chemdog and durban poison strains, then you will know that this specific bud structure and color is gonna translate into PURE GAS. The smell, without opening the jar or breaking it down is already intoxicating. My whole room reeks of dank gas. That proper chem gas at first followed by an undertone of the animal terps. Taste is a carbon copy of the smell. Sour D inhale animal cookies exhale. Dried perfectly so no coughing. Not a very functional strain. Heavy hitter. Burns super clean white ash Conclusion : Perfect cookie and sour d hybrid. Insane genetics. Its a quad for me on taste and smell alone, all that matters. Value 10/10 (this was priced at least 20% higher on GD) Quality (9/10): Gotta take a point out for the bit leafy trim but i dont think it matters too much for this pheno unlike a straight cookie. This is gassy modern dank weed in an old school body. Great example of quad craft cannabis nonetheless

Mar 11, 2020

Acai Gelato x Kush Mints 11 - Craftfarmers514 - Late January

/u/Ghosttropics

This was my first ever purchase from these guys, and I feel like I’ve really hit the MOM jackpot here. Got this as well as Hierba’s Gelatti and Truphle Butter, both incredible as well, but I think this stuff is the real winner of the batch in terms of uniqueness and potency. Apparently grown by a private ACMPR so i had no idea what to expect, this was such a pleasant surprise. Appearance is lovely to behold, tight dark purple buds that are solid and caked in trichomes, looking like the sugary clumps of some fruity cereal lol. Smell was a bit muted on arrival but after some jar time, I can really smell that gelato coming through. Inhale however, is a noticeable berry taste that is so subtle yet so satisfying, with that classic desert flavour you’d expect from the gelato and kush mints side of things. Super complex and hard to pin down, which just makes you want to smoke more. The burn is incredibly smooth, no coughing whatsoever despite still hitting hard effects wise, leaving behind a thick oily ring of resin on the spliff. The high is STRONG, even for a high tolerance smoker like me. Pure euphoria, I feel like my face is basking in a warm glow, but still nice and grounded. A versatile, chameleon-like kind of stone that’s great for any at home activity. Maybe I’ll clean my place. Maybe I’ll just space out and listen to some music, or read comic books. As long as you don’t have to work on something deeply complex or handle heavy machinery, this bud leaves you just that little bit happier doing it. Lastly, I just want to say that the customer service was what made this experience that much better. I was super hesitant to reach out to an ig MOM or communicate directly, but my fears were unfounded. That personal interaction proved to be an actual plus, as I was able to get recommendations and a much more personalized service. I press lots of rosin, and the person i spoke to even offered to let me know when they get in buds that would be good for pressing, and offering the freshest buds to squish. That little extra mile goes a long way, and I really appreciated it. Not to mention an unbelievable price for what I got Value: 10 Quality: 10 Customer Service: 10 *** before anyone calls me a shill, I absolutely assure you I am just a very happy customer haha

Feb 01, 2020

Gelato #33 aka "Larry Bird" by QwadGarden - Sourced through @craftfsrmers514. Mid-Jan 2020

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More pics here -> https://m.imgur.com/a/YF0tw9s

Jan 17, 2020

Black Mamba (Organic) from craftfarmers514 January 9th 2020

/u/mattnchels

Bag appeal - This bud had mass bag appeal. Looks amazing! Completely covered in glass like trichomes and very dense. It's quite dry but, a little time with a boveda and it was perfect. And it smokes just great as is. Very dark mossy green leaf and dark copper like pistils completely covered in clear glassy trichomes. I mean every inch of this weed looks like it was dipped in shards of glass. Just loaded with trichs. Beautifully cured to perfection as usual Smell - a very faint sweet/perfume scent that is very nice but as I said quite faint Taste - This is my first time trying Mamba and was expecting a very intense peppery taste from what I've heard from some people. And when when i read up on it, it says it tastes of sweet grapes. This isn't that bad at all, I mean it's a got a little bite to it but more of a spicey aftertaste then the actual smoke. But I do get a sweet fruity like perfume taste, and like the smell, it's very faint but still a nice flavor Smoke - thick white smoke that is nice and smooth Ash - Nice light fluffy white ash Buzz - Nice Indica high. Feel heavy behind the eyes almost instantly but not rendered useless. But it's not long before your locked in your seat and feeling completely at ease and pain free. Nice long lasting high that will most likely end with a nap most times. Couchlock, burning red eyes as well as the munchies are to be expected as well. At least for me anyway. And its amazing for my anxiety as the buzz gives a feeling of euphoria almost like that of a feeling from taking too many benzo's. Very lethargic and all around amazing high. Definitely recommend smoking this one at night Value 10/10 @$220 an OZ, can't be beat) Quality 9/10 (always room for improvement)

Jan 14, 2020

Gelato 33 by Qwad Garden from craftfarmers514 January 9th 2020

/u/mattnchels

Bag appeal - This weed is super caked in trichomes and resin and just rolling a joint leaves your fingers full of it and super sticky. My bag was all popcorn like nugs other than a few but it doesn't matter. These nugs have light and dark green leaf with some nice purple hues with nice copper colored pistils. It's hard to see any of this as these nugs are just frosted af! I mean CAKED Amazing looking weed by Qwad Garden Smell - Super pitent smell! Smells of citrusy lime with a bit of a gassy scent. Same smell when burnt and stays around a long time Taste - the flavor profile of this bud is awesome. It's just like that of key lime pie but a gassy key lime pie Smoke - thick white smoke that is fairly smooth Ash - Nice soft white ash Buzz - Very nice hybrid high. Indica dominant and nice and potent. Extremely happy high that even gave me the giggles (haven't giggled like that since I was young) and had me feeling very euphoric. Can be a good day time smoke in moderation but when you smoke enough, and it can most definitely have you locked in your seat. Just a beautiful strain, my favorite Gelato out of the 4 or 5 I've tried so far. Qwad Garden cured this to perfection Quality 9/10 Value 10/10

Jan 13, 2020

G-Wiz #1 grown by Flawless BC - Sourced by @craftfarmers514 - January 2020

/u/raptorfan93

Grown by Flawless BC and sourced by an Instagram MoM. Value:9.5/10 Quality 9.5/10

Jan 12, 2020

Sherb Breath #6 (Organic) from craftfarmers514 January 9th 2020

/u/mattnchels

Bag appeal - This bud is extremely dense, rock hard and sticky, the nug pictured is 6.6 grams. This amazing looking bud has darker green leaf with purple hues and loads of orange pistils covering the whole bud and then layered with frosty trichomes that look like white hairs if you zoom up. Amazing bag appeal on this Smell - has a nice creamy smell just like every sherb strain I've ever had but mixed with some citrusy and earthy undertones Taste - WOW! This tastes just like Orange Creamsicle to me. But does have a spicy type after taste that leaves your tongue tingling and a bit of a burning at the back of the throat for a while after. It's amazing. Best tasting bud I've smoked I think ever Smoke - thick white smoke that is smooth on inhale but then hits your lungs and has me coughing up a storm (still getting over a cold too) Ash - nice soft white ash Buzz - Nice amazing feeling indica high. Hits hard and fast, with a warming sensation through the entire body from head to toe. Immediately foggy and very relaxed. Nice long lasting high that helped with my anxiety and lower back pain. If you ever have the chance to get your hands on this bud, dont pass it up. This is one for the books for sure Quality 10/10 Value 10/10

Jan 10, 2020

Gelato #33 grown by QwadGarden - Sourced by @craftfarmers514 - January 2020

/u/raptorfan93

Best Gelato I have ever had. Everything including value 10/10

Jan 09, 2020

Ice Cream Cake from craftfarmers514 January 4th 2019

/u/mattnchels

Bag appeal - Nice beautiful big dense nugs. Amazing lighter green in colour with some light and dark purple hues and orange pistils coated in nice glass like trichomes. Perfectly cured nug Smell - has that typical cake strain smell. Sweet vanilla/cereal milk Taste - the smell carries over to the taste somewhat with a bit of an earthy and gassy undertone. Leaves a bit of a burning at the back of the throat for a while after smoking and the taste lingers for quite a while after smoking. Smoke - smooth smoke on inhale with slight cough on exhale Ash - nice snow white ash Buzz - Nice potent indica high that hits pretty much instantly. Heavy eyes, relaxed body, ease of back pain and within like 20-30 minutes, very sleepy. This one has my eyes blood shot and burning like crazy. The high starts off verry happy with nice cerebral effect but soon creeps to a very relaxing high that will lead to a definite couchlock. I love this strain, another amazing buy from craftfarmers514. Quality 9/10 (very potent) Value 10/10 (@ $210 an OZ this is a steal)

Jan 08, 2020

LA Kush Cake from craftfarmers514 January 4th 2019

/u/mattnchels

Bag appeal - Nice sized dense and sticky beautiful nugs. Cured to perfection with amazing color. Light green with some amazing purples and nice orange hairs coated in a thick layer of frosty trichomes. Just to handle this gets your fingers caked in trichs and resin. Smell - This one has a gassy smell with a musky undertone. Taste - has a nice not too strong gassy taste with a little burst of fruitiness and somewhat of a chemical undertone. Gets gassier as you smoke it. Tastes great Smoke - very thick white smoke that starts off fairly smooth but gets harsher and harsher as you smoke the joint. Ash - Nice white ash Buzz - This one's got me instantly heavy headed and melting into my seat. Very heavy hitting indica effects for sure. Pure relaxation and comfort melts all my pain away instantly. Which is my main purpose for smoking other than just getting high of course. Extremely potent and recommended for night time use only. Or if your like me, during days when you don't want to do anything but sit around and chill and more than likely fall asleep eventually. Very nice bud as usual from these guys. Quality 9/10 (I just can't see myself rating anything a 10 for quality as it can always be improved but, if I did this would get a 10) Value 10/10 (@ 210 an OZ it's a no brainer)

Jan 08, 2020