TheChronFather

Horrible site. Y’all fell off hard

Smokinondatjewpak

Before the RCMP fucked you. You actually had proper products. Now you’ve reopened… great. But the shittiest products. You used to have good weed for ounces now you think you’re good with these shitty cans. Even the weed you have is shit. All grown by the same shit grower. All the strains basically look the same. And y’all are from BC??? You shat on BC weed shame on you

Feb 25, 2025

Rob Ford Kush AAAA Popcorn - TheChronFather - February 2025

rihannaharris4040

Appeal: A bit underwhelming in terms of visual appeal. The buds are small and have a somewhat irregular shape, which is typical for popcorn-sized nugs, but they lack that frosty look you might expect from a AAAA grade. Maybe it's just the bottom of the bag stuff. There’s a slight dusting of trichomes, but they could’ve been more prominent. Density: The tight structure ensures a good grind, and you can tell that there’s some serious potency packed in each little nugget. They aren’t overly airy, which is a nice touch for popcorn flowers. Smell: Earthy, with hints of pine and a slight sweetness. It’s not the most pungent, but it’s pleasant enough to leave a lingering aroma in the air. There’s a little bit of that "kush" funk, though it's not as overwhelming as some other strains. It's a calm, herbal scent that's not too in your face. Trim: Trim could be a little cleaner, however you won’t find any excess leaf or shake to deal with. Taste: Earthy flavour with subtle notes of citrus and pine on the exhale. It’s not overly complex but still enjoyable giving a nice herbal aftertaste. The flavour profile doesn’t stand out as the most unique, but it’s solid and pleasant. Burn: Clean and consistent. The joints burn evenly, and the ash stays a nice light grey throughout the session. Potency: The effects are immediate and long-lasting, Indica dominant hybrid High: It starts off with a calming, euphoric buzz that melts away any tension, followed by a soothing body high that makes you feel content and relaxed. It’s great for chilling out, watching a movie, or just enjoying the evening. It doesn’t get overly sleepy, so you can still be active or social if you want. Quality - 8 Value - 7

Feb 24, 2025

Mushroom: Atlantic Treasure Coast

fruitychip

I’m impressed, the appearance is striking in its own way, as these mushrooms are a clean, off-white colour, with slightly delicate stems. The caps are a bit on the smaller size in my batch, but well-formed, giving off a faint earthy scent. They’re visually simple but certainly appealing, which is one of the reasons why I was intrigued to buy. The high was gradual, but once it hit, it was clear that these mushrooms were potent. The trip was incredibly smooth and balanced, as there was a strong sense of euphoria and connection to the surroundings, without the overwhelming intensity. I found myself in a deeply introspective state, but still very aware of my environment, which made for a great experience. Soft colours and patterns appeared as I closed my eyes or focused intently on things. The body high was nice as well, giving me a relaxed, yet energized feeling. I didn't feel too bad of a burnout after. 8/10

Feb 20, 2025

Sauce: Blue Mystic

fruitychip

The potency is definitely there, as it was giving me a relaxed, yet clear-headed high that lasts for a good amount of time. I love how smooth it is when vaporised, with a nice, mellow flavour that’s both sweet and earthy with a slight herbal undertone. While the potency is great, it can be a bit much for me if I’m looking for something light or for daytime use. It’s definitely more suited for winding down at night or when I’ve got a few hours to relax, but I wouldn’t reach for it in the middle of a busy day. I did find it to be a little sticky, making it a bit tricky to handle, especially if you’re using a dab tool. 8.5/10

Feb 20, 2025

Unicorn Hunter Pen: Zkittlez

fruitychip

I gotta say, it’s a pretty solid option, but not quite a game-changer for me. The flavour’s on point, as it's super fruity and sweet, with every puff. It’s got that classic Zkittlez taste, but it’s smooth and not overly sweet, so you can vape it without getting that syrupy feel. The high kicks in fast with that relaxing, happy vibe. It’s not a head-banger, more like a chill, mellow high that leaves you feeling good without being couch-locked. I could definitely still get stuff done, but also just zone out and vibe. The only thing holding it back for me is that the effects didn’t last too long, and I found myself re-puffing more often than I’d like. It’s a solid vape, but not the best I've had. 7/10

Feb 19, 2025

4A Flower: Black Tuna

fruitychip

The effects are perfectly balanced, a smooth 50/50 hybrid mix that kicks in fast. You’ll feel a pressure around your eyes at first, followed by waves of euphoria that lift your spirits. As the high settles in, your mood stays upbeat, while a gentle relaxation slowly spreads through your body, bringing more relief as time goes on. It’s a flexible strain that works well no matter the time of day, giving you a good blend of relaxation and energy. 9/10

Feb 19, 2025

Al Jazeera Hash / TheChronFather / February 2025

autumnyogurt

Looks super dark, like a deep brownish black kinda colour. It’s sticky but not too bad, and when you break a piece off, it’s smooth, not too crumbly. Pretty solid, feels like it’ll last.Taste is on point too. At first, it’s kinda earthy, got that classic hash flavour, but there’s also a little sweetness in there. It’s smooth when you smoke it, doesn’t hit the throat too hard. Honestly, this stuff hit quick. Took a few puffs and I was already feeling it. My head was light, but in a good way, not too spacey. Body felt like it was just sinking into the couch, super chill. Definitely a nice buzz, not too overwhelming, just perfect for relaxing. Felt like I was floating, real calm, no anxiety or anything. Lasted a few hours too, so I was straight for the night.

Feb 15, 2025

Grape Candy 200mg THC / TheChronFather / February 2025

autumnyogurt

The look of it’s like a regular candy, kinda looks like a chewy gummy. Straight up grape taste. It’s got that sweet, fruity vibe. Didn’t even taste much of the weed, which is nice. It’s sweet but not too much, kinda smooth, but you can feel the aftertaste a bit. As for the effects I waited like 30 minutes, didn’t feel much, but then boom, everything hit me. My body felt all loose, like I was floating, and my head was all fuzzy. Wasn’t too heavy, it was just a nice chill vibe. Not too much of a couch lock, but I wasn’t about to get up and do anything either. Kinda just vibed, felt real happy, no anxiety or anything, just relaxed. It lasted a good few hours too, so that was nice.Would def recommend if you wanna kick back and relax, but maybe don’t eat the whole thing if you aren't used to it.

Feb 15, 2025

Strawberry Dream AA / TheChronFather / February 2025

smores123456

Strain: Strawberry Dream Visual - They’re a nice light to dark green, with dense, tightly packed medium to large nugs. The orange pistils really pop against the backdrop of frosty trichomes, giving it a sugary appeal. Scent/Taste - I was greeted by a sweet and fruity aroma. It has a strong strawberry note, but there’s a subtle earthiness. It's a perfect blend of sweetness with a hint of citrus that makes it smell with a touch of something earthy and rich. Taste mimics the scent. The smooth smoke has a slightly creamy, berry-like aftertaste that lingers in a pleasant way. Fruit-forward strain, this one definitely delivers. It’s sweet, smooth, and just a little bit tangy on the exhale. High Effects - It starts with a mellow head high that’s uplifting and euphoric, but without any jitteriness. The body feels light and relaxed, but you’re still mentally sharp and clear. It's a great mood booster that’s uplifting but not too much, making it great for handling stress or enjoying a creative activity.

Feb 10, 2025

Gas Mask Shake AAAA / TheChronFather / February 2025

smores123456

Strain: Gas Mask Visual - My bag included tiny buds with trichomes, a bit of stems, but overall not bad at all. Scent - The smell is potent. It's super gassy, with that diesel-like aroma that's pretty characteristic of some of the stronger strains. There’s also an underlying herbal and earthy smell. Lighting it up was a treat, and from the first hit, I could tell it was strong. The smoke was smooth and didn’t have that harshness. High/Effects - Being an Indica dominant hybrid, I was expecting a more relaxed, body heavy experience, and that’s exactly what I got. After a couple of hits, I started feeling a nice head rush, but the effects quickly transitioned into a calming body buzz. I wasn’t couch-locked, but I definitely felt a deep sense of relaxation. My muscles relaxed, and any stress or tension melted away. Mentally, I felt uplifted but not overly stimulated. It was just the right amount of euphoria to keep things fun without going overboard. It left me in a really positive mood, yet mellow enough that I could easily wind down or have a chill conversation. The effects lasted for a solid few hours, with a gradual descent into a calm and restful state. I could definitely see this being a go-to for evening use or winding down after a long day.

Feb 07, 2025