The Wellness Temple

The Wellness Temple - Semi Sponsored Review

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So before I begin, I'd like to let everyone here know ahead of time that I was given a $75 credit and free shipping from TheWellnessTemple, they simply asked me if after I received my package that I could do a little review for them. I placed my order on Friday at around 12:30pm on Friday the 13th, in which I ordered the 10 strain sample pack for $85 (On sale from $100, currently on for $75) It arrived Monday at my house at around 3pm which is pretty darn fast. I live in the Yukon so normally we don't have the fastest mail system. Also huge props to these guys for still having my package shipped out on friday because I was after the cut off, that was huge. The package arrived double vacuum sealed, no smell and very discreet. The strains as listed in this sampler are listed on the site: Blueberry AK Moby Dick Gorilla Pepper Mind Bender UK Cheese Violator Kush Orange Creamsicle Lemon Haze Purple Urkle Nuken Unfortunately I didn't get to try the Mind Bender, my box had 2X the sample of Gorilla Pepper instead. I'm insure if this was due to out of stock in the Mind Bender or just a whoops. Not a complaint just an observation about it all. I meant to take pictures of everything to pair with my thoughts on each, but after I got high I somehow forgot to take pictures of some of the strains. I'll post a link to the album below so you can see what I did take. Blueberry AK: This one was impressive right out of the bag. The smell, the look, the taste, the high, this one seemed to have it all. It wasn't all that sticky but you could certainly smell the fruit, it smoked smooth right to the filter and I felt like I wanted more. ($6.50 a gram and $135 for an oz) I feel this is well worth its price, If I wasn't a broke student I would be definitely buying an oz of this stuff. Moby Dick: Okay. Real talk for a minute. I've ALWAYS been a indica guy. I lived for indica. It wasn't that I hated sativa, it just made me feel anxious and shaky. I never got that real happy awesome high that I was always told sativas have. Until I smoked this. I can't honestly say I've ever said 'Wow' after taking a puff off a joint before smoking this. It tasted remarkable and the high, my god the high. I can't recommend this one enough. Perfect 10/10. Definite rebuy, hands down. ($7 gram $143 oz) Gorilla Pepper: This one had all that pizzaz that you see with your standard sativa, that rich sweet smell and pretty little buds. This stuff had a nice smoke to it and didn't seem to have a crazy amount of kick to it. Would recommend for people who like to smoke all day. ($7 gram and $143 oz) I personally wouldn't purchase this again, not my style. Mind Bender: See item 'Gorilla Pepper' UK Cheese: You know how you're told you shouldn't judge a book by its cover? Well maybe I shouldn't judge a weed by its smell. I first took a whiff of this bag and couldn't believe that it actually kinda smelt like cheese. So naturally I don't like my weed smelling like cheese, so I didn't smoke it. Then came the time when I had smoked 8 samples and only had 1 left so I did what any good reviewer would do, and I dove it. It was actually not bad, but I think my first soured opinion really soured my review of this. I smoked a small bowl and haven't been back so for now this review is only 1/10th done, sorry fam. ($6.50g $135 oz) Violator Kush: I tried this one right around dinner time and found its relaxing properties kick in right away. The couch became a trap which I could not escape except for the dire munchie circumstances this bud created. It had a little bit sticky buds and I found this one just a little extra harsh towards the end of my joint. ($7g to $139oz) If I had more disposable funds and this stuff was this price I would probably find myself buying a bag. Orange Creamsicle: Man, orange creamsicles are my jam and I was so hyped for this sample, which of course led to me being let down. I didn't really find anything special about this guy. I tried both a joint and bowl or two and felt like it was, I dunno, generic? ($6.50g $135 oz) I wouldn't buy this one again. Lemon Haze: This is another really well rounded smoke. You could immediately smell the citrus, and taste it too when smoked. I would recommend this to any sativa fans, its definitely worth its price tag ($6g $128oz) Purple Urkle: This is a little different than others, it was an okay smoke, had okay flavour but the high was nice. It was slightly less kick than the Violator I tried and I found myself smoking a joint of this around 3 because it relaxed me but I didn't feel lathargic or unwilling to do anything. I feel overall it was decent but there is definitely buds that get the job done better. ($6.50g $135 oz) Nuken: This is the one I didn't have any notes on, so instead I started smoke a bowl when I started writing this. I feel like I can feel the muscles in my body relaxing, like drinking a hot chocolate on a cold day with the heat spreading through your body. I don't feel as if this is an indica that will put my to sleep but that could very well be the blue light from my laptop playing tricks on me. I like this stuff too, could be good if I weren't looking for sleepy qualities from a pure indica. Shipping: 5 stars Packaging: 5 stars Product Visual Quality: 4 stars Product Actual Quality: 4 stars Overall: 6 stars In short, this mom is fantastic. I know I'll be a return customer, this whole thing has definitely impressed me. https://imgur.com/a/6eta4rU

Apr 20, 2018

The Wellness Temple First Purchase

Nuttall11

MOM Name The Wellness Temple Overall rating out of 10: 7 Sign Up: easy send id got approved pretty quick Ordering & Pricing: got mixed oz for 150. Went with 7 g uk cheese. 7 g Purple Urkle and 14 of blueberry ak. An oz of Mataro Blue for 99. 1 pair of peanut butter cup 40mg each i think. Communication: good. Got all the normal confirmation emails and tracking. Packaging: 2 different boxes both vac sealed then vac sealed together. Products / Photos: The Mataro Blue is looking good for the price. Only tried a bit so far but it smokes nice and the bud looks good. Average smell. Came in at 25.7 g not 28. Forgot to take pic of bud will update later. The mixed oz is nice. Uk cheese one of my favs just for the smell. I was not disappointed. Good looking bud and potent stink. Weighed in .3 over 20180419_181722.jpg The purple urkle is also very nice. Its what im using right now for a good sleep. Beautiful purplish buds and smooth smoke. Nice fruity smell. Also .3 over 20180419_181551.jpg The blueberry ak is very nice too. Ak is one of my top strains so i was looking forward to this one. Was better then expected. Looks like ak to me with a nice light blueberry smell. Hard to tell how the high is as ive tested out a few different ones tonight so im pretty ripped. This one was 13.1 gs. 20180419_182249.jpg 20180419_182301.jpg So i got ripped off a few g but also got 3 gs in samples. Guess it works out but it makes me nervous about another order with the scale skills they have. Have not smoked or opened any of the samples but here are some pics. 20180419_181139.jpg 20180419_181102.jpg 20180419_181131.jpg Incentive for Customers: 20 off first order Incentive for Review:none Notes:] rolling papers king size and filters free. Edit: Matt from Wellness Temple was nice enough to send me out 7g of the Mataro Blue to make up for the 3 gs i was shorted. He saw the review and contacted me to make things right. I will order again from them in the future.

Apr 20, 2018

UK Cheese - The Wellness Temple - April 18

/u/StonerSteve64

This UK Cheese is dense nugs that have a nice amount of trichomes. Opening the bag it immediately fills the room with that classic musty cheese aroma with hints of berry. The nugs are really sticky and fresh so scissors are the best way to break it up. Burns nice and slow and produces clean white ash. Hybrid with euphoric / relaxing high that also gives me major munchies... Most cheese strains do. My first order with The Wellness Temple has been great no complaints! They are quick to respond through email as well as discord if you have any questions. The pricing is very accurate for the quality of the buds.

Apr 18, 2018

Gorilla Pepper - The Wellness Temple - April 18

/u/StonerSteve64

This Gorilla Pepper has very unique taste and smell. It's super sweet and has a spicy/woody taste with undertones if caramel. Loaded with trichomes and sticky touch. The nugs are medium density and burns clean white ash. The high is cerebral and uplifting and somewhat relaxing. It's a functional high and would smoke this anytime of the day. It's completely different than GG4 there's no couchlock. I will be re ordering this one in the future. AAA+

Apr 18, 2018

The Wellness Temple

Mookieledbetter

b]MOM Name: The Wellness Temple Overall rating out of 10: 9/10 Sign Up: use Id and they delete your picture after you're approved. Ordering & Pricing: you'll order on their extremely easy to use website. Pricing starts at $99/oz -$180/oz I got Blueberry AK at $95 for half oz. I also ordered True Lion extracts 'sweet tooth' shatter for $30. Communication: none necessary as their automated emailing system updates you every step along the way Packaging: flawless, vacuum sealed twice and in a box so flower didn't get compressed. Products / Photos: IMG_2205.JPG Incentive for Customers: Free Papers and tips with every order...free shipping over $199. Incentive for Review: $75 store credit and coupon code for free shipping. Notes: the shatter is potent and tastes extremely earthy. A couple dabs did the trick!! Dark colour but burns clean no sparks. The Blueberry AK was a huge surprise considering the price. It's got amazing bag appeal and nice big frosty deliscious smelling buds. Slightly dry...AAA+Quality. Has a clean ash and tastes great!! Prices very well according to quality. I've paid more and got ALOT less elsewhere. Overall: these guys are worth checking out! Would be 10/10 if bulk options were available on website.IMG_2203.JPG IMG_2201.JPGIMG_2200.JPG

Apr 17, 2018