TopShelf Express

Cannabis Extraction (CE) top shelf strains

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MOM Name Cannabis Extraction Overall rating out of 10: 8/10 Sign Up: Email your ID and you then get emailed the menu. It’s email only Ordering & Pricing: Ordering is simple, pricing is pretty good except for their top shelf flower by Dave and meisho. Those are $100 & $90 a quarter. Communication: Very poor customer service. They do not reply to question emails. I sent 3 emails inquiring about their high end strains. Just some basic info, as some strains were rare. I never got a reply. So I sent another email asking if they were still open? Still no reply. So I sent my money not knowing if they would even reply... luckily, they replied once I placed my order. So if you have a question, better ask it in the same email as your order. Once I placed my order, they did respond to my question with a very short answer. Which was fine, I suppose. I got my answer, but it was just poor customer service. Especially since it’s my first order. I had no clue what to expect. Now, since then I’ve placed two orders and they’ve been good. I receive my tracking number the day after I send my money. And they even responded to a question I had about their new referral program. (Which is free shipping for a referral) Packaging: It arrived in a small box. Inside was a plain ziplock bag with handwritten strain name. All the bags were then inside one large vacuum sealed bag. Products / Photos: Meat breath 29 $90 for 7grams. 4.5/5. So it’s obvious that this is a very potent batch. Absolutely covered in trychs and a heavy hitter The smell is intoxicating, fuel and earthy tones. Now at 90$ a 1/4 I expect perfect bud, the bud was a little on the dry side, theres a very small amount of shake in the bag from the nugs rubbing against each other. All the nugs were pretty small too. They lost the 0.5 from the score due to dryness and size https://i.imgur.com/MmGgjUh.jpg Peanut butter breath 24. 5/5 this is a 50/50 hybrid. I got a half oz of this an slurricane for $185. Very pricey. The bud is just gorgeous, purple and golds throughout. It actually does have a nutty aroma and taste to it. Upon exhale it gives you a taste of fuel. Very complex flavour profile. It’s a good 50/50 hybrid.The buds were medium sized and had a major dank to them. The high lasts a super long time upwards of 2 hours (which is VERY long for me) and is very relaxing. If you vape at a low temp the nut flavour is very strong, it’s something I’ve never experienced in all my years smoking. https://i.imgur.com/1bvIxtL.jpg Slurricane- 5/5 This strain was an absolute monster of an indica. Combines dosidosXpurple punch (GDP heritage) so it has a very heavy body stone. It hits you like a freight train, immediate couchlock. For $100 a 1/4 it sure was worth it, the taste is UNREAL. It literally tastes like orange crush with a hint of fuel/skunk (very minor hint). And oh yeah... under all those trichomes is a gorgeous purple bud, however you can’t even see it because its so frosty! The only downside was the size of the bud, they were all small.. but I don’t buy weed for visuals. https://i.imgur.com/9M5bwjm.jpg Pink kush 5/5 Where do I start with this.... well if God needed something for pain, he’d have a bag of CE pink kush. This stuff is so fucking dank its unreal. I can’t open the jar without my house stinking up. It’s got this wonderful pink kush smell, vanilla mixed with gas, skunk and earthy tones. When you vape, you get this wonderful taste of skunky vanilla that I can’t get enough of. Honestly... just look at it. EDIT:forgot to mention the price. Now this was from their AAAA menu $220/oz $120/half oz. This was definitely affordable and worth every penny. I’ll be buying another ounce when I’m running low. https://i.imgur.com/dBTwIvf.jpg Notes: I’ll be a repeat customer for sure, however I could never use them as my go-to MOM. The lack of customer service/communication can get frustrating. However, they have some very fine product, I didn’t review the shatter, but their shatter is excellent as well. The craft strains are too expensive IMO for what they are.. especially since most of them are small buds and a little on the dry side. But, when I have some extra cash laying around I’ll definitely splurge on the 100$ a 1/4 shit again.

Dec 01, 2018

Bruce Banner #3 from TopShelfExpress [$255/oz] Sept. 25th

/u/zserity

This one is great! Both times I've had BB they've been really strong.

Sep 27, 2017

Northern lights from Top Shelf 140 oz received Aug 14th

/u/Nomoreplug

It smacks you in the head from the first toke. The buds are sticky and it's real stinky. I keep my weed in the garage and the whole place reeks. I'm glad I got a pen cause this stuff would make it too hard to blaze before work and be coherent.

Aug 16, 2017