Aptly named and beautifully cultivated, this batch of OPP boasts noticeable levels of orange terpenes with just enough of a sweet scent to fulfill the namesake. Deep midnight blue hues interwoven with vibrant greens are uninterrupted by what seems to be a lack of orange hairs, all encompassed by a b...lanket of glistening trichoma. Seriously, this one was frosty.

Orange bitters and a classic set of Kush notes take over when you break the flower open, showing a little more saturation with varying colours. While not particularly sticky, these buds carried a crisp exterior with an acceptable cure that lead it to burn clean and smoke smooth - with well above average levels of potency.

The taste and ease of smoke alone were pleasant enough for me to dose a little too much without realizing (who hasn't been there) I had to use more caution during my session to achieve that perfect balance of positive moods, a clean buzz and general euphoria. This is an all day type smoke that you can reliably grab and know you can get wrecked without taking a dirt nap 45 minutes in.

Quality: 8/10

Value: 4/10

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Despite being entirely new to me, Dosidos rang familiar bells as it is a parent to a cultivar I am versed with: Peanut Butter Breath. Paralleled aromas of musk and a distinct nutty scent are present with both strains however this particular batch was more gas-forward with just the tiniest hint of be...rries. The flower arrived full, dense and slightly crispy as they just teeter the line of being over cured, but not dry.

Wide variation in colour as some of the buds donned an almost completely encompassing shade of deep muted purple, while others remained bright green with the odd darker sugar leaves.

Burning smooth and almost pure white, the effects were surprisingly potent and would creep up on you; needing a solid 10 to 15 minutes to fully set in after your session. Flavours of berries, roasted nuts and just enough of that skunky kick from it's OG lineage fill your mouth with each exhale as you dose yourself further and further away from reality. Waves of euphoria and uplifted moods are to be expected, making this the perfect daytime cultivar to keep you floating through the bullshit.

Quality: 7.5/10

Value: 9/10
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Death Tuna is the cannabis lovechild of two heavy and sedative parent genetics, so it’s no surprise that these stalky buds were practically glued to each other fresh out of the mylar. Fully developed trich heads run plentiful throughout this gas-forward batch and give a beautiful and noticeable gl...isten under natural light and even more so under flash. Deep forest greens dominate the colour palette with a couple of sugar leaves that developed into a hue of purple that is stripped of most it’s saturation - black almost.

Breaking down this flower is such a treat because the aromas that were already robust just amplify themselves and really bring forward that sharp petroleum, which was reminiscent of Rockstar from Enigma Extracts for those who have had it. Just rocket fuel with a hint of pine.

Almost immediately the effects take hold and it becomes quite evident just how potent this batch is. This was a powerful and full bodied high that I really experienced in my chest and the tops of my arms, which were left buzzing for hours on a rather minimal dosage. This stuff will linger in your mouth and really greases up for rolling, leaving that oil ring a good halfway through the paper. Another reliable knockout that’s recommended for evening to night use only.

Quality: 8.5/10

Value: 9/10

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Community-adorned and fan-favourited Death Bubba has found it’s way through the process once more, and it surely won’t be the last. I’ll never get tired of reviewing these genetics, which if expressed properly will give you a greasy knockout that should be a staple in every stoners stash and t...his batch from @onetwotreezhq is no exception. Two sizeable colas with above average bag appeal make up the quarter, each perfectly manicured and denser than the center of the earth.

Prior to being broken down, aromas were muted fresh out of the Mylar, but present nonetheless. These really came to life when you started to open up the flower with strong scents of sweet pine and an earthy, diesel fuel that would ring familiar to anyone who has previous experience with Death Bubba. Potent and tranquilizing effects that start strong in your chest to slowly creep it’s way throughout your limbs with sloth-like motivation levels; this is recommended for evening to night use.

Quality: 8.0/10

Value: 9/10

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Three perfectly structured colas came together to represent the entire half, with a well above average bag appeal. Completely frosted shades of muted green intermingle with plentiful levels of deep mocha pistil coverage to keep your eyes locked at all times. Firm and crisp bud composition that would... slowly peel to snap apart and reveal a world of trichoma that proved rather difficult to photograph or focus on. All these came together to provide such pleasant first impressions but nothing stood out to me quite like the aroma.

A few distinct notes compete with each other for prominence but could be identified as orange, cheese and funk. The orange had a particularly bitter backend with just a hint of citrus but surprisingly no sweetness (as I had expected with a Glookies cross). Just a funky and unmistakable cheese accent that definitely separated this from other orange terps in my experience, but this was in no way a negative. These aromas translated in perfect unison to flavour as you are able to literally taste everything you smell at every point during the smoking process, and after. These flavours linger in such an enjoyable way, without the violent tingling / numbness that can accompany some more offensive terpenes.

While it’s no question this batch is absurdly potent, it was such a relief to find a heavy hitter that didn’t overwhelm or knock out. Categorized as a genuinely euphoric stone where improved moods and relaxation are second only to the clean and pleasant vibrations that will crawl to the tips of your limbs in just minutes. With no crash and no sign of any overly sedative properties, this was the perfect indulgence for any time of any day.

Quality: 9.2/10

Value: 8/10
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Despite every fibre of your being expecting something completely different, this phenomenal expression of these sedative genetics was just a pure knockout. This is something I predicted before indulging because the two terpene profiles that stand out are a pungent diesel and fresh pine, key aromas f...or any indica lovers out there and are shown to have tranquilizing properties. The entire sample arrived in a micro pillow cure, as shown in the first image.

Ever so present hues of purple decorate the interior structure of the flower, but this batch was mostly dominated by varying shades of green. Above average bag appeal and an even better smoke, this was the perfect way to relieve stress with potent effects that can be felt at every point throughout your body. These genetics are highly recommended for those who suffer with insomnia, or restlessness.

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Arriving with a more elongated bud structure, these dense and scrappy buds left slightly below average impressions unfortunately. Faint aromas of citrus, and just a little funk but ultimately these were muted overall. These aromas make themselves a little more pronounced upon breaking down the flowe...r, and lend themselves slightly in terms of flavour when smoking.

Met with more uplifting yet tame effects, I can see the appeal here for novice smokers. A light buzz that sits in the top of your body and leads users into a relaxed headspace. Low cannabanoid profiles are inoffensive to most and the burn wasn’t harsh, or overbearing. However, this isn’t the first thing I would reach for in my stash.

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Staying true to it’s parent genetics, this batch of Burple dons faint blue and purple hues that run about 50/50 with greens on the overall colour palette. A uniform, and well cured single cola makes up the entire eighth that is covered in a healthy dusting of trichomes. The odd sugar leaf sits ab...out halfway up the bud, but other than that, this flower was trimmed quite well.

A unique flavour profile that was very reminiscent of stronger batches of Black Diamond, with a pungent red wine aroma with the only separation being this one was almost gassy. A well balanced entourage of effects such as improved mood and appetite with a buzz strong enough for experienced smokers, but not in a range out of grasp for novice users.

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Near identical in appearance to previous batches, this expression of Death Bubba rings familiar bells with a dense and stout bud structure dominated by forest green hues broken apart only with the occasional mocha pistils. Mute...d aroma at first that was hesitant to make it's presence known but finally came through when the flower was broken down, giving users that classic Bubba funk with twists of earth, gas and pine.

As with what you'd expect from a strain with this name, it's hard to remain awake long after indulging in the effects of this relatively potent and sedative indica. You can expect a full bodied buzz, impaired motor skills, lethargic energy levels and possibly munchies - best suited for late evenings when all your daily responsibilities have been taken care of.

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While rated a modest AA+, this batch of Violator outshined it's peers in nearly every respect. Dense buds generously coated in visibly thick trichomes that dance under sunlight give this flower a visual appearance well above average for it's category. Falling short of the ”sticky” thresh...old - with humidity levels that resemble an acceptable curing time, rolling was not a problem as the product holds to itself well.

Despite the mesmerizing appearance, the highlight of this batch of Violator remains with the aggressive terpene profile that resembles old school Kush flavours dominated by earth, hash and pine. A particular sweetness can be identified that gets complimented well by faint citrus notes that remain hidden underneath the all-encompassing blanket of fuel. When burned, these translate into a wonderful hashy mix of hallmark Kush flavours with that touch of gas that lingers in your mouth long after the joint is completed. Sedative effects that stay true to it's OG Kush lineage with an indica-dominated wave of pure body euphoria that will cement you in place for hours.

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