Panic attack in a jar.


Now to some, that may not sound like a pleasant experience but it’s exactly what was wanted. There’s something to be said about a properly processed Sativa dominant extract, and the way some are able to express different terpene profiles - big hats off to En...igma here. This batch in particular has muted hints of citrus, with the dominant aroma being a sweet pine.


Healthy amounts of finite THC crystallization gives this extract a sandy texture that is complimented well by a wet bath of Terps. Users proceed with caution as effects take a few moments to fully unfold, starting with sweaty palms, forehead and a racing heart - borderline psychedelic at higher doses. A daytime staple for those looking to medicate with full functionality.See More

Sporting deeper and richer hues of amber, this Full Spectrum Extract arrived heavy on the sugared side in texture (THC crystallization as it separates naturally from terpenes) and packed an enormous punch. Muted earthy and diesel undertones don’t offer much in the way of aroma but sure make up for... it in potency.



As the name suggests, heavy knockout narcotic effects are to be expected and are delivered in every respect. An in depth couch lock will have you feeling every part of your body in great detail as it slowly cradles you into hibernation. Wake me up when quarantine is over.See More

My first time trying Weed Posters and I sure as hell was not let down. 420 deals got me $115 shipped for an oz of sticky, gassy pink with such an easy and potent smoke. General and uplifting indica effects, suitable for practically any time of the day. A new personal favorite in the stash due to itâ...€™s versatility.

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Organic Terps taste better.


Stalky, foxtail buds laden with visibly thick trichomes make for above average first impressions. Speckled with the rare hue of blue, the colour pallete of this batch is mostly dominated by greens and the generous presence of fiery pistils. Trademark Gaslea...k cure has this flower on par with velcro, as a rather surprising amount of effort is needed to split these beauties apart.


Practically rolling themselves, these joints burn long and slow. Dry pulls are a phenomenal mix of robust terpenes that just awaken your taste buds. pungent notes of gas and a floral earthiness are well complimented by the slight aroma of citrus and pine. Truly a wonderful and mesmerizing concoction.


Like most of the Gasleak strains I’ve tried, the density and moisture content of the cola proved a rough but rewarding smoke. An intoxicating and sedative stone quickly crawls its way through your limbs to lock you into place as the high progresses - a must have for those who deal with insomnia.See More

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Just when you don’t think it can get any better, it does. A concoction of skunk, sweet citrus and coffee grounds tie themselves together well and compliment the phenomenal levels of flower density. A constant battle between my fingers and some of ...the stickiest trichs I’ve yet to come across, even leaving enough stuck in the vac seal for me to scrape out into a small dab (this is no exaggeration).


Pure, narcotic stone set to please any and all indica lovers - but note a smoke that’s on the harsher side. She doesn’t go down easy but it’s worth it, especially for patients who require sedating medical effects.See More

Have you ever wondered what it’s like to be Han Solo frozen in a Carbonite fridge?

Well look no damn further because this heavy hitter is sure to lock you into place for hours. An intoxicating aroma of candied gasoline just envelopes and burns your nostrils with intensity, followed with ...a pleasantly sweet pine / skunkiness. Collectively, these notes are what I look for when finding a strong grow of this  particular strain, that key ’Bubba’ stink and I’m glad to say this batch exceeded all expectations going in.

Deep forest green hues with varying shades of muted blue leaves give a medium to strong bag appeal, which is heavily carried by the aroma and bud texture. Sticky, and resinous to the touch as they slowly peel and snap apart - allowing for an easy roll (they practically glue themselves).

Thick, miky smoke that just leaves every part of your tongue and throat tasting of terpenes for up to half an hour after smoking. Be sure to have some water nearby because this will absolutely leave your throat parched and you won’t want to move, even if your life depended on it. Perfectly suited for late evenings, relaxation and insomnia with a well above average potency. Immobilizing wheelchair weed.See More

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Boasting marvelous levels of colour complexity, this batch of MK Ultra takes home gold in every category. Nuclear lime and deep forest greens, midnight blues, vivacious lavenders with every shade of pale and saturated in between. These short,... stalky crowns had a velcro-like stickiness to them, cracking and snappping apart with substantial density to reveal a full and robust terpene profile hidden within.


Quick punches of kerosene followed promptly with the signature Kush notes of sugared coffee, musk and wood. A semi harsh smoke brings with it a potency noticable enough after just two pulls - sitting front and center on the body with an uplifting, euphoric indica leaning stone that is truly reminiscent of it’s OG Kush parent genetics. A healthy, half inch resin ring built itself below the ember that looked glossy under any light source and is a surefire sign of a heavy hitter.


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I’ve had this the last time around and I’m very happy to say it lived up to everything I remember - far above average potency, trimmed


Pure, narcotic chips ahoy doused in diesel fuel. A real homerun on this grow, with te...rps strong enough to clear even the stuffiest of nostrils.  Buds are dense, resinous and carry a tape-like stickiness to them but are still dry enough to roll without too much of an issue. Truly a perfect cure. Fragrant, candied gasoline just coats your throat as you exhale a thick, milky smoke that absolutely reeks of burnt terpenes.


Heavy sitting on the eyes that slowly creeps down to melt into the rest of your body with such a potent and time-slowing buzz. Minutes blend into hours, if you manage to stay awake past the initial rush. Akin to wearing a straight jacket, you won’t be able to even think of moving a muscle. Kick back, grab something to munch on and zone the hell out.See More

Strong scents of sugared pine, and sweet kush - this one a a real treat, figuratively and literally speaking. Rich, mocha pistils break through a beautiful colour palette of deep forest greens and muted purples.


Breaking apart with a sticky & snappy cure really expresses the depth ...and complexity of this flower. Covered head to toe with thick, velcro-like trich heads.


Hashy notes on the exhale, with everything you’d expect from a pure indica. Calming and sedative but deeply narcotic. A staple in my stash for evenings.

Q: 9/10 V: 7/10 ($260oz)See More

One look at this flower was all I needed to know it would be a heavy hitter. An abundance of thick trich heads crest nearly every nook and cranny, which makes for a sticky & snappy cure. Kief catchers rejoice, with just a few sessions you’ll have enough to fill your next joint!


<...br/>Beautiful fruity and gas aroma that smokes clean but hits harder than most of what’s available right now. Far above average potency, with a cerebral indica stone that sat on the front of my body and face. Some of my favorite this year.


Q: 10/10

V: 10/10 ($200oz)See More