Shipping: Nice and fast shipping from B.C to B.C, It came the next day. came in a Expresspost Bubble mailer, then vacuum sealed, then in mylar bags. Looks like Canada Post is ramping up service already, I actually had a package arrive on Sunday, Too bad it was some makeup bs for my wife. Bag appe...al: These buds are certainly lookers! Nice big chunky dense buds. Light green with some red hairs poking out here and there. Trim job is virtually flawless, I would describe the nose as a piney/slight berry smell. I cant stress enough how dense these buds are.
Roll/Grind: Get ready to put a little effort into this grind, the buds are sticky, and DENSE. Once you get through the light work-out of grinding up this stuff. The roll is great and doesnt lose its density at all when rolled. Its basically a thick dense heavy missile.
Smoke: This is a great flower to take your time with, you could go for a 20 minute walk and this thing would still be burning. Taste on this is right is half berry/half pine. The ash on this is grey/salt and pepper. The smoke is thick, but not too harsh. Resin ring formed basically instantly, which wasnt surprising with the sticky gooey buds.
Potency: I must say I love OG strains, always have. This is a pretty heavy hitter right away which is right up my alley, it hits heavy in the eyes, and makes you feel like an idiot. Dry mouth wasn’t far behind, and before you know It I was ready to go back to bed after being awake for a mere 2 hours. I fought off the initial sleepyness and turned into a zombie for the greater part of the morning. Didnt have much of a burnout with this, and was ready for another strain a couple hours later.
Shipping, nice and quick yet again from B.C to B.C. Next day it was in my hands. I doubt this will keep up though as CP is gonna get slammed for the Christmas season coming up and everyone ordering online more then usual due to Rona. Be like me and stock up on herb now LOL. Bag Appeal: This Monkey... Mints is absolutely frosty, with mostly medium sized buds. These nugs are rock hard and the color is light green with little hints of purple here and there, and its all dusted with a heavy amount of crystal coverage. The nose on this is a gassy sweet kind of smell, this isnt a punch you in the face type nose, but you can appreciate the gassy smell coming off the buds.
Grind/Roll: the monkey mints are a tad bit on the dry side could use a day or so in a jar with a Integra/Boveda. A slight bit of stickyness even with it being on the drier side of things. This isnt turning to dust though, so the roll is still pretty easy, and its very compact.
Smoke: the smoke is actually really nice, it burns nice and slow even with it being on the drier side. The ash is nice and light grey, and formed a pretty nice resin ring fairly quickly.
Potency: The potency on this does not disappoint at all, it hits very hard and fast with a punch you in the eyes and brain type feeling. this is not for rookie smokers at all, and I wouldnt recommend it for daytime use (unless your cool with looking like a zombie) which you might wanna do cuz its Halloween? your call. This turns into a fuck you im laying on the couch and not moving for a damn thing after a half hour. My house could have caught on fire, and I would still be taking my time to get out. Overall I’d leave this the hell alone unless you wanna go night night.
Shipping: Was fast yet again! Next day delivery from B.C to B.C. Came in a bubble mailer with a vacuum sealed bag. Mylars of the product inside. Overall a great experience with shipping. Bag Appeal/Nose Looks great for product with a AAA rating light green compact buds with a ...generous amount of red hairs poking through. Trim is also very nice for AAA, and the nose is a mix between earthy nutty tones, maybe a hint of diesel. The bud is layered with crystal, and the diesel smell comes through a bit more while breaking open a nug.
Roll/Grind: Liking what i’m seeing here with the grind, it has the slightest bit of sticky to it, but grinds nicely. After its been ground it has a bit of fluff to it, but doesn’t lose its density when rolled.
Smoke: This hogs breath is a very pleasurable smoke, incredibly smooth which is a nice surprise! I can definitely taste a nutty earthy flavor with a bit of diesel on the exhale. Nice resin ring started early on with this joint, And the Ash was snow white. One of the better smoking strains I’ve had in a long while.
Potency: This is the first time I’ve tried Hogs Breath, and I used it as a late morning first toke of the day. The high is actually quite nice and would be a perfect daytime smoke. Feeling is a little uplifting, nice focused high. I got some dry mouth not long after, Maybe that’s why its called Hogs Breath? Have a drink handy LOL. After the uplifting feeling wore off a bit I was having no problem concentrating on a little work to be done on the computer. If you’ve got shit to do but wanna get nice and high this would be a great strain for you. Overall: AAA 9.7
Black Nuken Bag Appeal/Nose: What can I say other then how does this have a AA rating? the bag appeal speaks for itself, it is absolutely caked in crystal, with a mix of light green and dark green. Red hairs poke out here and there, but they dont cover a large portion of the buds. the smell I would describe as a sweet piney smell, that hits you pretty hard as soon as you open the bag. I did notice maybe a extra leaf here and there that could have been trimmed, maybe thats why it got the AA rating? either way this is a real looker for a AA rating.
Grind/Roll: These buds are pretty damn dense, I broke the bud apart to put it in the grinder, took a little elbow grease to grind it up, not a big deal, light on the sticky scale, maybe a tad bit dry? doesnt turn to dust so again not a big deal. Doesn’t lose its structure at all when rolling it, gonna be hard to pack a lot into a rollie here.
Smoke: This is a pretty good smoke! The ash is a bit dark grey but not black, joint stays lit while I was surfing the interweb on my phone. The taste is bang on with the nose, a sweet piney taste with maybe a bit of a peppery note to it. Nice thick smoke, which hits pretty hard, but doesn’t have a shitty throat tickle.
Potency: This hits pretty hard and fast! probably not the best idea for a wake’n’bake like I just did hahaha. Its a heady high, hit me right in the sinuses/forehead after a couple hits, after 20 minutes or so I was on the couch watching cartoons with my son with no motivation to move from there for awhile. If you have important shit to do for the day, don’t smoke this first thing in the morning. For people on a budget and want good potency per dollar with a pretty damn pleasant taste, this is basically a homerun.
Overall rating for a AA 9.8
Black Diamond Bag Appeal: Another great looking strain from wtfcannabis! This one is like a chameleon with the varying colors of light green, dark green, and a bit of purple in there. Nice trim for a AAA product and lots of crystal coverage covering these buds with a sprinkling of red hairs throughout. The nose on this is earthy pine, and i can get a bit of a berry smell on it also, pretty pungent smell on this one also.
Grind/Roll: I would say medium on the sticky scale with some pretty dense buds, they aren’t rock hard, so its not gonna give you a hard time with the grind. The roll is great, as the ground herb sticks to the rollie a bit giving you a bit of a hand with the roll. Nice and tense weed tube when done rolling.
Smoke: This is a really nice smoke! burns nice and evenly and takes it’s time, which is never a bad thing. Resin ring started after about 4-5 hits, got pretty greasy. Ash on this would be a salt and pepper type. the taste is a piney earth flavor wit a bit of a wine type flavor, pretty interesting flavor on this smoke, speaking of the smoke its a nice and dense heavy hitter.
Potency: this Black Diamond is another heavy hitter right off the bat. I would keep this one around for a bedtime smoke for sure. I caught myself zoning out, Pretty easy to get distracted and forget what you were doing the minute before. The effects hit you in the eyes but not in a irritating way without the red eye, pretty pleasant stuff here. This one is a stay away from driving and heavy machinery high, was ready for a nap about a hour into this high. Another nice strain from wtfcannabis at a AAA rating.
Overall rating for a AAA 9.5
Pink Tuna Bag Appeal: Looks pretty nice! noticed a extra leaf here and there not a deal breaker though. These are medium sized nugs that are nice and dark green sprinkled with a light coating of crystals. It’s actually much nicer once you crack open a bud. The smell is more of a pink smell on this, I get more gas off smell off this then a Tuna type smell for sure. Nose is nice and pungent on this.
Grind/Roll: nicely cured buds light on the sticky scale. Doesn’t give you any grief when trying to roll it up, busted up larger then I expected I had to break out a larger rollie then anticipated. easy roll with the moisture level being bang on with this Pink Tuna.
Smoke: this smokes really nice! ash is damn near light grey, Smokes nice and slow, you can definitely take your time with this one. Super greasy joint alert! resin ring was huge after a couple pulls on this joint, Probably another factor in why it burned so slow. The taste is not far off from the nose, Its a gassy one for sure.
Potency: this is another strain that doesn’t wait around for you, It hits pretty instantly and prepare for lift off because this one doesn’t lack potency at all. Hits you in the forehead, sinus area. A super Indica heavy high of course, I would recommend a movie instead of a walk for sure. My focus wasn’t great either, felt like I forgot what I was doing a couple times while writing this review. I would keep this one around for a bedtime smoke for sure. If someone told me this was a 100% Indica strain I would believe them.
Shipping: came in a little white box with vacuum sealed mylar bags inside. Passed the package smell test lol. Order was processed and shipped same day on a Friday, package arrived on Monday. Bc to Bc.https://i.imgur.com/m1H9kpl.jpg Bag Appeal: this has amazing bag appeal, the kind that you show ...off to your friends. Light green with nice bright orange hairs poking out, nicely trimmed buds absolutely caked in crystal. The smell hits you with a nice sweet baked bread smell with maybe a hint of citrus hiding underneath the baked smell.
Grind/Roll: This grinds beautifully with no issues, the buds are a bit sticky. Its not dense and not fluffy at the same time, right in the middle in that aspect.
Smoke: This Cookie Dough smoked amazingly. Great burn nice big fat oil ring early on in the joint, and that sweet bready flavor really comes out. The ash was basically snow white which is great to see.
Potency: I got pretty zonked early on with this Cookie Dough, the effects seem to hit very hard at first and then eased me into a medicated, but focused high. This one would be great for video games , or bird watching, or whatever you do for shits and giggles. This is a contender for my favorite smoke of the year.
Shipping/Packaging: I may sound like a broken record with this, but canada post is on fire lately, next day delivery from BC to BC. Came in express post pouch, and was double vacuum sealed with mylar bags inside. https://i.imgur.com/a2lYENR.jpg Bag appeal/Nose: This Lemon Burst hits your no...se the second you open the bag, the terps arent lacking here. Very pungent Lemon smell with a bit of a sour kick. The visuals on this doesnt dissapoint either, long skinny buds with dark and light green, and orangey hairs poking out. Loads of crystal on it.
Roll/grind: this stuff busts up nice and big, definitely on the fluffy side as when you roll it that fluff is gonna compact down quite a bit, the moisture level is pretty much bang on the way I like it, bit of stickyness going on.
Smoke/Taste: The taste on this is amazing, which isnt surprising given how the smell punched me in the face. It has a lemony sour taste, the sour comes out more in the taste for sure. it has a nice even white ash on it, and seemed to burn forever.
Potency: Nice and heady high on this with a bit of weight on my eyelids, but not a couch lock high at all, Im usually a Indica leaning smoker when it comes to hybrids, but i actually really enjoyed the high on this, took the kids out for a walk after and enjoyed the sunshine. Overall very happy with this Lemon Burst.
Shipping: nice and fast which isnt out of the ordinary for me with Canada Post lately, seems like they have things back under control now. Came in a box with vacuum sealed mylar bag. https://i.imgur.com/pk67n4i.jpg Bag Appeal: Looks nice and frosty, has a pretty nice and pungent gassy smell.... If I had to complain at all it would be it has a couple sugar leaves that could have been dealt with, not a deal breaker by any means though.
Roll/Grind: Nice stickyness to this super gas, still a nice grind though. It rolls into a dense type joint not fluffy and doesnt compact down like fluffy stuff would. Keeps its structure I guess you could say.
Smoke/Potency: I like the gassy taste this gives off, and the smooth smoke. Ash is salt and pepper ash, but like I mentioned before, thats probably due to the sugar leaves. This is a pretty heavy Indica high, dont expect to go for a jog after or be productive. I basically zoned out on cartoons with my son for a good hour then went down for a nap with him....this would be recommended as a night time smoke for sure. Overall pretty happy with this Super gas.
Shipping: Canada Post is on a roll lately! Placed my order yesterday, recieved it today! White box with vacum sealed mylar bags inside. Definitely happy with the packaging and shipping time from B.C to B.C. https://i.imgur.com/SWDsZLv.jpg Bag Appeal: this one is looking really nice, dark gre...en color with orange hairs poking out everywhere. Very good trim job on it. Loads of crystals, smell is a funky orange/fruity aroma.
Grind/Roll: No issues in the grinder, low on the sticky scale but its there a bit, rolled nice and tight still, and not fluffy at all.
Smoke/Potency: Well the smoke and taste did not dissapoint. Im getting a funky orange creamsicle flavor off of it, I could see myself smoking this just for the taste all day, its kinda dangerous in that regard lol. The potency is no slouch either, hits your forehead and eyes pretty quickly and is a more focused high then im used to, felt like i could be comfortable in public while still being really high. Overall im extremely happy with this strain from happyclouds.co
Shipping: fastest shipping I have had yet, the canada post gods were on my side. Next day delivery, BC to BC. Came packaged in a box that was sealed in plastic, then inside everything was vacuum sealed. The herb itself came in mylar bags.https://i.imgur.com/zndvL5D.jpg Bag appeal: This Master Ku...sh has nice dense nugs that are nice and frosty. Looks really nice for the rating at AAA. The nose could best be described as earthy/classic kush smell.
Roll/grind: Grinding this one takes a little more elbow grease then the others from topshelf i’ve reviewed, due to how dense the buds are. Stickyness is middle of the road, not going to stick to your fingers but its there. after grinding it up the nose turns a bit more kushy.
Smoke/Taste: Smokes really nice, salt and pepper ash on this Master Kush. The burn is quite slow on it so be prepared for a longer smoke session. the Kush flavor is more prominent then the earthy smell I originally got when opening the bag.
Potency: This one hits pretty fast, but it doesn’t cloud my judgement/reaction time? like most Indica’s do. I managed to get some things done around the house which was nice. Sat down to play some video game after said shit got done and didnt feel like a complete idiot, didnt get completely beat down by 12 year olds online like I usually do after smoking a Indica.
Shipping: fastest shipping i have had yet, the canada post gods were on my side. Next day delivery, BC to BC. Came packaged in a box that was sealed in plastic, then inside everything was vacuum sealed. The herb itself came in mylar bags.https://i.imgur.com/8MavEe9.jpghttps://i.imgur.com/GPGUnfb.jpg... Bag Appeal: This one is a looker, nice and shiny big chunky dense buds. Light green with alot of crystal coverage. Out of the ounce I purchased I probably only got around 3 grams of small/med sized nugs, the rest are 2 gram buds and larger.
Roll/Grind: The buds are pretty damn dense and sticky. Probably the stickiest stuff I’ve gotten from topshelf yet, but not in a bad way, still grinds up easy and rolls almost like a dense tube of weed if that makes sense, no fluffy give when rolling at all.
Smoke/Taste: The smoke on this one is awesome, as seen in the pic provided, nice resin ring forming with a white ash stayed going while I was distracted on my phone. The taste is classic pink flavour with maybe a bit of pine going on there too.
Potency: This one doesn’t wait around for you, started feeling it in my forehead only a couple hits in. Starts off with a heady spacey kinda high, then the couch lock decides to show up to the party and melt you into whatever you maybe sitting/laying on. Would be a great bedtime smoke for sure.
Shipping: fastest shipping i have had yet, the canada post gods were on my side. Next day delivery, BC to BC. Came packaged in a box that was sealed in plastic, then inside everything was vacuum sealed. The herb itself came in mylar bags. https://i.imgur.com/TnaZpBK.jpg Bag Appeal: This Mk l...ooks pretty damn nice, nice trim on the buds with lots of crystal covering the nugs. the flower itself is quite dense, not rock hard and easy to break up by hand.
Roll/grind: These buds are mildly sticky, but not enough to cause an issue in the grinder. The roll was not a problem, nothing sticking to the rollie making life difficult.
Smoke/Taste: Nice white ash on this one, topshelfbc seems to have that part of the smoke nailed with what i’ve tried of them. Medium/thick smoke and has a peppery earthy taste to it, not unpleasant at all.
Potency: This one didnt hit me right away, not until about 20 minutes later I started to feel relaxed and had trouble focusing on the task at hand, Went to the store for some milk and ended up leaving with ice cream sandwich’s, forgot the milk entirely. Not a couch lock type high for me, more of a I feel like a idiot in public right now.
