Are the seeds AAAA+ as well?

Cake Crasher

• Lineage: Wedding Cake x Wedding Crasher

• Bred by Seed Junky Genetics

• Cultivated by Private ACMPR

• Sourced from @chronicfarmsofficial

• ? • Bag appeal - medium to large in size with a nice trim and a perfect c...ure these buds are dense and sticky to the touch and are both sticky and very greasy inside. Beautiful colors made up of pale greens and lovely lavender purple with plenty of copper colored pistils all covered nicely by frosty white trichomes with some outer heads still intact.

• ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - the terps are great straight out of the jar with sweet and sugary grape koolaid dominating the nose entirely until busted which releases some faint cakey undertones. The taste just like the smell is dominated by sweet sugary grapes that like most grape strains turns to a spicy punch on the exhale with hints of earth and all the while has faint undertones of doughy Cake funk that become more pronounced as the joint gets smaller. Joints burn perfectly even and nice and greasy while producing a light salt and pepper colored ash.

• ? • High - a euphoric, uplifting, and spacey head high get things started with a pressure build up in the head focused more so on the top to follow closely behind. There is also moderately relaxing effects from the start that gradually increase over time and also begins to turn sedative and heavy about half hour into the buzz (at least when consumed in larger doses) being a great choice for unwinding after a long hard day. Great for insomnia, stress, depression, insomnia, and also helped me beat a pretty bad migraine and gives me a case of the munchies everytime. In smaller doses this can be enjoyed during the day without worrying about sedation but, if your like me and like to smoke big joints then I would recommend reserving this one for evening use.

• ? • Overall this was my 1st experience with this strain but with parent strains like these I knew I was in for a treat. Great bag appeal, an awesome terp profile that translates perfectly, light grey ash and greasy burning, with a nice potent high. I rate this

Quality 8.9/10
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*Part of a sample pack kindly sent by Chronic Farms in exchange for an honest review

Generous fuzzy coating of trichomes was present along with an overall vibrant light green color with the od dark and light purples popping up. Light brown hairs were also scattered around the bud and over...all the trim job was very good. Buds were dense and had a nice spring back and light stickiness inside.

Nose on this came in above mid pungency and offered a very interesting citrusy, minty and slightly funky profile. Some muskiness was also noticed and stood in the background being more present when you put your nose closer.

Ground to a great moisture and rolled with ease. Burned to a near white ash with a bit of pepper and was a very smooth smoke.

Taste was on point for sure and came in with really good flavour and offered that complex profile similar to the nose. Got those minty and slightly citrus like notes combined with a mild gassiness that faded into a woody creaminess. Taste pleasantly lingered on your palate as well.

High came in at medium high potency and offered a very euphoric mellowed out experience. Despite this you still felt uplifted and did not experience fatigue. Very enjoyable buzz and lasted a good amount of time.

Quality: 9.2
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LA Beatnik

• Lineage: Kush Mints x Seed Junky OG

• Bred by @seedjunky_genetics

• Cultivated by Private ACMPR

• Sourced from @chronicfarmsofficial

• ? • Bag appeal - medium sized perfectly manicured buds are properly cured and are... very dense and sticky to the touch and are way more sticky and  very greasy inside. Dark olive and forest greens with nice purples and even blueish streaking throughout with plenty of pale orange and peach colored pistils. Adding to the bag appeal is the layer of frosty trichomes that twinkle like diamonds in the sunlight and have many outer heads still visibly intact.

• ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - the nose on this is very enticing and unique with strong doughy cake like overtones that are very sweet, creamy, and have a leather funk in the mix with subtle minty undertones that all mix so well together. The taste is exactly like the smell other then when exhaling it becomes a bit spicy but those same Cake terps dominate with a leathery funk that is unique to this strain in my experience so far (not the same leather that was in the Platinum Cake I had) with just hints of mintiness here and there and a touch of gas on the exhale. Definitely one that needs to be experienced in order to fully understand. Joints burn perfectly even and nice and greasy while producing a mostly white ash with minor peppering.

• ? • High - a buzzing euphoria and cloudy eyes with some pressure behind them leave me feeling spaced out and completely stress free along with relaxation that kicks off instantly to balance things out nicely. The body load quickly climbs and leaves you stuck where you sit with a heavy couchlock and also heavily relaxes the mind with sedating effects. Great for stress, depression, anxiety, chronic pain, and insomnia and is definitely best suited for evening use.

• ? • Overall this was my 1st experience with this strain and surely wont be my last as I very much enjoy it. With phenomenal bag appeal, wicked terps that are funky and translate perfectly, a clean and greasy burn, and potent effects this is a great strain. I rate this

Quality 9.5/10
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*Part of a sample pack kindly sent by Chronic Farms in exchange for an honest review

Came as one really good sized nug with solid density and an even frost covering the whole bud. Some faint purple hues were noticed with a mainly olive green color that gave off a lighter color due to the ...noticed crystal coverage. Decent amount of short dark brown hairs were also present and the bud had a solid moisture.

Nose on this was a pleasant blend of earthy, herbal, sweet and a slightly wine like finish. Overall a good profile coming in at mid pungency.

Ground to a proper moisture and rolled with ease. Burned to a salt and pepper ash with a decent smoothness.

Taste on this was not bad and was fairly similar to the nose getting an earthiness that transitions to those herbal notes and finishing with a sweetness that lingered on your palate nicely.

High came in at mid potency and offered a leveled relaxation with an uplifting euphoria feeling very good. Also provided good pain relief and had little burnout making it a great smoke any time of the day to get through your day with a balanced buzz.

Quality: 7.8
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