SmokerNotAWriter
This sample review order arrived within 4 business days & it was in odour free, protective & discreet packaging. Cookies and cream AAAA+ by onetwotreez Bag Appeal- The buds I recieved are small/medium in size and semi dense in texture. They are absolutely caked in crystally t...richomes, which compliments the minty green and dark orange colours. My Ranking: AAA+ Smell- The aroma is medium in stength and a bit subtle when in bud form. This smell increases greatly after being ground up. The aroma is unique and appetizing because it smells creamy, berry, sweet & a bit herbal. My Ranking: AAA+ Cure- The cure feels crispy to the touch but not dried out. The ground up weed has a slight sticky texture to it. My Ranking: AAA

Customer service: 7/10 Value: 9/10 Quality:8/10
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Bag Appeal- Large dense nugs that are a unique dark green, orange & purple colour. They have some leaves left attached but overal I was happy with the trim.The nug is frosted in an average amounts of glossy trichomes. My Ranking: AAA+ Smell- A medium/strong smell fills the ja...r where I keep this nug. It has a smell of musky red wine with notes of grape, berry, herbal & sweet. Ranking: AAAA- Cure- Semi sticky on the inside and when ground up. The nug doesnt crumble when pressed between my fingers. Nice cure overall, which also results in a great smell. My Ranking: AAA+

Customer service:4/10 Quality:7.5/10 Value:9/10
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First time ordering from one two treez, came in a cute bag and came w a couple pre rolls and other goodies for free

Appearance: mostly dark purple w orange hairs, occasional spots of green. Some trichs covering and well trimmed. Bud is slightly dry and loose, pulls apart easily. Not very ...sticky

Smell: sweet, creamy delicious smell as you'd expect from gelato

Smoke: smell translates fairly well, for a smooth creamy smoke. Don't taste much fruitiness, but just a tiny hint. Not much of an oil ring

High: clear relaxing and happy in the head, and your body feels very nice and loose. No burnout at all.

Overall: 8.5/10 Value: 9/10 170/oz
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This show-stopping strain with overtones of fruit and a punch of calming euphoria. They made it by breeding Animal Cookies with Grape Pie in a mix that varies somewhat in Indica/Sativa percentages but which hovers around an Indica dominance of 70/30. The THC content stretches up to nearly 18% for ...a tingling, full-body high that is not for the faint of heart, though it may turn you into the faint of mind.

The Garanimals strain grows with dense, broad colas that pop out in a myriad of colors. Fluffy, deep green nugs with layers of purple beneath are complemented by bright orange hairs and lavender crystal trichomes, thin and layered like a coating of frost. The plants may sparkle with a purple-silver shine because of these crystals.

As soon as you exhale Garanimals for the first time, you’ll be bombarded with a spicy berry cocktail and a tingling high. The terpene profile favors tons of caryophyllene, which gives it the spicy berry aroma as well as the ability to fight inflammation and chronic pain. Some users report doughiness like cookies or desserts on the inhale, with an overhanging flavor of damp earth coming off the berries of the Grape Pie parent. The flavor ranges through a spectrum of delicious nostalgia as you use Garanimals, recalling fruit, the outdoors, and even goodies baking in the oven.

The effect is just as pleasant as your head gets swamped by the mid THC average, soothing every part of your body and mind. You’ll be buzzing into a state of pure calm as the high crashes, numbing you all over, probably putting you to sleep. As you sink into these full-body sensations you’ll be cured of your negative thoughts, your mind will calm down, and you’ll be a couch sloth for hours. This is a strain for people that want to force the issue of their own relaxation, not those who want to get work done.

Customer service 10/10 Value 9/10 Quality 9/10
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If you’re hoping for an intergalactic adventure, El chapo will be your co-pilot. An instant high that’s super heavy, you’ll feel properly stoned after a hit or two. Experience your body completely fusing with the couch and leaving you relaxed and happy. A happy high is coupled with intense mun...chies, so keep the snacks right next to you to avoid having to move. Your head will be in the clouds, yet your body will be tingly and in some cases numb. Its was dense as hell which is amazing and trimmed just right Wish they had more of this in bulk but hey

Customer service 10/10 Quality 8.5/10 Value 8.5/10
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