Grape Ape

Genetics : Mendocino Purps x Skunk x Afghani

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I can't even recall the last time I've smoked some Grape Ape but I have to say the looks are very consistent with this strain. This batch from THC really stood out to me, hen...ce why I decided to review it first. Beautiful looking buds across the board, equipped with lovely shades of violet and dark green, further enhanced by a forest of bright orange and yellow pistils. Decent trichome coverage as well, leaving the semi dense nugs feeling nice and sticky when breaking them down. I did find areas on certain buds to contain some chunks of perlite that I had to pick out before shooting pics but still managed to miss a few.

A very interesting nose to this Grape Ape straight out of the bag, combining notes of peppered citrus and earth with a sweet, slightly fruity background. It almost could pass for a haze of sorts. The translation to taste is partial, providing more of a woody, earthy smoke nuanced with hints of pepper. Not the best burning or smoothest however with an ash that is darker on the outside and lighter grey inside, sometimes needing a little help staying lit.

The effects are very mellow and relaxing, slowly building over time into a carefree, stress alleviating, medium potency buzz, perfectly suited towards a late afternoon or early evening. Didn't find it to slow me down too bad as it's only slightly sedating and couch locking, feeling overall quite balanced. Certainly decent value for the 120 tag, just might do better with a longer cure.
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Nice strain with berries tones when inhaled , deep strong smell of skunk and berry/pine when grinded .smoke is smooth a lot and give me some chill effects. Good for my appetite and end of the day stress . The burn is salt and pepper but didn’t change any terps. During the effect after a good hours... I just fell asleep in my couch in front of the tv because of the deep body relaxation . Make color brighter and tv shows better . Them buds are very beautiful with those colors and deep tones of purple.

Overall note 9.5/10

*Personal opinions only
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I used to be a heavy smoker about 10 years ago but had to stop due to work. Stress, depression and physical ailments have brought me back to the cannabis world. I dabbled in the LP market for a bit but just haven't been impressed tbh. Remember when you'd crack a brand new bag from a hook up ...and the whole room would smell? Where the fuck did that go?That being said, this is my first time going the MoM route and all I gotta say is fuck an LP haha this was no joke probably the best herb I've seen in person. Stunk up my whole main floor something beautiful! Bag appeal is flawless, scent and taste is there and the high was great, it was eough to still maintain a mental sharpness but had great relaxing properties.  Good for anytime of the day IMO. 10/10 would recommend!
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Awesome $100 oz.

Quality 8.5/10 Value 9.5/10

Mac is also known as Miracle Alien Cookies. The buds are heavily caked out in shimmering trichomes, giving it a milky green with hints of purple coloring. Trimmed expectional and cured the same. Buds are on the medium size, with a compact dense structure with a the ever slightest spongeyness to them.... The aroma is of sweet creamy gassy with a hint of spicyness. Had a more of a sweet cookie dough scent when busted up.

Upon smoking I was greeted with a sweet creamy berry gassy taste, with hints of cookie. The smoke was super smooth and rich. Burned pretty well perfect in a joint, being even slow and continuous. Had a white ash, even when a burned a pinner and there was a nice grease ringer.

I found this to be a to high potency balanced hybrid. This had me feeling a heavy europhia along with cerebral effects. Had a uplifting soothing calmness from my feet to my head. I was pretty relaxed feeling and body stoned.

Quality - 9.75 Value - 9
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