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Cookies and Cream from Wtfcannabis April 8th 2020

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[ ] Cookies and Cream AAA $129.99 Lineage: starfighter x unknown GSC pheno Bag appeal = some of the buds have a unique structure and are all perfectly trimmed and cured as well as very dense and visually appealing. A nice mix of light bit mostly darker green background highlights the loads of orange and pink pistils. Another good one from WTF Smell/Taste/Burn = the smell is a sweet and sour smell that is surprisingly pungent. The best way I can describe it is like a pungent GSC. That smell translates pretty well but is more pungent and slightly fruity. Tastes great but tastes more like a sative then an indica. Joints rolled with raw papers burn perfectly even and produce a clean white ash. Joints also smoke nice and smooth. High = the high is as described on the site, starts off with a small jolt of energy as well as a nice euphoric head high. About 15-20 minutes in the high turns mostly body and makes pain and anxiety a thing of the past. It ends in a couch locking high that is very sleepy and lazy for sure. Another good one that I have no complaints about. Best consumed in the evening due to the sedating effects Overall = Quality 8/10 Value 10/10

Apr 16, 2020

Night Queen from Wtfcannabis April 8th 2020

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Bag appeal = the nugs are nice and dense and have a perfect humidity. The trim unfortunately is on the sloppy side and has quite a bit of excess sugar leaf leftover. Every nook and crany of these buds are caked in resinous trichomes that leave your fingers sticky from handling, including all the leftover sugar leaf. There are also some nice purples in the buds and I'm sure they would be much more appealing with a better trim. Smell/Taste/Burn = the smell and taste are described perfectly on the site. The smell is of a sweet gassy Kush with some spicy earthy undertones. The taste is a very earthy kush flavour with an undertone I cant quite describe and sometimes has a bit of a herbal taste. Joints rolled with raw papers burn perfectly even and slow and produce mostly white ash but at some points during the spliff I get some darker ash. So not quite consistent. High = this one actually hit harder than I originally thought. Nice strong indica high starts with the usual pressure build up behind the eyes leaving them blood shot red and burning. Relaxes your body very quickly taking away chronic pain in no time and leaving you couchlocked. The high ends very sleepy and is hard to stay awake. Nice and potent stone that's well worth the price this stuff goes for. Overall = Quality 8/10. Quality 10/10

Apr 16, 2020

Blue Dream from Wtfcannabis April 8th 2020

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[ ] Blue Dream AAA Sat dom $99/OZ Lineage: Blueberry x Haze Bag appeal = the buds are actually nice and dense with a nearly perfect trim and a great cure and look exactly as pictured on the site. The nugs aren't sticky but perfectly fresh. And that is not just based on this being a $99 ounce, this is cured and trimmed great in general. There is very little sugar leaf leftover which is very minimal. The buds are also covered in beautiful pink pistils and nice frosty white trichomes that compliment the green backdrop these buds have. Smell/Taste/Burn = the smell is the same as the other cuts of Blue dream I've tried in the past. Both strains are very present in the smell and it smells fairly strongly of haze with a nice blueberry undertone. I've always loved the smell if Blue Dream. The taste is pure haze in this one with that strong chemy/haze taste to it all the way through and evenly lingers on your tongue a while after smoking. High = Great wake n bake and all day smoke! Perfect Blue Dream high that gives a nice light energy and mood boost while delivering ultimate body relaxation. It works very well for pain and anxiety without leaving you debilitated in any way just as this strain should. Just like the site says, it's a nice euphoric and calming high. The potency is actually fairly high and this is a great $99 ounce. I am very amazed with this one for sure and again am blown away with the pricing and quality of WTF. The only negative thing I can say about this, is that I wish it lasted a bit longer. It's not extremely short lived but could definitely last longer. I dont usually purchase budget flower but, I am trying to test whatever I can from the site since they are new and have prices that just seemed too good to be true. But the hype is real for those who like budget deals, these guys seem to be consistent based on all the strains I've tried so far, which is quite a few. Overall = Quality 7.5/10 Value 10/10

Apr 14, 2020

Violator from Wtfcannabis April 8th 2020

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Lineage: hindu Kush x malana Bag appeal = smaller buds that are of the usual Violator bud structure and are very dense, perfectly trimmed, and have a great cure. It's not sticky but just perfectly dried and has an ideal humidity level. There is also a healthy layer of visible trichomes. Smell/Taste/Burn = the smell out of the bag is a sweet and spicy smell that reminds me of an incense. After grinding the sweetness is much more pronounced. The taste is described perfectly on the site and is of spicy pine with an earthy undertone and exhale and also has hints of gas here and there. Joints rolled with raw papers burn perfect, even, and slow and produce a clean white ash while being nice and smooth. High = it's got a very relaxing body high that crushes through chronic pain in no time. It doesn't start too lazy and actually leaves you a bit social for maybe 20-30 minutes before turning to a couch locking high that eventually leaves you feeling very tired and able to have a nice deep and peaceful nights sleep. A very nice cut of Violator that I will no doubt be buying more of. Overall = Quality 8.5/10 Value 10/10

Apr 13, 2020

Hi Octane by Wtfcannabis April 8th 2020

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[ ] High-Octane AAA 50/50 $105.99 Lineage: sunset Sherbet x octane Bag appeal = all small buds that are very dense with a decent trim and great cure, and are slightly sticky. The nugs are loaded with very bright red pistils, white trichomes inside and out and a sticky coating of resin. Very appealing no doubt even thought they're smalls and squished. Smell/Taste/Burn = the smell is very strong and is of sharp earth mixed with a nice gas and Kush smell. It's very nice! The smell translates to the taste perfectly but with a light fruity inhale that's mixed with a very sharp earthy and strong gassy notes as well as a strong gassy aftertaste that lingers. It's also a very smooth smoke. Joints rolled in raw papers burn perfect and burn a very light salt n pepper ash High = the high is definitely a creeper as I wasn't feeling anything for about 15 minutes and was starting to get a bit mad. All of a sudden I was smacked in the face with a heavy headed and strong body high that was very calming, relaxing, and left me pain free. Even though the high is a very relaxing one, it leaves you quite social and euphoric at 1st before turning to more of a couchlocking high. Very dry mouth and eyes should be expected with this one. This is a good one as well Overall = Quality 8/10 Value 10/10

Apr 12, 2020

Afternoon delight budder - WTF Cannabis - 4/20

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Quality 10 Value 10 This is one of my favourite strains from CG. It is absolutely beautiful in colour and texture. The dank smells and taste in this one are the kicker. It’s like the guava Tangie sour banangie “young terp” talks about. Great high with close to no burn out. This one is a winner can’t stop smoking it through the day.

Apr 12, 2020

King Louis XIII from Wtfcannabis April 8th 2020

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[ ] King Louis XIII AA 70% ind $129.99 Bag appeal = nice dense buds that are basically trimmed to perfection with a great cure. You can squish the bud in between your fingers and they will stick to you. There is a healthy trichome coverage on them as well. Again, for the price, these nugs are great. Most moms would rate this higher and charge much more. I was lucky as this is one of the strains that wasn't squished in the order, well it was squished just not to the point of looking as if it had been pressed like half of the order was. Smell/Taste/Burn = the smell is sweet and sour citrusy smell that also has a light skunky diesel undertone. It's very light but it's there. The citrus smell is more pronounced than anything. The smell translates well to taste with a strong citrus inhale and a rich earthy exhale with light notes of skunky diesel. Very nice mix of flavors High = this one hit pretty hard and fast with a serious pressure build up behind the eyes that leaves you having a hard time keeping them open. It pretty much instantly makes it's way through the entire body taking away any chronic pain and leaving you very relaxed and at ease as well as very lethargic and zoned out. It's got a couchlock to it that ends quite sedating so it's a great smoke for late afternoon or evening time. I was not expecting this to be so strong for the price. I am definitely going to be ordering more. I can imagine how much nicer a bag that isn't squished would look. Overall = Quality 8/10 Value 10/10

Apr 12, 2020

Blueberry from Wtfcannabis April 9th 2020

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[ ] Blueberry AAA $129.99 Indica Bag appeal = all smaller buds but very dense with a nearly perfect trim and a great cure. It's perfectly sticky once you bust it open. Lots of light orange almost pinkish colored pistils cover the darker green backdrop with nice shades of purple and black spattered throughout as well. There also a nice healthy trichome coverage with many heads still intact. The pic on the site is virtually identical to what the bud looks like irl Smell/Taste/Burn = the smell is of pure fresh and sweet blueberry. It's almost got a bit of a creaminess to it as well. The taste is very much like the smell with a sweet blueberry inhale that turns ightly pungent on exhale. Classic blueberry that I've come to love over the years. Joints rolled in Raw papers burn great and produce a soft lighter salt and pepper colored ash High = nice instant head high with pressure build up behind the eyes and quick pain relief. A very relaxing high that leaves you feeling very euphoric and just at peace. It's not a couchlocking or sedating high, just a functional indica high that can be smoked all day. It does however finish with a bit of a lazy and somewhat sleepy feeling that can be to much for some during the day. Anyone who loves Blueberry just as much as me, wont be disappointed by this batch. Very nice indeed Overall = Quality 8/10 Value 10/10

Apr 11, 2020

Banana Split Premium Budder by CG Extracts from Wtfcannabis April 8th 2020

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Banana Split Budder by CG Extracts I scooped up a gram of this to test it out as I did with their Shatter. Very glad I did. The smell is of a nice mix of citrus and banana and the taste of the smooth and flavorful smoke is a sweet banana candy flavor. Amazing terps! The high is a level headed, euphoric and relaxing stone that to me is nicely balanced at first but, seems to finish more on the indica side with slight relaxation and heavy eyelids. Not so much so that it is debilitating in any way, just doesn't seem to be sativa leaning as it should be. It's great for pain, stress, and anxiety and in my opinion could be smoked day or night. Great product! Quality 9/10. Value 10/10

Apr 11, 2020

Fruity Pebbles - WTFCANNABIS - April 2020

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Hello, just ordered off WTFCANNABIS(wholesale) and wanted to give a review for future customers. In the picture is one of the big buds in the bag and other one is a regular bud. Included both so you have a good example. P comes in 2 half-p sealed ziploc bags. Great fruity smell and although it isn’t the best weed I’ve ever smoked, it it amazing and good looking for the price. Comment and tell me what I should try next in wholesale category, am willing to review. Sorry for poor grammar and review, this is my first review and english is not my main language. Hope this helped and feedback is appreciated

Apr 09, 2020