WTFCannabis

Fruity Pebbles - WTFcannabis - April 8th

/u/saplinglover

First order from these guys. shipped Monday arrived Wednesday. Absolutely caked in trichomes! smell is very sweet and earthy, taste to match. Very clean burn and also got high yields from my first little rosin press. Mellow high perfect for staying productive during quarantine! 10/10 all around from this order imo especially since they throw in a free gram of quality bho budder with first order. Quality at this price is hard to beat.

Apr 08, 2020

White Death / WTFcannabis / April 1

/u/FinestTreesInDa7Seas

Value 7/10 - Quality - 7/10 Its fairly sticky, and has a decent amount of trichomes on it. Once you grind it up, it is even stickier. I actually had a hard time getting some of it out of my grinder. Its a tad bit harsh on the lungs. Not enough to keep me from enjoying it. High is a very uplifting positive high. It seems very sativa-like... until it doesn't. It turns into a couchlock body high after a bit. This is appealing if you're smoking before bed. But this wouldn't be my pick if I was wanting to do things.

Apr 08, 2020

WTF Cannabis Review - April 2020

Thechronickid00

MoM/RetailerName WTF Cannabis Shipping/Packaging Packaged in a bubble mailer with all the products within vacuum sealed. The mylar bags were also heat sealed which is always nice and keeps the bud fresher. Made it from BC to ON in very quick fashion. Strains : Fruity Pebbles https://i.imgur.com/JFuoPpv.jpg Also known as FPOG, a cross involving Grand Daddy Purple, Tahoe Alien, and Green Ribbon. Super dense nugs with a very compact and tight bud structure. Light green appearance, topped with bright orange hairs and a blanket of trichomes. Sticky to the touch within but the buds break off the main stem with ease and are not overly moist or fresh. The profile is pleasant and pronounced, both in smell and taste. I enjoyed this sample the most out of them all and it's got a modest tag to match. Tropical, berry aromas and flavours with just a hint of sweet pine. Almost smells like sticking your nose in a bag of skittles. The smoke is enjoyable and smooth, burning a clean white ash. Very evenly balanced effects that slightly tread into the indica category over time. Starts off being very heady, zoning out in thought. Eventually the relaxing effects kick in, all the while remaining euphoric and talkative. Good, all-around daytime strain in every way. Elmers Glue https://i.imgur.com/PTHVKUU.jpg Elmers Glue, A cross of GG4 x The White. Not the prettiest bag appeal but it's definitely more about the effects it offers. Sticky, semi dense nugs that are leafier in nature with plenty of long, winding orange hairs. Forest green in colour, with it's darker shades complimenting the healthy trichome coverage. Hard to pinpoint the complex yet very familiar aroma at first. Woodsy and peppery with pungent notes of sharp earth and that traditional 'glue' from the GG4. Translates nicely to taste, producing a thick and expansive smoke that burns a salt and pepper ash and it can induce a bit of a cough. Not the most tastiest of strains, but definitely stays true to it's name and lineage. The high is definitely indica leaning with it's combination of relaxing and sedating body effects. Produces a strong couch lock that creeps up with time. The type where you actually feel heavy limbed and lazy. Also accompanied by a hazy head stone making it an ideal strain for hanging around home and not doing a thing. Great for binging shows. God's Green Crack https://i.imgur.com/Chlwm12.jpg Probably one of the nicest if not the nicest looking GGC's I've had. Dense, frosty, tightly trimmed buds that sport deep streaks of purple accompanied by dark orange hairs. Quite sticky to the touch when breaking apart and many visible trichome heads inside and out. Very creamy and piney aroma with subtle herbal undertones. Real pleasant, although unfortunately doesn't translate at all to taste, producing more of a generic, earthy flavour behind. Smooth on the exhale and burns with a light salt and pepper ash. The high is of medium potency and very hybrid like in nature. Calming heady effects, paired with a relaxing, but not sedative couch lock and still keeps the mind clear and focused. Definitely a more toned down and mellow version than I'm used to with this strain. White Widow Shatter https://i.imgur.com/uXnFYEy.jpg Light amber in colour with a slight pull and snap consistency. The aromas of sweet berries emit from the parchment as soon as the heat sealed mylar is opened. Very terpy shatter as the flavour of berries carried through at medium temperature. Also a slight hint of pine and reminds me of many 'Blue' strains I've had. Smooth on the exhale as well. A Potent hybrid that kicks in quickly and effectively in the form of a cerebrally focused head high as well as a mellow body stone. Also very mood lifting and just an all around enjoyable high. White Widow is a classic. These samples were provided for honest and unbiased reviews

Apr 06, 2020

WTFCannabis Review

LouisCyr

First I would like to say that this review is kind of late and there is a good reason for that. WTFCannabis emerged in the community recently with lot of goodwill and sent a bunch of packages for reviews on request (as per their post on this actual forum). Those reviews were badly received amongst the community as they are generally perceived as 'shill packs'. Now here I understand how a review based on free products can be perceived as biased; I'm the first to call out a real shill when I see one. That being said people need to understand that even though there are a lot of people out there doing reviews just to lick a MOM balls to get more freebies, there are some others that like to see themselves as a helper for the community and when I say helper I mean as much for the customers than for the MOMs. You will never see a review from me that I rate everything 10 out of 10; this is NOT helpful for the customers or for the MOM. The customers have the right to know if a product is bad (or good) and the MOM should know if their products don't meet the community standards so they can adjust and get better. Now I wanted to leave the things settle a little bit before releasing my review. During that time a lot of people around me had the time to buy and try the products and as of now I only heard good experience. Thank you WTFCannabis for your confidence. WTFCannabis Overall rating out of 10 (Doesn't include products ratings): 9.3/10 - Plenty of products and bulk options. Website is well made and easy to navigate. They seem to be very active and easy to reach and the customer service is #1. Sign Up: Your traditional wordpress registration form. Quick and easy. Ordering & Pricing: N/A Communication: Talked with a representative via discord. They were kind and fast to answer. Shipping:: Took 3 days to make it to me. (Standard shipping time for me) Packaging: It was a vaccuum sealed bag inside a smell proof mailer. Products / Photos: https://i.imgur.com/1meHk8n.jpg Strain Name: Cookie OG Bag Appeal: Compact medium sized nugs, nice orange hairs but not much cakiness. Humidity is fine but no stickiness at all. Smell: Sweet vanilla smell common in a Girl Scout Cookie strain. Not very strong. Some gassiness when ground up. Taste: Some sweetness on the tongue but very harsh, not enjoyable at all for me. Burn: Dark gray/black. Buzz: Got a small high more going on the sativa side. I'm a heavy indica smoker and that hybrid didn't make it for me. Price: $99.99/oz Value: It is a $100 oz so I didn't expect much from it. If you're into that category of flower it could be worth it. 'A' Scale Rating: AA Overall rating out of 10: 5.8/10 - It has a nice look but not very terpy, not that potent and hits harsh. Not my type of flower but I mainly smoke craft cannabis. Might be suitable for you if you are on a budget but I'd save a little more and get something better. https://i.imgur.com/yH612Xp.jpg Strain Name: White Death Bag Appeal: Nicely trimmed dense buds with a nice coating of trichomes. Good humidity. Smell: Very pungent smell with a hint of spices and pine. Curing is good. Taste: Just like the smell, PUNGENT. A little bit of pine on exhale but mostly pungency/gassiness. Burn: Salt and peppery more going on light gray. Buzz: This has a good indica buzz. Good for relaxing. Doesn't last that long for me. Price: $139.99/oz Value: It is a good mid but would I drop $140 a zip ? I wouldn't but its better than a lot of $140/oz deals I've seen. 'A' Scale Rating: AAA Overall rating out of 10: 7.9/10 - It's a good strain and this is a good grow. A good option for the indica lovers out there. https://i.imgur.com/1ElQniy.jpg Strain Name: Animal Cookies Bag Appeal: Looks good with lot of nice colors. Trimming could be better on that one. Humidity is also good. Smell: Citrus/sour smell with earthy/peppery background. A little bit of skunkiness when breaking apart. The smell is strong. Taste: Complex taste with lot of different flavors. Can get some spices, some fruits. Hard to describe, I can definitely taste what it smells. Burn: Light gray to white ash. Buzz: Great heavy indica buzz. Will probably couch-lock the less experimented. Price: $139.99/oz Value: Priced the same as White Death but this one is categorized AAAA on their website. I wouldn't call it a quad but its definetely a very good mid that compete with the market prices. For the same price tag I'd have a hard time picking one between this one and White Death. 'A' Scale Rating: AAA(+) Overall rating out of 10: https://i.imgur.com/i5eJqBf.jpg Strain Name: White Widow (Shatter) Bag Appeal: Nice light gold color. Pull and snap consistency. Smell: Light fruity and piney smell. Taste: Kind of piney/earthy/spicy. Buzz: Good head high but no lazy/couch lock effect. Had me focused on my coding for a while. Price: $19.99/g Value: I usually don't like that much shatter in that price range but that one is pretty good. Worth the price. Overall rating out of 10: 8/10 - Not the best, far from the worst. I didn't expect that much but I was positively surprised wit it. https://i.imgur.com/EaoeqZZ.jpg Strain Name: Banana Split (Budder) Bag Appeal: Great color. Budder consistency. Smell: Very terpy. Smells like sweet banana peels. Very inviting smell. Taste: Delightful sweet taste. It's pretty good and smooth. Buzz: Smooth high. Didn't get me that high but its a sativa dominant.. it was more a terp experience. Price: $24.99/g Value: It's a good quality for the price. Budget concentrate is still budget concentrate but it's tasty. Overall rating out of 10: 7.5/10 - I'm picky when it comes to concentrate. That one is certainly terpy but it's missing that heavy indica high for me. Still pretty fine for 25$/g budder. https://i.imgur.com/GB5uw7e.jpg Product Name: Alison Wonderland CBD Tincture Appeal: Clear oil in a black bottle. Smell: Odorless. Taste: Tasteless. Buzz: Felt relaxed. Don't have much use for it. Price: $49.99 for 30ml bottle Value: It's not the kind of product I would buy. People with pain/anxiety seems to get a relief from it. Overall rating out of 10: N/A - Can't really rate it to be honest I don't know much about CBD and I don't have much use for it. Will give it to a friend eventually. *Reviewed by my friend because edibles don't do much on me and I wanted an accurate review* https://i.imgur.com/VHe5njK.jpg Product Name: Exquisite Gummies - Variety Pack Bag Appeal: They look really good. First THC gummies I have with such a nice variety. They really look like their original thc free counterpart. They all have different texture as well. Smell: Smells very fruity. Taste: Taste like fruit. They are really good but they still have an after taste that takes a moment to set in but sticks for a while. Each gummies have a very distinct taste very close to the original. Buzz: Took 30 to 40 minutes to kick in. Took 2 and it was enough for me. Great indica high. Price: $11.99/bag of 5 Value: It's great value but they should make a 6 pack version considering that 2 is a good dose. Would make the price even more appealing with 6 but still It's worth it. Variety pack is nice! Overall rating out of 10: 8.4/10 - The fact It's a variety pack is already a huge plus for me and make them probably the best edibles gummies I've had taste wise except that I'm not a fan of grape flavored candies. Missing one gummy in my opinion. I'd recommend for anyone who like edibles.

Apr 05, 2020

White Widow Shatter - WTF Cannabis - April 2020

/u/thechronickid_00

Light amber in colour with a slight pull and snap consistency. The aromas of sweet berries emit from the parchment as soon as the heat sealed mylar is opened. Very terpy shatter as the flavour of berries carried through at medium temperature. Also a slight hint of pine and reminds me of many 'Blue' strains I've had. Smooth on the exhale as well. A Potent hybrid that kicks in quickly and effectively in the form of a cerebrally focused head high as well as a mellow body stone. Also very mood lifting and just an all around enjoyable high. White Widow is a classic.

Apr 05, 2020

CG Extracts 1g Distillate syringes / WTFcannabis / April 1

/u/FinestTreesInDa7Seas

Quality 6/10 - Value 9/10 I'm normally worried by Distillate being around $25/g. But this stuff was $19/g ($187 if you buy a 10 pack). So worst case scenario, I make a bunch of edibles out of it. Well its a tiny bit more runny than most distillates I've had, but I think its because its the highest terp-ratio distillate I've had. Its a little too much terps for me, but to be fair, I'm the kind of person that is very sensitive to scents. I actually get migraines from scents. So I could be way off on this. So far I've only tried Gods Green Crack, and Tom Ford, and they are both identical in smell. Just pure Pine. Absolutely nothing else there. I gave the Zskittlez to a friend, and he says it just smells like candy. I took a quick whiff of the Apple Jacks, and it smells like apple scent. I dont think these are actual strain terpene profiles. I regret not choosing the Raw (unflavoured option). But again, I'm sensitive to smells. The vaping quality is fine. Seems okay.

Apr 05, 2020

Elmers Glue - WTF Cannabis - April 2020

/u/thechronickid_00

Elmers Glue, A cross of GG4 x White Widow. Not the prettiest bag appeal but it's definitely more about the effects it offers. Sticky, semi dense nugs that are eafier in nature with plenty of long, winding orange hairs. Forest green in colour, with it's darker shades complimenting the healthy trichome coverage. Hard to pinpoint the complex yet very familiar aroma at first. Woodsy and peppery with pungent notes of sharp earth and that traditional 'glue' from the GG4. Translates nicely to taste, producing a thick and expansive smoke that burns a salt and pepper ash and it can induce a bit of a cough. Not the most tastiest of strains, but definitely stays true to it's name and lineage. The high is definitely indica leaning with it's combination of relaxing and sedating body effects. Produces a strong couch lock. The type where you actually feel heavy limbed and lazy. Also accompanied by a hazy head stone making it an ideal strain for hanging around home and not doing a thing. Great for binging shows.

Apr 04, 2020

God's Green Crack - WTF Cannabis - April 2020

/u/thechronickid_00

Probably one of the nicest if not the nicest looking GGC's I've had. Dense, frosty, tightly trimmed buds that sport deep streaks of purple accompanied by dark orange hairs. Quite sticky to the touch when breaking apart and many visible trichome heads inside and out. Very creamy and piney aroma with subtle herbal undertones. Real pleasant, although unfortunately doesn't translate at all to taste, producing more of a generic, earthy flavour behind. Smooth on the exhale and burns with a light salt and pepper ash. The high is of medium potency and very hybrid like in nature. Calming heady effects, paired with a relaxing, but not sedative couch lock and still keeps the mind clear and focused. Definitely a more toned down and mellow version than I'm used to with this strain.

Apr 04, 2020

5x THC Distillate 98% thc - WTF cannabis - April 2nd

/u/Redrubybully

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Apr 02, 2020

Vortex Shake / WTFcannabis.com / April 1

/u/FinestTreesInDa7Seas

Quality 4/10 - Value 9/10 It was $14.99/oz. It was the cheapest I've ever seen shake, so I got 2 ounces along with an order of distillate syringes. I'm a man of simple pleasures, I'm not turned off by crappy weed. I plan on using this to make Cannabutter, but I wanted to smoke a bit to get a rough gauge on its potency. Well its mostly sugar leaves, and little bits of bud. This is trim, not shake. Not much bud, and mostly about the size of a BB. But all of it looks fairly sparkly. Smells really good, like pine and lemon. I ground up a bit and rolled a J. Based on my usual weed being around 20%, I would say this is about 10-15% THC. And its definitely a Sativa. Very uplifting, and euphoric. I wish I bought a QP of this. Its worth $14.99/oz. I don't plan on smoking any more of it. Its all going into butter. I'm looking forward to some edibles that aren't made from couch-lock Indica strains. If anyone else is a cheapass like me, and wants to buy this to smoke. I would say go for it. It looks like crap, but it smells good. Its tolerable. But it burns too quick, faster than the rolling paper. I would be happy to have this to smoke if I ran out of real weed.

Apr 02, 2020