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God's Green Crack budder - Chronicfarms - September 2024

/u/The-dopechaud

Not my prefered form of extract but it vapes clean and offers decent taste with good heady effects. To me it doesnt smell as much as their live resin but taste comes through nicely. I dont like the texture but it is easy to work with.

Oct 12, 2024

Strawberry Cake * October

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Strain - Strawberry Cake (Chronic x White Widow x Cheese) Visual/Texture - fantastic bag appeal behind these buds, cleanly trimmed structures carrying a resemblance to arrowheads. Surrounded by a crispy exterior shell, semi-firm density, housed with a crystal cladded interior. Equally blended shades of darker forest greens teaming together with deep purple plum tones. Lengthy thinner brown hairs woven throughout, and completely caked in a healthy coat of frosted sugary trichomes Scent/Burn - drawn in by the tantalizing terpene emissions, featuring overtones of sweet strawberry cream, accompanied by a herbal sour citrus. Pulling in tokes of sweet herbal citrus, along a creamy strawberry earthiness. Exhaled off to an earthy sour citrus, followed by a lingering sweet berry spice. Creating a clean fluffy light greyish white ash, and producing a greasy trail of resin High/Effects - Strawberry Cake is an indica favoring hybrid (75/25) Delivering a clear minded cerebral stone, heightening creativity, and bringing on increased levels of focus. Maintaining an overall feeling of elevation in the mind, the body gradually approaches a state of relaxed contention. A sensation of warming relief is delivered throughout, easing away all existing discomfort. A cake that's great for baking during any time of day

Oct 09, 2024

Love Potion Budder * October

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Strain - Love Potion Budder by Dank Haus Labs Texture/Visual - these beautiful budder contents are packed inside of a threaded ceramic container that's sealed with a twist top cap, receiving wafts of terpenes once untwisting the top. Several semi-firm formed slabs becoming malleable once applying some heat, or feathered off with minimal effort. Visually sharp appearance sporting a clean creamy golden ivory hue, while visually resembling small sponges, and surrounded by a soft waxy texture Smoke - these terpenes coming to fruition once combusted, drawing in tasty pulls infested by a strong sweetened zesty flavoring accompanied by a sharp sour citrus, and painting a lengthy lingering presence on the palate post release Potency/Effects - the effects of the Love Potion Budder coming on a few pulls in, easing in while adding noteable results over the duration of the stone. Initially providing a sensation of uplifted enlightenment, while a pressure slowly builds in-between the eyes. Elevated by a euphoric bliss being settled into a state of contention, forgetting any issues with each exhale. Laid back feelings of relaxation gradually begin to emerge the longer the high continues forward. This flavorful Budder is best left for consuming later day or for evening time usage

Oct 05, 2024

Mike Tyson - Chronicfarms - September 2024

/u/The-dopechaud

Flower was provided for review purposes Your basic Tyson, not a big looker but real sticky. Gassy taste comes through more than the nose. Burns clean and very greasy. Smoke is heavier than I would like but the effects match, almost sedative and very relaxing. https://imgur.com/a/TrRHpRT

Oct 04, 2024

Purple Kush - Chronicfarms - September 2024

/u/The-dopechaud

Flower was provided for an honest review Have not had a decent Purple Kush in a while, this one is quite good. Could be a bit stronger on the nose but taste is on point. Probably harvested a bit early, I can tell with the trichs, but it makes up with good cure and stickiness. Long lasting balanced effects, good burn. Burn https://imgur.com/a/Nbl1liM

Sep 30, 2024

Mac Doughnuts * September

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Strain - Mac Doughnut Popcorn Visual/Texture - compiled of smaller  pebbled buds, having spade shaped formations. These little nugs have a fresh feeling texturing, formed with a squeezable, spongelike density. Visually boasting a frosted surrounding covered  in a heavy crystal presence, underneath finding a medium emerald shading,  bright lime green undertones, with rich indigo patches. Fiery orange hairs being displayed throughout the structures, which are completely glazed in thick milky trichomes Scent/Burn - presenting sweet aromatic scent, drawing you into its intoxicating sweetness. Surrounded in a sweetened dough fragrance, with a creamy citrus background. Pulling tokes of sweet creamy dough, followed by a herbal earthy citrus. Exhaling out with a sweet earthiness while lingering with a creamy citrus. Smooth draws that create a clean greyish white ash, and a circled by a ring of greasy oil High/Effects - Mac Doughnuts provides a high that closely resembles the results of an indica dominant hybrid. Immediately heightened by a blissful euphoria, creating cerebral effects of heightened focus, and opens up a creative mindset. Shortly after, you're met by a notable feeling of calming relief, slowly stretching over the body replacing any discomfort, while its relaxing properties gradually take over. This strain provides benefits that are fealt throughout, making this a versatile smoke that can be blazed up at any time

Sep 29, 2024

Shitty samples

Dizzle420

I’m curious as to why these places send the shittiest weed they got as freebies or samples ? Just thru out some shiskaberry that wasn’t even fit to smoke. How does this help sales ? Do people really like smoking shitty outdoor weed still in 2024 ? Is it meant for non smokers ? Who wants to smoke a shit tasting joint that doesn’t get you high ? Kids? I don’t know, just weird that’s what you give for a bonus or sample, the worst shit you have… if not then wow I’d be scared to get anything similar. Not sure who would dare order your flowers after getting samples like that…

Sep 02, 2024

Review first order

Snoob1605

Really looking forward to receiving my first order here is my first opinion on my experience with this dispensary their product in the excellent era it my era to have good prices not exceptional but below the average of dispensaries there are many choices of strain and grade ranging from AA to AAAA+ good now my second opinion will come after receiving and testing their product thank you everyone to the next recommendation

Jul 16, 2024

My stash of goodies. (ChronicFarms)

/u/ChrisMoltisanti9

Jan 13, 2024

Supreme Gas Mask * November

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Strain - Supreme Gas Mask (Cherry Pie x Fire Alien Kush F2 x Supreme Octane) Visual/Texture - plump full medium to large sized buds, containing round and elongated conical spade shaped formations. Encased by a crispy outer shell, with a squeezable density, and a sticky lining to the cores. Shared surface space that's divided between dark olive green hues with medium emerald shades, highlighted by deep indigo sections. Theres a fair distribution of shorter thin light fire orange pistils, and covered in a thick layer of sugar coated trichomes Scent/Burn - flowing with a strengthened scented blend of terpene emissions. Loud danky diesel gas overtones, being joined by faint hints of cherry herbs. Finding that transition accurately moving in to the smoke, drawing in petrol fueled herbs, followed by notes of sweet cherry cedar. The release becomes a sour gassy cedar, leaving behind a taste of sweet cherry herbs. A clean fluffy light greyish white ash being produced, while trailed by a greasy resin High/Effects - Supreme Gas Mask has a fast acting approach, with heavy indica favoring effects. There's an immediate relaxing sensation that settles in the head, with the body shortly following suite, replacing any existing pain with a warming sense of relief. The high influences a mellowing laid back demeanor that exists from start to finish, having any inclinations of productivity quickly becoming a thing of the past. This potent smoke is perfect for an unwind later day or reserved for blazing at night

Nov 28, 2023