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Chocolate Haze/Chronic Farms.co/April2020

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5/5 service AA, Was AA + to AAA-, great value 80 to 100 oz

Apr 30, 2021

Chocolate Haze Chronic Farms April2020

Odd-Assumption

Not sponsored review Great service: 5/5 Bought a QP on a deal they honored it was well packaged to my house in 3 days to BC with a free 0.5gm preroll and lanyard on my first order. Value: 5/5 Was 420 deal coupon code and they have $80 oz regular price. Have not tried their AAAA yet about $220/oz or other grades but they have a good selection and will be a repeat buyer. https://imgur.com/0RYe0MA Product: 5/5 Rated AA: Has AAA/- bag appeal. Big nugs must be some colas for strain. I feel product is fairly rated I would add AA+ Potency decent for rating, seemed clean, good taste and smell in vape. I bought to make concentrate. Light crystal, cocoa hairs.

Apr 30, 2021

Wedding Crasher - Chronic Farms - April 2021

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Full album : https://imgur.com/a/nZGOctV Genetics : Wedding Cake x Purple Punch Bred by : Symbiotic Genetics Absolutely love me some Wedding Crasher as the pairing of Wedding Cake and Purple Punch is a match made in heaven for me. These very frosty, perfectly manicured, medium sized nugs of arrived sporting a dense, crisp exterior with a slightly stickier texture within. A beautiful colour arrangement on display as shades of mint and forest green meet streaks of purple and clusters of thick orange hairs, drastically standing out in comparison. The nose on this Wedding Crasher is exactly how I've experienced it in the past. Sugary dough with hints of creamy vanilla and a fruity Purple Punch twist on the back end. It gets even better when smoked, providing a cake inspired, creamy-fruity funk that's accompanied by grape purple puch nuances. Also a little herbal. Nice and greasy burning with a salt and pepper ash. Could be a little smoother but it's improved with prolonged jar time. Definitely a sativa dominant strain that I could get used to starting off every morning with. Hits every checkmark for me as someone who loves an extra punchy kick to their sativas and is a nice break from all the lemon, citrus, diesel types. Energetic, mood enhancing, and euphoric, producing a peppy, talkative buzz while also leaving you with a head high that smacks.

Apr 11, 2021

Ice Cream Cake sourced from Chronicfarmsofficial March 2021

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Ice Cream Cake • Lineage: Gelato 33 x Wedding Cake • Bred by Seed Junky Genetics • Cultivated by Private ACMPR • Sourced from Chronicfarmsofficial • ? • Bag appeal - beautifully trimmed medium sized nugs have a perfect cure as they are dense but very sticky and hella greasy to the touch. Dark forest green buds appear much lighter and have gorgeous purple streaking throughout in multiple shades as well as some bluish grey and have a mix of dark red, fire orange, brown, and peach colored pistils. The layer of resinous trichomes covers every nook and cranny of these buds making them appear much lighter then they actually are and have many globular outer heads still intact. • ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - the nose on this cut is absolutely perfect to me with a nice minty gas overtone with vanilla and doughy undertones, I haven't had a cut with these terps in a while (which is my preferred ICC terp profile) as the past few batches of ICC I've had were all Gelato leaning. The taste follows suit with a sharp minty gas dominating for the most part with faint undertones of vanilla and dough and a minty aftertaste that lingers for quite some time. Joints burn perfectly even with a nice oil ring and leave behind a salt and pepper colored outer ash that has a clean center. • ? • High - with lab results coming in at 40.09% I had high hope's for this girl and I have to say, she delivered. Very euphoric and stoney right from the get go with a strong pressure build up at the top of the head and behind the eyes leaving my lids weighted. Not long after you will find your ass glued to your seat and feeling no pain with that stoney head high becoming even stronger making for one hell of a buzz, this stuff smacks! Long lasting effects that finish much later with heavy sedation that make this one best suited for an after dinner desert type smoke or lazy days when not getting off the couch is an option. Great for stress, depression, anxiety, insomnia, and pain. • ? • Overall this cut was absolutely amazing. Great bag appeal, my preferred ICC terps which are loud and translate perfectly, the burn is very greasy with salt and pepper ash, and the high is long lasting and potent. Other than the ash, this cut is perfect imo and a must try. I rate this.......... Quality 9.75/10

Apr 06, 2021

Tropicana Cookies - Chronic Farms - March 2021

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Full album : https://imgur.com/a/bLYEKr0 Genetics : GSC x Tangie Bred by : Oni Seed Co This is a fantastic cut of Tropicana Cookies from Chronic Farms and up there with some of the best I've had. Starting with it's absolutely gorgeous appearance that showcases a vibrant combination of deep purples and forest greens, further highlighted by a heavy dusting of greasy trichomes and glowing orange pistils. This particular Tropicana Cookies sports a tighter, denser structure than I'm used to with this strain as it's usually on the fluffy, airy side. Also some subtle fox tailing going on, giving the buds a lot of their character. Sticky to the touch and cured to a tee, followed by a very neat trim. A very pronounced and refreshing nose, wreaking of creamy citrus and orange peels, giving it a mix of bitter and sweet. Also an earthy-floral dankness once ground up. It's flavours are just as impressive and translate perfectly, providing a creamy citrus taste that is similar to fresh tangerines or freshly squeezed juice with a slight peel bitterness. It's so silky smooth for how thick the smoke is, burning with a greasy o ring and light grey ash, staying flavourful from start to finish. Even though it isn't a full on sativa it certainly feels like it throughout the majority of It's high. It doesn't take long to kick in, feeling a burst of upbeat energy that can easily help turn a lousy mood upside down. It's not racy but it definitely encourages functionality over everything else but with enough of a mellow side to not feel anxious but more so 'in the zone'. Perfect for a daytime smoke in every way and one my personal favourite cookie crosses.

Apr 06, 2021

Sundae Driver - Chronic Farms - March 2021

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Full album : https://imgur.com/a/klOyYAj Genetics : FPOG (Fruity Pebbles OG) x Grape Pie Up next from Chronic Farms is this lovely cut of Sundae Driver, a cross of FPOG & Grape Pie. Chunky, dense, light green buds that are further accented through hints of purple and vibrant clusters of winding orange hairs that dominate the surface. Very impressive trichome production as well especially within the buds. It's texture is smack between sticky and dry, making it easy to break up by hand but without crumbling to powder. I did spot a few seed pod/pockets but I didn't come across any actual seeds. Great trim and cure to boot. The aromas on this Sundae Driver are a mix of sweet, creamy berries and fresh grapes with gentle hints of earth and herbs on the back end. The translation over to flavour is where this strain usually lets me down but It's not the case with this one. It's actually quite similar to the nose, providing a fruity-berry taste that starts out as sweet and shifts to a bitter, sour wine type of flavour. Incredibly smooth and clean burning, leaving behind a fluffy white ash. A medium potency high with very balanced hybrid effects that offer a little bit of everything. I can smoke this flower all day long as it just puts me in a noticeably upbeat, centered mood. It's not super strong in any one category but it does an exceptional job of mixing relaxing qualities with mood lifting ones. I don't get particularly tired from it but the laziness factor is definitely present in the long run.

Apr 05, 2021

Wedding Crashers sourced from Chronicfarmsofficial March 2021

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Ur picture technique is FLAWLESS! U definitely put effort into ur reviews. You the man!

Apr 03, 2021

God's Green Crack - Chronic Farms - April 2021

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Damn 2 years later your still reviewing the same Shi give it up kid seen the same pic years ago

Apr 03, 2021

God's Green Crack - Chronic Farms - April 2021

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Full album : https://imgur.com/a/onUtIlO Beautiful appeal on this GGC with tightly trimmed, golf ball shaped nugs sporting streaks of purples and greens, all overshadowed by dark rust coloured pistils. Greasy and immensely frosty, displaying numerous amounts of intact trichome heads. Sticky as well, and dense to the point where you can hear a snap when prying the bud apart. A lovely profile as this God's Green Crack offers all the redeeming qualities that a great cut should have. The aroma for starters is the epitome of GGC and pretty unique to this strain. Loud, rich terps of sweet herbs and spices complimented by overtones of sour pine and earth. Very much hash like at times especially when the smoke fills up the environment with it's incense like qualities. There is also something very similar to cloves used in ketchup that I've always found peculiar. Effortlessly translates over to taste, providing a thick smoke that is very smooth on exhale and the least bit harsh. The dominant flavour is the sweet, fresh pine, followed by herbal, spicy undertones that are finally complimented by a subtle fruity exhale. Leaves behind a hefty oil ring and light coloured ash. The high is real potent and not to mention long lasting, beginning instantly behind the eyes in classic GGC fashion. Ive always been a fan of this strain's full bodied stone, and this cut surely lives up to that. Before you know it you're left in a relaxing, tranquil couch lock, but with still enough engagement to not be completely useless. Ideal for watching movies or gaming as It offers a floaty head high, allowing you to be fixated on the activity at hand without the distractions.

Apr 03, 2021

Violator Budder sourced from Chronicfarmsofficial March 2021

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Violator Budder • Lineage: Malana x Hindu Kush • Bred by Barney's Farm • Processed by Chronicfarmsofficial • Sourced from Chronicfarmsofficial • ? • Very visually appealing batch of Budder that is a very wet looking caramel brown in color but becomes more of a yellow when stretched thin and is a very thick texture that is extremely easy to work with collecting dabs and can even be easily rolled into a snake for a spliff as well. • ??? • The nose on this is very enticing starting off with a soft woody profile until agitated when it releases overtones of sweet grape juice with the woody terps becoming an undertone and also has an added mustiness. The taste follows suit as it is a perfect mix of both woody and sweet grapes with a bit of a gassy finish. Burns clean in a banger with a small amount of residue left behind. • ? • A nice spacey head high with a euphoric element to it that will calm your mind and ease you of stress, depression, or anxiety in no time and instant relaxation. Not long after smoking you will find that the body load quickly builds leaving you completely couchlocked with a force that is immovable. Eventually there is deep sedating effects that wash over you and even those with insomnia will greatly benefit from this. Definitely one best suited for evening use. • ? • Overall this is some fire Budder done proper. Visually appealing with an awesome terp profile that translates perfectly, clean burning, and a potent long lasting high. These guys are bringing some real fire to the table and have not let me down yet. I rate this............ Quality 10/10

Apr 02, 2021