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Product: Frosted Fruitcake ( Fruity Pebbles x Weddingcake) . Purchased from: Chronic Gardens . Sourced from: Unknown . Set/Setting: This strain was smoked in a joint, early in the morning as second joint of the day before breakfast. . . Looks: Being a slightly indica leaning hybrid and a cross between Fruity Pebbles and Wedding Cake, the buds are a mix of light and dark greens, with highlights on purple and healthy, vibrant red pistils shooting throughout. One of the densest nugs I have worked with, the stuff is like a rock. The buds are coated in a thick, dense layer of milky white trichomes. I understand why they call it "frosted" fruitcake. Beautiful weed. (5/5) . Nose: Berries, smooth vanilla and a slight hint of the what it smells like after it rains. Upon breaking it up a sweetness releases itself amoungst the bouquet of odours emanating from this flower along with a more elaborate berry palate. An absolute dream for dessert strain lovers. (4.5/5) . Taste: The taste really reflects the odour almost verbatim, with thick notes of fruits and berries, a smooth vanilla overtone and I must say that the "like after it rains" smell somehow comes through quite strong in the taste. Currently on a quest to find out what exact terpene creates this effect/profile but it is quite enjoyable and refreshing to say the least. (4/5) . Smoke: Joint was smooth from beginning to end with minimal harshness. It produced quite a thick, pungent smoke that was still very pleasant and easy on the lungs. Extremely white ash. (5/5) . Effects: Although typically Frosted Fruitcake is an indica leaning hybrid (40% Sativa/60% Indica), I found this batch to lean more toward to sativa side of things. A hard hitter, soon as you starts the joint you feel your eyes getting heavy. this feeling continues through the joint as the body relaxes slightly, but the effects of this strain take place mostly in the head. It left me with a calm, relaxed yet motivated and creative feeling, perfect for writing this review! (4/5) . Value: Priced at $84.99/oz, this is an absolute steal. This is listed as AAA on their website, but would be sold by many other vendors as AAAA easily. You can’t go wrong with a price like this on bud this good. (5/5)

Product: Cherry Pie (Granddaddy Purple x F1 Durb) . Purchased from: Chronic Farms . Sourced from: Unknown . Set/Setting: This strain was smoked in a joint, early in the evening. . . Looks: Cherry Pie, also known as Cherry Kush is a potent indica-leaning hybrid and a cross of Granddaddy Purple and F1 Durb. The buds are a vibrant bright green with hues of red and the slightest hints of purple. The calyx are shooting healthy red pistils that add even more to the magical red tone of this flower. The buds are coated in thick, long-spindly milky white trichomes. Nugs are extremely dense. A beautiful representation of Cherry Pie. (4/5) . Nose: This is an area where this strain is an absolute weapon. I may be a little biased because Cherry Pie/Cherry Kush is one of my all-time favourite strains but the cherry/tangy/candy notes just explode the second you open the jar on this one. It reminds me of dank Cherry Kush I was smoking on about 10 years ago that came around and just blew my mind. A delight for fans of candy/sweet strains. (5/5) . Taste: The taste takes much from the odour, with a sweet and sour undertone driving it that wasn't really prevalent in the nose from the jar until it was ignited. Also found it very refreshing and relaxing that the flavour got more intense as the joint progressed, a rare trait from any strain in a joint. An absolute killer taste. (5/5) . Smoke: The joint burned a very white ash with just a speckle of pepper. It's a super smooth and flavourful smoke right down to the roach. The more the joint smoked the more the flavour increased until it got down to nearly the end. Smoke was thick and pungent. Never coughed once the whole joint. A pleasurable smoke to say the least. (4.5/5) . Effects: Being an indica-leaning hybrid (40% Sativa/60% Indica)upon lighting the joint, you can feel your forehead, eyes, and cranium growing heavy, with a slight heaviness building in the legs and back as I got through the joint. A considerably strong head band effect started to take hold about half way through. Hands even become a little heavy. No couch lock was experienced from this strain despite strong body effects it instills. It is actually still quite energizing and motivating. Again, I may be biased because it's one of my favourite strains, but this is how I want to feel all day. Potent bud you can smoke all day, just a little too stimulating for sleep. (4.5/5) . Value: Priced at $119.99/oz, this is killer cost for a super dense, terpy, flavorful smoke with a weapon buzz. (4.5/5)

Consistency: It's live resin, a bit saucy but great hold and easy to accumulate on a tool Flavour: Wow this has incredible flavour, very sweet and fruity like *actual* gushers. It's hard for me to describe with precise detail but it's insanely good, stays in your mouth for a while Subjective effects: After dosing I felt very chill, it's a comfortable versatile high I could spend relaxing by myself or socializing with other people. My head felt warm and I didn't feel too lazy, but lying down felt amazing

Consistency: Very similar to live resin, but with a bit more hold + less liquid. Super easy to scrape onto a tool Taste: Blackberry Cream lives up to the name, a nice chunk will give you some dark berry/fruity flavours, with a lingering creamy aftertaste. This stuff is really good, I kept inhaling through my rig long after I dabbed to pick up the leftover taste lol Subjective effects: Right after inhaling I feel like my body begins to fall into a deep "trance", I'm more relaxed than ever with little cerebral effects. I soon get very tired and feel like I could fall asleep on command, I'm gonna use this to my advantage when I can't sleep

Consistency: On camera it looks more sugary, but it has a nice firm texture that holds together very well. I've broken the chunks apart so that's why it's in smaller pieces Flavour: Banana Sundae has a very tasty flavour, I'm not one for describing flavours but it's clean and fruity, kinda sweet Subjective effects: I don't dab often, so when I took a chunk about the size of a grain of rice, I was sent right up to a 8 out of 10. There's a strong tightening sensation in my head and it transitions into euphoria, like massaging a sore muscle, relieving tension. I laid down for a bit and listened to some music, I could hear every sound being played. This high was very strong. After about half an hour it subsides into a very relaxed, mellow head-space, perfect for chilling right before the evening edit* rewording

Strain - Bubba OG Kush Visual/Texture - densely proportioned thick chunky spade shaped buds. Tightly wound  together having crisp exteriors, and being completely lined in a sticky resin. Wearing shades of medium olive shared alongside emerald green undertones, and intensified by bold indigo accents. Skinny fire orange hairs adding definition to the nugs, and glistening with a copious amount of sugar coated trichomes Scent/Burn - loud terpenes emerging from this herb comprised of potent floral gas overtones, with an earthy skunky pine presence. Those fragrances converting over to taste accurately, the inhale predominantly with heavy floral gasses, sweetened pines, and earthy notes. The exhale taking on more of a pungent earthiness, leaving a lingering sweet floral taste behind. Burning off to a light greyish white ash containing tiny specks of pepper, and greasing up right off the bat High/Effects - Bubba OG Kush a well known powerful indica heavy hybrid (80/20) gradually sinking deeper in over the entire duration of the stone. Feeling the stress lifted away a few tokes in, turning any racing negative thoughts towards a positive uplifting euphoria. The high eventually catching up delivering relaxing effects experienced from head to toe, easing in while melting into a more mellow status. This strain is perfect to roll up later day or saved for night time sessions

Tuna OG popcorn : on the strains that I tried, it is the tuna OG my favorite. They Stink , and very tasty . It tastes gassy pine. Burns very well ,résine ring after only 2 puffs. Well balanced hybrid effect .