ChronicFarms

Violator Budder • Lineage: Malana x Hindu Kush • Bred by Barney's Farm • Processed by Chronicfarmsofficial • Sourced from Chronicfarmsofficial • ? • Very visually appealing batch of Budder that is a very wet looking caramel brown in color but becomes more of a yellow when stretched thin and is a very thick texture that is extremely easy to work with collecting dabs and can even be easily rolled into a snake for a spliff as well. • ??? • The nose on this is very enticing starting off with a soft woody profile until agitated when it releases overtones of sweet grape juice with the woody terps becoming an undertone and also has an added mustiness. The taste follows suit as it is a perfect mix of both woody and sweet grapes with a bit of a gassy finish. Burns clean in a banger with a small amount of residue left behind. • ? • A nice spacey head high with a euphoric element to it that will calm your mind and ease you of stress, depression, or anxiety in no time and instant relaxation. Not long after smoking you will find that the body load quickly builds leaving you completely couchlocked with a force that is immovable. Eventually there is deep sedating effects that wash over you and even those with insomnia will greatly benefit from this. Definitely one best suited for evening use. • ? • Overall this is some fire Budder done proper. Visually appealing with an awesome terp profile that translates perfectly, clean burning, and a potent long lasting high. These guys are bringing some real fire to the table and have not let me down yet. I rate this............ Quality 10/10

First time ordering from Chronic Farms and was glad I did. Instant bag appeal with medium to small sized buds that are absolutely caked in shimmery trichomes. The terps on this is are unreal and hard to pinpoint. Almost a sour peach vibe, which even can be tasted through a bong. The effects are immediate and heady, giving a bright euphoric effect leading to some light couch lock type sedation but nothing too heavy. Just hard to stay away from that taste! Ash colour is kind of lost on me as I smoke from a bong but does burn evenly. With 20% off first orders the value for this purchase was great.

Sunday Driver • Lineage: FPOG x Grape Pie • Bred by Unknown • Sourced from Chronicfarmsofficial • ? • Bag appeal - medium sized uniquely shaped and tightly trimmed buds with a great cure and are rock hard dense, slightly fresh feeling, and just to say sticky. Minty green buds with gorgeous purple splashes throughout and an abundance of thick dark orange pistils. Blanketed nicely by fuzzy white looking trichomes that have long stalks and plenty of heads visibly intact adding to the already amazing bag appeal. • ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - the nose is nice and loud straight out of the bag with sweet and slightly sour grape juice terps that have light earthy undertones. The terps translate nicely with an earthy grape profile that has a hint of spice when exhaling. Joints burn perfectly even and produce a clean snow white ash with minor peppering • ? • High - a nice euphoric and uplifting high to start that is sure to rid you of all stress, depression, and or anxiety before putting out the spliff. A warming relaxation makes it's way through the entire body ridding you of pain and leaving you on the verge of couchlock without any sedation while your mind soars. A great strain with amazing medical benefits that is great for anytime day or night. • ? • Overall this was a great cut of Sunday Driver with nice bag appeal, amazing terps that are loud and translate perfectly, a clean burn, and potent hybrid effects. I rate this........... Quality 9.5/10

Flower Review Strain: Wedding Crasher (Sativa-Dominant) Genetics: Wedding Cake x Purple Punch Dispensary: ChronicFarms Smell: Cheesy / Musty / Doughy (With slight hints of gas afterwards) Looks: Dense diamond-looking buds covered with THC. Taste: This one tastes dank! Tastes exactly how it smells. Crystal Coverage: Caked! 10/10 Smoothness: Smooth in a glass bong and in a joint with white ash. Nice and clean. Effects: This strain packs a punch let me tell you. One bong hit and you start to feel it right behind the eyes within seconds. The high is very long lasting. I am not usually a sativa fan but this one hits extremely hard. I’ve had this strain a few times in my life and it never disappoints. It has a very distinct and unique smell. This batch was extremely nice. A truly enjoyable smoke. Notes: I’ve been a glass-bong only smoker for 15 years. ChronicFarms buds have such amazing and strong terpene profiles that I starting smoking joints strictly for flavour. It’s also hard to review the flavour of strains when everything smoked in a bong tastes like hot air lol. I also love the fact that their AAAA ounces are $180-$200. Anything over $200 is just too much in my opinion. They also have $79 / $100 ounces for those looking to save some money. They told me if I wrote a few reviews they would hook me up with samples so I’m sticking to my part of the deal. I bought 5 strains and was gifted two other strains and some hash. Good guys all around.

Rock OG • Lineage: Super Skunk x Afghani x Big Skunk Korean x Afghan Hawaiian • Bred by Cannarado Genetics • Sourced from chronicfarmsofficial • ? • Bag appeal - medium sized chunky bud that are immaculately trimmed with a great cure leaving them with a crispy snappy texture that is still sticky to the touch. Dark forest green and purple buds with some lighter green spots with long and thin fire red pistils. Completely covered in a blanket of trichomes that are loaded with juicy heads that are a nice mix of clean, cloudy, and amber in color. Very appealing nug! • ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - the nose is subtle upon opening the bag with hints of skunky diesel. Once busted however, the  skunky terps and very sweet diesel overtone intensifies greatly. The terps translate nicely to a very skunky smoke with an earthy diesel overtone and hints of black licorice on the exhale. Joints burn perfectly even and form a nice oil ring instantly when lit while producing an outer layer of darker salt and pepper ash with a much cleaner center • ? • High - a strong stoney head high that is happy and euphoric accompanied by pressure in the head, mainly focused behind the eyes. A quick building body load reaches the point of couchlock in the matter of 15 minutes and becomes deeply sedating not too long after. Great for stress, pain, and insomnia and is definitely best suited for an evening smoke, this one is a heavy hitter. • ? • Overall this was an amazing representation of this strain. Bag appeal is great, the terps are loud and translate nicely, the burn could have been cleaner, but the effects are hella potent. I rate this.............. Quality 9.25/10

Coming in a small 5 ml glass jar, this kief has a beautiful golden brown coloring. It was quite clumpy, not being powdery. It was quite potent for kief not bring like the usual under whelming stuff. Burn nice and had a dank earthy pine taste. Quality - 8.75 Value - 9

Flower Review Strain: Drunk Driver (Indica-Dominant) Genetics: Sundae Driver x Plum Wine Dispensary: ChronicFarms Smell: It smells like a 5-cent candy factory exploded. Nostril burning joy! Very intense terpenes. Straight Candy & Fruit. This is for the Terp Hunters! Looks: Dense, purple, covered with THC. Taste: Fiancé said it tasted like fresh pineapple. I would agree. We only use the glass bong and usually cannot taste the strain. This is one of those strains where the tastes comes through very strong, even in a bong. Crystal Coverage: Caked! Smoothness: Smooth in a glass bong with white ash. Effects: This is my first time trying this strain. I bought it because I liked the name. It started off as a high energy type feeling but after 30 mins I’m starting to feel pretty relaxed. In my opinion this strain smoked perfect and I would agree with the AAAA rating. I would give it a 8.5/10 for potency. Not a couch-locker but got me very relaxed. I could really feel it hit me in the eyes. Notes: Ending up trying these guys randomly and I’m glad I did. I bought 5 strains total. They told me if I did some reviews they would give me some samples in my pack so I’m sticking to my part of the deal. I got multiple strain samples, AAA and AAAA, a two-pack of grape blunts, papers, joint tips and a ball of Death Star Hash. I also received 20% off my first order and free shipping. I’m a 15 year smoker and I’m impressed with these guys. I have 7 strains total to try and some hash so I’ll review them as I go. I smoked this one first because it looked bomb. This is the 10th MOM I have used. This was order #21 since discovering online Cannabis. I usually stick to Craft/AAAA flower when I’m buying. Cheers to all my fellow stoners.

These stunning heavily caked out in trichomes flower is called Mac1. It has a rock hard density with a no spongeyness at all. Trimmed and cured to absolute perfection with no leaf insight and busting up ever so nicely. Has a phemonable aroma of sweet cookie with a twist of citrus. When smoked I received a dank sweet diesel taste with hints of citrus. The smoke was insanely smooth and vevelty. Burned expectional in a joint being even slow and continuous the whole through. There was a real nice grease ringer with a light gray ash going on. This is a high potency balanced hybrid. After smoking I felt europhic and a cerebral heady high. I was left blissful and in a positive state. It didn't take long to be lulled into a couch lock and laziness. This hit me hard. Valued at 220 a zip before any discounts Quality - 9.35 Value - 8.5

3rd time buying this strain .. 1st experience with ChronicFarms . Great looking stuff , opened bag to some really dark , tight , clumpy buds .. absolutely wrapped in orange hairs and Crystals.. Could really smell the earthy, pine aroma as soon as I cut into these buds . And the taste came through as I smoked .. Burned slow and smooth throughout. Salt and pepper ash .. and had a good AAA buzz to it .. definitely an indica high as it went straight to the head .. lasted about an hour with very little burnout .. great strain to smoke late afternoon/evening. Listed @ $140oz before discounts .. Quality 8.0 Value 8.4 Smell 8.0 Bag appeal 8.5 Potency 8.0

Just gleaming in trichomes and having a meaty rock hard dense structure. Having a milky green color and covered in light brunt orange hairs. Manicured to absolute perfection and cured pretty well perfect. Has a dank sweet lime earthy aroma. When smoked I received a nice citrusy lime taste with earthy undernotes. The smoke was decently smooth. Burned near perfect in a joint being even slow and continuous. Had a fairly white ash with a nice grease ringer. This is a medium potency indica dominate hybrid. Had a uplifting and calming affect. I felt europhic and in a positive mood. Felt a nice relaxation and laziness. Quality - 8.6 Value - 8.5