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Honey Badger Haze - Clean Green VIP - June

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Honey Badger Haze from Clean Green VIP 70% Sativa Dominant Hybrid Cross: Cinderella 99 x White Widow x Ms. Universe #10 Visual: The colour was a very light army green with tons of sparkly crystal all over. I could really see the heads on the tips of the trichomes and it had a chunky shape to it with some fox tailing in different directions. It had lots of thick pastel orange coloured hairs and it was very dense. Nose: The nose was sweet and funky with a little bit of spice. It wasn’t super pungent. Cut/Roll/Grind: It was very easy to grind and to cut up with scissors. It wasn’t sticky but the moisture level was good. Taste: it was a bit sweet like earthy honey with a bit of spiciness. Burn: The burn was awesome. It gave lots of smoke and the ash was light and clingy. Potency/Effects: It didn’t give a punch in the nose but I could feel it build up quickly behind my eyes. it was very uplifting and energetic with a good buzziness. It was more cerebral effects than body effects for sure. It has the potential to kick you in the but or give you a big creativity boost. Good for daytime. Check out my website - mcdaddy.ca - 2 Giveaways currently running right Now! You can watch the video review: On Youtube:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnAq01FaxhI&t=11s Or on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/CP1QLyTjUD1/ Less

Jun 08, 2021

Purple God - Clean Green VIP - June

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Purple God from Clean Green VIP Indica Dominant Hybrid Cross: God x Hawaiian x Purple Skunk Visual: These were some very nice-looking buds. They weren’t huge but they had tone of crystal all over which just covered the buds. It was a dark army green with some patches of rusty brown hairs. They looked like they might be a bit squishy, but they were quite dense. Nose: The nose was very earthy and musky. It was very similar to a Black Diamond but with a bit of fruitiness. It was very pungent. Cut/Roll/Grind: It was easy to grind and it had a bit of a fluffy feel to it but it was not. It had a good feel when I was cutting it with scissors and it had a good moisture level. Taste: That earthy and musky Black Diamond nose came through in the taste but more mild and still wit a bit of that fruitiness. Burn: The burn was awesome. It had a nice ash, it gave lots of smoke and it was smooth. Potency/Effects: Not much of a punch and the effects took a little bit to build up. It gave me that heavy, weighed down feeling like a typical Purple Kush does. I still had a bit of clarity in my brain for a bit until the buzziness took over. It would be good for night time. Check out my website - mcdaddy.ca - for weekly Giveaways!!!!!! You can watch the video review: On Youtube:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXizcRdfqxU&t=11s Or on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/CPtweO7jI6j/

Jun 07, 2021

Clean Green VIP - Purple God / Honey Badger Haze / Platinum GSC / Fruit Flambe / Moonrocks / Edibles - June - Updated

MCDaddy75

Purple God from Clean Green VIP Purple God 1 Purple God Final Pic 1 small.jpg (789.53 KiB) Viewed 1 time Indica Dominant Hybrid Cross: God x Hawaiian x Purple Skunk Visual: These were some very nice-looking buds. They weren’t huge but they had tone of crystal all over which just covered the buds. It was a dark army green with some patches of rusty brown hairs. They looked like they might be a bit squishy, but they were quite dense. Nose: The nose was very earthy and musky. It was very similar to a Black Diamond but with a bit of fruitiness. It was very pungent. Cut/Roll/Grind: It was easy to grind and it had a bit of a fluffy feel to it but it was not. It had a good feel when I was cutting it with scissors and it had a good moisture level. Taste: That earthy and musky Black Diamond nose came through in the taste but more mild and still wit a bit of that fruitiness. Burn: The burn was awesome. It had a nice ash, it gave lots of smoke and it was smooth. Potency/Effects: Not much of a punch and the effects took a little bit to build up. It gave me that heavy, weighed down feeling like a typical Purple Kush does. I still had a bit of clarity in my brain for a bit until the buzziness took over. It would be good for night time. Check out my website - mcdaddy.ca - for weekly Giveaways!!!!!! Purple God 2 Purple God Final Pic 4 small.jpg (712.74 KiB) Viewed 1 time You can watch the video review: On Youtube:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXizcRdfqxU&t=11s Or on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/CPtweO7jI6j/

Jun 07, 2021

Thin Mint Cookies - Clean Green VIP - April 2021

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TASTE: Smoked in a joint the flavour was sweet and grassy, with a slight mint aftertaste. There was smooth creamy smoke, causing very little coughing. The joint burnt evenly with a light grey/white ash left behind. In a clean bong, the flavour was much more reminiscent of chocolate mint cookies. The mint aftertaste from the joint was more prominent on the inhale as well as the exhale in the bong. SMELL: Sweet and fruity with an undertone reminiscent of fresh-cut sweetgrass. The smell was pungently sweet, as soon as I opened the bag, making my mouth start watering. LOOK: These buds were tight dense nugs, feeling almost solid. Very crystal-coated light green buds with small clusters of orange hairs. The cure was quite good, not too dry. With the nugs busting up well, crumbling quick, but not powdery. HIGH: I smoked this in the morning after my coffee and the dishes were done. This was a balanced hybrid to me. I experienced a bit of chattiness and motivation to do another chore was not hard to come by. There was some muscle relaxation. It was decent at pain relief. My shoulder was hurting from being strained the day before and after smoking was much less painful. There was a minor amount of burnout mid-day that caused me to want a cup of tea and to smoke some more of course. All in all, it was a good daytime smoke. I buy from this site regularly and have been doing so for a couple of years now. I will order this strain again for sure.

May 13, 2021

Thin Mint Cookies sourced from Cleangreenvip April 2021

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Thin Mint Cookies • Lineage: Phenotype of GSC • Bred by Unknown • Cultivated by Private ACMPR • Sourced from Cleangreenvip • ? • Bag appeal - small and medium in size these buds are nicely trimmed and perfectly cured as they are dense with a slightly spongy texture and are both sticky and greasy feeling. Olive and forest greens with light amd dark purple throughout and dark orange pistils. Completely covered in milky white resinous long stalked trichomes with some visible outer heads still intact. • ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - the nose on this batch is just like the last if I remember correctly with overtones of minty funk and amazingly sweet and delicious cookie undertones that are also a bit earthy. The taste follows suit perfectly with those nice minty overtones and what starts out as much earthier cookie undertones that become sweeter and much less earthy the more you smoke. Joints burn perfectly even and quickly form a nice oil ring while producing a light grey ash. • ? • High - Stoney and euphoric head high starts with pressure behind the eyes leaving them burning and weighted and is also very calming. Rather quickly a warming relaxation washes over you fromhead to toe and doesn't quite leave you couchlocked but feeling very lethargic as well as pain free. Though not quite as strong as the last batch I had it still has medium/high potency with long lasting effects that finish much later with some sedation making this one best suited for late afternoon/evening use. • ? • Overall this was yet another fire batch of TMC from these guys, whoever they source it from has it dialed in as this is my 3rd time with it and can't get enough. The bag appeal is good, the terps are well pronounced and translate perfectly, the burn is clean and greasy, and though a bit less strong than the last batch, the high is still potent. I rate this Quality 9/10

Apr 30, 2021

Romulan sourced from Cleangreenvip April 2021

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Romulan • Lineage: North American Indica x White Rhino • Bred by Federation Seeds • Cultivated by Private ACMPR • Sourced from Cleangreenvip • ? • Bag appeal - nice giant cola nugs that have a very tight trim and an amazing cure being very dense with a snappy texture and slightly sticky and greasy feeling as well as fresh feeling inside. Pale looking buds made up of light and dark olive greens with some purple highlights throughout and rust colored pistils. All heavily matted down due to blanket of resinous trichomes covering every nook and cranny which also have many smaller heads visibly intact. • ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - the nose is strong straight out of the jar and only gets even louder when busted just reeking of sweet but more so sour earth with almost equally loud grape juice undertones and also has a crazy onion funk going on that actually mixes together very well. The 1st few puffs tasted strongly of grapefruit and then the funky and sour earthy terps start to come through and dominate the taste for the most part with undertones of sweet grape juice. Joints burn perfectly and slowly form a small oil ring while producing a salt and pepper colored ash. • ? • High - this one hits below the shoulders first with a fast building body load that will quickly have you feeling absolutely no pain and glued to your seat though you may feel as if your floating (I have read about the floating sensation in the strain description online but, I have never actually experienced it with any other batch of it). A cloudy and calm head high chimes in not long after smoking as well and before long you'll be fighting to keep your eyes open from the heavy sedation and all this combined makes for a narcotic like stone that is definitely best suited for evening use. • ? • Overall this is a great cut of Romulan! Great bag appeal, loud and funky terps that translate perfectly, salt and pepper ash, and this wicked cut has potent indica effects that are long lasting. I rate this......... Quality 9.5/10

Apr 24, 2021

LSD-CleanGreenVIP-February

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Appearance: These nugs were fluffy looking but were a bit denser than they appeared. A nice light green bud speckled with many clusters of red hairs. It was well trimmed and had a nice dusting of crystal trichomes. Most of the buds were pretty little triangle cone tree shapes. There was an occasional yellow/orange leaf making it look like the bud was harvested maybe a little bit late. The cure was good not too dry in fact I could tell it was nice and fresh, but not too fresh. The bud busted up well and rolled easily, the joint burning evenly and not going out constantly. The bag it arrived in was well sealed and labeled nicely. ​ Scent and Taste: Opening the bag released a strong lemon pine scent. The flavour of the smoke was mild and smooth, not cough-inducing at all. A very creamy mild mint, with a slight aftertaste of chocolate. Which was surprising considering the scent. The joint burned with a nice clean white/grey ash. ​ Effects: This is a really nice Sativa strain. The high is energetic, uplifting, thought-inducing, and a little spacey. I spaced out for a good 15 minutes, just zoning in closely at the buds as I was setting up to take the pictures. I found that my thoughts wandered a bit going introspective at times and philosophical at others. I also had a bit of an uptick in energy akin to drinking a mild tea. ​ Conclusion: 8/10 I will definitely order this strain again. The quality supplied by this MoM was good.

Mar 11, 2021

Wedding Cake - CleanGreenVIP - February 2021

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What the fuck since when can we post like this?

Feb 16, 2021

Violator by Private ACMPR sourced from Cleangreenvip January 2021

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Violator • Lineage: Hindu Kush x Malana • Bred by Unknown • Cultivated by Private ACMPR • Sourced from @cleangreencanada • ? • Bag appeal - small and medium sized near perfectly trimmed buds have a bang on cure leaving them mostly dense, sticky, and greasy to the touch and leave your fingers coated in resin from breaking them down. Made up of mostly olive green with some lighter shades throughout and plenty of dark rust colored pistils. The blanket of resinous trichomes is clearly visible to the naked eye and give the buds a greasy appearance. • ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - the nose is nice and loud with overtones of sweet grape juice and light woody undertones and once busted, it releases a musty funk. The taste follows suit with a sweet overtone of grape juice and undertones of woody musty funk and even surprised me with random hints of cake terps on the exhale. Very nice. Joints burn perfectly even and build up an oil ring right away and produce a clean white ash. • ? • High - starts off with a strong cerebral lift that calms to a euphoric haze quickly blanketing the mind leaving you in a very stoney state while easing tension and stress. Following closely behind is a nice and heavy body load that quickly turns couchlocking leaving you glued to your seat for a long time before her sedating effects kick in. As usual this is one best suited for night time use or lazy days for those with higher tolerance. • ? • Overall this is a great cut of Violator with good bag appeal, great terps, a clean burn, and a strong long lasting high. I rate this....... Quality 9.25/10

Jan 28, 2021

Thin Mint Cookies by Private ACMPR sourced from CleanGreenVip December 2020

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Thin Mint Cookies • Lineage: GSC Phenotype • Bred by Unknown • Cultivated by Private ACMPR • Sourced from @cleangreencanada • ? • Bag appeal - the perfectly trimmed medium sized buds are cured to absolute perfection being very dense, greasy, and sticky to the touch and alot more so inside. These pale looking nugs are made up of forest and olive greens with hints of purple throughout and a mix of peach and copper colored pistils. A layer of milky white fuzzy looking trichomes cover these buds with some tiny heads still visually intact. • ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - the nose is perfect on this cut and reminds me more of an ICC then TMC with overtones of minty funk to sweet cookie and vanilla undertones and is quite loud. The terps translate perfectly to a smooth and very flavorful smoke that tastes of sweet cookie dough with that same overtone of minty funk and hints of gas. Joints burn perfectly with a huge oil ring that forms well beneath the cherry and produce a mostly white ash with minor peppering. • ? • High - starts with a cerebral rush of calming euphoria that is soon coupled with strong body relaxation. This full body stone builds becoming very potent and is definitely the best cut of Thin Mint Cookies I've ever had. Works amazing for chronic pain, stress, depression, and even anxiety. This one also finishes with heavy sedation being a great choice for those who suffer from insomnia and is definitely best suited for lazy days or evening use. • ? • Overall this is one of the better cuts of TMC I've tried. The bag appeal is great, the terps are amazing and translate perfectly, the burn is clean and greasy, and the buzz is potent and long lasting. I rate this...... Quality 9.5/10

Jan 02, 2021