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Kraken - CleanGreenVip- June 4

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CleanGreenVip.com Packaging was great! Descreet, no smell and no damage. Perfect! KRAKEN Bag Appeal - Large and medium dense nugs that are light green with dark highlights. Lots of trichomes and a great trim! 8.5/10 Smell- Smells complex and really strong! Earthy/spicey, minty and sweet gas! Very unique aroma!9/10 Cure - Buds are dense but squish a bit and dont crumble. Semi sticky when broken and have a big smell! 9/10 Smoke- Great smoke in a joint! Smooth and light ash with a unique taste! 8.5/10 Vape- Tastes amazing with notes of mint! Havent had a strain taste this way before. Many hits and it vapes great! 9/10 Potency - Very potent effects with this rare indica strain! Super happy and calming! Munchies persist for hours if you dont fall asleep! Love the buzz! 9/10

Jun 05, 2020

Blackberry Pie - CleanGreenVip - June 4

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CleanGreenVip.com Packaging was great! Descreet, no smell and no damage. Perfect Blackberry Pie Bag Appeal - Big and medium mostly dense nugs that have great trichome coverage. Gives the nugs a glossy appearance. Trim is well done and some nice orange hairs! 8.5/10 Smell- Sweet, fruity and Gassy and strong! This has a great nose and I cant stop huffing the jar! 8.5/10 Cure - Nugs are squishy and dont break apart. They are semi sticky in the middle and give off a strong aroma. Great cure! 8.5/10 Smoke- Good smooth smoke in a pipe with some good flavours. Light ash! 8.5/10 Vape- Vapes amazing in the Pax 2! Big flavours and many hits 9/10 Potency - Strong energetic buzz that sorta caught me off guard. Fun and uplifting with happy overtones. High THC and strong effects! 8.5/10

Jun 05, 2020

BOOST 'Cannabis Enriched' Milk Chocolate - CleanGreenVip - June 3

/u/Next-Cell

CleanGreenVip.com Packaging was great! Descreet, no smell and no damage. Perfect! Boost Cannabis Enriched Milk Chocolate Bag Appeal - With a 'highly' attractive packaging, this chocolate also looks just as appealing unwrapped. Very creamy and appetizing! Packaging is missing caloric information but I suppose im too baked to care about such details. Very good eye candy for edibles! 8.5/10 Taste- Some of the best weed chocolate ive had! So good that its hard to stick to eating a 'set' amount. Reminds me of artisan chocolatier quality! 9 /10 Potency - I ate 60mg and this hit me hard! Starts off fairly calmy but you can feel the full effects within 40 min - 1 hour and it lasted a good 3 hours till I came down! Happy, very spacey and an excellent buzz! 9/10

Jun 04, 2020

Cannabis Cousins Sweet Treats Sour Keys/HighTea Chamomile Smile/Boost Milk Chocolate - CleanGreenVip - May 31

NEXTCELL

CleanGreenVip.com Packaging was great! Descreet, no smell and no damage. Perfect! Cannabis Cousins Sweet Treats Sour Keys Bag Appeal - Very attractive packaging and the sour keys are great! They look colourful and like legit sour keys! The packaging has lots of info on it as well! Very high end! 9/10 Taste- Best tasting gummies Ive tried hands down! Not too sour and taste like thc candy goodness! Amazing! 9 /10 Potency - I ate 50 mg and it hit me really nice! Great phychalidec buzz that lasted all afternoon! The best gummy buzz ive had in a while! Very very happy! 9/10 Screenshot_20200531-224416_Gallery.jpg . HighTea Chamomile Smile Bag Appeal - Very elegant and informative packaging that adds to the appeal of this edible. The weed tea itself is colorful and you can see the variety of high end organic ingredients like rose petals, lemon balm, chamomile, cannabis and catnip and more! High end product! 9/10 Taste- I steeped my tea for 25 min and the flavours I got were really enjoyable and soothing. A true cannabis medical product. After trying it I added honey and it really complemented the tea. You can really taste the organic ingredients. 9 /10 Potency - I took the 20 mg dosage and steeped it for a while. Within 15 min the effects started. Expect calming, relaxing and joyful feelings. Better potency then I would of expected from a tea and I really enjoyed it. Lasted about 2-3 hours and it was an enjoyable morning buzz! 8/10 Screenshot_20200531-231815_Gallery.jpg . Boost Cannabis Enriched Milk Chocolate Bag Appeal - With a 'highly' attractive packaging, this chocolate also looks just as appealing unwrapped. Very creamy and appetizing! Packaging is missing caloric information but I suppose im too baked to care about such details. Very good eye candy for edibles! 8.5/10 Taste- Some of the best weed chocolate ive had! So good that its hard to stick to eating a 'set' amount. Reminds me of artisan chocolatier quality! 9 /10 Potency - I ate 60mg and this hit me hard! Starts off fairly calmy but you can feel the full effects within 40 min - 1 hour and it lasted a good 3 hours till I came down! Happy, very spacey and an excellent buzz! 9/10 Screenshot_20200603-225810_Gallery.jpg

Jun 01, 2020

HighTea Chamomile Smile - CleanGreenVip- May 30

/u/Next-Cell

Review coming! This stuff is great tho! Top shelf edible product!

Jun 01, 2020

Cannabis Cousins Sweet Treats - CleanGreenVip - May 31

/u/Next-Cell

CleanGreenVip.com Packaging was great! Descreet, no smell and no damage. Perfect! Cannabis Cousins Sweet Treats Sour Keys Bag Appeal - Very attractive packaging and the sour keys are great! They look colourful and like legit sour keys! The packaging has lots of info on it as well! Very high end! 9/10 Taste- Best tasting gummies Ive tried hands down! Not too sour and taste like thc candy goodness! Amazing! 9 /10 Potency - I ate 50 mg and it hit me really nice! Great phychalidec buzz that lasted all afternoon! The best gummy buzz ive had in a while! Very very happy! 9/10

Jun 01, 2020

Sophie’s Breath - CleanGreenVIP - Mid May

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First off, my bad for the awful pic, bud was as long as the stem, I stupidly tor it off cause this stuff was too damn stuck together when I got it. Bag Appeal (9/10) Beautiful structure with the typical, “breath,” colours. Nice and caked w/ trichs Smell (9/10) Opening the bag I was caught with a gag and cough before even smoking. Stuff smells seriously good! Stinky breathy sweet goodness. Taste (7/10) Does have a good kind of liquorice back note to it I find and I’m not normally one for that taste but I do I enjoy it in this. Smooth on the inhale, little harsh on the ex. Potency (8/10) Some good weed for sure. One bong load and feeling good in the morning, little more sativa leaning I found then the Mendo Breath I’ve got as well rn (not same MoM). Overall - first time dealing with CGVIP but half oz came to $90 and added some shatter and edibles to get $200 free shipping. Came Friday so I was psyched, ordered Tuesday night (? I’d have to check) that week. Would order again.

May 26, 2020

Strawberry Banana Shatter by Peace Love Chill from Clean Green VIP May 11th 2020

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[ ] Strawberry Banana Shatter by Peace Love Chill $40/gram This stuff came packaged very nicely in a box, then a plastic memory card holder looking case, and then in plastic wrap, very nice. The smell is of sweet fresh strawberries and is very strong. The taste, oh my god the taste. This stuff is super terpy and tastes just like a strawberry banana smoothie. The strawberry is more pronounced but you can definitely taste the banana as well. As for the high, it's a nice mellow and peaceful stone that has relaxing body qualities that work great for pain. It also gives me a nice dazed and confused type head high as well as feeling lethargic and lazy. This one is more about the terps, just wild how flavorful it is. Quality 7.5/10 Value 8.5/10 More pics here https://www.instagram.com/p/CAf83usBdPK/?igshid=1fnw6a8qlusz8

May 22, 2020

Sophie's Breath from Clean Green VIP May 11th 2020

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[ ] Sophie's Breath $160/OZ Bag appeal = these nugs are quite dense and of perfect humidity, not dry but not too fresh, just right! They are beautiful looking buds with massive bag appeal. Mostly a nice light shade of green with some darker green, purple, blue, and black spattered throughout. Buried beneath the thick layer of milky white trichomes are also some nice orange pistils trying to bust through that highlight the colors very well. These buds really are very nice to look at, but handling them leaves your fingers covered in trichomes. These things are just covered in dust trichomes. Smell/Taste/Burn = this stuff just smells of pure Breath strain straight out of the bag. I can never describe that taste or smell, but it's very unique and if you've tried any Breath strains then you know what I mean. It has some hints of garlic that remind me alot of a GMO. The taste is a sweet berry mixed with that breath taste on inhale and has a very sharp earthy exhale. Dry puffs off of a splif taste like heavy garlic. Joints rolled in raw papers burn great with real smooth smoke and leave behind an ash that is a darker grey on the outside but is very white in the middle. I've tested it multiple times with the same result with spliffs and in a bong and am not 100% sure why it burns that way but it's a shame as this flower is so beautiful. High = this one hits quick with some nice heady effects that left me feeling very happy, with bouts of euphoria and ultimately just at peace. I often found myself drifting off into a daze with some feelings of ligh headedness along with the extreme euphoria. It's not too long before a nice relaxing body high kicks in that crushes pain in no time and eventually leaves you couchlocked and turns sleepy all the while feeling extremely happy. I know most sites list this strain as sativa dom but this one has it listed as an indica dom strain and I would have to agree with the indica leaning high. Leaves me with glossy eyes, dry mouth, and crazy munchies. This is a great time, too bad about the dark ash. Would have given it a 9 for quality if it had burned cleaner. I figure deduct a point for that, not sure if that's too harsh or not, any feedback on that would be great. Overall = Quality 8/10 Value 9/10 More pics of this gorgeous flower here https://www.instagram.com/p/CAXwtw4hXi5/?igshid=zt4pwixfxrr4

May 19, 2020

Super Lemon Haze from Clean Green VIP May 11th 2020

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[ ] Super Lemon Haze $140/OZ Lineage: Lemon Skunk x Super Silver Haze Bag appeal = super dense chunky buds are beautifully hand trimmed and cured to perfection as well as super sticky. Olive green in color with orange and pinkish colored pistils and a nice coating of sticky resinous trichomes. This is easily quad bag appeal imo Smell/Taste/Burn = the smell upon opening the bag is insanely strong lemony pine and diesel. Super terpy! The taste was surprisingly sweet and almost like a lemon candy at times and then sometimes more of a pungent taste and that piney taste comes forth. Very nice. Joints rolled in raw papers burn perfectly and to a clean white ash while being very smooth on the lungs. High = this is a staple sativa and a favorite of mine and this batch is a thing of beauty, got that pure sativa high that starts with a nice focused head high and leads to boosts of energy and pure euphoria. This is a must have if your a sativa lover like me. It checks all the boxes and more. And for the price tag this one is a must! Super clean high with no crash. My favorite out of the 4 strains I tried from them. If it's still available I suggest you give it a try for yourself. Overall = Quality 8.5/10 Value 10/10 More pics https://www.instagram.com/p/CAI7Z3gBLrO/?igshid=1ujg9ys2uwur9

May 18, 2020