Funky Charms (@enigma.extracts)

Genetics : Rainbow Chip x Grease Monkey

Bred by : @exoticgenetix_mike

Sourced by : @ezweed.official

A magically delicious cross between Rainbow Chip & Grease Monkey, this Funky Charms by Exotic Genetix arrived on the dense, ...sticky side while retaining a squishy, spongy texture. Great cure. Mainly light green in colour with hints of dark green through it's foliage, followed by a layer of colorful orange hairs and long stalks topped with milky trichome heads.

The aromas on this Funky Charms are the type that are a little dormant until broken up, smelling slightly creamy and dank before unleashing notes of funky fuel and mint from it's Mint Chocolate Chip ancestry. Also a subtle dash of citrus in the mix. It's flavours are similar but without the creaminess, providing more of a gassy, spicy smoke with a lingering herbal funkiness and a touch of citrus. I wouldn't say it's harsh but the smoke can be a little acrid and expansive. Joints burn with an average sized oil ring whilst leaving behind a salt n pepper ash.

My favourite part about this strain had to be it's potent hybrid high. Very much in the head at first with powerful, spaced out cerebral effects, bringing on that very peculiar headband feeling with a tightness around the skull. It eventually transcends to the body in the form of a lazy, couch locking body buzz. I didn't want to pass out but doing anything strenuous seemed way out of the realm of possibility. Also found it to be quite the 'giggly, silly' type buzz, something I don't seem to come across often and it definitely made for a fun and enjoyable experience.
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Genetics : Cactus x Mendo Breath F2

Bred by : Thug Pug

Sourced by : @ezweed.official

It's been quite a while since I've last had Cactus Breath. One of those strains that I'll always have a love for as it's the very first exotic that I tried, launching... me into the world of unique and delicious terpenes. This particular cut is very different looking than I'm accustomed too but it's just as beautiful. Terrifically cured nugs with an ideal density and stickiness to them, followed by a close trim that leaves behind a small amount of foliage. A colourful clash of greens and purples blend together in tremendous fashion, further complimented by a vast layer of long stalked trichomes and bright orange hairs.

The profile on this Cactus Breath took me by surprise as well as it smells unlike any Cactus Breath I've ever had. I'm no expert on the strain however, only having it 3 or 4 times but it's quite a peculiar profile from my experience. This one actually reminded me of a MAC at times just not as full bodied. Notes of lemon and oranges with a little herbal spice to follow. It's sweet too in a candy like way. It's flavours are very much the same, only with an added creaminess, making for a very smooth smoke, especially in a joint where it burned to a clean white ash with a hefty oil ring.

Medium potency in effects, offering a very laid back, balanced buzz that seems suitable for any time of the day. It's very relaxing but not in an overpowering way, just super calming and subdued, perfectly going with it's focused cerebral stone. Found it great for kicking back while still being able to remain productive and creative.

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Some proper gas right here, if you know you know. Tight dense nugs, burns clean, and has a super dank earthy sweet kush aroma. Provides a layered potent indica high with a heavy burnout ideal for sleep.

Quality: 9.4, Value: 9.5

Gorgeous colors on this bud, exudes a pungent yet pleasant rotten fruit aroma, not as grapey as i thought but still loud and unique.

Quality: 9/10, Value: 9.4

Some proper gas, heard a lot about this strain especially in regards to its potency and im glad to say it delivered. Really nice sticky fresh buds with firey red pistils and a sweet earthy gas armoa. High was uplifting and functional for gaming or watching something but the burnout is heavy and idea...l for sleep.

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