FarmHard

Farmhard Dec 2020

Keyll

MOM Name: Farmhard Overall rating out of 10: 9/10 Sign Up: No signup. Email. Ordering & Pricing: No ‘ordering’. Just email. Pricing is par for the quality. Mids, so it’s not the cheapest ditchweed pricing and it’s not the highest super flawless beloved hand trimmed enormous designer nug pricing either. Communication: 100% five star perfect communication. I don’t actually think it’s possible to be better at it than Angela from Farmhard. Packaging: Looks like regular mail and it smells like it too. Very mild stealth. Products: I ordered 14 grams of Durban Poison, 7 of OG, and 7 of Blueberry. Farmhard usually sends a sample. A Farmhard sample will usually be more than one nugget, ranging between 2-3 grams. Angela sent me samples of Texada, Cali OG, and everything was overweight. Incentive for Customers: Not only does Farmhard offer cannabis, but throughout the year, they offer other medical products such as teas and spices, and for a limited period they even offer clones plus instructional DVDs, so you could DIY. Incentive for Review: I was already a customer, so this wasn’t incentivized. That did not stop Angela from sending me some extra weed due to a very minor hiccup in the ordering process... really, I'm not sure they need any excuse to throw in a gift, I've never received an order from them without a bonus. Notes: After weighing it all up, I received around 8-9 extra grams. While I would say this is Atypical for them generosity is par for the course with Farmhard, so if organic is your style and you’re okay without a storefront, rewards card, points, 50 options, and a partridge in a weed plant, then Farmhard is a good choice. I personally choose to order from them when I also want one of their other medicinal products. This time I ordered a large amount of Guayusa, a mildly caffeinated tea leaf which can easily be dropped into any hot beverage to give it an extra kick or brewed alone for a traditional South American social drink. It doesn’t give me the same crash that coffee provides, an interesting and legal stimulant with no real negative properties unless you dislike looseleaf tea, in which case, well, I don’t know what I can do for you. Individual strains: Durban Poison: 7.5/10 Known best for its noxious taste, this famous sativa is enjoyable with Farmhard’s organic standards bringing its foul taste to a sweet chemical sort of flavor that is much more tolerable than an ‘enhanced’ version. A sustaining high. Highly recommended for a wake and bake. Nuggets range on the smaller size. Blueberry: 8/10 Flavorful in a berry manner, this is my favorite solely on flavor. Unlike the Durban it is best enjoyed at night due to a prominent relaxing effect. I like it a lot, and it was my favorite of the batch. OG: 7.5/10 Unremarkable earthy citrus nose with poorly trimmed, thin nuggets. Not a showstopper by any stretch of the imagination. So it surprises me that it vaporizes with a taste of pepper, quite potent and flavorful. Very good. I grew quite attached to it over my period of using it. I know it’s just OG but it’s decent mids. It was a good ‘any time’ weed, really it didn’t matter if I grabbed it before bed or at the start of my workday. Relaxing and easy to fit in. Cali OG: 6/10 Unremarkable nose that’s slightly peppery. Faint floral notes. Inoffensive vapor that reminds me of the floral Violator strain. Thin nuggets as well. Similar but not quite as good as the standard OG. I wouldn’t pass it up in a joint from a friend but I wouldn’t go out of my way to buy it if others were in stock. Texada Timewarp: 8.5/10 By far the strongest of the batch, best used in a vaporizer and allowed to ‘preheat’ to really get the resin moving, a highly potent sativa with a strong tuti-fruity scent and in the vaporizer, had a gassy and bright flavor profile. I can work for hours with this. Wake and Bake strictly only or you will regret it! This is not a relaxing strain by any stretch of the imagination, once you work its power up in your blood you will probably warp through time to Texas. This is only a sample but if I buy again this is the strain I would probably pick, and then either the OG or Blueberry. It’s a very clear minded high, uplifting and powerful. Overall: I order from Farmhard when I want one of their alternative healing products besides marijuana, however, I do enjoy it when I order and always get far more than I actually paid for as they are wonderfully generous. I'd be inclined to re-order on most of these, except the Cali which just didn't speak to me. The Texada was great for the price (free, lol, it was a sample, but even as it is it's a low price!) Very honest and genuine sellers, you won't get an experience like this from everyone. It's simple and wholehearted, without the frills of bigger shopfronts.

Dec 28, 2020

Farmhard Texada Timewarp and Mango Kush

Keyll

MOM Name: Farmhard Overall rating out of 10: 10/10 MoM. Sign Up: Email only Ordering & Pricing: The human I interacted with was a wonderful champ, blows most customer service out of the water. Pricing is on the low side, appropriate for their product quality (I'd consider what I received mids) with an acceptable free shipping option at $200. You email them to order. Easy as sending an email. Communication: Great. A+++ people. Packaging: The usual affair on the outside (generic bubble mailer, not a box), gift wrapped interior (nice potential bit of stealth). Package arrived in 2 days to Manitoba from a location in BC. Products / Photos: http://feedthemultiverse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/farmhardreview.jpg Incentive for Customers: Weed and other medicinal herbs which are not available on other sites. My interest was the soursop leaves and a product I'm not reviewing on here at this time. The MJ was an afterthought to be honest, I just wanted the obscure herb. Incentive for Review: No. But they did send me a sample which may have been encouragement to review. Notes: Organic marijuana, guaranteed. Strain Name: Texada Timewarp Strain Fidelity: Never had it before. Size of buds: Small-medium. Largest nug was 2 grams, photographed above. Bag Appeal: Relatively low bag appeal, this isn't outstanding visually. Cure & Humidity: Perfect for a smoker. Not too dry or crisp, not too damp, Smell Intensity: Low. The smell doesn't have a classic skunky aroma and is fairly discrete grass. Harshness vs Smoothness: It takes a while to build up in the vaporizer, after which the vapor is fairly smooth. In the bong, the smoke is some of the smoothest I've ever experienced, a likely side effect of being organic and well cured. Taste Intensity: I'm glad the taste intensity is low because I don't really enjoy its flavor. Taste Complexity: It tastes like grass. There's nothing remarkable about the taste. It's organic mids, so there's no cheap tricks to boost up the flavor profile, overall fairly gentle flavorwise. Buzz Intensity: Once you build it up, it's a solid sativa high with a mouth drying effect that is a bit annoying, and intense focus that's a bit hard to direct. Due to its lower potency it's easy to keep it below an impaired level, and it takes a solid few bowls for me to start feeling like I'm TOO high, which has happened, I did underestimate it a couple of times. The key is to remember that it's resinous and needs the heat on the bud for a while before it really begins to produce in the vaporizer to get a real buzz off it. Price: $130 for an oz. Value: Superior to most $100 ounces I've had. At under $5 a gram, with ash that smokes down to white, smokers should be thrilled with the quality cost ratio. I primarily vaporize and this isn't a top vaping strain in my opinion. 'A' Scale Rating: I would consider this AA. The trim is imperfect, the crystal density is low, the smell and taste is low. That said, for AA grade weed, the high is remarkable and the smoke quality is present, this was not a hackjob, I can tell it was lovingly grown. Strain Name: Mango Kush Strain Fidelity: Seems to be a decent example. Gassy kush notes and also fruity mango notes. Size of buds: Mid-sized and long. Bag Appeal: I find them attractive. Cure & Humidity: Much like the texada, they are well cured to not be crumbly, but also not be wet. Must be ground. Smell Intensity: More intense than the Texada, there is a floral/fruity scent that accompanies these nugs. Harshness vs Smoothness: A little harsh in the vape as it quickly builds to a high amount of vapor at the same temperature the Texada needs to sit at to get any vapor. In the bong it's silky smooth, I didn't cough at all and I am a weak lunged asthmatic. Taste Intensity: Little bit of mango taste in the smoke, I think. I am eating a mango right now so I think it's fair to say, it does not have the juicy fruit appeal of a real mango, but something about what it leaves behind on the tongue reminds me of what it feels like in my mouth after I've eaten a piece of mango. Appropriately named, anyway. Taste Complexity: Gassy and fruity, which is more complex than 'grassy'. Buzz Intensity: One little bowl in the bong has me feeling a bit behind the eyes/in the forehead. A bit of the headband effect. A full bowl in the vape can definitely get me high. Price: Same, $130 an ounce or buy any lesser gram amount for $7 a gram, I believe is their pricing scheme. I can't recall if there are greater bulk discounts. Probably if you ask. Their site is very simple and most if not all arrangements must be made via email. No system is automated. Value: Great value. 'A' Scale Rating: This has a better trim, better complexity in taste/smell, and a more enjoyable high. Texada is fairly priced but this one is great, I could see it being sold at $150 or $170 an ounce and people would still buy it. I wouldn't be upset if it were graded as AAA, though it's no top shelf. The other herbal products I purchased are excellent as well, but being as they're not marijuana I won't give extensive information. I did not weigh the soursop as I bought a ton of it. I did weigh the other product and it was at weight and a decent example of the product in question. If you want soursop leaf tea (it has anti-diabetes and anti-cancer effects among other things, it was the blood sugar leveling that interested me) I would recommend Farmhard as a source. On private inquiry you may discover they have other herbal products not listed on the site available for purchase as well. In a sea of similar MoM sites, Farmhard is a no-frills hub for organic medicine. If you're hoping for the greatest high they're not going to be your stop. They have no extracts or fun recreational accessories. If you wanted to also get turmeric or other assorted herbs for healing, they're an excellent choice. If you want confidence that your marijuana was grown organically with no additives, again, an excellent choice. I would order again, though likely only if I wanted one of their other products, as their perks to me are not their marijuana, which is all right, but their selection of other presumably completely legal herbal goods. I know turmeric is legal anyway... LOL... I can get that in the grocery store, but not in nuggets of freshly dried, only in powder form.

Feb 16, 2020

[FarmHard] Clones Assorted Unboxing

mcmaxx

https://preview.redd.it/6v3f78n9te831.jpg?width=960&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=e84c62502aa8b2028cf8f0fdd593c9e29c177da8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvN40tAyUbg 6 Assorted clones from FarmHard, arrived great and about 2 days delivery Threw them in fancy soil and they already look good

Jul 05, 2019

Assorted Clones | Farmhard | July 2019

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Just a simple unboxing of clones in the mail in case it interested anyone ​ Video Review [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvN40tAyUbg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvN40tAyUbg)

Jul 05, 2019

FarmHard 3: Farm HardER! AK-47 / Texada Timewarp Review + Freebies (Legit Purchase)

MirkaLane

https://i.imgur.com/m9jrpTv.jpg ----------- No Disclaimer - Legit Purchase (SHOCKING!) MOM Name FarmHard farmhard.ca Overall rating out of 10: 9 ----------- General Notes: After my review of the sample products I received from the fine folks at FarmHard, I figured I would be a fool to not pick up a cheap mixed oz. I decided to go with a half and half of AK and Texada, as I already had a lot of indica sitting around, and I wanted something that would facilitate the creative process (I write shitty music). I found both the AK and the Texada had an almost psychedelic quality to them--my hearing was enhanced, and that is exactly what I wanted. I wanted to show something slightly different with this review, so I combusted a couple bowls by open-flame to show the colour of the ash, as this seems to be highly important to some people. As can be seen in the pics, FarmHard's cannabis burns to extremely clean, white ash. **Please see my original reviews (links below) of FarmHard for more detailed information regarding ordering, pricing, packaging, communication, as they were all the same.** Original Review: Part I: https://canadianmom.co/forum/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=2871 Part II: https://canadianmom.co/forum/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=2877&p=15176#p15176 Products / Photos: AK-47: Sativa-Dominant Hybrid https://i.imgur.com/cbFumvL.jpg I was pleasantly surprised to see that I had some larger buds in this half ounce than I received in the sample package. Largest bud was a little over 1.5g, so not huge by any means, but much larger than the Texada by comparison. This round of AK had slightly more nose to it, still grassy, but there was more natural terpenes detectable in a larger batch, especially once I picked some stem out and stored it in a glass jar for a couple days. To my nose (which sucks), it came off a bit floral on-top of the grassy smell, which played quite nice to my senses. The AK is definitely the nicer looking of the two strains--it has much more bag appeal, slightly lighter green, etc. Lots and lots of nice milky trichomeys; and the buzz is as I described it in earlier reviews--a long lasting stone that takes a while to creep up to maximum. I dig this strain, and I dig healthy organic weed. I’m going to stick with my original assessment. My Rating: 4/5 Texada Timewarp: Sativa-Dominant Hybrid https://i.imgur.com/iB3SZwi.jpg I wasn’t sure what I’d get as far as bud size with the Texada--I half figured by the samples that it would be quite small and dense, and I was dead on with that assessment. Not a single bud over 1g in this half ounce, and the Texada has that goofball, elongated bud structure I talked about in my initial review. The lack of bag appeal may be disappointing for some, however, when you take into account how it grinds up, the potency, and the price, I could really care less if buds are a little smaller than in my wildest dreams. Bud size is primarily aesthetics and I ain’t about it--function over form, all day long. Again, because of the larger portion, I could detect more natural terpene profile above the grassy smell, moreso even than with the AK. The aroma of the texada is rather spicy and peppery to my nose. This texada was exactly the same as the samples I had received, it had the same great cure, and the same potency. I can see why they call this stuff timewarp, because I feel like I am spacing right out of this dimension. I started a modest bowl at the beginning of a 90 minute movie, and I still wasn’t done it by the end--the buzz just seems to last forever, and with very little burnout, as some others have mentioned. I like this bud, and I’m sticking to my original grading. My Rating: 4.2/5 Blonde’sih Kief Sample (2.5g!): https://i.imgur.com/nInUZid.jpg Who doesn’t love a bit of kief in a joint or on a bowl of AA schwag to punch it up a notch? This here kief is perfect for that task. It isn’t the ultra-fine sifted blonde kief that you can buy from some places for exorbitant prices, but it is well sifted, potent kief that is great on its own, or especially great mixed with other items. Homemade moonrocks is my next project, and this shall be their topping. My Rating: 4/5 Samples of OG Mango Kush and Violator Kush; (See Former Reviews for Pictures): I am a fan of both of these strains from FarmHard as well, so I was very happy to see they tossed in some extra samples. I’ll probably use this to introduce some friends to organic cannabis over the holidays. These samples are the same weed I reviewed in my original post, so feel free to read that for more detailed information on these strains. Incentive for Customers: I got a 20% affiliate discount for bringing them some business with my review. Incentive for Review: Nadda. Notes: I like dealing with FarmHard, they’re great people and this is great medicine for me, at a very reasonable cost.

Dec 03, 2018

Farmhard / AK-47 / Texada Timewarp

Bassdrop30

MOM NameFarmhard Overall rating out of 10:9 Sign Up:None, orders are done by email Ordering & Pricing:Email orders, menu is simple, prices competitive. What I love is that all of their sizing is mix and match. Communication: ordered on a Saturday night, email was answered within less than an hour Packaging:Very basic. Old-school ziplocks, vacuum bagged, wrapped with gift-wrapping paper. Effective, but not eye-pleasing. Strains are tagged with name and weight. Products / Photos:I chose Texada Timewarp, AK-47, and blueberry. Like previous reviews state, yes, it has a distinct grassy hay smell. Not bad, just there. Smells and feels like plant. Taste is very grassy as well. The high on both of my strains was great. Not punch in the face after 2 puffs kinda high, more like a large cruise ship taking it's time to get to crusing speed, and then staying there to cross the Atlantic. A lot longer high than I'm used to. The Timewarp was very cerebral and almost hallucinogenic im it's euphoria. Can't comment on the Blueberry since I didnt taste it. All in all, both strains are excellent, even if bag appeal isnt the best. Both burn nice and clean and provide a very pure high with almost no burnout. http://imgur.com/gallery/WjQXnll Incentive for Customers:None that I know of. I ordered during their black friday sale, so the oz cost 112 including shipping. I got some kief as a sample, havent tried it yet, but looks and smells excellent. Incentive for Review:None at all. Notes:They also sell clones and kief. Take a look at their website for pics of their setup.

Dec 02, 2018

Organic Buds from FarmHard.ca (6 Strain & Extract Review) PART DEUX: Rockstar, Texada Timewarp, Violator Kush, and Oil!

MirkaLane

https://i.imgur.com/ptsq6vD.jpg Link to Part I of this Review: https://canadianmom.co/forum/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=2871 Disclaimer: MOM Name: FarmHard farmhard.ca Overall rating out of 10: 9.5 https://i.imgur.com/pkWdg07.jpg **ATTENTION** Please see part one of this review for information on FarmHard's organic process, as well as information pertaining to ordering & pricing, communication, packaging, and some general thoughts regarding this MOM and organic cannabis. Rockstar: Indica-Dominant Hybrid https://i.imgur.com/c0wo8Ui.jpg I must confess some bias here, I LOVE the Rockstar strain, I find it ultimately relaxing, and I would snort it even if it were A-. This particular Rockstar, to my nose, has a pleasant mild-flowery overtone to it when busted up in the grinder. The vapour is again, super smooth with a mild-floral taste, and it just pours out of the vape in big billows; clouds ya'll! The anti-anxiety and relaxing effects of the Rockstar strain hit fairly quickly, and I felt a nice warm calm come over me. Rockstar is not the most potent or intense stone, it isn't meant to be, but it is great at what it is meant for--anxiety and depression. Buds are slightly narrow and elongated, but dense, tacky, and fresh as all get out. Duration on bowls were approx. 7-8 sessioning in Solo II, and the effects were long lasting. My Rating: 3.8/5 Texada Timewarp: Sativa-Dominant Hybrid https://i.imgur.com/XfrKUoo.jpg I love looking at this bud, it is so classically cannabisy looking, with dark and light greens playing off one another throughout. Buds are elongated and a fair size, larger than popcorn, and very dense. Definitely an energetic stone--I could feel the effects off of the second exhale and felt renewed energy almost instantly, kind of like a shot of espresso. Daytime use would be no problem with this strain, and I daresay it might even be beneficial for some looking for that extra spring in their step. Might make for a great 'attitude adjustment' on those cranky ass days. I confess to not have the best sense of smell around, but I got a bit of a spicy note in the aroma when busted up, and the vape taste followed suit. The vapour was extremely smooth, I don't think I even hiccuped, even at 220C! Duration was good, probably 7 mins sessioning in the Solo II per 0.2g bowl. Effects here again were long lasting. I'm not sure if it is something about the organic process they employ, but FarmHard's cannabis has a longer duration of effects than a lot of weed I have ingested lately, and I am thoroughly impressed! I got a lot out of this strain, it is a killer sativa and the effects are exactly what I'd be after for an afternoon of creativity. My Rating: 4.2/5 Violator Kush: Indica https://i.imgur.com/rKb5cz9.jpg Violator is one of those strains for which my brain is unable to conjure an appropriate proxy for what, exactly, it smells like... For now I'll go with, odd. This organic violator is a bit of an exception as the smell is fairly muted, but it is there, if you grind it up and shove your nose in it. The buds of FarmHard's violator are smallish, elongated, very dense and quite tacky. I am not a fan of the taste of the violator strain, I find it tastes quite musty, and it takes a few good puffs on the vape before it dissipates. The vapour is extremely dense and fairly smooth (wee bit harsher than the other strains) despite my dislike for the taste. The strong indica effects come on fast, just a couple exhales and I was melting into my chair amidst a strong body buzz that turned my arms into limp noodles. FarmHard's violator boasts potent, therapeutic effects, which lasted long after the bowl was extinguished, and was an excellent choice with which to end the night. Indica lovers can't go wrong with either kush strain from FarmHard, but the violator may be slightly more potent. Vape duration was like the Terry Fox run with this one, kept on going! My Rating: 4.2/5 High Potency Organic Cannabis Oil (Ethyl Extraction): https://i.imgur.com/tydHKAZ.jpg Not a huge fan of the taste, and the aftertaste lingers a long time, but the effects are dramatic. This is highly potent oil, a dab the size of a grain of rice knocked me out for 8 hours solid, and I'm a 220lb guy. I will be using this regularly for sleep, it's a powerhouse! $20 a gram is a very solid price for this oil. My Rating: 5/5... (I don't expect it to taste good) My Thoughts In General: Having come to the completion of this review, and having sampled all of FarmHard's products, I am genuinely thrilled that I made the choice to try organic cannabis (I am already ordering more). My lungs felt clearer and less congested after vaping organic cannabis, and I am certain there must be health benefits. Unlike organic food, FarmHard's cannabis is actually priced below a lot of its competition in the non-organic space, and in this way, I think FarmHard is an absolute no-brainer. I would easily rate all of FarmHard's cannabis as AAA (+ or -). Give organic cannabis a try, your lungs and body will thank you! Brief Postscript: I was told by the proprieters of FarmHard that they are setting up to press organic rosin, and it should be available within a few weeks! ! :D :D As always, friends, thanks for reading and watch for more MirkaLane reviews in the near future! :D MkLn.

Nov 24, 2018

I'm In Love With The Shape Of You!: Sexy, Potent, Organic Buds from FarmHard.ca (6 Strain & Extract Review) PART 1

MirkaLane

https://i.imgur.com/qaYPSfB.jpg Disclaimer: MOM Name: FarmHard farmhard.ca Overall rating out of 10: 9.5 https://i.imgur.com/ZDHrlLa.jpg Sign Up: The fine folks at FarmHard prefer to cultivate a relationship with each customer they acquire, and as such, FarmHard does not use the typical web-based signup and order platform that is common amongst most MOMs. As their minimalistic website states, FarmHard prefers that you email them directly to make an order. Personally, I am a fan of this ethic. I always email MOMs before placing an order because it is nice to know who you are dealing with, and it is refreshing to be regarded as more than simply an order number. Ordering & Pricing: Since I did not place a legitimate order, I cannot comment on ordering specifically. Although, if it goes as smoothly as my interactions with FarmHard by email, then ordering will be a cinch. At the quality I am estimating with this cannabis (AAA + or -), I'd say these prices are very good! With Black Friday sales on right now, you can get $100ozs, and $380QPs, with free kief samples! That is nothing to scoff at, people! Communication: Communication is just fantastic. I interacted with one of the proprietors and she is not only a sweet, personable human, but she is a complete wealth of knowledge. I picked her brain with a number of queries pertaining to their organic process, and she was quick, detailed and friendly in her responses. Overall, I feel better treated already with FarmHard than I have with a number of MOMs in the past--who have simply taken my order, sent me an automatically-generated 'order completion' email, then wrote me off. Packaging: As with most procedures, FarmHard prefers to do things slightly differently than other MOMs. Instead of a heap of mylar bags (bound for the trash), FarmHard packages their cannabis in standard ziplock bags, which helps to reduce all the waste packaging that is typical with MOMs nowadays. The .5 they lost off of my overall rating comes simply as a lack of moisture control. Granted, mine were samples, so they may not have felt the need to add moisture control for samples, and they may do it for larger orders (don't know), but the lack of any moisture control would be a concern for somebody ordering a package cross-country during the postal strike. Other than that one minor gripe, the packaging is on point with the eco-friendly agenda. Products / Photos: General Notes: Let's talk organic turkey! FarmHard's largest selling point is that they are wholely organic cannabis proprietors (not only cannabis, they also grow garlic and other things, but I am not reviewing bad breath here), and that they do not use non-natural pesticides, grow chemicals or nutrients. As stated in my review of West Coast Cannabis, many consumers may not realize, but the chemicals and nutrients that many growers choose to use on their cannabis, are specifically and intentionally designed to artificially enhance the aroma and taste of the bud. They will be excessively sugary, resulting in a much higher sweetness ratio than is naturally occurring in marijuana. While some people may find these artificial enhancements appealing, one should consider why they are being used in the first place, because they are certainly not needed in order to grow high quality cannabis. I have to question the sweetening of things to make them more appealing; makes me think of menthol cigarettes. To put this in perspective, I look at these ultra sweet smelling strains (that put off a scent of candy and icecream), like the McDonald's of cannabis, where the flavours have been so artificially enhanced that they don't taste like weed anymore. On the flip-side of the coin, you have FarmHard's cannabis, which would be more like the hipster, organic, vegan joint, where everybody bags on GMO weed. In terms of literal process, FarmHard utilizes an indoor greenhouse grow space, and sprays the plants with an organic raw (not roasted) sesame oil spray, that is made in house. The plants themselves are grown in complex living soil system that is cultivated using a number of organic grow foods, elements/minerals, and faunal turbative processes; e.g. fossilized carbon complex, fossilized phosphate, diamotacious earth, dolomite lime, manure tea, worm castings and compost. The result is high potency, high quality cannabis that smells like, well, WEED! Marijuana should have a naturally organic, plant-like smell, not quite the 'hay or grass' that people sometimes describe, but certainly organic smelling. There are discernible 'notes' (terpenes) of other aromas and flavours to it--the mango kush certainly smells of mango--but they all share that plant-like aroma and taste that cannabis should exhibit when it hasn't been pumped full of sugars and artificiality. The trim job on each strain was absolutely immaculate! Lovers of big bulbous buds might not be huge fans of FarmHard's unorthodox, 'elognated' bud structure, but don't let the shape fool you. Lastly, the freshness and cure of each strain was absolutely spot on--no dryness nor excess moisture, perfect! AK-47: Sativa-Dominant Hybrid https://i.imgur.com/0e4mATW.jpg I had such a laugh at myself smoking this strain. I did a wake and bake with it, thinking, okay nice, should be a good clear headed stone to start the day! WRONGO! I found myself daydreaming of far away lands instead of getting life done. Caught me off guard! As mentioned above, the smell of all of FarmHard's cannabis products share a similar note, and that is of organic plant matter. Overall, I find this smell appealing, though I believe it is the smell that many growers are trying to mask, so I may be a rare case--I can't help but feel that it is healthier and safer for human consumption. The buds were a good size, larger than popcorn and had a great amount of trichomey happiness sprinkled all over. As with all the FarmHard strains, the bud density was quite high. Each bud had a great tackiness and freshness--just an excellent cure. The high is very euphoric and daydreamy, not overly sedative, but certainly will have you not performing at your highest capacity. I found it great for wake and bake, but maybe on a day when I had less to do. The vapour was very smooth (a trait I found common to all of FarmHard's organic cannabis), and it lasted a good 7-8 mins sessioning in the Solo II. The effects were extremely long lasting, I was high for well over an hour from 0.2g, and that's unusual for me. My Rating: 4/5 Blueberry: Indica https://i.imgur.com/g5laJH7.jpg A slightly mild feeling indica, I actually found the effects of the Blueberry very focused and cerebral, more like a sativa, and it gave me that sensation of wearing a headband at the front of my skull, fun! It is a bit of a creeper, as it took about 5-10 mins to feel the full effects. The smell of the blueberry is the same as other FarmHard products, sort of a mild-organic smell, but the blueberry notes are definitely there to be noticed once busted up. I'd say this is a fantastic daytime indica, no heavy body stone that makes you trip over the dog. Not a duration champ in the vape, only a single 5 min session in the Solo II, but the high was surprisingly long lasting for how short the bowl lasted. Like the AK-47, I found myself feeling the effects for probably close to an hour off of 0.2g. The buds themselves were coated in milky trichomes, were popcorn or slightly larger in size, and were high density. Overall, really enjoyed the blueberry! My Rating: 3.8/5 OG Mango Kush: Indica-Dominant Hybrid https://i.imgur.com/zyTM97Q.jpg Here's where the natural terpenes really come out with FarmHard's bud! Even without busting you can smell the mango coming off of this bud straight away, and it only strengthens when broken up. I liked the flavour of this strain best of the six that I tried from FarmHard, but I half expected that by the name alone--not that I am partial to mango, but it is a nice flavour. Buds are frosty and extremely dense, with that same characteristic elongated bud structure. Vapour was quite dense and extremely smooth, even at the highest temperatures. The effects of the OG Mango are potent to say the least; strong body buzz, great pain-killer, heavy/drowsy stone. This bud is great for nighttime use and sleep, chillin', watching movies, etc. Duration in the Solo II was quite long, pushing 10 mins. Effects are long lasting and very therapeutic. My Rating: 4/5 Kief Extract: https://i.imgur.com/mTGDGDR.jpg Here's your rocketship, buds! A sprinkle of this blonde kief on your bowls or in joints will have you wandering blind alleys, asking other people who you are. For those who make their own oil, this would make a great topping for homemade moon-rocks. It's not the most finely sifted kief I have ever had, you can see tiny bits of plant material in the photos, but it is absolutely high potency kief and would probably make excellent homemade hash. I put a bunch of it in a bowl with some ash, and proceeded to become paralyzed from the intense stone (mighta overdid it a bit ;)) . Good value, especially if you are able to work out a deal for a whack of it (I might have to). My Rating: 4/5 Incentive for Customers: Fantastic prices on AAA ozs and QPs! Occasional sales (currently having a Black Friday Sale). Discounts are available for referrals. Incentive for Review: I was provided this sample pack to review. Notes: Let's talk about what you get when you decide to order FarmHard organic cannabis. You get strains that all have a similar organic smell that may not be for everyone, however, each strain has it own natural terpenes, aromas, and flavours that come out very nicely when busted and vaped. You get buds that have a slightly unorthodox, 'elongated' bud structure, however, those buds are incredibly dense, immaculately trimmed, and packed with a potency that seems, to me, longer lasting than many other non-organic strains I have tried of late. You get some of the smoothest vapour production from cannabis that this guy has ever experienced. You get treated like a human and not an order number. And last but certainly not least, I feel like you might just be making a healthier decision in choosing organic cannabis. I would easily rate all of FarmHard's strains as hovering right around AAA give or take a + or -. The main difference I see: craft trips and quads are tasty (if not overly tasty) rocketships, that propell you to space and come crashing to Earth relatively quickly. FarmHard's organic cannabis strains are more like a commercial airliner, that take you to the upper atmosphere, and keep you there long enough to get to Australia (not literally, please don't PM asking why you didn't get high for 16 hours off of a single bowl). :D Continued In Part II: https://canadianmom.co/forum/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=2877&p=15176#p15176

Nov 23, 2018

Violator Kush (7g) - Farmhard - Nov. 2018

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It danked up the house pretty well. If you go in real close you can get a bit of hay/grass... But it's not of putting at all.

Nov 15, 2018

Texada Timewarp (14g) - Farmhard - November 2018

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yeah, i had a bit of a time tracking down info on it too. Haven't tried it yet, but looking forward to it. Doesn't seem like it's the most potent stuff, but my tolerance is pretty low, so I have a feeling it'll be perfect for me.

Nov 15, 2018