GorillaJane

Lindsay Og, Gorilla Jane, January 2023

/u/ComprehensiveOil8598

This $105 zip is awesome ! Very sticky, super gassy terps! Burns perfect and best of all the HIGH is STRONG! Thanks GJ

Jan 23, 2023

Mike Tyson - Gorilla Jane - Jan 2023

/u/Hennessey-eastcoast

Last up in the lineup I grabbed from gorilla Jane is none other then the Mike Tyson with all its hype lately. Appeal: 10/10 absolutely stunning MASSIVE nugs. Just such magnificent looking flower. Like this was perfect. Moisture level was perfect. Sticky yet snaps appart. Diamond looking frost on it. Purple hues. Beautiful green colouring. The trim was amazing. No machine looking trim. And the sheer size of these nugs. The nug pictured up top weighed in a 8.7g Nose: 9/10 all gas no breakes here. Straight pungent earthy DANK gas. And it is was LOUD. Just the very exact amazing nose you want from Mike Tyson. A smell so gassy you know your in for a treat. Burn/taste: 8/10 so I had mixed feelings. don't get me wrong this has a very strong gassy earthy taste. The taste translation was just not as strong as the nose if I'm being critical. Burn was grey/white with a stupid oily ring dripping. Where the taste runs out somewhat through the joint I took away points. But smokes really good. Thick indica smoke. Potency: 10/10 perfect for me. This is everything I want in my end of night indica. This was a high potency heavy hitting batch of tyson. Absolutely SLAPS. Not a creeper but finishing the joint I wasn't hit yet. Made my way to my couch and wow. Utter bliss. Super couch lock. Eyes droopy. Didn't even care about munchies or what I was watching. I was starring through my television. And when I decided to snack I must of starred into my fridge for 39 mins before realizing what I was doing. This for me was a HEAVY Mike Tyson batch. Overall: 9.5/10 Value : 8/10 it's 180 a zip I think so even at that tag. Value is 8. If this had a craft growers name attached you would see this for 220-260 easily IMO. And with the first time coupon you can get this for 130 a zip or 480 a QP which is 120 a zip. At that point the value was 11/10 lol. 130 a zip that may be biggest steal this year. I can't say enough great things about this Tyson batch.

Jan 21, 2023

??Mike Tyson??Jan/23 Sourced from Gorilla Jane

/u/ZZzipperRR

My personal top 5 strain. Must agree with previous reviews, this one was done properly. Classic earthy/musty kush smell. Moisture level/bag appeal/burn and potency are to my satisfaction, good value as well. Buds are various sizes from large to medium. My tolerance is trashed due to quads and concentrates in the stash, however a proper Tyson always bites my ear off. Salute to GJ with the promt shipping and updates, very discreet packaging.

Jan 20, 2023

Lindsay OG - Gorilla Jane - Jan 2023

/u/Hennessey-eastcoast

Next up from Gorilla Jane is a more budget friendly batch of Lindsay OG. Appeal: 7.5/10 this was definitely pretty but nothing over the top. I feel maybe IMO appeal is why they had this graded AAA+. But overrall a super sticky chunky nugged batch of Lindsay OG. Orange hairs reddish pistils almost. It had good sticky trichome coverage but little leaf on it. More then my liking. I could give this an 8. But il keep it. Nose: 8.5/10 this really encompasses what Lindsay OG should be. Nice deep earthy musky dank gas nose. Loud. It was gas. Not much else to say. Definitely had a lovely classic nose. Taste/burn: 8/10 honestly great burn. Clear white ash and stupid greasy oil ring as pictured (I don't always but this deserved it) taste translates great. Mainly earthy and gassy on the taste. Harsher smoke but burned great. Just a harsher smoke I found. Potency: 8/10 overall solid grab. Crept a little bit for me. Good relaxing heavier stone. Couchlock driven but not quite there for me but definitely end of day smoke. Euphoric relaxed mellow high. Still functional. Overall: 8/10 value: 10/10 this is 105 a zip I think. Before any discount. For what you get the value is 10/10 on this one. Great budget grab for a gas lover. The grading at AAA+ is accurate IMO. Some moms might put this at entry quad.

Jan 18, 2023

Frisian Dew - Gorilla Jane - Jan 2023

/u/Hennessey-eastcoast

Frisian Dew sourced by Gorilla Jane First time with this mom I been eyeing for a while. 2 more strains to come as well. Mike Tyson and Lindsay OG. Now onto this unique strain. Appeal: 9/10 this was such a beauty. Big HUGE conal shaped buds. 3.5-4g nugs. Such unique colours on this. Some forest green. Purple hues popping out and more so inside the bud. Orange ish hues as well. And completely iced out in trichomes. Absolutely coated. And I noticed this been onsite for a bit the moisture level was perfect. Not dry by any means. Nose: 8/10 this was unique profile. It was loud. But not like overly fill the room loud. But I think that's just because the nose was funky ish sweet peppery melons. Is how I can describe it. Funky and different but I liked it. Burn/taste : 8/10 the taste wasn't exactly like the nose. If it was just taste I would be putting 7 but it burned so perfect. Decent oil ring. And white little grey ash. Burned great. The taste was like mainly earthy peppery mellon Dew. Spicy taste. Unique one here. Potency: 8/10 so this is an even hybrid. It has a great mix of both sativa and indica. This hits me immediately with a euphoric cerebral rush. But not long after followed by and overly mellow slightly couch locked feeling. Great hybrid. Overall: 8.5/10 Value: 8/10 well priced. Especially if you add the first time coupon.

Jan 18, 2023

Mike Tyson, Gorilla Jane, January 2023

/u/ComprehensiveOil8598

Hello fellow stoners, The reviews are true! Gorilla Jane has the flower I need! Finally something that truly slaps, ultra gassy, exceptional cure and burn. Wish I could smoke with you !

Jan 16, 2023

3 In the Pink - Gorilla Jane - January

/u/Hassasin8

I got an oz of this just after the new year. My zip contained medium to large sized, dense, caked and very sticky buds. Buds arrived quite fresh with a slightly dank nose. It smelled like chemical gas, with pine and earthy undertones. Those terps came out a lot when it was broken up. When smoked it tasted gassy, sweet, earthy with a slight citrusy after taste. Pretty clean burning smoke, with mostly white ash. Definitely very well cured. I found this to be a perfect smoke for later in the day/evening. Very relaxing strain and can cause heavy sedation. Depends how much you smoke of it..lol. I will definitely order again!

Jan 13, 2023

Mike Tyson / Gorilla Jane / Jan 2023

/u/burglariess

This is my first review for the last year or so I've been purchasing legal and I started to notice there's select few brands who really offer that quality over and over. I've used MoM's in the past mainly for concentrates I've always been weary of ordering flower but This bud changed my opinion, First off the packaging was done neatly but as soon as I ripped that first bag I could smell the jet fuel smell right through the bag heavy gas. The first bud I saw was massive about a quarter, I took two bowls the first was okay I didn't fully light it but the taste was the same as the smell a gassy earth taste with that nice sour punch to it. The high is exactly what I look for when I've got nothing to do and I can just sit back soak up the family time and really unwind at the end of the day 100% will be reordering

Jan 12, 2023

Captains Pink - Gorilla Jane - Jan 2023

/u/suburbandopehead

Big chunky and sticky buds. Pretty deep greens, orange hairs and milky trichomes. Wicked strong pink gas smell. That kind of deep gassy funk that is almost intoxicating just smelling it. This is a really well done pink with some good clean depth to it. Gas, earthy spice, a little vanilla and a subtle deep berry sweetness that ties the terp profile together. Flavours last throughout the entire smoke. The smoke on this was smooth and the buds burned cleanly with a good oil ring. As you would expect from a good pink this just smacks you with that deep sedating and euphoric body buzz. A very nice long lasting high that has been a beautiful way to end my nights.

Jan 12, 2023

Frisian Dew - Gorilla Jane - Jan 2023

/u/suburbandopehead

That looks superb, I have grown quite a few Dutch passion frisian dew, none of which looked as good as that ??

Jan 10, 2023