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Cheetah Piss * Greenland Botanicals * June

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Strain - Cheetah Piss (Lemonnade x Gelato #42 x London Poundcake #97) by Major Quad Farms Visual/Texture - beautiful bag appeal on these smaller to medium sized spear shaped buds. Tightly compact density, bound by a stickiness, crisp outer shell, and fluffing up nicely out the grinder. Brighter neon green prevailing over top of the structures, being shared by emerald undertones, and darkened purple plum patches. Plenty of short fiery orange hairs throughout the nugs, which are generously caked up in a thick layer of frosted crystal trichomes Scent - flowing with a very unique terpene presence, drawing in immediate attention from the nose. Distributing bold emissions of sharp citrus herbs, sour lemon zest, while receiving notes of sweet creamy gas Smoke - the smoke tasting equally as pleasant to the smell, drawing in big hauls of flavor infused clouds. Deep inhales full of zesty  lemon herbs, gassy sour citrus, and a faint creamy earthiness. A continued sweetened profile follows the exhale of herbal lemon earthiness, leaving behind a prolonged sour citrus painted to the roof of the palate. Burning to a clean light grey ash, displaying a shiny oil ring early into the session High - Cheetah Piss is an evenly split hybrid (50/50) welcomed by an uplifting euphoria that completely sways the mood, as you feel the stress lift away. Creativity becomes elevated with a cerebral influx which allows focus to be totally dialed in. A decent day smoke that comes with a high manageable enough to keep productive, although a great evening blaze for socializing

Jun 12, 2022

Animal Face * Greenland Botanicals * June

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Strain - Animal Face (Face Off OG x Animal Mints) by Nala Pharms Visual/Texture - mostly made up of medium, along with a couple smaller sized pepper shaped buds. Semi dense springing back once squeezed, and a sticky freshness being maintained down to the core of each nug. An overtone captured by medium moss green shading, along with emerald undertones, and accented by dark purple patches. Rust colored copper pistils decently populating the surfaces, and covered by a thick layer of snow caked trichomes Scent - a built up blend of loud gassy terpenes surrounding this dank powered herb. Producing emissions of diesel fuel, accompanied by aromas of sweetened nutty pines, with a faint earthy presence Smoke - those strong scented fumes making a full return in the form of smoke. Intaking hoots full of diesel gas, sweet pines, and a nutty earthiness. Receiving a sweetened earthy pine on the exhale, with a nuttiness lingering behind. Burning cleanly causing a lighter greyish white ash, and greasing up nicely with a thick resin ring High - Animal Face surprisingly is a sativa dominantated hybrid (80/20) although the results don't exactly lean that direction. Quickly feeling the effects with an initial influx of uplifting energy, as the stess melts away filling your head with a cerebral euphoria. As the stone wears on, it eases into alot more of a relaxing status over both mind and body. Productivity existing initally but slowly fades away being replaced by a solid sense of relief.  Depending on the schedule this is probably better saved for roasting later in the day

Jun 12, 2022

Garlic Breath / Greenland Botanicals / Mid Feb 2022

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Garlic Breath= HogsBreath × Chemdog D BX2 Nice manicured dense buds. Nose is garlic and earth. An absolute must try if your a garlic terp fan. The bud is shimmering in milky trichomes. This is marked as a AAAA+. I would agree with that rating. The high is heavy and focused. Though I haven't found it too sedating. I wish I would have asked who the grower is because they have skills for sure. The burn is good with a proper ash. This and the Wedding Cake they have on site are both amazing flowers, grown/ cured to perfection. I would have reviewed the WC but I smoked it and effed up and deleted the pictures. Wedding cake was pure gas and a sedative high!!

Feb 21, 2022

Gary Payton X Greasy Runts / Nala Pharms / Greenland Botanicals / Mid Feb 2022

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Well this one is a brain tickler. Starting with the buds. Chunky, dense and coated. Smelling of candied fuel and ripe citrus. Mostly mediums with some large nugs aswell. The taste is of cookies citrus(very minor grapefruit but it's there) and a little gas in behind with pepper. This cross is all over the place while being smoked, I find it hard to pin point the exact flavors going on here. I haven't done back checks on this but ima say fairly balanced hybrid, heavier on the sativa side. I get a real good head high with some body, though it's almost like I am high in my face. Smoked amazingly well.. Ima fan of Nala but not so much this cross. (Weird cuz I enjoy Gary P by itself and G Runtz by itself but not together..lol) Still is a very enjoyable smoke. Had me laughing my ass off watching some comedy shows.

Feb 19, 2022

Greasy Runts / Nala Pharms / Greenland Botanicals / Mid Feb 2022

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Greasy Runtz by Nala Pharms. 1st time trying both Nala and Greenland Botanicals. Floored by how amazing the service is at Greenland Botanicals. The flower arrived with a perfect cure. Smelling of creamy gassy Gelato. The taste mimics the nose. I honestly could roll joints by foot and smoke it cuz the flavor is really really good. Although that would make for a devastating high. I find this to be top notch potency. Buds are medium to plump smalls and coated with creamy trichomes. Definitely going to continue to grab Nala when the opportunity arises. Greenland Botanicals is a must try service imo.

Feb 18, 2022

Greasy Runtz - Greenland Botanicals - January 2022

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Very nice bag appeal ?

Feb 05, 2022

Black Tuna - Greenland Botanicals - January 2022

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This example of black tuna has a very dense and sticky texture. The colours were a beautiful mix of darker earthy greens with subtle streaks of purple and coppery pistils that have nice thick clusters of sparkly trichomes. The cure on this was great with a pretty tight trim. The aroma from these buds were quite pungent. Strong diesel notes that are mixed with a subtle spice and rich earthy hints. Upon smoking I notice the aromas translating very well into the flavour with an added subtle woody/spicy aftertaste. Very nice smoke on this strain. The high was great as the smoke on this strain. With a long lasting stone that started a little hazy and heady at first, but sinks its way down through the body leaving me in a calm and relaxed state. I found this was a great treat after a busy day. Note: Strain received for purpose of review.

Feb 03, 2022

Gorilla Glue #4 - Greenland Botanicals - January 2022

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Scent - smells like your classic Gorilla Glue. Some sweet floral notes with hints of sour funk Visual - super frosty all over. Mutli shades green with the trichomes just make it look so good. Tons of amber vibrant hairs. Smoke/burn - mostly white ash with some black specs. The smoke is a little heavy but it's still smooth overall and very enjoyable. All the flowers from this mom have been great tokes. Exhale - nice sweet floral with some funk. Effects - hits you pretty hard giving you with a lifted euphoric head high and slowly creeps down into your body giving you semi couch lock for the body. I felt very creative and was doing a bunch of photoshop for some other projects I have and it was a great time had a bunch of good ideas. Really enjoyable. It did end up getting me sleepy after like 4hrs but I just smoked more and kept on going so its not super sedating but when the effects wear off you do get groggy lol. Perfect for allday use

Feb 03, 2022

Greasy Runtz - Greenland Botanicals - January 2022

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Scent - super sweet with tons of citrus and candy has a bit of a sour funk undertones. Not as gassy as yhe Gary Payton X Greasy Runtz but almost same profile for the sweetness Visual - smaller buds. You can't really see all that much other then trichomes. The spots you can see are black hues with dark green and light green. Few amber hairs. Smoke/burn - burns white and is smooth and light. Exhale - the scent translated perfectly and the taste was sweet with citrus and candy with a sour funk undertones. Effects - a nice moderate effect not super heavy but it took away all body pain and it was an uplifting relaxed happy mood while giving you a nice buzz overall throughout mind and body. I'd highly suggest this one. This is perfect for all day use. This is such a relaxing strain to smoke. Felt at peace

Feb 03, 2022

Gary Payton X Greasy Runtz - Greenland Botanicals - January 2022

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Scent - super terpy. Tons of gas and sweet tons of citrus and candy notes. This smells incredible. Visual - gorgeous looking buds with deep black and purples with a few shaded of green. Completely decked out with trichromes it covers most of the bud. Few amber hairs. Smoke/burn - burns white and is light and smooth super enjoyable smoke. Exhale - gassy sweet exhale Effects - a heavy head high that hits you hard and fast. Hitting you in the back and making you feel very brain dead. Moderate body high giving you pain relief which is nice. Found stuff super funny while smoking this strain. Good for all dayuse for indcia for users.

Feb 03, 2022