Harmonized Hemp

$250 for 2 grams is too rich for my blood. Maybe one day

Me and the wife got a good laugh out of it when I opened it up. Went for a cheaper oz this time and the packaging made the decision even better.

First time trying Astro, pricy at 160 for the half but was looking for a treat. Bag appeal crazy some of the stickiest buds I’ve ever gotten, the half came all stuck together like the pic shows, nice smooth tasty smooth white ash I’m still in the middle of my first joint but already super relaxing calming effects, melting into chair. this and pink beard currently in my rotation makes me very lucky 2 of the best pinks I’ve ever had. 10/10

REVIEW HERE TL;DR I’m repurchasing, 10/10. Hawaiian Hammers: Wow. What a sativa. This stuff absolutely wrecked me, coming off a 4 or 5 day mini break I caught myself in a laughing fit within the first 20 minutes. Vaping this through my mighty gave off a very sweet floral flavour/aroma, almost like syrup and roses. This stuff was smooth, and vapes very slowly. It’s is a bit less sticky, which gave off a sh*tload of keef which of course adds more to the flavour (as well as the potency). Definitely a great daytime smoke, but there’s better in this haul. 9.5/10 BEACH WEDDING: I thought the Pink Tyson I grabbed last time was the best flower I’ve had in terms of potency. I WAS WRONG. This stuff is a hybrid, so I wasn’t expecting what it did. I caught myself doing the dumbest sht, I was absolutely wrecked after 2 bowls. This is another floral one, but it’s a bit dank as well. This stuff is by far the best flower I’ve had all year, it trumps all the past products I’ve reviewed and I’m already getting in touch for more. This was a staff recommendation from the manager of their IG account, and holy fck he wasn’t lying, absolutely perfect. No flaws, other than a chunkier result after grinding. 10/10. Grape Cream Cake: the flavour on this stuff is amazing, the potency is amazing, just as the beach wedding this bud had no flaws. Slow burn, heavy smoke, and this was the only indica I grabbed this time around to switch things up, it’s absolutely perfect for bedtime & tastes like sweet berries & pine, not very doughy but you can definitely get some vanilla. This stuff was by far the tastiest stuff I’ve got this haul. 10/10 as well, however the beach wedding is still taking the “cake”. This is my second time grabbing from these guys and I’m anything but disappointed. If you know what you’re looking at, and know what’s hot, you’ll never be disappointed. These guys are quickly flying to the top of my MOM list. Respect.

I appreciated your review until I noticed this was your first ever post, now I think you're shilling or actually work for HH

This stuff is incredible. Perfect burn and possibly the best gg4 terps I've ever tasted. Grabbed this one on a whim to try and I will definitely be grabbing more.

Don't know why I was expecting a fresh sour green apple profile, this is definitely a darker cinamon apple pastry, smells exactly like walking into a bakery. It's loud to the point where my whole house smells when I crack open my jar, and the notes are reflected in the taste, with an addition of some bitter citrus on the exhale. Effects are potent and sativa-leaning, offering good energy and euphoria upfront, leading into a calming relaxation that does not incapacitate. Great for late afternoon heading into the night or as a wake and bake for mornings where productivity isnt an objective.