OneTwoTreez

Lemon Sour Diesel - OneTwoTreez - May 2025

Rayumi

Scent - has a heavy lemon herbal citrus kush with spices and a bit of skunkiness to it. Has an amazing nose to it. Visual - love the structure on the bud. Nice dense longer buds with nice greens to it with faded orange hairs throughout the bud. Heavy amount of trichomes covering the bud and inside the bud as well. Smoke/burn - burns mostly black with some gray and white ash. Its a bit heavy but still overall smooth.. Exhale - a lemon herbal spice exhale with a bit of a burnt taste. It's good for bongs. Effects - a nice overall moderate cerebral high that doesn't instantly smack you but gives you a nice calming effects where it slowly builds up and can feel more of a high similar to a hybrid like a MAC. No sedation at all so can feel still focused through the day. Took away a good amount of aches and pains. This is perfect for afternoon and daytime use.

May 08, 2025

Pop Tarts - OneTwoTreez - May 2025

Stonerscotian

These gorgeous buds are just dripping in milky trichomes. Has deep purple/pink hues all throughout these meaty buds. The aroma has a subtle sweetness happening, blending fresh fruits like cherries, berries, and citrus with spicy floral and earthy/nutty notes. Pop Tarts has deliciously sweet taste. The taste is of a creamy subtle sugary reminiscent of a pastry, with notes of sweet strawberries and fruity citrus. Burns slow and even in joints. The smoke is ever so smooth and the ash is light grey. Pop Tarts is an indica dominant hybrid strain created by crossing Lemon Cake with SOGA. The high hit immediately. Resulting in a mild sedation with a warm fuzzy long lasting europhia. Quality - 8.9 Value - 9

May 03, 2025

Cookies N Cream * April

User

Strain - Cookies N Cream Visual/Texture - visually fantastic medium sized buds with defining plump grape shaped structures. A decent density behind these thick nugs being held to limited movement when squeezed, with a fresh sticky texturing throughout. Showing off a strong presence of rich royal green, accompanied by deep indigo accents, and bright lime undertones. A healthy distribution of thin amber hairs, and covered with a thick coat of sugar frosted trichomes Scent/Burn - being drawn in to quite the exotically scented profile. A strong presentation of sweet scented creamy coffee, shared with a nutty earthy essence. Inhaling flavors of sweet creamy coffee herbs, directly lined with a nutty earthiness. Released off to more of a nutty earthy herbal taste. Leaving behind a silver colored ash, while showing off a greasy resin build High/Effects - Cookies N Cream is a hybrid that's lightly indica swaying (60/40) with quick effective results. Embraced by a surge of uplifting euphoria that produces a mood heightened by positivity, and ceasing all lingering negative thoughts. An eventual calming sensation catches up, providing relief while progressively becoming more relaxing. This strain being closely balanced is a resilient smoke for use during any time of day

Apr 26, 2025

MAC Stomper - OneTwoTreez - April 2025

Rayumi

Scent - The terps are nice and loud with a nice amount of garlic and cookies and kushy menthol with an undertone of sweet candy grapes. Nice and dank smelling. Visual - super dense buds with a heavy amount of trichomes. Light greens and some darker greens. Faded out orange hairs throughout the buds. Smoke/burn - mostly gray with some white ash and some black ash as well. It's a bit heavy but still pretty smooth overall. Exhale - garlic kushy dank with a slighty grape undertone. Effects - a nice moderate deep rest effects. Almost the same effects as a normal Mac which is very middle of the lane keeps your awake but gives you a baked potato feeling where you can just laugh and be silly with a loose body this one just has a bit more of an intensity to the high. Not sedating but slightly couch lock and slightly more of a head high than a normal Mac. Took away most body aches and pains. This is perfect for an afternoon and nighttime use.

Apr 23, 2025

MAC Stomper smalls * April

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Strain - MAC Stomper (MAC x Grape Stomper) smalls Visual/Texture - cleanly trimmed small sized buds, having rounded spade shaped formations. Fairly compact density met by a strong resistance, with sticky fresh feeling interiors. Equally blended by shades of dark olive green paired together with bright neon undertones, while a lighter lavender shades highlighting the structures. A mane of light fiery orange hairs flowing over the nug, and completely coated in a healthy spread of frosted icy trichomes Scent/Burn - distributing forth some volumized tantalizing terpenes. Carrying sour citrus herbal overtones, accompanied by soft accents of sweet fruity berries. The smoke aligning with the nose, pulling in tokes of sour citrus herbs, followed by hints of sweetened berries. Released out to a sour citrus earthiness, with a continuing linger of sweet bery herbs. Creating a clean majority salted ash, and circled with a thick oily ring High/Effects - MAC Stomper is a hybrid commanded by an indica favoring (70/30) with the high sneaking up shortly after smoking. Delivering a heavy headed high, while instantly boosting your mood with an inrush of blissful positivity. Content feelings of elevation remain present through the entire span, while the body gradually becomes more relaxed as it absorbs the relieving benefits. A smooth flavorful strain proving resilient during all times of day

Apr 23, 2025

Galaxy Pink popcorn - OneTwoTreez - April 2025

Rayumi

Scent - has a nice pink kush smell to it. A sweet creamy pine earthy with a heavy kushiness to it. Super dank. The terps on it are super loud. Smells amazing Visual - Very small tiny buds. Multiple shades of green. Nice and fresh. Has nice bounce and squish to them. Heavy amount of trichomes on most of the buds with some with less. Smoke/burn - burns mostly white and gray ash with some black. It's very light and smooth. Exhale - a kushy pine dank exhale. Tastes amazing. Effects - a nice heavy knock out. It tastes like a pink kush but just a much heavier high attached to it. Almost instantly couch lock and sedation kicks in. You get heavy under the eyes and start to feel slowed down. Found a lot of things funny. Been watching early 2000s movies and been dying of laughter. Feels like an oldschool high where I can just relax. Felt loose overall. Took away some aches and pain but not much. I did end up falling asleep sitting up. This is perfect for afternoon and nighttime use.

Apr 17, 2025

Cactus Breath * January

Bos

Strain - Cactus Breath (Cactus x Mendo Breath) Visual/Texture - mixed between small to larger sized buds, spade shaped with stretching with elongsted formation. Tightly packed nugs causing a resistance that allows for minimal compression when pinched together. Shaded by bright neon greens, with medium jade hues, accented by deep patches of periwinkle. Each structure being over run by an infestation of flaming orange hairs, which are frosted in a thick layered milky blanket of trichomes Scent/Burn - a strain producing it's own unique distinct terpene enissions. Pumping out notes of sweet skunky herbs, along with an earthy sour citrus fragrance. Drawing in a sweetened skunky citrus taste, following a herbal earthiness. Exhaled out as a sour citrus earth flavoring with a prolonged lingering sweetness. equally light whitish grey ash, and an oil ring forming almost immediatly. High/Effects - Cactus Breath being evenly balanced as a perfectly parted hybrid (50/50) it's only a few puffs in before being approached by elevated levels of euphoria, followed up with a calming sensation, while experiencing notable alleviating pain relieving elements. The high eventually levels out, gearing towards a laid back carefree head full of haze. A strain that shows its best results smoked on any time from afternoon to evening

Feb 03, 2024

Guru Pink * January

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Strain - Guru Pink Visual/Texture - thick formed medium sized spear shaped nugs. Girthy buds having a fresh feeling semi firm density being met with minor resistance. Showing off medium olive colored shades, beside bright lime green hues, accented with dark indigo patches. A strengthened presentation of thin fire orange pistils, and draped by a layered spread of glistening shiny trichomes Scent/Burn - enticing emissions of loud terpene scented fuel. An aroma filled with vocalized floral skunky overtones, unifying with a sweet herbal citrus. Taking in sweet floral herbs, hinted with a cedar citrus flavoring. Exhales tasting of a sweet floral ceda, and a light herbal spice. Leaving behind a majority salted lighter grey ash with little peppering, while staining the paper with grease High/Effects - Guru Pink is a hybrid that's commanded by its indica effective (70/30). Experiencing an immediate influx of mood heightening euphoric bliss, with thoughts becoming clouded as the head is occupied by a foggy haze. Midway through the high, feelings of relaxation begin setting in, being prompted to a more mellowed status. A strain leaving little motivation, probably best for later day or evening time use

Jan 31, 2024

Apes In Space * January

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Strain - Apes In Space (Falcon 9 x Grease Monkey) (Batch #2) Visual/Texture - comprised of spade shaped popcorn sized buds. Squeezable density, cased by a crispy textured surrounding. The nugs real estate being occupied by a vibrant violet shading, accompanied by bright neon greens, and medium emerald colored hues. Showing off the occasional shorter lengthed fire orange hair, topped off with a thick frosted coat of shining sugary trichomes Scent/Burn - a subtle distribution of aromatics being immediately airborne. Scented of sweet herbal berries, with mild hints of dough. Smooth inhales flavored of sweet doughy herbs. Released off to more of a sour fruity herb flavoring, with hints of spice. Smoking down leaving a light greyish silver ash with mild peppering, and showing off a build of sticky resin High/Effects - Apes In Space is an exotic strain    having an indica swaying (70/30) opening with increasing motivational thoughts, and a euphoric influx dismissing any stress, and existing anxiety. The clear headed high allows for easy conversation, while feelings of deep warming relief are experienced through the body, resulting in a more laid back stone. This exotic smoke is great option for all times of day

Jan 29, 2024

Donkey Butter * January

Bos

Strain - Donkey Butter (Grease Monkey x Triple OG) Visual/Texture - this larger sized bud formation being elongated, with a tapering spade shaped appearance. Slight movement behind this semi dense compact nug, broken open revealing a sticky fresh lined interior. Darker forest shades with accompanying medium mossy green undertones. Covered by a healthy amount of scraggly copper hairs, and coated in a thick layer of frosted milky trichomes Scent/Burn - a unique funk behind this loud emitting terpene profile. Administering a volumized dank aroma surrounded by overtones of pungent skunky gas, nutty pines, and notes of earthy cream. Intakes flavored of nutty diesel fuel, skunky pines, finishing off with a cedar taste. Exhaling out to more of a robust gassy cedar, along with an spicy earthiness. An ash burning off fluffy lighter grey with a tiny specks of pepper, being trailed by oily resin High/Effects - Donkey Butter an indica powered hybrid (70/30) an initial build of uplifting energy, sparking motivation, while leaving you free of any racing negative thoughts courtesy of heightened euphoric levels. Halfway through the stone, the motivational plug is pulled, and a sensation of tingly relief works its way down the body. Unveiling a hazy laid back high, hitting both mind & body, being more worthy for burning later in the day or saved for the evening

Jan 27, 2024