OneTwoTreez

Pink Wagyu // One Two Treez // May 2023

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This strain look exotic as hell. The color does look even better than what they did show on the website especially with all the pink on this one. It has a pungent smell in it but quite subtle. You can tell right away that this strain is indica the moment you smoke it. My legs did just turned into noodle after smoking this one.

May 05, 2023

Kush Mintz * One Two Treez * April

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Strain - Kush Mintz (Animal Mints x Bubba Kush) Visual/Texture - beautiful buds identified by plump spade formations. Packing a medium density, allowing for minimal movement on the squeeze. The nugs present a medium emerald shading, shared alongside rich purple plum hues, with light patches of lime green. Thick scraggly copper pistils occupying the structures, while shielded in a thick layer of shiny crystal trichomes Scent/Burn - a blend of gassy terpenes surrounds this strain, giving emissions of skunky herbal pines accompanied by aromas of menthol. Accurately translated to the smoke, pulling in clouds of sweet skunky pines, and minty earthy herbs. Receiving a sweetened cedar pine taste lingering with menthol on the release. Consistent burn over the length of the session, causing a lighter grey peppered ash, and quickly developing a ring of resin High/Effects - Kush Mintz a hybrid (70/30) that's Indica tilting. Experiencing an effective cerebral onset, clearing the head with an additional heightened focus. A building euphoria delivering a lifted mood, while taking the edge off, with the second half easing towards a more relaxing status, providing a relieving sensation over the entire body. A reliable strain that provides benefits busted out at anytime of day

Apr 27, 2023

Afghan Goo - Onetwotreez - April 2023

/u/Rayumi

Scent - has a deep earthy sweet pine aroma with a bit of a nutty undertone. Smells really great. Visual - frosty buds a heavy layer of trichomes on top most of the buds. Super sticky, and my grinder kept getting stuck, and my hands were sticky after handling it. Really nice colours to them with purples and greens. Smoke/burn - burns mostly white ash with some black specs but barely any. It was a bit heavy, but it was still really smooth. Exhale - a sweet pine nutty exhale. It was super tasty. Effects - a very heavy indica potency. The head high was a heavy mind-numbing high where you can't think and can just vibe to music. Felt like a zombie and was brain dead. Heavy body buzz as well. Making you feel like you're getting dragged down into your chair and feel 3x as heavy. It does loosen off with the couch lock after 30 minutes or so, but the head high is presisant. Took away all body pain and just felt really great overall. This is perfect for afternoon and nighttime.

Apr 24, 2023

Sour Diesel Budder * One Two Treez * April

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Strain - Sour Diesel Budder Texture/Vislual - coming as a few individual beautiful wedged formations. A wax like textured, holding consistent to form, easily crumbling off to any chosen amount. Colored with an eye appealing creamy golden yellow tinge Smoke - amplified profile of terpenes becoming heightened when melted. Pulling in heavy flavored hoots of sweet lemony zest paired together with a pungent sour diesel, with a continued sweetened citrus presence lingering for awhile post release Potency/Effects - Sour Diesel being a sativa heavy flower, those similar traits coming out in budder form. After a couple dabs you can feel the stone sinking in, leaving some energy in the tank, while increasing focus and gaining creative thoughts. Experiencing a positive swinging mood elevation as the high sets deeper in, directly following a relaxed feeling that's experienced from head to toes, alleviating all pain while the body eases towards a relieving state of contention. An enjoyable stone at any point where a rig is accessible

Apr 20, 2023

Afghan Goo * One Two Treez * April

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Strain - Afghan Goo (Afghan #1 x Maui Haze) Visual/Texture - split between smaller to medium sized buds, being shaped by round pepper like formations. Crispy feeling nugs that are snapped apart at ease, housing a squeezable density springing right back to form. Casted with a deep darkened mossy shade, defined with plenty of rich purple hues, and the occasional mint green undertones. Tiny copper hairs brighten up these dark structures, and are healthily dusted up in frosted snowy trichomes Scent/Burn - emitting a distinct scented aroma, captivated by terpenes of sweet nutty pines, while containing a subtle fruity hash. Taking hits of sweetened herbal pines, along with a nutty earthy hash flavoring. Exhaled off as more of a sweet cedar pine, with a lingering taste of earthy hash. Burning to an evenly distrusted salt to pepper ash, while instantly greasing up with a resin ring High/Effects - Afghan Goo being an indica favored hybrid (70/30) beginning with a high that starts settling in while you're still smoking, sparking up thoughts of creativity, and supplying a euphoria which brings on immediate feelings of bliss. A deep relaxing sensation following as attention is focused down the body, spreading relief throughout. A strain that benefits more later day or evening time with its satisfying head and body stone

Apr 19, 2023

Grease Monkey - Onetwotreez - April 2023

/u/Rayumi

Scent - The terps that come off these buds are just insane. Tons of diesel and gas fumes right off the bat. It offends your nose. Under the fumes of gas there is a bit of a earthy undertone. The smell lingers. Visual - They came all stuck together it's super sticky. The buds are firm with a bit of a squish and goes back into place. A nice shade of green bud for the most part and long vibrant orange hairs. On top of everything there is a generous coating of trichromes on every part of the bud. Smoke/burn - mostly white ash with some grey in it. It was a great cure. It was light and smooth. Almost felt like nothing. Exhale - an extremely gassy and diesel exhale. The smell lingers in your nose. Effects - a knock you out potency. By the end I had my eyes closed. I could feel everything weighing down more and more and felt like it didn't stop over a 2 hour span. It's semi sedating but 100% couch lock. Felt like a couch potato and watched some shows after as thats all I could do. Took away all body aches and pains. This is perfect for lazy days or nighttime.

Apr 19, 2023

Zkittles Diamonds - Onetwotreez - April 2023

/u/Rayumi

Scent - has no smell to it. It's quite crazy to have thcA as pure as this. Visual - just a pure white rock. A bit of dusting. Looks pretty intense. Smoke/burn - the residue itself in the banger was clear and was easy to clean with just cotton swabs. It was light and smooth. Exhale - had a bit of a sweet exhale but barely like an essence of sweetness. Effects - an intense initial rush to the whole head. Made my eyes close for a good bit. After the initial rush it does lean out into a moderate high which reminds me of a more refined distillate high where it's just an intense amount of thc. The body high was just a light floaty high. I love mixing this with sauces to add a combo punch to the overall experience. This is perfect for anytime during the day any night.

Apr 18, 2023

Grease Monkey * One Two Treez * April

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Strain - Grease Monkey (Gorilla Glue #4 x Cookies & Cream) Smalls Visual/Texture - compiled of spade shaped, fresh feeling smaller sized buds. Soft greasy feeling density, having a spongelike texture springing back to original form. Sharing shades of bright lime with an accompanying light lavender, with medium emerald green undertones. Lengthy fiery orange hairs branching off the nugs, which are coated by a thick layer of sugary trichomes  Scent/Burn - emitting a twisted up stench that unites sweet with bold in a mutual collaboration. Smelling of sweet diesel skunk, with a nutty vanilla fragrance, surrounded with a faint earthiness. Moving from nose to smoke in a flawless transition carrying those profiles over to each puff. Taking in puffs of gassy diesel skunk, with a sweet nutty vanilla flavoring, along with earthy hints. Exhaling out to a pungent earthy fuel, with a sweet vanilla nutty back end. Greasing with a ring of oil, while burning off a salt & peppered ash High/Effects - Grease Monkey is an indica guided hybrid (70/30) which doesn't take long before the high approaches. Supplying a head  clouded by a haze, heavy eyelids, experiencing strong waves of euphoria. The elevated mood staying intact while a feeling of relaxation hits the body, providing a temporary relief to any existing pain. More of a later day or evening time blaze, all around bringing on feelings of contention

Apr 09, 2023

Purple Space Cookies * One Two Treez * April

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Strain - Purple Space Cookies Diamonds Texture/Visual - several visually appealing diamond chunks coming sealed up inside a twist top plastic case. Translucent glass like appearance on these crystals, sparkly while casting clear clean sections. Easy to scoop up with the rock hard formations, broken apart without any issue Smoke - faintly scented with first approach, having the terpenes coming to life once combusting these chunks of shiny diamonds. Hitting flavorful hoots that being on a sweetened citrus dough, along with a sour grape taste. Those sweet flavors are left lingering behind for a prolonged length of time post release Potency/Effects - these Purple Space Cookies Diamonds coming on quick with some fast acting effects. An increasing pressure builds up directly behind the sockets gaining a mood elevation that's received from the influx of uplifting euphoria. A relieving sensation of  calmness being experienced over the bodies entirety, which slowly turns to feelings of deep relaxation, with a finish that's quite sedating. These cranked up crystals are a perfect addition to any session later day or evening

Apr 08, 2023

Clementine - One Two treez - April 2023

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This is one of the first strain that I smoked and I highly recommend this for beginner. It's a very light strain that give a bit of energy rush and make me more focused. I used to have trouble focusing until I tried this strain and found out it helped me a lot. It's also quite easy to smoke too since it isn't have too much "kush" smell to it but more of a sweet and citrusy. Mellow high and uplifting so you can do chores or study while still being very happy.

Apr 08, 2023