OneTwoTreez

Bubba LSO - OneTwoTreez - end of August - incentivized

/u/steambloom

A bit leafy for some but not me I’ll smoke it all. A bit fluffy compared to the el chapo OG. Overall very nice organic nuggets. Smooth thick smoke. Heavy bubba Kush terps. Spice coffee herbal gas terps. Kush lovers smoke list. Salt n pepper with a oil ring. Heavy indica effects even for heavy users. Q9.5/10 S10/10 V10/10(qp) Incentivized by green points

Aug 29, 2021

Black Cherry Soda - OneTwoTreez - end of August- incentivized

/u/steambloom

Muted smell upon arrival. Needed a few days in a mason jar for the smell to really pop out. Very nice visuals. Lemon dank smell. Fluffy on break up. Sweet and sour caramel flavour. Does kind of taste like a cherry soda candy. Flavour increases as joints burns on. Minor oil ring with white ash. Reminds of a gelato buzz and flavour. Hybrid effects. Q7.75/10 S10/10 V10/10(qp) Incentivized with green points

Aug 29, 2021

Cereal Milk - OneTwoTreez- end of August - incentivized

/u/steambloom

Pungent dank smell out of bag. Very dense nuggets caked in trichomes. Very smooth thick smoke. Creamy spice hashy terps. Reminiscent of Mac 1. Maybe another pheno. Dessert smoke. Light grey ash with a oil ring. I personally preferred the batch of Mac 1. Incentivized with green points for the review Q8.5/10 S10/10 V10/10(qp)

Aug 29, 2021

Platinum Kush Cake - OneTwoTreez- end of August- incentivized

/u/steambloom

Danky candy smell, heavy trichome coverage. Very nice visuals, sticky on break up. Pungent candy Kush on spark up. Oil ring on light up. Smooth sour fruit terps with creamy Kush background. Taste of sweet tarts. Light grey ash. Very nice overall. Q9/10 S10/10 V10/10 (qp) Incentivized with green points for placing review

Aug 29, 2021

Cookies and creem--oneTwoTreez--mid August

/u/tigz613

SmokerNotAWriter This sample review order arrived within 4 business days & it was in odour free, protective & discreet packaging. Cookies and cream AAAA+ by onetwotreez Bag Appeal- The buds I recieved are small/medium in size and semi dense in texture. They are absolutely caked in crystally trichomes, which compliments the minty green and dark orange colours. My Ranking: AAA+ Smell- The aroma is medium in stength and a bit subtle when in bud form. This smell increases greatly after being ground up. The aroma is unique and appetizing because it smells creamy, berry, sweet & a bit herbal. My Ranking: AAA+ Cure- The cure feels crispy to the touch but not dried out. The ground up weed has a slight sticky texture to it. My Ranking: AAA Customer service: 7/10 Value: 9/10 Quality:8/10

Aug 29, 2021

Pink diamind--OneTwoTreez--mid august

/u/tigz613

SmokerNotAWriter Bag Appeal- Large dense nugs that are a unique dark green, orange & purple colour. They have some leaves left attached but overal I was happy with the trim.The nug is frosted in an average amounts of glossy trichomes. My Ranking: AAA+ Smell- A medium/strong smell fills the jar where I keep this nug. It has a smell of musky red wine with notes of grape, berry, herbal & sweet. Ranking: AAAA- Cure- Semi sticky on the inside and when ground up. The nug doesnt crumble when pressed between my fingers. Nice cure overall, which also results in a great smell. My Ranking: AAA+ Customer service:4/10 Quality:7.5/10 Value:9/10

Aug 29, 2021

Gelato - one two treez aug 2021

/u/YungAznGuy

First time ordering from one two treez, came in a cute bag and came w a couple pre rolls and other goodies for free Appearance: mostly dark purple w orange hairs, occasional spots of green. Some trichs covering and well trimmed. Bud is slightly dry and loose, pulls apart easily. Not very sticky Smell: sweet, creamy delicious smell as you'd expect from gelato Smoke: smell translates fairly well, for a smooth creamy smoke. Don't taste much fruitiness, but just a tiny hint. Not much of an oil ring High: clear relaxing and happy in the head, and your body feels very nice and loose. No burnout at all. Overall: 8.5/10 Value: 9/10 170/oz

Aug 23, 2021

Granimals-OneTwotreez-late july

/u/tigz613

This show-stopping strain with overtones of fruit and a punch of calming euphoria. They made it by breeding Animal Cookies with Grape Pie in a mix that varies somewhat in Indica/Sativa percentages but which hovers around an Indica dominance of 70/30. The THC content stretches up to nearly 18% for a tingling, full-body high that is not for the faint of heart, though it may turn you into the faint of mind. The Garanimals strain grows with dense, broad colas that pop out in a myriad of colors. Fluffy, deep green nugs with layers of purple beneath are complemented by bright orange hairs and lavender crystal trichomes, thin and layered like a coating of frost. The plants may sparkle with a purple-silver shine because of these crystals. As soon as you exhale Garanimals for the first time, you’ll be bombarded with a spicy berry cocktail and a tingling high. The terpene profile favors tons of caryophyllene, which gives it the spicy berry aroma as well as the ability to fight inflammation and chronic pain. Some users report doughiness like cookies or desserts on the inhale, with an overhanging flavor of damp earth coming off the berries of the Grape Pie parent. The flavor ranges through a spectrum of delicious nostalgia as you use Garanimals, recalling fruit, the outdoors, and even goodies baking in the oven. The effect is just as pleasant as your head gets swamped by the mid THC average, soothing every part of your body and mind. You’ll be buzzing into a state of pure calm as the high crashes, numbing you all over, probably putting you to sleep. As you sink into these full-body sensations you’ll be cured of your negative thoughts, your mind will calm down, and you’ll be a couch sloth for hours. This is a strain for people that want to force the issue of their own relaxation, not those who want to get work done. Customer service 10/10 Value 9/10 Quality 9/10

Aug 17, 2021

El Chapo--OneTwoTreez--late July

/u/tigz613

If you’re hoping for an intergalactic adventure, El chapo will be your co-pilot. An instant high that’s super heavy, you’ll feel properly stoned after a hit or two. Experience your body completely fusing with the couch and leaving you relaxed and happy. A happy high is coupled with intense munchies, so keep the snacks right next to you to avoid having to move. Your head will be in the clouds, yet your body will be tingly and in some cases numb. Its was dense as hell which is amazing and trimmed just right Wish they had more of this in bulk but hey Customer service 10/10 Quality 8.5/10 Value 8.5/10 SmokerNotAWriter

Aug 17, 2021

MK Ultra - OneTwoTreez - July ‘21

/u/MoonBud12

MKU (AAA) Source: @onetwotreezhq Genetics: OG Kush x G13 When comparing to what people smell when they get their hands on this strain, I kept wondering how the heck I was smelling something completely different. I get a very sweet berry and diesel aroma that just jumps out of the bag when opening. I know that isn’t anywhere near what others state they smell, but maybe my nose is just one of a kind. ? All of the flower came small in size, with some having standout colours. This bud is mainly covered in light green, but I did have some that had purple just popping through, which was very appealing to the eye. Upon breaking them up, you get to experience the true stickiness of this one. I did find this one to be difficult to photograph, as the colours and the lighting was just not on my side. I first decided to try this strain in a joint form and I experienced a sweet on inhale, that tickled the back of my throat a bit. The effects are immediate with it setting into your head to start. You feel it building behind the eyes, and then slowly starts travelling towards the rest of the brain and down into the body. As it is slowly reaching every limb, you can feel each area become very relaxed and “heavy”. After about 40 minutes the high dissipated in intensity and just felt relaxed. When I smoke this out of the bong, the high is a bit different. I found it to be less intense on the cerebral and body highs. I was more focused and a lot more chatty when engaging in social interactions. If you increase your intake, that I can see this helping you sleep at night but I wouldn’t pick this as your main choice for sleep aid. With all that in mind, I would recommend this strain as a day-time-evening smoke. If you are looking for a more intense high then roll one up, and if you’re looking to socialize and enjoy your day with friends and or gaming then pack that bowl. Either way does help relax those muscles and decrease any discomfort.

Aug 17, 2021