OneTwoTreez

COOKIES & CREAM - ONETWOTREEZ - OCTOBER/21***INCENTIVISED REVIEW****

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*******INCENTIVISED REVIEW******* Full disclosure: I paid my own $$$ for this weed - regular menu price, no discounts or freebies in exchange for a good review or anything like that. I quite like this MOM so far tho and since I'll definitely be ordering from them again sometime, I'm posting an honest review for $10 worth of points. That's all, thanks for reading!! *******INCENTIVISED REVIEW******* THE MOM: Onetwotreez THE PRODUCT: (AAAA) COOKIES & CREAM CUSTOMER SERVICE: 10/10 QUALITY OF PRODUCT: 10/10 VALUE : 10/10 THE BUD: Holy crap. The pictures online didn't even come close to doing these buds justice- these things are CAKED like crazy. Appearance-wise it reminded me a lot of the old Meatbreath from CE, just darkness and fuzzy trichomes. Thats it. Smoke actually reminds me a lot of Forum Cut GSC, it's definitely the spicier kind of cookies as opposed to the creamier. Purple leaves inside, trichomes that will stick to your fingers just touching the nugs. Definitely AAAA. VALUE: This gets another 10 here because I was able to get it on their "Weekend Sale", so it was 15% off the sale price, which was already marked down by $50! An oz went from $230 to $180 then down to $153. Works out perfectly too because $150 is their free shipping cutoff. Also, the 1/4 that they sent was half a gram over, so bonus for that for sure. OTHER STUFF: I friggin LOVE that these guys are in Ontario, and close to Toronto at that. I live in the sticks and it usually takes 3-4 days for Express packages to get here from out of province, but these ones are almost always here in 2 days somehow. Probably DGAF if you aren't in Ontario but if you are it's something to think about. Customer service was awesome too, even with the sale going on I emailed them a special request to see if I could split an order and they got back to me right away, said no problem at all, I placed the order, they modified it like they said they would and that was that. Also got a free AAAA sample as always with them, and.a whole buncha stickers that I'm running out of places for. Maybe I'll start skateboarding again..... OVERALL: 10 / 10 "QUAD" and "AAAA" get thrown around all the time but this stuff is DEFINITELY a quad. It makes the other weed in your jars embarrassed and they're afraid to smoke in front of the Cookies.

Oct 21, 2021

Chem Scout Cookies AAA- ~ One Two Treez - October 20 - Incentivized

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Oct 20, 2021

Monkey Breath * One Two Treez * October

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Oct 18, 2021

Lemon Skunk AAA- - One Two Treez - October 14 - Incentivized

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Oct 14, 2021

Mandarin sunset--onetwotreez--early October (incentified)

/u/tigz613

loved the effects of Mandarin sunset. Though quite high in THC and despite being covered in sticky trichomes, Mandarin sunset is a well-balanced hybrid that leans more towards calming and sedating than energizing. This is a great strain for relaxing at home when you’re in for the day, or for mellowing out before evening social events. I get a lot of social ease from this strain, and it never seems to lead to over-thinking or anxious, paranoid thoughts. I do find Mandarin sunset to be less functional for me than say a speedy sativa like Super Lemon Haze. Mandarin sun relaxes my body to the point where I can’t really knock out a to-do list and instead find myself in spaced out bliss. More of a trip plus Q=9 CS=10 V=9

Oct 11, 2021

C4 Onetwotreez Late September

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Garbage smell’s moldy I’m not going to smoke it also not ordering again from this MOM.

Oct 03, 2021

GHOST PINK V.3 (SMALLS) ⛽ ONETWOTREEZ ? END OF SEPTEMBER 2021 ? INCENTIVISED REVIEW

/u/BluezandGreenz

*******INCENTIVISED REVIEW******* Full disclosure: I paid my own $$$ for this weed - regular menu price, no discounts or freebies in exchange for a good review or anything like that. I quite like this MOM so far tho and since I'll definitely be ordering from them again sometime, I'm posting an honest review for $10 worth of points. That is all :) *******INCENTIVISED REVIEW******* THE MOM: Onetwotreez THE PRODUCT: AAAA Ghost Pink v3 (Smalls) CUSTOMER SERVICE: 10/10 QUALITY OF PRODUCT: 8/10 VALUE : 10/10 THE BUD: First off, the Oz was made up entirely of adorable little purple small nuggets. Yes, actual SMALL nuggets. A lot of places sell smalls now but a lot of the time the bag ends up having popcorn, scraps, shake, etc. so you never know what to expect really. No Popcorn, scraps, twigs, shake or crumbs at all. Nice. Buds were frosty as HELL for smalls, just covered in trichs. Nice green and purple contrast in the colours too. The aroma wasn't quite as strong as I expected but has a distinct creamy/mustyness to it - there's a bit of gas too but it's not a face melter. The first time I smoked it I was kind of disappointed actually, as I was expecting more of a mash-out Pink and this one isn't that. The buzz is a lot more mellow, which is surprising because of the Ghost cross, but it's equally sedative and narcotic at the same time. It gets better and better every time I smoke it too, especially now that I know what to expect - a great pink that'll relax you and might trip you out a BIT, but it won't knock you flat on your ass and put you to sleep. I call these ones "80%'ers" - no question they're more than good enough to get you stoned, but not QUITE potent enough that they'll make you incapable of doing things. VALUE: This is where this stuff gets a 10 or maybe an 11. The Oz worked out to $105 all in, which is absolutely NUTS for a AAAA strain that was originally $230/oz. Also, even tho my order was BARELY $100 they still sent stickers, papers, and a sample of another of their current AAAA strains. Awesome. OTHER STUFF: I friggin LOVE that these guys are in Ontario, and close to Toronto at that. I live in the boonies in Northern Ontario, and it usually takes 3-4 days for Express packages to get here from out of province, but these ones make it in 2 days. You probably won't care if you don't live in or very near to Ontario but if you are it's something to think about. OVERALL: 10 / 10 Good weed that was As-Advertised. RIDICULOUSLY cheap, fast shipping and bonus goodies, couldn't be happier.

Oct 01, 2021

Platinum kush cake-- onetwotreez-- early September

/u/tigz613

Super impressive! A very strong mind and body buzz dominates the experience with a short attention span. Beware as this isn’t suitable for beginners. Platinum Kush Cake from 12?z is one you should try if you like strong indicas with a lemony profile This Kush Cake has a wonderfully delicious flavour. The flavour is on point with the smell as both deliver an experience that reminds me kinda like lemon pound cake/sour diesel Quality 10 Value 9.5 Customer service 10

Sep 23, 2021

99 Problems--OneTwoTreez--early September

/u/tigz613

All in all 99 problems  is a great choice for  recreational users, and medical patients alike. It offers a balanced mix of physical and mental effects,more so a sativa high tho, looks beautiful both in the bag and on the plant, and makes for a great addition to any medicine garden. The next time you see 99 problems on the menu , be sure to give it a try ,you might have 99 problems but getting high af aint 1

Sep 19, 2021

PINK TUNA - ONETWOTREEZ - AUGUST 2021 - INCENTIVISED REVIEW WARNING!!!

/u/BluezandGreenz

*******INCENTIVISED REVIEW******* Full disclosure: This was my first time trying this MOM. I paid my own $$$ for this weed - regular menu price, no freebies for a good review or anything. I quite liked them and intend to order from them again very soon, so I'm posting an honest review for $10 worth of points. That is all :) *******INCENTIVISED REVIEW******* THE MOM: Onetwotreez THE PRODUCT: Pink Tuna (AA) CUSTOMER SERVICE: 10/10 QUALITY OF PRODUCT: 7/10 VALUE : 10/10 THE BUD: Unbelievable, for the price. The AAAA Mike Tyson strain was killer, but this was only rated AA and priced @ $80/oz so I wasn't expecting much...... and I was VERY pleasantly surprised!!! This stuff was frosty, sticky, had a lot of pink gas and a bit of tuna stench. It was surprisingly powerful and quite sedative. This would probably be listed as AAA in most places, or AAA+ if that's your tune. Whatever the rating, it would be a LOT more than $80/oz!!!! OTHER STUFF: Being that we're both in Ontario, OneTwoTreez shipping worked out SO well. 2 days for delivery!!!!! 2 days is practically a friggin miracle since I live wayyyyy out in the sticks. (Generally only Purolator guarantees 2 day deliveries here, it's usually 3 MINIMUM with Canada Post.) OVERALL: 9/10 It's only a 9 instead of a 10 because it's only been one order so far, and I'm not that easy. I'm not your sister. Hahaha Best "Value for the $Dollar" I've gotten in a long time.

Sep 09, 2021