OneTwoTreez

Some of these breeders are out to absolutely fuck with our brains and I’m all here for it. By crossing potent Indica strains Zombie OG and Pink Kush while cultivating with care, you’re left with a sedative, couch-locking sleep aid that will force your brains to run on 15% capacity for a few hours. Pink Zombie brings the best of one world, twice - and is sure to please gas lovers everywhere with an aroma dominated by the classic Kush notes of fresh coffee grounds, wood and putrid skunk. One large 5G cola comprises the majority of the quarter and dons an impressive colour pallet of vibrant greens enshrined with midnight blue sugar leaves. This batch arrived with an immaculate cure, rendering the flower sticky to the touch and snappy to break down; this reveals saturated shades of purple beneath a coating of milky trich heads. Being highly derivative of OG Kush, users can expect a reliably potent knockout that sits heavy in your body and limbs. Slow vibrations build themselves into a perc-like crescendo of body buzzes and cognitive impairment. Aptly named, get your things done before entertaining yourself with this beauty of a cultivar because you won’t have the motivation to move as much as a muscle after a few hits. Quality: 9.7/10 Value: 9/10 But right now there’s a stupid valentines sale going on, so you can sign up for a newsletter and get a $50 Voucher shortly after that will stack with their 15% off. So with that being said, Value: 10/10

Vancity Bubba (AAAA) Bag appeal: very greasy, sticky texture. Dense buds. Smell: Sharp diesel, greasy, sweet and piney aroma. Taste: On the inhale, a little sweet, very gassy and diesely, with more subtle notes of sweetness. On the exhale, sweet smooth and piney smoke. Excellent! High: Terrific high. Body-buzz couch-lock night-night! Overall value: 4,5/5 stars. Amazing quality! The samples were provided for review.

Death Bubba (AAA) Bag appeal: beautiful dense medium sized buds. Smell: Gassy, piney, earthy. Beautiful bubbaness! Taste: Piney, earthy, kushy & pungent. On the inhale, it's creamy, gassy, a bit piney & sweet. On the exhale, creamy and sweet smoke. Smooth and yummy! It leaves a sweet gassy and woody lingering taste. High: like a good death bubba. Very sedative, body buzz. 1, 2, couch-lock! One of my favorite for sure. Overall value: 4/5 stars. The samples were provided for review.

Strain - Banana Split (Tangie x Banana Sherbert) Mom - One Two Treez Smell - I busted this stuff out with great anticipation of cracking into this wonderful dessert named strain. The smell right away was one to take note of, not so much that of a banana split but more of a different type of treat. Fruity terpenes of sweet tropical notes and sour citrus mixed with hints of cherry, and a sweet creaminess Smoke - long, smooth smoking stuff all the way through a consistent burning joint. Lighter grey colored ash, with a small oil ring flowing nicely behind the cherry. Taking in the inhale, you really taste the sweet citrus, and a tropical creamy flavor. Exhaling has a earthy lemon with a distinct earthiness with subtle cherry notes High - this is a tasty daytime option that leaves little to no disappointment. The effects of this strain come on shortly post blaze, with an uplifted feeling,  slightly sativa leaning hybrid (60/40) leaving you capable of continuing on your day while feeling fantastic doing whatever is ahead of you without any major hindrance in your gameplans Quality: big chunky dense nuggets, cleanly trimmed, and compact into tight structures. Darker olive green shaded, these beautiful buds being infested by bright, light fire orange pistils wrapping throughout, and a thick layer of amber trichomes. Banana Split features tasty terps, whilst still being fully functional

These beautiful caked out in trichomes flower is called King Louis Xlll. The buds are meaty and very dense like. Has a near perfect manicure and an awesome curing. Buds are ranging from medium to large. Has a dank pungnent gassy earthy aroma. Upon smoking I tasted a dank gassy sour sweetness with earthy tones, much like the smell. The smoke was decently smooth and fulfilling. Burned well in a joint being slow and continuous. There was a grease ringer and ash was a light grey. This is a medium to high potency indica dominate hybrid. After smoking I was feeling nicely medicated near instantly. First I felt my body come to complete relaxation and sedation while feeling a bit of happiness. Then I felt my head become heavy and my eyes. Valued at 150 at zip without using any coupons or discounts. Quality - 8.7 Value - 8.7

This stunning flower is called Pink Zombie. It has beatiful purple hueing with a pale green apperance and is glistening in trichomes. The trim is near perfect and the cure is on point being pretty well perfect. Buds are on the medium to large size with a near rock hard density with the ever slightest sponge. The smell is of a pungnent gassy foral musky like aroma that is very pleasant. Upon smoking I was smacked with a pungnent dank gassy foral musky taste. Burned expectionally well being slow even and continuous. Boasted a nice grease ringer right away while smoking in a joint. The ash was of a light gray. Had a succelent smooth smoke that left a nice aftertaste. This is a high potency indica dominate hybrid. After smoking I felt a nice europhia and a calmness. I was left dazed and unfocused for a good while. I was left pretty hungry as well but too couch locked to get up. Quality - 9 Value - 8.75

These beautiful meaty nugs are called OG Shark, they are just frosted right out with trichomes. The density is rock hard with almost no spongyness upon squeezing. Manicured to near perfection and cured on point. Has a dank earthy diesel aroma with tones of blueberry in there. Upon smoking I recieved a earthy fruity diesel taste with a bit of spicyness. The smoke was thick and rich like being decently smooth. Burned slowed and even in joint. Had a light grey ash going on. This is a medium to high potency balanced hybrid. After smoking I felt europhic and cerebral. I felt creative and motivated to do stuff. A relaxation crept up on me and washed over me. Rated an AA and valued at 130 a zip before any coupons. Quality - 8.5 Value - 8.5

Pink Zombie • Lineage: Pink Kush x OG Kush x BlackBerry • Bred by Unknown • Cultivated by Private ACMPR • Sourced from Onetwotreez • ? • Bag appeal - these perfectly trimmed medium sized nugs have an immaculate cure leaving them feeling super dense and sticky and much more so inside as well as greasy. A vibrant mix of light and dark greens as well as light and dark purples with long and thin dark rust colored pistils that pop nicely. The greasy layer of trichomes covers every nook and cranny and have many outside heads still visibly intact. • ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - the nose straight out of the jar is a loud musty gas but once busted, it releases some nice pink terps of floral, vanilla, and a strong musty gas overtone. The taste is dominated by a sharp musty gas that allows only hints of floral terps to cone through. Joints burn perfectly even producing thick and heavy smoke with a grease ring forming instantly when lit and leaving behind a mostly white ash with minor peppering. • ? • High - heavy hitter starting as soon as you exhale that 1st lung with a strong cerebral onset in the way of a calming and relaxing stoney head high accompanied by a severe pressure build up in the head. Also kicking in quick fast is a strong body load, anchoring you where you sit and dulling chronic pain too with strong sedation chiming in not long after. This is some heavy smoke and definitely recommended for night time use. • ? • Overall this cut of Pink Zombie is absolutely amazing! Great bag appeal, a loud terp profile that translates well, a clean burn, and a stupid potent buzz that is long lasting. I rate this.......... Quality 9.5/10

Ghost pink • Lineage: Ghost OG x Pink Kush • Bred by Unknown • Cultivated by Private ACMPR • Sourced from Onetwotreez • ? • Bag appeal - small to medium in size, these rock hard buds are perfectly trimmed and immaculately cured leaving them very dense, very sticky, and greasy to the touch. A mix of light and dark greens with purple highlights throughout and some rust and copper colored pistils that appear orange in natural light. The greasy layer of trichomes covering these buds still have visible outside heads intact and add greatly to the bag appeal. • ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - the nose straight out of the bag is sweet and gassy with a musty overtone and once busted, the gas is now sharp and piercing becoming a dominant overtone. The terps translate perfectly to a dank smoke that is sweet but musty gas with hints of floral terps and has some earth on the exhale. Joints burn perfectly and form a sizable oil ring instantly while leaving behind a clean white ash. • ? • High - starts above the shoulder's with cloudy and euphoric haze that is calming and accompanied by a slight pressure build up behind the eyes. It's not long at all before the buzz makes it's way through the body with a warming sensation that eases tense and sore muscles while ridding me of my chronic pain and leaving me couchlocked with strong sedation to follow. Recommended for an evening smoke. • ? • Overall this is yet another 1st for me and what a treat. Great bag appeal, dank and delicious terps, a clean and greasy burn, with a potent and long lasting high. I rate this........... Quality 9.75/10

Despite being entirely new to me, Dosidos rang familiar bells as it is a parent to a cultivar I am versed with: Peanut Butter Breath. Paralleled aromas of musk and a distinct nutty scent are present with both strains however this particular batch was more gas-forward with just the tiniest hint of berries. The flower arrived full, dense and slightly crispy as they just teeter the line of being over cured, but not dry. Wide variation in colour as some of the buds donned an almost completely encompassing shade of deep muted purple, while others remained bright green with the odd darker sugar leaves. Burning smooth and almost pure white, the effects were surprisingly potent and would creep up on you; needing a solid 10 to 15 minutes to fully set in after your session. Flavours of berries, roasted nuts and just enough of that skunky kick from it's OG lineage fill your mouth with each exhale as you dose yourself further and further away from reality. Waves of euphoria and uplifted moods are to be expected, making this the perfect daytime cultivar to keep you floating through the bullshit. Quality: 7.5/10 Value: 9/10