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thechronfather order - May'25

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Ordered: Big Bud Budder Quality: 4.5/5 Effects: 4.5/5 budder has a nice consistency. It smells like an old school skunky and sweet. Hits smooth with a heavy, relaxing body high. Nice to chill and hang out with friends watching tv. Would def cop again.

May 08, 2025

thechronfather order - May'25

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Ordered: Caviar Joint in Mimosa Quality: 4.5/5 Effects: 4.5/5 The high hit super strong, like 2 pulls in. At first got a little buzzy euphoria, then melted into a happy, mellow cruise. You cannot finish yourself, good to share.

May 07, 2025

HV Sauce Cart: Cheesequake

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Visual 5/5 - has a clean, golden clarity. The cart looks good overall. Smoke/burn 5/5 - burn is clean with no harshness. Exhale 4/5 - blend of earthy funk and subtle sweetness. It lingers slightly, but it could be a bit more pronounced to fully capture the terpene profile. Effects 4.5/5 - balanced high that kicks in quickly and settles into a relaxing body buzz with a slight cerebral uplift. Slightly more sedative than energetic.

May 07, 2025

Melon Fizz Sauce *April'25*

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The sauce has a runny consistency and is yellow orangey. It’s not super thick like some sauces, but it has that nice balance of being gooey without being too sticky. It tastes sweet and fruity with a slight tang, just like its name. No complaints about the texture, it’s super easy to work with and dab. The high is super uplifting and happy. You get a nice cerebral buzz, great for going out or hanging with friends, or doing tasks, without feeling lazy. It’s not too strong, but you definitely feel it in your head and body in a pleasant way. My only knock is that the effects don’t last as long, but they’re still solid for a few hours. Quality - 4/5 Effects - 4/5

Apr 30, 2025

Donkey Butter Budder - TheChronFather

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First Looks: (8/10): Pretty good looking stuff. It came with more of a dry, honeycomb like texture, but is still easy to work with, just not that super creamy budder you sometimes see. That said, it looks clean, well purged, and has a golden, slightly matte finish that’s still appealing, Taste: (9/10): Gassy, earthy, and a little funky. Super smooth on the exhale, and it lingers in a good way. Even with the drier texture, the terp profile came through strong. Effects (8/10): Mellow, relaxing high. It’s definitely more of a wind down strain. It makes me feel chill and calming without putting me fully out of commission. Not the most intense dab I’ve had. Overall (8/10): Solid budder overall. I wish it was a bit more moist, but the effects and taste made up for it. Great for anyone who’s into gassy, terp-forward strains.

Apr 29, 2025

thechronfather order - April'25

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Ordered: Mushroom Texas Yellow Caps Quality: 4/5 Effects: 4.5/5 Customer Service: 5/5 First timer grabbing stuff from thechronfather. I was happy with customer service and the shipping was quick. Also happy with the shrooms I received. I actually received really nice full ones. I ordered from elsewhere in the past and literally received the bottom of the bag broken up crumbs. So, my expectations weren't high, it was nice that they looked top tier! Effects gave me a mind-bending, introspective trip, not a party vibe, more like a solo journey or a deep conversation with friends. I wouldn’t recommend these if you're trying for first time or be more cautious because they hit pretty hard and have a cerebral quality to them that can catch you off guard.

Apr 12, 2025

Live Resin Cannalope Haze - TheChronFather - April 2025

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- has a good consistency for dabbing - flavour is super fruity and smooth with just a tad earthiness - felt effects almost instant after 1st dab - definitely happy and relaxed, makes you in a good mood - the more you do, it'll make you fall asleep - i think this strain is really well-balanced, both energising and chill

Apr 12, 2025

Straight Goods Triple Chamber Vape - TheChronFather - April 2025

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Strains - watermelon gelato + OG NO.18 + Blue Dream Three strains, one pen. Tried the one with dual chamber, so yes this was a plus! I love having options depending on my mood. Switching between them is easy, as it is just a twist away. Super smooth transition too, it got no leaks, no weird taste overlap. Sometimes with these all in one vapes, I worry about getting that burnt or plasticky aftertaste. So far, this brand tastes clean and actually gives off decent terp profiles. For potency, it slaps. Wasn’t expecting it to be that strong, but I was comfortably couch-locked (thanks, to watermelon gelato lol). I also like how there is a battery indicator.

Apr 11, 2025

High Voltage Extracts Premium Sauce Cartridge in Candyland (April 9/2025)

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Rating 8.5/10, it is pretty good. The flavour is sweet and smooth, with a nice candy-like sugaryness. I felt it pretty quickly, giving me a good sense of relief and a chill, uplifting vibe. It’s great for pain relief and it really helped take the edge off without leaving me too out of it. The price is also pretty reasonable for the quality.

Apr 10, 2025

Everest Shatter in Headband (April 7/25)

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Rating 9/10 I would keep this brand in rotation. From the moment I exhaled, I felt a relaxation and an uplifting buzz. As it progressed a few more minutes in, the head high started to build, giving me a calm, euphoric feeling. The effects slowly intensified, and then suddenly, I felt a heavy head high hit, accompanied by a soothing body high that relaxed me deeply. The effects kept coming on and on which made it a great smoke.

Apr 08, 2025