TheGreenVault

TheGreenVault Northern Lights Sept 2019

/u/notmpulse

I'm interested to learn how you came to that conclusion considering the trichomes are clearly visible and the the buds are not dense, which to my understanding are 2 of the defining characteristics of pgr grown weed

Sep 12, 2019

Northern Lights - TheGreenVault - September 2019

/u/Aceofspades715

This bud had a sweet and slightly pungent earth smell that reminds me of black diamomd strains that I've had before. The buds were dense and a bit spongy and sticky, but quite leafy. In a joint it smoked good, it was quite smooth, had nice flavor, and burned slow. The effects were a well balanced hybrid type with a relaxing happy euphoria that had me couch locked but still able to focus

Sep 12, 2019

TheGreenVault Grape Bubba Sept 2019

Mpulse

Mom review can be found here: https://canadianmom.co/forum/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=5044 Grape Bubba Bag Appeal 7.5/10 Tight dark nugs hue of purple throughout, medium sized nugs. Smell 7.5/10 Smells just like a tub of 5 cent grape candies, amazing, could smell it all day. Process 7/10 Smell bursts through when grinding, flavor enhanced on exhale, burns white. I can't emphasize enough how awesome this strain smells,(if you enjoy the smell of grape candy). When you exhale the exact same awesome smell comes through heavily in the smoke. A well balanced hybrid that will relax your body while still allowing your mind to stay focused and on task. This would be an awesome day time strain if your day to day involves being around others. Pics https://i.imgur.com/NRebrQl.jpg https://i.imgur.com/sKve13u.jpg

Sep 11, 2019

Platinum Cookies - TheGreenVault - September 2019

/u/Aceofspades715

Platinum cookies - This had a faint smell of sweet earth, it came out more when broken up. The buds were medium sized and pretty dense. The smoke was good although I found it just a bit harsh and the flavor didn't come through much. It had hybrid relaxing and euphoric effects but not potent enough, I found myself wanting to smoke more after a joint. Overall this stuff was alright and still a good value for the price, it was just my least favorite of the 4 strains I got from this MoM and I'm not a GSC fan normally.

Sep 11, 2019

TheGreenVault Death Bubba Sept 2019

Mpulse

Mom: TheGreenVauilt Sign Up: Straightforward, no id required Customer Service: Awesome CS, it was late, I was really high, trying to have a first time interaction with a MoM, through all the messy conversation we were able to come to a deal lol. Order:: 90$ Shipped 14g 5 strain sampler pack, ordered Wednesday morning arrived Monday morning from Ontario to NB. Arrived in small bubbler, scent free no issues with packaging. Incentive For Review: I informed him that I would be doing a review on the products, however he seems like a very flexible guy to deal with. Death Bubba Bag Appeal 7.5/10 Tight neatly trimmed buds, coated in crystal Smell 7.5/10 Strong earthy-sour smell, beautiful scent Process 7/10 Easily busted in hand grinder, thick full smoke, flavor comes through in smooth exhale,burns grey. This strain packs a pretty big punch, it's taken me a lot longer then I would like to admit to write this review. As soon as I sat down to start writing I literally didn't want to do anything and was perfectly content in doing nothing. A real couch lock strain that I would definitely recommend as a night time strain or a stay inside on a rainy day sort of strain. Very powerful indica effects over the whole body and a cerebral high that blend together to really make you feel like you are in your own world. Pics https://i.imgur.com/YqZxfdn.jpg https://i.imgur.com/yUMfVWo.jpg

Sep 10, 2019

Death Bubba - TheGreenVault - September 2019

/u/Aceofspades715

On opening the bag it has a noticeable smell of death bubba but it wasn't the strongest smell, it has a pungent earth and gas nose. It smokes smoothly with a good death bubba flavor coming through, it had grey-white ash and a nice oil ring on the joint. Good euphoric feel along with a tingly body buzz, gives me the mind fog and relaxation I've come to expect from this strain

Sep 09, 2019

Death Bubba - TheGreenVault - September 2019

/u/AimOrDie

This stuff has that typical killer gassy death bubba smell that I love, came as one nice big 3.5g nug that looks really nice overall. The smoke is smooth, and the high is a strong couch-lock indica buzz. 85/100 for me.

Sep 08, 2019

Pink Gas/ TheGreenVault/sept

/u/idle-mind88

Pink gas-(AAA+) opening the bag was a nice wave of gassy darkness. There was a small amount of floral but mainly gas as I was expecting. Bag appeal is nice on the strain great mix of light and darker greens with a spattering of orange hairs under the solid carpet of trichs. The buds came a touch of surface dryness but still had bounce back when squeezed. On busting it up the gas smell got stronger but a little more floral and earthiness came through. The smoke was a mimic of the smell, a heavy gas aftertaste on exhale producing a large white cloud of smoke. The ash left behind was mainly white with some flecks of black/grey. The high was felt immediately inbetween the eyes but migrated to a body relaxation after a short time.

Sep 08, 2019

TheGreenVault.ca - Grease Monkey - August 2019

/u/jlgee

\[b\]MOM Name:\[/b\] [TheGreenVault.ca](https://TheGreenVault.ca) ​ \[b\]Overall rating out of 10:\[/b\] 10/10 \*overall rating is based on value/price paid/experience \*flower rating & opinions below are based on that particular batch/experience at the time, hopefully future batches/experiences will be of similar or better quality. ​ \[b\]Sign Up:\[/b\] Creating an account is very simple on their site with only your name, email & password. ​ \[b\]Ordering & Pricing:\[/b\] Ordering looks simple, once your account is created you can add/change shipping information or enter it during checkout. They have a limited selection offering stating 'premium flower at low prices', they are a fairly new MoM currently with 5 strains for between $140-150/oz including free shipping. ​ \[b\]Communication:\[/b\] Spoke on discord, seems like a nice & professional guy, offered a sample of their Grease Monkey and was shipped next day. ​ \[b\]Packaging:\[/b\] Shipped in a poly bubble envelope with a lettermail stamp, the 3.5g Grease Monkey vacuum sealed inside, no smell, adequate for the sample size, ​ \[b\]Strain Name:\[/b\] 88/100 - Grease Monkey \[b\]Bag Appeal:\[/b\] 85/100 - Looks good, nicely caked. \[b\]Bud Size:\[/b\] 75/100 - Small to medium, all under 1g. \[b\]Cure / Humidity:\[/b\] 90/100 - Mostly dense but had a little sponge/bounce-back to it. \[b\]Smell / Nose:\[/b\] 90/100 - Smells nice & sweet, i get a subtle creamy vanilla that comes from its Cookies lineage I think with berry/grape & earth. \[b\]Smoke / Burn:\[/b\] 90/100 - Burns mostly white with a little bit of grey & harshness. \[b\]Effects:\[/b\] 90/100 - Indica leaning hybrid, heavy behind the eyes depending on your tolerance/dosage you will need to stay active or couch lock will start to set in. \[b\]Price:\[/b\] 90/100 - 120/oz none bulk on a limited stock sale. \[b\]'A' Scale Rating:\[/b\] AAA+ (a few things including bud size/trim & just a little harshness prevented it from being a quad) ​ \[b\]Products / Photos:\[/b\] ​ [https://imgur.com/a/fj48T8z](https://imgur.com/a/fj48T8z) ​ \[img\][https://i.imgur.com/XWrR6B5.jpg\[/img\]](https://i.imgur.com/XWrR6B5.jpg[/img]) ​ ​ \[b\]Incentive for Customers:\[/b\] They just started doing free shipping on all oz', no other incentive's I currently know of. ​ \[b\]Incentive for Review:\[/b\] Sample for an honest review. ​ \[b\]Notes:\[/b\] When I received this sample they only had 6oz remaining at a sale price of $120/oz free shipping over $200 so not a lot of inventory available unfortunately, this was a great non bulk deal on a high trip near quad, I hope to see more great deals like this in the months/years to come and would look forward to trying them out again in the future.

Sep 08, 2019

TheGreenVault.ca - Grease Monkey - August 2019

jlgee

MOM Name: TheGreenVault.ca Overall rating out of 10: 10/10 *overall rating is based on value/price paid/experience *flower rating & opinions below are based on that particular batch/experience at the time, hopefully future batches/experiences will be of similar or better quality. Sign Up: Creating an account is very simple on their site with only your name, email & password. Ordering & Pricing: Ordering looks simple, once your account is created you can add/change shipping information or enter it during checkout. They have a limited selection offering stating 'premium flower at low prices', they are a fairly new MoM currently with 5 strains for between $140-150/oz including free shipping. Communication: Spoke on discord, seems like a nice & professional guy, offered a sample of their Grease Monkey and was shipped next day. Packaging: Shipped in a poly bubble envelope with a lettermail stamp, the 3.5g Grease Monkey vacuum sealed inside, no smell, adequate for the sample size, Strain Name: 88/100 - Grease Monkey Bag Appeal: 85/100 - Looks good, nicely caked. Bud Size: 75/100 - Small to medium, all under 1g. Cure / Humidity: 90/100 - Mostly dense but had a little sponge/bounce-back to it. Smell / Nose: 90/100 - Smells nice & sweet, i get a subtle creamy vanilla that comes from its Cookies lineage I think with berry/grape & earth. Smoke / Burn: 90/100 - Burns mostly white with a little bit of grey & harshness. Effects: 90/100 - Indica leaning hybrid, heavy behind the eyes depending on your tolerance/dosage you will need to stay active or couch lock will start to set in. Price: 90/100 - 120/oz none bulk on a limited stock sale. 'A' Scale Rating: AAA+ (a few things including bud size/trim & just a little harshness prevented it from being a quad) Products Photos: Gallery: https://imgur.com/a/fj48T8z https://i.imgur.com/XWrR6B5.jpg Incentive for Customers: They just started doing free shipping on all oz', no other incentive's I currently know of. Incentive for Review: Sample for an honest review. Notes: When I received this sample they only had 6oz remaining at a sale price of $120/oz free shipping over $200 so not a lot of inventory available unfortunately, this was a great non bulk deal on a high trip near quad, I hope to see more great deals like this in the months/years to come and would look forward to trying them out again in the future.

Sep 08, 2019