TheGreenVault

Grape Bubba - TheGreenVault - September 2019

/u/Aceofspades715

This bud has a nice slightly sweet grape smell that really reminda me of a lot of 'purple' strains along with a bit of earthiness. The nugs are medium sized around 1-1.75g and have a good trim, it has some vibrant orange hairs and is moderately covered in trichomes. It smoked smoothly with the grape flavor coming through quite well. It brought on euphoria and a relaxing body buzz that took a bit to set in, at first I thought it wasn't the most potent but the creeper stone from this strain didn't disappoint Microscope shot: https://i.imgur.com/5pElcCy.png

Sep 06, 2019

Duke Nukem - TheGreenVault - September 2019

/u/AimOrDie

I really love the awesome gassy smell on this, as well as the beautiful dense nugs. The buzz is a very nice, potent seemingly indica leaning high that hit me pretty good. Overall I'd say this is a solid 86/100(AAA+)

Sep 06, 2019

Grape Bubba - The Green Vault - September 2019

/u/shhbb

Another one with a nice burn and decent ash from green vault. This stuff has a nice mix of sweet and gassy on the nose. Potent high too. This is the last of the flower I picked up from tgv and everything has been really great. I don't think any of these are listed above $150.

Sep 06, 2019

Death Bubba - The Green Vault - September 2019

/u/shhbb

Trim wasn't great on this one. Otherwise it's got that classic Bubba nose and potency. Burns well with a clean ash and isn't harsh on the throat. Really like how this stuff smokes and would love to get my hands on some more of it.

Sep 06, 2019

Duke Nukem - The Green Vault - September 2019

/u/shhbb

Nice stuff. Burns well with clean ash. Smells sweet and floral with citrus undertones. Good day time high. Would smoke again.

Sep 05, 2019

Platinum Cookies - The Green Vault - September 2019

/u/shhbb

Just received the $70 sample pack from these guys and this was included. Really like this stuff. Sativa leaning high. Energetic and focused. At first I thought the potency may be lacking but it definitely crept up on me. Sweet grassy notes on the nose. Almost get a bit of cinnamon. Good clean burn. The ash is nice and salty. Love how smooth this stuff is on the throat. Good pick up. Especially at the $130 per oz they are asking.

Sep 03, 2019

Grape Bubba - TheGreenVault - September 2019

/u/AimOrDie

I haven't gotten a chance to smoke it yet, but this flower is absolutely beautiful, and has a killer sweet grape smell.

Sep 03, 2019

JaceOfSpades' TheGreenVault review

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TheGreenVault Sample review Sign Up The sign up is simple with no ID needed, just a name, email and password are required. Ordering & Pricing The website is quick and easy to browse, and the ordering process is straightforward like most MoM's. This flower is currently sold out but they have 3 other strains that are rated the same in the $130-140 range and some 91 supreme shatter. Communication The person I spoke with on discord was very friendly and helpful. There were no hiccups with my order so communication about it was minimal. Packaging The packaging was alright but not the most discreet. I have since heard that they will package full order more securely. Products / Photos The cost/value for flower is not taken into account in the rating and is instead talked about in the notes below, all of the flower strains were smoked in a joint. Grease Monkey 8.5/10 Smell/Looks: Very pleasant sweet and pungent earth aroma with a hint of sour berries to me. Nugs were small-medium sized, were dense but still a bit spongy and absolutely caked. Smoke/Flavor: Smoked pretty nice, it was mostly smooth, burned with white-grey ash and the pungent earthy flavor was quite noticeable. Effects: The effects were a strong relaxing and euphoric body buzz with a bit of that mind fog feeling, it also came with couch lock and the munchies. Notes: I enjoyed this batch for the afternoon/evening, the only things holding it back from being a AAAA in my opinion are the slightly smaller bud size and the smoke that still had just a bit of harshness. https://i.imgur.com/79wny9F.jpg https://i.imgur.com/V8KzXGG.jpg Incentive for Customers None currently. Incentive for Review I was sent this sample pack with the expectation that I would write a fair and honest review of the sample sent. Notes The selection this MoM has right now is limited but for $120/oz this stuff was a really great value in my opinion. If they can consistently offer flower like that at a similar price point I think they will be a MoM to watch for sure.

Aug 29, 2019

Grease Monkey - TheGreenVault - August 2019

/u/Aceofspades715

The buds have a very pleasant sweet and pungent earth aroma with a hint of sour berries to me. Nugs are mostly small sized, are dense but still a bit spongy and absolutely caked. It smoked nicely, it was pretty smooth, burned with white-grey ash, and the pungent earthy flavor was quite noticeable. The effects were a strong relaxing and euphoric body buzz with a bit of that mind fog feeling, it also came with couch lock and the munchies. I enjoyed this batch, the only things holding it back from being a AAAA in my opinion are the slightly smaller bud size and the smoke that still had just a bit of harshness. This was a sample provided for review purposes, but for the $120/Oz it's on for now this is a great deal in my opinion. Bonus microscope shot: [https://i.imgur.com/V8KzXGG.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/V8KzXGG.jpg)

Aug 18, 2019

AimOrDie's TheGreenVault Review!

AimOrDie

Hello and welcome to another review from AimOrDie. This time I'm reviewing the only strain that TheGreenVault has available on the site, and in my opinion it's a steal at $120/oz. Sign Up: Sign up is the usual very simple, standard process. Ordering & Pricing: I received a sample through Discord, so I can't speak to the ordering process, but the pricing is great for this strain. Communication: Very strong communication, quick responses, friendly and seemingly interested in learning from the community. Packaging: Packaging was very simple, but I was assured that real orders would be packed in a more standard way. Products / Photos: Grease Monkey I'm really enjoying smoking this strain, the nugs are on the smaller side, being mostly medium nugs that are under a gram size, with a couple slightly larger ones, all of which are absolutely caked. The smell is fantastic, a very pungent mixture of earthy/gassy and berries, with a taste that comes through very well in the smoke. Bag appeal overall is top notch, and the high is seemingly indica leaning, providing some really nice relaxing effects. This strain is a killer, and in my opinion, I'd call it a high AAA if not a low AAAA 88/100for me. https://i.imgur.com/e5gvmxg.jpghttps://i.imgur.com/938tCEB.jpg Incentive for Customers: A well priced high quality oz. Incentive for Review: I was provided with a sample for my honest review. Notes: TheGreenVault is very new, and they seem to have a solid business plan. I'd keep my eye on them in the near future.

Aug 16, 2019