TheGreenVault

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Gassy, smells like feet. Very sedative indica. Tastes almost sweet. Excuse the potato pics. My palate is not sophisticated like yours. TGV has good service, good communication and good prices. Buy their shit.

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Awesome gassy smell on this strain, nice nugs with a good trim. Great indica high, definitely would put you to sleep if your tolerance isn't very high.

Hello everyone and welcome its been a bit since i have done a review so I apologize for the probability of a shitty review 😂. With that said. Today i am reviewing. The green vault. And 3 of their strains Death bubba /. Grape bubba /. Pink gas. So I’ll begin Grape bubba: 7.0/10 Overall the best bag appeal nice med size colas. With a assortment of colour fr yellow- purple the smell is very present. And i don’t know the proper terp profile but it reminded me of violator kush Burn is white with a few dark speckles high seems to be hybrid. imo priced great at 150$. ( personally not my terp why the lowest score) Death bubba: 7.4/10 Bag appeal on this one was the least appealing but looks can be deceiving as soon as i lit up a joint i could tell this was nothing like its appeal. Very nice death bubba taste. Ash is clean. Nice burn. Nice heavy high. Almoat couch locking all in all. A superb smoke at a superb price of 150$ Pink gas: 7.5/10 All smaller- mid nugs. Very caked. Ties the grape bubba on appeal due to cake. Has a sour smell. Mixed with subtle gassy kush. Little strong on flavour. Not harsh but not smooth. Ash is clean. Def a primo bud imo and priced at 160$. I dont know how to add photos on here so this is the imgur for them https://imgur.com/a/UKa6UB3 To sum things up the green vault seems to have brought their a-game on this pack. Definitely high mids. And the customer service is great / great people to chat with / get info etc. One of the better moms around atm that i have dealt with 👌 thank you for reading. Hope everyone has a great day. Happy smoking 🤘

It has a light nose of OG Kush with a dominant smell of fuel, buds are all nice and tightly trimmed but a few sticks got missed but not a big deal. Every nug weighed between 1.5-4G and the high wasn't couch locking but had me playing RDR2 for like 8 hours without realizing I wasted my whole day smoking a couple of joints of this gas. Got it on flash sale pricing but still a great deal at regular price.

Mom review here: https://canadianmom.co/forum/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=5044 Platinum Cookies Bag Appeal 7/10 Tight dense buds, covered in crystal, medium sized nugs Smell 7/10 Earthy and fruity, strong scent but not overwhelming Process 7/10 Buds easily come apart and fluff nicely, candy like taste on exhale. Platinum cookies is a strain that I am very familiar with, a hybrid strain leaning a bit more on the sativa side. A really good wake and bake smoke for a get up and go type days. I could see this being a strain popular with working professionals who needed to keep a clear, focused mind through their day to day but still wanted to take the edge off. https://i.imgur.com/nFavSMJ.jpg

Not the best shatter I've smoked, but for 300/oz you can't go wrong. Strong lemony smell, great glassy consistency, and a decent flavor. The only downside is a slight harshness, but for $11/g that's not really a problem.

Mom review here: https://canadianmom.co/forum/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=5044 Northern Lights Bag Appeal 6.5/10 Large fluffy, sticky buds, coated in crystal, visible trichs, alot of sugar leaves Smell 7/10 Very earthy and sweet, smell pours out when you start breaking up a bud. Process 6.5/10 Pulling apart a bud reveals crystal coating all the way to the stem, fluffs up in grinder nicely, really strong taste on exhale, burns grey I remember tales from my childhood about this strain, but never had the opportunity to try it growing up so I was excited to test out this unicorn from my youth. A few moments after smoking immediate relaxation across both your body and mind. The sweet earthy flavor lingers and tastes amazing in your nostrils/throat. I would have rated this higher if it was not for the abundance of sugar leaves, aside from that the potency is spot on if you are looking for a balanced hybrid for afternoon/early evening use. I'm trying to get a little better with pics so i'm trying some new things out with lighting/exposure https://i.imgur.com/yHT2opDg.jpg

Tastes of citrus, and potent. Super cheap aswell.