The Quad Father

Couch Lock definitely lives up to its name! This is an extremely potent, heavy-hitting strain that delivers a strong, relaxing high. It has that classic old-school Kush flavour with rich, earthy notes and a smooth, enjoyable smoke. The potency is seriously impressive and definitely not for the faint of heart. On top of the amazing quality, the price was excellent, making it an absolute steal for what you’re getting. If you’re a fan of heavy, gassy Kush strains, this one is definitely worth trying! Overall rating 9.5/10

yoyo everyone, back with some of this beautiful animal chem by luna west from quad father, these buds are huge with a insane amount of crystals, purples and orange hairs. the buds are super sticky as well with a heavy nose of that classic hard hitting dank cookies smell. the potency is a extremely hard hitting body high with a slight head high i could feel towards the back of my head. overall id give this a 9.2/10

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Tried the El Chapo from Pressure Farms and honestly, it’s a solid one. Burns really nice and the buds are a decent size. The smell is super pungent and dank as soon as you open it, which I really liked. Overall, definitely enjoyed this one. Good quality, nice burn, and a strong smell. I’d give it a 9.5/10 for sure.

I honestly don't have much to say about this one. Great looking buds. Even better nose. Myrcene-heavy. Reeks out the bag and fills your entire spot when you break it down into beautifully kinetic sand. Nice and sticky. Lots of healthy trichomes. Instantaneous oil ring even when smoked outside. Classic DB flavour and a nice light gray ash. I know that people were flipping their lid on a previous review where I praised flower even though it had darker gray ash. This shit is more for you guys. Great potency. Hit perfect at 10:45pm. Wind down flower. I like these Pressure Farms guys, I don't think I've had anything they've grown that's been even "meh" let alone anywhere near bad. Gonna have to try more of what they put out in the future. If you like a good Bubba, this is a solid choice. 9.0/10

Northern Lights #5 x Afghani. "Unc" weed. This is the stuff I need in my rotation. Something deep, dark and a HEAVY head stone. Dense sticky buds, and earthy, aromatic dank notes accented by a bit of a bright punchy bite from the NL#5. Fantastic nose translates super well to the flavour. It's somewhat one-dimensional, but it's nice. Earthy, gassy on the inhale and a hint of a lemon note on the exhale. Like someone said the word "lemon" in the same room while you're smoking. Very subtle. The burn was slow and smoke was full and smooth. Flavour was strong and persistent all the way through. Very loud. I'm normally an ash snob, and as you can see, this did lean a little bit more towards the "dark gray" end of the spectrum, but it was fine. Still smokes great. Buzz is a fucking phenomenal one for the anxiety suffers like myself. Smoked on the back deck and just enjoyed the recent warm weather we've been blessed with here. No time for stress, I'm high on drugs. 8.6/10

POTENT. POTENT POTENT POTENT. I think everyone's tried Mike Tyson at this point, it's been circulating since like 2010, even before Iron Mike himself capitalized on it and adopted it as "his" strain. This particular pheno/batch is crazy. Never mind strongest example of this strain, this might be the strongest flower yet this year. Pictured is a 6.4g nug. The others were also quite large. Scores very very high on bag appeal immediately out the bag. A closer looks reveals beautifully stacked calyxes and the appearance of being dipped in sugar. Nose is that deep, earthy, woody funk. Pine and skunk weave their way in, especially once broken down. After "Pinks," which are also OG-derivatives, this is my favourite profile. While clearly an OG offspring, the "skunk" takes a bit of a back seat here and this is far more earthy and "grounded." No pun intended. Moisture level and cure on point. Properly dried yet still sticky and rolls up exceedingly easily. Taste translation is also good. Did slightly taper off towards the end of the joint, but was very consistent throughout. Ash was slightly darker than expected, but that's probably the last thing I worry about and outside of exceedingly black ash, it's a non-issue. Visible oil ring immediately. This is one of those flowers that you can feel in your lungs, and then behind your eyes immediately upon exhale. Not harsh, just a straight up shotgun blast of THC to the brain. Hits IMMEDIATELY and doesn't let go. Lives up to the name 100%. Knocked me right the fuck out. I smoked and was asleep within half an hour. This is bedtime weed, straight up. Not for the uninitiated or the unsure. This isn't a "nuanced" high. This doesn't "creep up on you." This doesn't change over time. This Sparta kicks you in the chest and then ground and pounds you while you try to figure out where you are and what day it is. Fellow indica lovers. Men and women of culture. Those who (like me) suffer from squirrels juggling knives in the attic. Just buy this. This is medicine. We need this. Smoke and relax. Ash could have been a BIT whiter, and the taste did get a bit dirty towards the end, but I also smoked 1.4g to the face. The potency and just overall quality of this stuff makes it a VERY strong recommendation. 9.1/10

Re-buy. I haven't had a solid Pink in a while, was excited to get my hands on it. This stuff fucks. Big spade-shaped nugs with intact trichs. Dense. When I saw the familiar pinkish-orange colour of the pistils I knew we were in fuckin business. Buds snap off the stem easily and break down into kinetic sand. Nose is perfection. Sweet pine perfume with bubblegum hits and the OG-fueled skunk note to round it all out. Smoke is LOUD and clearly has some travel, as this had the neighbour venture over to ask for a toke. Ash is super light gray, with an immediate oil ring. Typical sweet-gassy flavour combo. I'm finding lately that a good, if not the best, indicator of quality smoke is the taste translation when burned. This shit is on point. Terps didn't fizzle out or turn into a campfire. Stayed tasty and flavourful right down to the roach. High is immediate and behind the eyes. Possibly against my better judgement, I smoked this when I woke up and the rest of the day ended up being less-than-productive. Which is exactly what this is supposed to do. If you're an indica lover of any kind, this one's a no-brainer. 9.5/10