The Smoking Monkeys

King Louis XIII-ThesmokingMonkeys-March 2021

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Mar 24, 2021

Possible mold issue? Sherbert / The Smoking Monkeys / December 2020

/u/MadamPompadouf

Definitely looks like mold my friend. It is unfortunate since the bud looks so good otherwise. The bud is useless and you shouldn’t risk a respiratory infection, especially during flu season. I hope you can get compensation for the bag because simply put: mold + lungs = dangerous Edit: does look more like powdery mildew, but it makes no difference. Toss in ?

Dec 24, 2020

White Cookies * The Smoking Monkeys * December

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Strain - White Cookies (White Widow x Girl Scout Cookies) Mom - The Smoking Monkeys Smell - the nose on this strain is fairly muted until grinded where the terpenes really start popping. It has a sweet doughy earthy smell with alot more of the GSC nose being present Smoke - medium to lighter grey salt and pepper ash, with a resin ring leading charge in front of the cherry. The inhale had a good dough citrus flavoring where the exhale was more earthy and spicy tasting High - you can smoke this strain and continue going about your regular business no problem. Quite nice mellow and relaxing, yet uplifting in the same sense. Good daytime or wake and bake choice. It does also increase appetite 100% Quality: nuggets colored mostly of an olive green shading, with darker green undertones coming through, and some lighter mint green sugar leafs hugging the structures. Plenty of untamed lengthy copper pistils shooting off all directions, and a thinly dusted layer of milk trichomes. Buds of a smaller to medium portions, crispy on the outside and a good amount of squeeze to them

Dec 22, 2020

Sherbert / The Smoking Monkeys / December 2020

/u/MadamPompadouf

-This product was gifted for the purpose of reviewing. The review reflects my nonprofessional opinion of the flower. I'll be rating value based on the price posted on the website prior to sales- Quality: 7.5/10 Value: 8.5/10 Appeal: Decent bag appeal, the leaves are a mix of dark and bright greens covered in white trichomes with a healthy amount of orange pistils coming through the leaves. Smell: I'm immediately hit with some sweetness that is followed with some earthy/peppery tones. I love the mix of sweet/spicy, I'm used to gassier strains so this is a nice switch up, very pleasant. Smoke: I smoke out of a bong so I can't really say too much about the quality of the burn, but my bowls salt and pepperish which makes for a decently smooth smoke. High: The high hits me right in the head and gives me the giggles for a little while. It's a very pleasant feeling, not overpowering but definitely present, it's a nice strain to smoke while watching movies or playing some video games. It's not a long lasting high but it doesn't leave me feeling tired which is nice. Notes: All in all I've had a positive experience with The Smoking Monkeys. I recommend them if you're looking for reasonably priced flower and good customer service, which seems to be lacking with some moms these days. They're currently having a 20% store-wide sale with code TSMDEALS20 if you guys are interested!

Dec 22, 2020

Cali Kush * The Smoking Monkeys * December

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Strain - Cali Kush Mom - The Smoking Monkeys Smell - the initial smell coming off the strain is slightly muted when first selling it, once busted up the terpenes become alot more pronounced. Scents of herbal citrus and a skunky coffee like smell are very prominent Smoke - medium to lighter greyish ash, slight resin ring to go along with a smooth consistent burn. Flavor was quite similar to smell with the terpenes carrying over nicely. The initial blast of a skunky citrus coffee on the inhale then becoming more of an earthy spicy herbal taste as you exhale High - a completely balanced hybrid split of sativa and indica being a perfect blend of both it allows this to be a great daytime choice. You will still be fully functional, feeling good and relaxed, somewhat motivated, and the burnout barely hits you. Bring an appetite for post blaze Quality: absolute densely compact bud, no give at all to the squeeze. Crispy interior with all the terpenes trapped within waiting to be unleashed. Emerald green with darker green undertones casting forest green notes in portions, orangish brown pistils everywhere on these nuggets as if overtaking the structures, finished off with a layer of trichomes dusted over top

Dec 21, 2020

Sour Watermelons * The Smoking Monkeys * December

/u/bos420

Brand - Sour Watermelon by Golden Monkey Extracts Mom - The Smoking Monkeys Flavor - just like the name, no mystery or surprise that these ended up being as described, sour watermelon flavored very similar to the old school flavored watermelon slice candies Potency - each individual slice was dosed at 30mgs per, with a total of 8 pieces equaling to a 240mg bag. I decided to try one to see where 30mgs took me and it was a very minor buzz so I had continued to have another couple before getting a decent high going. Not sure if they are of different dosing for each one but it seemed to take more than the usual to feel the proper amount I figured that I would off the rated dosage Quality - they were all shaped very similar with a little bit of differences between them. All bearing the resemblance of watermelon slices ofcourse. The biggest downfall I found was the film/residue left over on your teeth and they had a distinct lingering aftertaste that didn't seem to be in any rush to go away. Good initial taste but overall the amount of THC per candy did seem a little to light unless my tolerance for candies is getting that much higher

Dec 21, 2020

TheSmokingMonkeys.com -Lemon Kush - Dec 2020 AA+ Budget Oz

/u/506SK

Budget oz from New MoM @ $135oz - 20% . This stuff actually had a great appearance with tight , danky, sticky lemon smelling buds.. earthy tones came out when being cut up , and stayed while being smoked .. decent burn , no issues .. great anytime of day stuff. Could function and go about day problem. No burnout.. mild day buzz. AA+ REMEMBER . Great for price tho .. no complaints. Quality 6.8 Value 8.8 Smell 7.4 Potency 5.5 Bag appeal 7.0

Dec 20, 2020

IslandPinkKush - The Smoking Monkeys - dec 2020

/u/506SK

Very nice shatter to work with.. easy to break off the piece wanna smoke .. has pull snap texture to it .. very clean burn , smooth , not harsh .. could taste the pink in the shatter and left 0 residue afterwards .. potency was in med range . Decent product overall .. Would rate this shatter 8/10 ..

Dec 20, 2020

Nuken * The Smoking Monkeys * December

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Strain - Nuken (God Bud x Kish) Mom - The Smoking Monkeys Smell - the distinct scent that Nuken sports is very familiar. It has a really sweet smell that is also really earthy herbal smelling at the same time. Quite the sweet skunky terpenenes produced by this strain Smoke - good transition from smell to smoke, producing an skunky earthy taste on the inhale, and exhaled it moves to more of a sweet piney lingering taste. Medium grey salt and pepper ash, smooth smoking, and a nice consistent burn with a resin ring intact High - this is a good strain for daytime smoke and also a decent option to wake and bake. Leaves you nice and relaxed yet focused and I find that it doesn't remove any motivation for banging out any tasks you've got on the go. Burn out was also very non existent Quality: really nice big dense bud with light green hues, medium almost emerald green nugs with darker green undertones in portions throughout the formations. A light dusting of trichomes glistening off with copper pistils sticking out all over these bad boys

Dec 20, 2020

Agent Orange- TheSmokingMonkeys- dec 2020

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New MoM * I seen these guys pop up online . Seen they had some budget oz's , so I figured I'd check em out .. AA+ Agent Orange Had a mild orange nose on it when I opened the bag .. neat little foxtails on a few which I thought was cool for a AA . Buds were mixed from med to small .. Bright ,orange , little crystal .. Not much potency.. could smoke this anytime.of day and still function at 100% .. was on par for the price $110 .. I've gotten better at that price before, but I've also gotten worse .. but with a 20% discount on site , it was worth it ..

Dec 16, 2020