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Gelato 33- WTF Cannabis- June 2021

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A bit of a mixup left me testing out the AAA version of this strain last go around; but the guys at WTF hooked me up with the correct version this time around (being the AAAA version) . Either way this one arrived with a near perfect trim on the fat chunky buds alongside an overly “caked” looking exterior I am familiar with for this strain. Light and dark green backgrounds, nice moisture level and healthy untouched trichomes moreso present on the interior of the nugs. A closer look revealed a lot of milky heads upon long milky stalks. Compared to the AAA, the nose on this one was also much more impressive. As it delivered on the sweet, doughy, and somewhat nutty nose you’d expect from a gelato strain. Smoke was smooth and burned with a light fluffy grey ash with a smaller resin ring to follow. Flavors followed suit with the nose delivering mainly sweet, doughy, and mildly earthy notes. Found I initially felt this one above the shoulders with a mildly energized and talkative cerebral buzz. However, this ended moreso with euphoria and sloth like energy levels as I followed the initial session by another bong rip. Much happier with my experience this go around with WTF’s Gelato 33 as it seemed to meet my expectations of the strain’s typical appearance, terp profile and smoke experience.

Jul 02, 2021

Purple Punchsicle- WTF Cannabis- June 2021

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Eighth arrived as one big ol' nug plus a smaller bud that were both quite dense, with a nice humidity level, feeling crisp on the exterior, with a good squish within. Beautifully deep greens and purples with a significant amount of wild looking rich burnt orange pistils matted along the exterior. A healthy amount of resin gave the buds an almost sugared appearance as well. A closer peek revealed smaller translucent stalks with clear and milky heads scattered throughout. Smells were the highlight; with beautifully rich orange (think Sunny D) mixed with some sweet cherries and creamy aromas. Reminded me a lot of Terple I had ages ago; but this one is up there with some of my favourite terpene profiles. Found this burned with a clean light grey ash with some minor peppering throughout leaving a thick resin ring in a jay. It produced some creamy sweet and fruity flavors. Found the effects were initially uplifting and potent leaving my eyes feeling hazey. This later translated into a moderate bodyload that had me feeling relaxed, euphoric, and overall, mildly sedated. After I had a follow-up rip from the bong; I was sending myself off to the couch to lie horizontal. Over the top terpene profile makes for a delicious smoke in either a bong or joint.

Jul 02, 2021

Grease Monkey Diamonds - WTF Cannabis - June

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Grease Monkey Diamonds from WTF Cannabis Visual: It was a big orange sparkly crystal that would crumble apart to the touch into smaller diamonds. It looked very appealing. Nose/Taste: The nose was a bit light with a sweet and gassy smell and a hint of vanilla. The taste was not as sweet but I still got the gas and some of the vanilla. It was also a bit light. Potency/Effects: It was very punchy and it had a heavy potency. A little goes a long way with this one. It hit me hard and messed up my brain and functioning. I felt heavy and weighed down and not talkative at all. It mellowed off after that initial wave but it still had great effects. You can watch the video review: On Youtube:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lXGaGbK4OE&t=31s

Jun 25, 2021

Demon Breath - WTF Cannabis - June

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Demon Breath (AAAA) from WTF Cannabis 70% Indica Dominant Hybrid Visual: The visuals were striking with crazy black buds covered with fuzzy, creamy crystal. There were some hints of greens, but it was mostly black and there were patches of contrasting orange hairs. The buds had a looseness to them. Nose: The nose very pungent. I got a bunch of different smells like earthy, citrus and a little bit of Kush. One of the descriptions was menthol and I could get a bit of that spicy menthol from it as well. Cut/Roll/Grind: I couldn’t even feel it in the grinder, and it was very easy to cut. It was loose and fluffy but quite sticky with a great moisture level. Taste: I got quite a bit of flavour from it. The citrus, the musky earthiness and the spiciness came through. Burn: The burn was good, the ash was nice but the smoke wasn’t super heavy. Potency/Effects: This Demon Breath wasn’t very punchy, and it took a bit to build up. It gave me a bit of an energy boost and it was a bit cerebral with a clear head. It was fairly mellow and I was able to function well but still with a good overall buzz. It would be good for day and evening. Check out my website for weekly Giveaways! - mcdaddy.ca You can watch the video review: On Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ng4RQFHVues&t=68s Or on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/CQg-xJajEF3/

Jun 24, 2021

Rockstar FSE Vape cart (Cumulus Carts) - WTF Cannabis - June

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Rockstar FSE Vape Cart (Cumulus Carts) from WTF Cannabis Visual: It was darker than the other Vape Carts with a bit of a dirty honey look. Taste: The taste was very terpy. It was gassy and piney and a bit of that hash oil flavour. Potency/Effects: It was very punchy and hard hitting! It makes me very buzzy in my head and my body and I get a happy and heavy vibe from it. Great effects! Check out my website for weekly Giveaways! - mcdaddy.ca You can watch the video review: On Youtube:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sSrV3ciK7A&t=21s Or on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/CQgoCYrDEt8/

Jun 24, 2021

Animal Cookies - WTF Cannabis - June

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Animal Cookies (AAAA) from WTF Cannabis 75% Indica Dominant Hybrid Cross: Girl Scout Cookies x Fire OG Visual: There was a bit of a dank look to this Animal cookies. It was dark green with lots of sparkly crystal and patches of light brown hairs. It also had a bit of a purple hue to it and it was pretty dense but with a bit of a squish. Nose: The nose was a herbal cookies smell with some sweetness and dankness. It was light at first but then when I started busting it up it was more pungent. Cut/Roll/Grind: It was very easy to grind and to cut with scissors. It was more sticky when I was pulling it apart and it had a good moisture level to it. Taste: I got some pineyness at first followed up by some gas and some of the sweet herbal flavour. It was very pungent. Burn: The burn was good. The ash was a bit salt and peppery but it gave lots f smoke and it was a good smoke overall. Potency/Effects: I got a good punch from this Animal Cookies and it built up into a very good potency level for me. It was Indica leaning with a heavy weighed down feeling and as if time is slowing down a bit. I got a good overall buzz and it kept building up and I eventually needed some couch time. Good for night time. Check out the WTF Cannabis Giveaway on my website - mcdaddy.ca You can watch the video review: On Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoGfReVWlGs&t=29s Or on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/CQebbHljIEo/

Jun 24, 2021

Lemon MAC sourced from Wtfcannabis June 2021

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Lemon MAC • Lineage: Unknown x MAC • Bred by @capulator • Cultivated by Private ACMPR • Sourced from Wtfcanabbis • ? • Bag appeal - medium sized perfectly trimmed and cured buds very dense with a snappy texture that once cracked into just kinda crumbles and are both sticky and very greasy feeling. Light and dark olive with minty greens and hints of purple throughout and thick dark orange pistils. Matting everything down into the nice tight structure is the blanket of snowy white resinous trichomes that have some outer heads still visibly intact. • ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - the nose on this is super funky and definitely dominated by it's MAC parent with a herbal funk that is sweet and creamy with very faint hints of citrus as well as some doughy terps. Translating nicely to the taste with sweet but dank herbal terps that like the nose have only hints of citrus here and there with an earthy cookie exhale that has a spicy finish. I've actually had regular MAC's with more citrus to it not that this bothered me as I still love the terps. Joints burn perfectly even and instantly form a sizable oil ring while producing a clean mostly white ash with very little peppering. • ? • High - this stuff hits nice with a strong cerebral high that had me wide awake before even putting out the joint and spacey all at the same time while leaving me feeling very upbeat, great for listening to music. There is also a body high that takes affect early on which is only mild and does not slow you down whatsoever but does help a bit with pain and tense muscles. Definitely a great daytime smoke and is the perfect wake and bake to get your day started. • ? • Overall this one I think would be my favorite of the recent grabs from WTF. Nice bag appeal, wicked funky terp profile that translates perfectly, clean and greasy burning, with potent sativa effects. I rate this Quality 9.5/10

Jun 23, 2021

Garlic Sherbert - WTF Cannabis - June

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Garlic Sherbert (AAAA) from WTF Cannabis 70% Indica Dominant Hybrid Cross: Garlic GMO Sherbert x Gorilla Glue #4 Visual: This Garlic Sherbert had a cool look to it! They were chunky buds that were mostly dark green with light green at the ends of the short foxtails. It had lots of frosty white crystal like it was covered in snow. It was pretty dense and it had lots of light orange hairs all over. Nose: The nose was a bit spicy and earthy, and it had a bit of a light garlic spice. It was a bit more savory when I opened it up. Cut/Roll/Grind: It was very easy to grind and to cut with scissors. It wasn’t sticky and it wasn’t dry. Taste: I got a bit of the spiciness and earthiness along with some woodiness to it. Burn: The burn was ok. The ash was a bit dark and flaky but it didn’t go out on me. The burn was a little bit rough. Potency/Effects: I didn’t get much of a punch from this one but it ended up having a pretty good potency level. It made me sleepy and relaxed and I had an increased appetite as well. I got some cerebral effects but I still zoned out a bit with it, It would be good for night time. Check out my website for the WTF Cannabis Giveaway! - mcdaddy.ca You can watch the video review: On Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9BohogHn-w Or on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/CQd-rscDgyM/

Jun 23, 2021

Frosted Fruitcake - WTF Cannabis - June

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Frosted Fruitcake (AAAA) from WTF Cannabis 80% Indica Dominant Hybrid Cross: Jungle Cake x Strawberry Shortcake Visual: This one had some crazy visuals! It had a bit of a craft look to it and a darkness as well. There were some bits of green but mostly it was a very dark green with blacks and purples. It had a crazy amount of creamy crystal which lightened it up a bit and patches of orange hairs. It was very dense. Nose: The nose was sweet and musky with a bit of spiciness. Cut/Roll/Grind: It held back a little bit in the grinder but it was very easy to grind and to cut overall. It was a bit sticky and it had a good moisture level. Taste: I got mainly an earthy woodiness. None of the noses came through. Burn: The burn was ok. The ash was a bit dark and flaky but it didn’t go out on me. The burn was a little bit rough. Potency/Effects: This Frosted Fruitcake had a bit of a hit and it took a bit to build up. The effects were relaxing and put me in a mellow mood. The potency wasn’t there to take you out but more of a wave of calmness and relaxation that I got from it. Good for day or night time. Check out my website to enter the WTF Cannabis Giveaway!!!! mcdaddy.ca You can watch the video review: On Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuSERYZ1Ufs&t=103s

Jun 22, 2021

Lemon Mints Mixed Phenos LHR [ @slurmmm.melt @gasgodz420 / wtfcannabis.com] 20/05/2021

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Same look but the nose is where this change. This one had a some of the most intense abusive musky gassy nose ive ever had. Really myrcene driven Personally i was in heaven. You get the similar peppery lemony backend but the front is just a smack in the face of gas the musky almost vinegary side tickles your nostrils. The effects are a bit heavier I found on this one too. Also euphorising at first but was phasing in and out a lot, hard to concentrate i kept this one for night time or a treat for days off.

Jun 18, 2021