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? Bananacane ? / WTF Cannabis / June 2021

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Not incentivized. Got to start with the terps coming off this batch. Crazy strong banana ???and creamy tones make its namesake true. I'd almost like to see someone make an air fresher that smells just like this stuff. Trim and cure is on point, this is a craft level offering from WTF so that's expected and delivers. I bought this during their 30% off flower promo making the purchase worth it (180 an oz instead of 250). Smoke is super tasty, smooth and the bud burned fairly clean. Hint of pine on the exhale. The high wasn't overpowering, hit the head first with a nice punch of euphoria and relaxation. Turns into more of a body buzz and helped with some pain I have. Indica leaning but I wouldn't say it's too sedating like a pink kush. Great stuff, just think it should be a bit cheaper at regular price. Buy just a little for the terps alone though, won't regret it. Quality 9, Value 9

Jul 12, 2021

Rainbow Budder / WTF Cannabis / July 2021

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Rainbow budder from WTFCannabis. Perfect budder consistency and easy to work with, With a great aromas of sweet fruits . It’s does taste like grapefruit, Pineapple and a hint of tangy. Good strains for day’s usage and for anxiety or for reducing stresses. High 7/10 Terps 7/10

Jul 08, 2021

Cookie Dough- WTF Cannabis- June 2021

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Beautiful buds with a thoroughly caked exterior what resembled the previously reviewed Gelato 33. However, had some light and dark green background with streaks of purple that really made for some impressive bag appeal. Small to medium sized chunky structure feeling moderately dense, plus with a near perfect humidity with a spongy interior that bounced back from having pressure applied. Rich orange to lightly yellow pistils strewn throughout made for a nice contrast of colours. A close peek revealed longer milky stalks with mainly transparent and milky heads. Smells were surprising as I picked up some soft orange notes first, with some of the more predictable creamy and sweet scents. Smells were not pungent but were easily discernible with the rich heavy and delicious scents slowly emanating from the bag. Smoke was exceptionally smooth with a burn to match with near White ash and a small oil ring to follow. Smoke was spicy and herbal with some creamy aromas being most prominent. Was accompanied by some mild soft orange flavors on the exhale. Effects had me initially uplifted but balanced out quickly with a relaxing body load that had me feeling mellow and happy. An anytime of the day smoke with moderately potent effects appropriate for a number of occasions. Likely my second favourite of the quads form WTF this round. Delicious, smooth smoke with pleasant balanced effects making it a pleasure to smoke anytime

Jul 08, 2021

Pink Rockstar Flower Rosin- WTF Cannabis (The Squishlist)- June 2021

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Such crazy looking rosin with much of the product looking light and pale with a layer of deep amber terps covering the top making it look a deep caramel colour. There were also several pockets where you could see collections runny amber goodness underneath the jar. It generally appeared to have a healthy sheen along the exterior which overall made the rosin damn appealing. Smells were equally impressive straight out of the jar with over the top gas and moderate levels of herbal notes. After whipping the rosin, it became moreso of a uniform creamy golden brown with a thickened honey consistency. Not the easiest to collect a dab but not a big deal with the right dab tool. Vapour was great, again delivering with heavy gas forward flavors alongside some light floral and herbal notes.  Really nice one to dab at a lower temperature; with the flavors lingering for a while. Smooth with a very clean melt considering it is flower rosin; obviously still a bit of residue left behind but again at a lower temp this ends relatively clean. Effects hit me with a euphoric cerebral high that was quickly accompanied by a heavier body stone that made everything relaxing and enjoyable. I wa s sucker for the blue cherry MAC flower rosin and this was equally as impressive. 

Jul 04, 2021

Strawpicanna??- WTF Cannabis- June 2021

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That...looks beautiful for wtfcannabis Edit: 220 a zip I just checked nvm looks fairly priced, but still a killer bag appeal

Jul 03, 2021

Pink Skunk FSE Cart- WTF Cannabis ( cumulus carts)-June 2021

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Very clean looking with a rich yellow hue and a slightly opaque or thickened look to it straight out of the protective sleeve. After having it in my hand for a short period of time it became much less viscous and moreso of a clear fluid with the same attractive colours. The source of this FSE that was refined into a product that could be used in a cart was from Arcana Extractions who I am very familiar with and have enjoyed several times in the past. The flavors were extremely prominent and flavorful with intensely sharp, gassy, and herbal/kushy tastes. Absolutely stunning terpene profile, but I may be a bit biased as I am drawn towards all the gas monsters out there typical of any proper pink strain. No harshness or weird tickle in the nostrils that I’ve noticed with some artificial terpenes in the past. Effects were potent too with both a cerebral buzziness and heavy physical effects settling into the body simultaneously. Had me feeling overly relaxed within 25 minutes after taking 5-6 decent tokes.  I will be trying my best to make this one last as I cannot get enough of it..... It's likely to be a constant struggle to preserve this one.

Jul 02, 2021

Gelato 33- WTF Cannabis- June 2021

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A bit of a mixup left me testing out the AAA version of this strain last go around; but the guys at WTF hooked me up with the correct version this time around (being the AAAA version) . Either way this one arrived with a near perfect trim on the fat chunky buds alongside an overly “caked” looking exterior I am familiar with for this strain. Light and dark green backgrounds, nice moisture level and healthy untouched trichomes moreso present on the interior of the nugs. A closer look revealed a lot of milky heads upon long milky stalks. Compared to the AAA, the nose on this one was also much more impressive. As it delivered on the sweet, doughy, and somewhat nutty nose you’d expect from a gelato strain. Smoke was smooth and burned with a light fluffy grey ash with a smaller resin ring to follow. Flavors followed suit with the nose delivering mainly sweet, doughy, and mildly earthy notes. Found I initially felt this one above the shoulders with a mildly energized and talkative cerebral buzz. However, this ended moreso with euphoria and sloth like energy levels as I followed the initial session by another bong rip. Much happier with my experience this go around with WTF’s Gelato 33 as it seemed to meet my expectations of the strain’s typical appearance, terp profile and smoke experience.

Jul 02, 2021

Purple Punchsicle- WTF Cannabis- June 2021

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Eighth arrived as one big ol' nug plus a smaller bud that were both quite dense, with a nice humidity level, feeling crisp on the exterior, with a good squish within. Beautifully deep greens and purples with a significant amount of wild looking rich burnt orange pistils matted along the exterior. A healthy amount of resin gave the buds an almost sugared appearance as well. A closer peek revealed smaller translucent stalks with clear and milky heads scattered throughout. Smells were the highlight; with beautifully rich orange (think Sunny D) mixed with some sweet cherries and creamy aromas. Reminded me a lot of Terple I had ages ago; but this one is up there with some of my favourite terpene profiles. Found this burned with a clean light grey ash with some minor peppering throughout leaving a thick resin ring in a jay. It produced some creamy sweet and fruity flavors. Found the effects were initially uplifting and potent leaving my eyes feeling hazey. This later translated into a moderate bodyload that had me feeling relaxed, euphoric, and overall, mildly sedated. After I had a follow-up rip from the bong; I was sending myself off to the couch to lie horizontal. Over the top terpene profile makes for a delicious smoke in either a bong or joint.

Jul 02, 2021

Grease Monkey Diamonds - WTF Cannabis - June

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Grease Monkey Diamonds from WTF Cannabis Visual: It was a big orange sparkly crystal that would crumble apart to the touch into smaller diamonds. It looked very appealing. Nose/Taste: The nose was a bit light with a sweet and gassy smell and a hint of vanilla. The taste was not as sweet but I still got the gas and some of the vanilla. It was also a bit light. Potency/Effects: It was very punchy and it had a heavy potency. A little goes a long way with this one. It hit me hard and messed up my brain and functioning. I felt heavy and weighed down and not talkative at all. It mellowed off after that initial wave but it still had great effects. You can watch the video review: On Youtube:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lXGaGbK4OE&t=31s

Jun 25, 2021

Demon Breath - WTF Cannabis - June

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Demon Breath (AAAA) from WTF Cannabis 70% Indica Dominant Hybrid Visual: The visuals were striking with crazy black buds covered with fuzzy, creamy crystal. There were some hints of greens, but it was mostly black and there were patches of contrasting orange hairs. The buds had a looseness to them. Nose: The nose very pungent. I got a bunch of different smells like earthy, citrus and a little bit of Kush. One of the descriptions was menthol and I could get a bit of that spicy menthol from it as well. Cut/Roll/Grind: I couldn’t even feel it in the grinder, and it was very easy to cut. It was loose and fluffy but quite sticky with a great moisture level. Taste: I got quite a bit of flavour from it. The citrus, the musky earthiness and the spiciness came through. Burn: The burn was good, the ash was nice but the smoke wasn’t super heavy. Potency/Effects: This Demon Breath wasn’t very punchy, and it took a bit to build up. It gave me a bit of an energy boost and it was a bit cerebral with a clear head. It was fairly mellow and I was able to function well but still with a good overall buzz. It would be good for day and evening. Check out my website for weekly Giveaways! - mcdaddy.ca You can watch the video review: On Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ng4RQFHVues&t=68s Or on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/CQg-xJajEF3/

Jun 24, 2021