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Madagascar [ wtfcannabis.com] 02/10/2021

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Madagascar rated as Indica Unknown lineage some rumors lean on it being a Landrace  from the Country its named after. Huge chunks like boulders. Bright green turning purple on the tips. Almost hard to the touch with a bit of a loose trim down near the stem but perfectly manicured near the top of the buds. Felt decently fresh and sticky. A lots of intact trichomes on the exterior too. Gassy skunky with a light funky touch not too sure I can put a name on it feels woody floral mostly. Transfers to the heavy and smooth smoke. Leaves a nice diesel like taste lingering on the tongue. Burned a tad salt and pepper nothing to bad. The effects are definetly indica dominant it was relaxing and sedating. Starts with a pretty intense heady feeling with the pressure building arround the eyes. Fast acting and leads to sedating super fast.

Mar 12, 2021

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Mar 12, 2021

Sour Cookies [ wtfcannabis.com] 02/10/2021

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Sour Cookies  rated as Sativa A cross of Sour Diesel x GSC Elongated and dense buds. Bright green in color with bright fire orange pistils. A heavy milky trichomes coverages on the outside giving the bud a matted look. Decently fresh a couple leafs could have been pulled out but nothing major on this one. Smell was a bit faint before busting it open. But once ground up it released a nice gassy earthy aroma. Didnt transfer too well to the smoke heavy smoke and a bit dry on the throat. The effects where nice to use and be interactive wont put you in a bubble or mess your attention span in lower dose. A heady euphorising and mellow relaxing flower not the most potent body wise but did couch lock me after a couple session.

Mar 12, 2021

Romulan [wtfcannabis.com] 02/10/2021

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Romulan rated as Indica Unknown exact lineage taught to have a bit of White rhino in it. Big in size dense and elongated in shape these nugs where coated with fuzzy trichomes, lot of them intact even on the exterior with a lot of milky heads showing everywhere. Bright green with darker sugar leafs. It felt sticky and decently fresh. The smell was candy sweet with a piney, citrusy background super pleasant on the nose. All transfered to the taste again super well sweet and piney. Burned slow had an heavy but  a smooth smoke with a white ash all over just slight darker edge. This strain had me floating I felt really elevated and relaxed. Great for laying back gaming or any calm activity. Induced sedation pretty fast. Felt like a classic Romulan a great representation of the strain.

Mar 11, 2021

Super Lemon Haze Bubble Hash Rosin - WTFCannabis - Mar 2021

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This one is a real treat. Exceptional lemon nose and taste. Excellent consistency, and bringing high potency, I havent had any rosin in quite a while and this stuff is one of the best I've ever had. I would absolutely reorder and am considering ordering one or two more rn. At 40 bucks a g, I consider this to have some real value, especially if SLH is one of your faves, as it is mine.

Mar 10, 2021

Sugar Cookies[wtfcannabis.com] [ 10/02/2021]

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Sugar Cookies rated as Hybrid A cross of Crystal Gayle x Blue Hawaiian x Sensi Star. This one had a really nice look a bit generic at first glance, but a nice structure with small boulders emerging from a more elongated looking bud. Bright green all over with a matted coating of milky trichomes lots of intact heads on this one. Even milkyer on the inside a bit leafy but these also had milky heads. First time trying this i tought it was a GSC cut, but  not at all. So surprised when ripping the vac open it smelled so sweet a noticeable fruity side too. The taste was more  diesel / gas prominent really pleasant and decently pungent  smoke. Heavy and smooth with a slow and steady burn left a bit of a gray ash. The effects are nice super uplifting at first still lets you know its there with a instant heavy feeling. Euphoric at first quickly subsidize into something really relaxing and sedating. Punched me in the face when it kicked in a bit of a creeper. Prettt impressed by this one.

Mar 10, 2021

Sugar Cookies [ wtfcannabis.com] 10/02/2021

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Sugar Cookies rated as Hybrid A cross of Crystal Gayle x Blue Hawaiian x Sensi Star. This one had a really nice look a bit generic at first glance, but a nice structure with small boulders emerging from a more elongated looking bud. Bright green all over with a matted coating of milky trichomes lots of intact heads on this one. Even milkyer on the inside a bit leafy but these also had milky heads. First time trying this i tought it was a GSC cut, but  not at all. So surprised when ripping the vac open it smelled so sweet a noticeable fruity side too. The taste was more  diesel / gas prominent really pleasant and decently pungent  smoke. Heavy and smooth with a slow and steady burn left a bit of a gray ash. The effects are nice super uplifting at first still lets you know its there with a instant heavy feeling. Euphoric at first quickly subsidize into something really relaxing and sedating. Punched me in the face when it kicked in a bit of a creeper. Prettt impressed by this one.

Mar 09, 2021

Nuken [ wtfcannabis.com] 10/02/2021

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Nuken rated as Indica A cross of God Bud x Shishkaberry Big chunky nugs forest green all over with small orange pistils giving it that clasic look. . A really generous ammount of intact heads on the outside still. Got even better once busted open. Classic Nuken but a really nice representation of it felt pretty fresh. Generic Nuken smell funky sharp skunk. All transfered super well to the heavy but smooth skunky smoke. Burned slow with a white fluffy ash. Relaxing and unwinding without being sedating at all not a wake and bake strain. But perfect after that at almost any time a relaxed and heavyish medecine that made me super talkative.

Mar 09, 2021

Blue Sherbet - WTFCannabis - Mar 2021

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This was an 1/8 that was sent along with the Mac1 I received yesterday and I am enjoying this stuff VERY much. Although the buds are pretty small they are absolutely covered in trichomes. Has a beautiful Blueberry fruit nose with some rich dankness underneath that isn't gas but it's pungent nonetheless. Not overly sticky but fresh and a very smooth smoke. Beyond the look, smell and taste of the bud, which carries through from the nose on exhale, where this flower shines is in its effects. A truly soaring hybrid effect, Im careless and floating happily very shortly after smoking. It's highly euphoric and a great early to mid afternoon smoke that brings mild burnout towards the midway point of the buzz. It becomes quite relaxing. I was again, very impressed with this bud and am seeing that WTF has some REAL nice products now and are def worth a 2nd look if you'd given up on them as I had. Psa - The deal on the Mac1 ends in am hour or two Ive been advised. I grabbed another oz because its just too good not to at that price - $145

Mar 05, 2021

Cannatonic [ wtfcannabis.com] 20/01/2021

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A bit late on this one. Cannatonic rated as Hybrid A cross of Mk Ultra x G13 Haze Big chunky nugs lime green all over with darker shades on the sugar leafs. Fuzzy look on the exterior with a white matted look but mostly headless stalks, the inside had small heads on long milky stalks. A bit on the dry side and nicely trimmed. Smell was classic Cannatonic but a bit muted pretty generic earthy and citrusy. Taste was not like I remembered tasted really harsh and almost acrid. Burn was okay fast a bit but all white with darker edges. The effect are classic high cbd/ really low thc  this is more of a strain id use if I don't wanna feel relaxed or almost no heady effects. Its a really mellow medecine good if your looking for cbdish strains. I like to keep a bit on the side because i find it  helpful with migraines but thats about it for this one.

Mar 04, 2021