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MAC1 - WTFCannabis - Mar 2021

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I tried these guys when they first opened and ordered a couple of the quads and was sorely disappointed so I didn't give them another look. A buddy of mine recently told me I HAD to try this "BOMB MAC1" and he and I share similar taste for weed so when he said WTF had it on half price rn I was hesitant but I decided to get some. He was right, this is amazing Mac1. As good or better than HGAs, These Dank, dense, crystal coated buds are a beauty to look at. It seems dry at first touch but as soon as you squish it or break it up it becomes fresh and like glue. My perfect humidity. It has an intensely pungent fruity Mac1 nose that I love from my past experiences. I've only tried it in a bong but it was smooth and burned to a nicely colored ash. I'm feeling the usual strongly euphoric Mac1 vibes from this and quickly. It's a steal rn and I couldn't recommend something more today if Mac1 is your thing, you will LOVE this.

Mar 04, 2021

Black Rose [ wtfcannabis.com] 01/20/2021

/u/wallbangu

Black Rose rated as indica A cross of Grand Reserve Headband x Early Girl These nugs looked really good at first glance big to medium in size pointy with a greasy tip purple hues all over and green sugar leafs. Looked super coated but on closer look you can see mostly headless stalks all over. Couple leafs could have been pulled of but nothing major the bag appeal was there ! Smell was a bit muted out of the bag but once grinded I got a lot of the same terp profile as Durban poison if you replace the licorice like for floral notes and keep the diesel citrus. It all transfered to the smoke well but a bit spicy with a salt and pepper burn. Effects are classic indica a relaxing slightly sedating good to unwind and lay back. No big couch lock but a bit of a heavy feeling lingering. Not super potent least from that round.

Feb 28, 2021

Critical Kush [ wtfcannabis.com] 20/01/2021

/u/wallbangu

Critical kush rated as Indica Critical Mass x OG Kush Big to smaller size nugs on this one. Dark green with hints of purple emerging on the edges and bright orange pistils lots of contrast. A bit of a hippy trim on this one and felt a bit dry. But nice intact trichomes on the exterior not super coated on the inside. Smell was a bit muted  mostly earthy a bit of citrus. Same for the smoke not much of the dank gas. A tad of a harsh smoke but burned nice and white all over just a light darker edge. While the smell/taste weren't the best on this  it was still quite potent. A decent headrush feeling at first, with a pressure near the temple and heavy eyes building slowly. Effects went on for a decent time too.

Feb 25, 2021

Chrome Cake [wtfcannabis.com] 20/01/2021

/u/wallbangu

Chrome Cake rated as Indica Pre-98 Bubba Kush X Cookies X OG Kush Breath X one unknown strain Small to medium size little caked nuggets super fluffy. Bright green all over with long orange pistils decent coating on the outside and decent on the inside too. A bit on the dryer side. Smelled a bit grassy like a damp soil at first.(the flowers where fine more dry if anything then humid) Got a little gas once grounded up. Same for the smoke mostly earthy a bit grassy not much of the gas coming thru. Burn was fast a bit a little darker edge in bowls. The effects leaned on the indica side with the heavy limbs, heavy eyes but I found the headrush to be mostly clear and almost sharp more then spacy. Not the most potent but nice for early in the day or more unseasoned smokers.

Feb 19, 2021

Jack Frost [wtfcannabis.com] 20/01/2021

/u/wallbangu

Jack Frost rated as Hybrid A cross of  White Widow x Northern Lights #5. Small to medium size nugs. Bright green all over with long orange red pistils. A nice coating on the outside a bit of headless stalks on the exterior of this one same inside. This one was a bit on the dryer side. Smell was a bit faint on this mostly woody with slight citrus undertone even when grounded up. Same for the smoke light and rather smooth a bit woody/ citrusy. Burned gray all over. Effects where still there it felt more Sativa leaning to me energizing and uplifting In most part. A happy smile inducer decently strong wont couch lock you unless indulging a lot. Ideal in a more social context liked it for gaming made me communicate a lot.

Feb 19, 2021

UBC Chemo [ wtfcannabis.com] 20/01/2021

/u/wallbangu

UBC Chemo rated as Inidca Unknown exact lineage Big and medium size chunky nugs. Bright green all over with short orange pistils a couple leafs could have been pulled off. A nice coating of multicolor trichomes inside and a couple brushed off on the outside. A bit on the dryer side. Smells funky almost smells like an extract or sift with an earthy side ahah. Mostly gassy earthy peppery. All transfered to the smoke i found it quite pleasant. This one burned really nice even though on the dryer side slow and steady with a white ash and light darker edge. Rarely do I find something really relieves my constant soreness from training haha but this really hit the spot on that side. A great muscle relaxer I really felt like it took some inflammation away. I felt super relaxed and sedated after a couple rips also made me spacy. Definetly a day off / night time strain.

Feb 18, 2021

Papaya [wtfcannabis.com] 01/20/2021

/u/wallbangu

Papaya rated as hybrid A cross of Citral #13 x Ice #2 Dense chunky nugs rather hard to the touch. Olive green all over with dark orange pistils. A tad dry and a couple leaf could have been pulled off but nothing major. A little bit of headless trichomes on the inside of this one. Smell was mostly spicy peppery didnt caught much fruit on this one a bit herbal. The smoke was light but super harsh not plesant dry on the throat. It burned fine left a white ash maybe a bit fast if anything. Didnt indulge much on this the taste was a bit off more and something really mellow not for seasoned smoker.

Feb 16, 2021

Comatose Og [wtfcannabis.com] 10/01/2021

/u/wallbangu

Comatose Og rated as Indica A cross of  OG Kush x Unknown pheno Big size chunky nugs covered in resin lots of intact juicy heads on the outside the whole bud looked fuzzy. Bright green and almost an equal ammount of purple you could see the heads without any macros lense it was stackedddd. Sticked to fingers decently better once busted open. Nice humidity on this too. The smell was crazy on this one for the rating. A piney musky and citrusy pungent nose. Transfers well to the taste with the musky citrus side coming first. It burned a bit salt and pepper more on the salty side. Potent and long lasting. A super nice relaxing and unwinding kick to the face after the first rip. Starts heady with a slight pressure building into an euphoric vibe. It release into a powerful sedating and couch locky effect. Great night strain. Wouldnt use this at day.

Feb 15, 2021

Walter White [ wtfcannabis.com] 01/20/2021

/u/wallbangu

Walter White rated as Sativa The White x Unspecified Sativa Pheno Shiny stacks of heads all over some dense and medium size nuggets. Olive green with long curly orange pistils. Lots of milky heads on the inside. A bit on the dryer side nothing too bad not dusty. This one was mostly earthy but faint at first and a bit of a creeper on the nose. Got more gassy diesel notes once grinded with a piney side too. It was a bit on the dry side and the taste suffered a bit from it. Earthy a dry strong spicy smoke. Burned a bit fast but left a gray ash all over on each bowls. The effects are perfect for any task fast headrush that gives a good pressure arround the eyes. It was slightly unwinding but I mostly felt a clear headed focus. It was easy to concentrate on different task and keep the focus on the main quest ahah. Didnt felt any sedation from this one

Feb 14, 2021

MnM [ wtfcannabis.com] 01/02/2021

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Feb 14, 2021