WTFCannabis

Platinum Kush - WTFcannabis - Late October

/u/ZeekSlikk

Large conical buds, coated in small milky trichomes. Buds have a great, diesel and hash scent that really amplifies when you break them up. Slightest bit on the dry side, but a good humidity and sticky texture. My joint burned well with a salt and pepper ash. Smoke was smooth with a mild peppery hash flavour. For 129 an oz I'd consider it great value. 8.5/10

Nov 18, 2020

Alaskan Thunderfuck Budder - WTFcannabis - Late October

/u/ZeekSlikk

Consistent texture, like room temp butter. Smells very terpy; citrusy, spicy, piney. Inhaled it's smooth. Flavour is strong citrus and sweetness initially, more spicy and piney in after taste. Strong head buzz. Feels like a high sativa hybrid. 10/10 value on this.

Nov 18, 2020

wtfcannabis Grape Ape

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Shipping: Another homerun with Canada Post, if they keep this shit up throughout the holiday season, I might forgive them for all the BS I've dealt with in the past. Pack came in a bubble mailer , vacuum sealed, with mylar bags inside. No complaints here. Bag Appeal: Pretty nice looking buds that are multicolored green with a few purple colors poking out. The buds are nicely coated in crystal, and when you crack open a bud they are much more prominent. The smell is pretty damn grapey for sure, maybe a bit of a earthy /woody smell there too. Grind/Roll: this is a no effort grind , I would say lower on the stickyness scale. the buds themselves are quite dense, but it fluffs up quite a bit when ground. The bud compacts a bit when rolling, so not super dense after the grind. Smoke: Pretty nice smoke! it definitely has that grapey flavor going on, and maybe a hint of earthy. The ash on this was salt and pepper, and had no issues staying lit. not much of a resin ring going on, I think that has something to do with it being a tad bit dry. Potency: This is a nice relaxing high, It isnt gonna beat you up and feels like it would be a nice daytime toke. It takes a little while to creep up on you, but once it hits its a focused pleasurable high. I wouldnt worry about having to go for a daytime nap or anything. Gave me a bit of dry mouth, and my urge to make lunch increased heavily. Overall for a AAA 9.3

Nov 06, 2020

Sour Diesel & Alien Orange Cookies - WTF Cannabis - early Nov

/u/Zanderb4444

Super happy with both strains. The Sour Diesel really stands out...dankest I’ve ever smelled. Smoked super smooth too. Big buds in the Alien Orange Cookies. Smell is a little odd, but I like it. A combo of citrus and baked goods...I get a little hint of pepper/spice too but not too potent. Would recommend both...the SD takes you for a wild ride while the AOC is a little more balanced. WTF comes through again with some top notch bud at a decent price. A+++

Nov 05, 2020

Walter White-WTFcannabis-October

/u/vancitysky

It’s a cheap sativa , dryer then I was hoping and doesn’t taste the greatest but has a decent uplifting high. Fairly rated.

Oct 31, 2020

Pink Tuna-wtfcannabis-Late October

/u/tcbkilla420

Bag Appeal: Looks pretty nice! noticed a extra leaf here and there not a deal breaker though. These are medium sized nugs that are nice and dark green sprinkled with a light coating of crystals. It's actually much nicer once you crack open a bud. The smell is more of a pink smell on this, I get more gas off smell off this then a Tuna type smell for sure. Nose is nice and pungent on this. Grind/Roll: nicely cured buds light on the sticky scale. Doesn't give you any grief when trying to roll it up, busted up larger then I expected I had to break out a larger rollie then anticipated. easy roll with the moisture level being bang on with this Pink Tuna. Smoke: this smokes really nice! ash is damn near light grey, Smokes nice and slow, you can definitely take your time with this one. Super greasy joint alert! resin ring was huge after a couple pulls on this joint, Probably another factor in why it burned so slow. The taste is not far off from the nose, Its a gassy one for sure. Potency: this is another strain that doesn't wait around for you, It hits pretty instantly and prepare for lift off because this one doesn't lack potency at all. Hits you in the forehead, sinus area. A super Indica heavy high of course, I would recommend a movie instead of a walk for sure. My focus wasn't great either, felt like I forgot what I was doing a couple times while writing this review. I would keep this one around for a bedtime smoke for sure. If someone told me this was a 100% Indica strain I would believe them. Overall for a AAA Strain 9.4

Oct 29, 2020

Pink Tuna - WTFCannabis - October

/u/hacketyapps

Oct 28, 2020

MAC1 - WTF Cannabis - October

/u/EPURON

MAC1 from WTFCannabis is a Hybrid strain. To the nose, you get an aroma of Citrus & Spicy Herbal. Tastes of Sweet, Herbal and Diesel. Effects are very uplifting and happy which I really enjoy especially during these times, making it easier to motivate myself! I would say the high starts off as a head high, bringing you down with a body high and a kick back to sleep! The THC content is around 23% so get prepared for the intense euphoria! Bag Appeal: 5/5 Smell: 4/5 Burn: 4/5 Potency: 5/5 Value: 4.5/5 Overall: 4.5/5

Oct 28, 2020

Hogs Breath-WTFcannabis-Late October

/u/tcbkilla420

Shipping: Was fast yet again! Next day delivery from B.C to B.C. Came in a bubble mailer with a vacuum sealed bag. Mylars of the product inside. Overall a great experience with shipping. Bag Appeal/Nose Looks great for product with a AAA rating light green compact buds with a generous amount of red hairs poking through. Trim is also very nice for AAA, and the nose is a mix between earthy nutty tones, maybe a hint of diesel. The bud is layered with crystal, and the diesel smell comes through a bit more while breaking open a nug. Roll/Grind: Liking what i'm seeing here with the grind, it has the slightest bit of sticky to it, but grinds nicely. After its been ground it has a bit of fluff to it, but doesn't lose its density when rolled. Smoke: This hogs breath is a very pleasurable smoke, incredibly smooth which is a nice surprise! I can definitely taste a nutty earthy flavor with a bit of diesel on the exhale. Nice resin ring started early on with this joint, And the Ash was snow white. One of the better smoking strains I've had in a long while. Potency: This is the first time I've tried Hogs Breath, and I used it as a late morning first toke of the day. The high is actually quite nice and would be a perfect daytime smoke. Feeling is a little uplifting, nice focused high. I got some dry mouth not long after, Maybe that's why its called Hogs Breath? Have a drink handy LOL. After the uplifting feeling wore off a bit I was having no problem concentrating on a little work to be done on the computer. If you've got shit to do but wanna get nice and high this would be a great strain for you. Overall for a AAA 9.7

Oct 27, 2020

wtfcannabis Hog's Breath/ Black Nuken/Black Diamond/Pink Tuna

tcb420

Hogs Breath Shipping: Was fast yet again! Next day delivery from B.C to B.C. Came in a bubble mailer with a vacuum sealed bag. Mylars of the product inside. Overall a great experience with shipping. Bag Appeal/Nose Looks great for product with a AAA rating light green compact buds with a generous amount of red hairs poking through. Trim is also very nice for AAA, and the nose is a mix between earthy nutty tones, maybe a hint of diesel. The bud is layered with crystal, and the diesel smell comes through a bit more while breaking open a nug. Roll/Grind: Liking what i'm seeing here with the grind, it has the slightest bit of sticky to it, but grinds nicely. After its been ground it has a bit of fluff to it, but doesn't lose its density when rolled. Smoke: This hogs breath is a very pleasurable smoke, incredibly smooth which is a nice surprise! I can definitely taste a nutty earthy flavor with a bit of diesel on the exhale. Nice resin ring started early on with this joint, And the Ash was snow white. One of the better smoking strains I've had in a long while. Potency: This is the first time I've tried Hogs Breath, and I used it as a late morning first toke of the day. The high is actually quite nice and would be a perfect daytime smoke. Feeling is a little uplifting, nice focused high. I got some dry mouth not long after, Maybe that's why its called Hogs Breath? Have a drink handy LOL. After the uplifting feeling wore off a bit I was having no problem concentrating on a little work to be done on the computer. If you've got shit to do but wanna get nice and high this would be a great strain for you. Overall: AAA 9.7 Black Nuken Bag Appeal/Nose: What can I say other then how does this have a AA rating? the bag appeal speaks for itself, it is absolutely caked in crystal, with a mix of light green and dark green. Red hairs poke out here and there, but they dont cover a large portion of the buds. the smell I would describe as a sweet piney smell, that hits you pretty hard as soon as you open the bag. I did notice maybe a extra leaf here and there that could have been trimmed, maybe thats why it got the AA rating? either way this is a real looker for a AA rating. Grind/Roll: These buds are pretty damn dense, I broke the bud apart to put it in the grinder, took a little elbow grease to grind it up, not a big deal, light on the sticky scale, maybe a tad bit dry? doesnt turn to dust so again not a big deal. Doesn't lose its structure at all when rolling it, gonna be hard to pack a lot into a rollie here. Smoke: This is a pretty good smoke! The ash is a bit dark grey but not black, joint stays lit while I was surfing the interweb on my phone. The taste is bang on with the nose, a sweet piney taste with maybe a bit of a peppery note to it. Nice thick smoke, which hits pretty hard, but doesn't have a shitty throat tickle. Potency: This hits pretty hard and fast! probably not the best idea for a wake'n'bake like I just did hahaha. Its a heady high, hit me right in the sinuses/forehead after a couple hits, after 20 minutes or so I was on the couch watching cartoons with my son with no motivation to move from there for awhile. If you have important shit to do for the day, don't smoke this first thing in the morning. For people on a budget and want good potency per dollar with a pretty damn pleasant taste, this is basically a homerun. Overall rating for a AA 9.8 Black Diamond Bag Appeal: Another great looking strain from wtfcannabis! This one is like a chameleon with the varying colors of light green, dark green, and a bit of purple in there. Nice trim for a AAA product and lots of crystal coverage covering these buds with a sprinkling of red hairs throughout. The nose on this is earthy pine, and i can get a bit of a berry smell on it also, pretty pungent smell on this one also. Grind/Roll: I would say medium on the sticky scale with some pretty dense buds, they aren't rock hard, so its not gonna give you a hard time with the grind. The roll is great, as the ground herb sticks to the rollie a bit giving you a bit of a hand with the roll. Nice and tense weed tube when done rolling. Smoke: This is a really nice smoke! burns nice and evenly and takes it's time, which is never a bad thing. Resin ring started after about 4-5 hits, got pretty greasy. Ash on this would be a salt and pepper type. the taste is a piney earth flavor wit a bit of a wine type flavor, pretty interesting flavor on this smoke, speaking of the smoke its a nice and dense heavy hitter. Potency: this Black Diamond is another heavy hitter right off the bat. I would keep this one around for a bedtime smoke for sure. I caught myself zoning out, Pretty easy to get distracted and forget what you were doing the minute before. The effects hit you in the eyes but not in a irritating way without the red eye, pretty pleasant stuff here. This one is a stay away from driving and heavy machinery high, was ready for a nap about a hour into this high. Another nice strain from wtfcannabis at a AAA rating. Overall rating for a AAA 9.5 Pink Tuna Bag Appeal: Looks pretty nice! noticed a extra leaf here and there not a deal breaker though. These are medium sized nugs that are nice and dark green sprinkled with a light coating of crystals. It's actually much nicer once you crack open a bud. The smell is more of a pink smell on this, I get more gas off smell off this then a Tuna type smell for sure. Nose is nice and pungent on this. Grind/Roll: nicely cured buds light on the sticky scale. Doesn't give you any grief when trying to roll it up, busted up larger then I expected I had to break out a larger rollie then anticipated. easy roll with the moisture level being bang on with this Pink Tuna. Smoke: this smokes really nice! ash is damn near light grey, Smokes nice and slow, you can definitely take your time with this one. Super greasy joint alert! resin ring was huge after a couple pulls on this joint, Probably another factor in why it burned so slow. The taste is not far off from the nose, Its a gassy one for sure. Potency: this is another strain that doesn't wait around for you, It hits pretty instantly and prepare for lift off because this one doesn't lack potency at all. Hits you in the forehead, sinus area. A super Indica heavy high of course, I would recommend a movie instead of a walk for sure. My focus wasn't great either, felt like I forgot what I was doing a couple times while writing this review. I would keep this one around for a bedtime smoke for sure. If someone told me this was a 100% Indica strain I would believe them. Overall for a AAA Strain 9.4

Oct 27, 2020