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Jamaican Dream- WTF Cannabis- Sept 2020

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Compared to the other two; Jamaican dream had the most appealing visuals with a fresh and wet texture along the exterior; making it look like fresh fudge that hadn’t quite set. As I collected a dab; it was surprising to find the budder was much firmer than its appearance lets on. Making it simple to snag a respectable glob. Smells coming out of the jar weren’t overly potent but smelt some sugary, fruity aromas with an undertone of herbal notes. The flavor on the smoke again mirrored the smell quite well with some sweet fruity tastes being most prominent. The buzz immediately hit me between the eyes with an energetic and clear-headed high that made it easy to stay focused or motivated to hammer out tasks. An easily Sativa leaning smoke without a hint sedation. In this case, heading out on the bike with my dog was the perfect activity to use up the piles of euphoric and uplifting vibes this budder produced. One of the concentrates I could see myself trying before a run or workout at the gym.

Oct 09, 2020

MAC #1- WTF Cannabis- Sept 2020

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Medium to small sized moderately dense spherical nugs with a “fluffy” looking appearance. There are dark and light green backgrounds plus dusty purple areas which try to peek through the thick coating of resin. The bag appeal is elevated further by the great cure, sticky interior and perfect trim, with nearly zero leaves left behind. Smells I initially got cracking the bag was a rich creamy orange nose. As I returned to the bag the next day I moreso noticed sweet and doughy aromas with mild citrus undertone. Found the smoke to be thick yet smooth, with a taste that was again nearly identical to the latter smell with sweet creamy and citrus flavors.  Burn was impressive with an obvious oil ring below the ember and a near white ash in both the bong and joint. High was an immediately uplifting and euphoric experience which had me happily going about my day. Found this later was mellowed out by some moderate body load and mild sedative effects. I’ll be saving this tasty and potent yet balanced smoke to smoke with some buddies while gaming out; but could be enjoyed anytime of the day.

Oct 09, 2020

Watermelon Zkittlez Budder- WTF Cannabis- Sept 2020

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I had some expectations coming into this review as I typically really enjoy the overwhelming scent Watermelon Zkittlez typically delivers. This did not disappoint. Found the aromas that came blasting out of the jar were very reminiscent of the pungent sour citrus and sweet fruit smells you’d expect. The texture was slightly dryer then the other two options I tried but had the familiar clean cube shape and light brown colour. The appearance looked more so like wet grainy sugar as you peered closer. Smoke again was smooth with a relatively clean burn and flavors mimicking the flavors well but not as prominently. Found this one to be strong; leading with a spacey head high; hitting me between the eyes and above the shoulders quickly.  This later mellowed out with some more relaxing vibes spreading to my limbs; which had me sitting with a grin with an overly happy and chill buzz. Anytime of the day smoke; but you’ll likely be napping after a few too many dabs.

Oct 09, 2020

Black Cookies by Seeds from Jordan of the Island-WTF Cannabis-October 2020

/u/indacouch421

A very pungent sweet & fruity skunk smell is emitted off these tight dense nugs that are neatly trimmed and bathed in trichomes .The burn on the joint was excellent and produced a clean whitish ash. The smoke was very smooth and tasted very much how it smelt but with a extra kick of fruit at the end. The effects were felt pretty quick making my eyes instantly glaze over and giving me a long lasting focused state where I was able to zone in to what I was doing with very little burnout at the end. Great hard hitting strain for any time of the day, Super happy I threw some of this flower into my last order. Qaulity-9 Value-10

Oct 07, 2020

Afghan Kush Budder -WTF Cannabis-October 2020

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Easy to work with budder that produces a terp filled smoke tasting of pine with hints of citrus & lemon. After taking a dab the potency is instantly noticed as a very heady feeling is felt in my head & eyes then gradually carries on throughout my entire body leaving me perfectly relaxed. Would definitely recommend this strain for the evening or when you don't have much planned. Qaulity-9 Value -10

Oct 07, 2020

MAC 1 - WTF Cannabis - Late Sept

/u/reeefermadass

Crazy bag appeal on this one, every nug is a light purple completely covered with frost. Smell is a dank gas with citrus that makes for a really flavourful smoke. Burns nice and white with a tiny bit of pepper. Super smooth. Really potent with an enjoyable high you can chill out with. Probably some of the nicest weed I've had in a long time. Usually avoid paying 200+/oz but this stuff is definitely worth it.

Oct 04, 2020

GSC - WTF Cannabis - September

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Nice smoke, light grey ashes. Medium to high potency. Taste and smell is good but not as strong as I'd like. Quality : 8 / 10 Value : 10 / 10

Oct 03, 2020

Lifesaver - WTF Cannabis - September

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This stuff was $80/oz, advertised as with seeds. Actually blew away my expectations. Smell is sweet and fruity, reminiscent of the candy. Same notes come through on smoke. Hits hard, smacked me upside the head pretty well. Burns clean, ash was mostly white with a little pepper. Overall super happy with it, and appreciate WTF bringing these deals out. Great value smoke.

Oct 03, 2020

Platinum Kush - WTF Cannabis - September 2020

/u/thechronickid_00

Full album - http://imgur.com/a/KZD4NMo A timeless pairing of Master Kush and Afghani. Dense, pinecone shaped buds that do the name platinum justice as they are indeed iced out. Also covered in an orange sea of thick winding hairs. Just a little bit of sugar leaf at the bases of the buds but it's nothing significant. Cracking them open is satisfying as they tear apart with a clean snap, leaving the fingers sticky. Loving the cure on this one as well, something WTF does great as I've seen it mentioned before and would be inclined to agree. Classic profile on this platinum kush, producing a real nostalgic experience due to it's old school lineage. Pungent and dank, with earthy, sweet, kushy aromas/flavours and a touch of pine on the back end. Very smooth on the lungs, producing an enjoyable taste and moderately clean burn with a salt and pepper ash and quick forming grease ring. The high is heavily indica dominant but doesn't play out like one immediately. This one is more of a creeper high which is always nice to have once in a while. Starts off mostly as a heady buzz, feeling it behind the eyes and temples before going into a full on relaxation mode where all you feel like doing is sitting down and vegging out with some munchies and tv. It can be a little short lived like descriptions say but it's still effective at night.

Oct 01, 2020

Black Cookies by Seeds from Jordan of the Islands - WTF Cannabis - September 2020

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Full album - http://imgur.com/a/rfpWYXS This Black Cookies from seeds by Jordan of the Islands is a potent cross between GSC x Blackberry Kush. Stellar bag appeal with medium sized, conical shaped buds that display shades of light greens complimented by subtle purple streaks and thin orange hairs. It has a very frosty appearance from the sheer amount of trichomes that cover each nook and cranny. Perfectly cured and trimmed, with a sticky texture and dense bud structure baring virtually no leaf. If anyone's ever had HGA's Death Mint Cookies, this stuff really reminded me of it which is amazing because it's an extremely terpy strain. Sweet and skunky aromas followed by a kushy, berry back-end. It translated to taste seamlessly and delivers the same mouthwatering flavours. You know something is terpy when it even comes through in a bong and even more so in a joint, burning slow and oily and producing a clean white ash. The high is a very trippy, in your head type, feeling a strong cerebral rush that can leave you focused yet spaced out. It's relaxing indica qualities come into play shortly after, providing a euphoric haze that keeps you feeling happy and elevated. Perfect for a good gaming or show binging session. My first time having this strain and it's definitely one for the books.

Sep 30, 2020