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The Wholesome Monkey Review - November 2019
MoM/Retailer Name
The Wholesome Monkey
Shipping/Packaging
I had the option for the local same day delivery service over Canada Post, which was very prompt and convenient. They do deliveries from 6pm to 12am and I was contacted via phone 30 minutes prior to the delivery and also when the driver was out front. Quick and polite exchange, packaged in a bubble style envelope.
Strains :
Tropical Truffle
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The name Tropical Truffle does this strain justice in every way. This flower is part of the Snazzy Strains Craft line-up and comes in a 7 gram plastic container that was sealed and included a 62% Integra boost humidity pack within. The buds arrived in an ideal texture, being sticky to the touch when broken up but not overly fresh. Very light green in colour with a coating of glistening trichomes and orange hairs. Also some purple colouration on some of the sugar leaves.
A cross of Tropicana Cookies and Mint Chocolate Chip and listed as an even 50/50 hybrid. The aroma is very telling of the lineage as soon as you crack open the lid. Waves of sweet and creamy citrus are met with a doughy, and a faint cocoa like smell. Also some hints of grapefruit. The smoke is very smooth on the inhale and exhale and carries over the rich and creamy citrus notes, with a touch of grapefruit that lingers on the tongue. Burns with a very light coloured ash as well.
This one offered quite a balanced and even keeled high. A combination of heady and body effects that left me relaxed and all around happy feeling. Found it to be a great social strain as well and made me very talkative. Really loved this one and everyone that smoked it with me instantly wanted to know what the strain was. Great genetics and as a fan of cookie strains this was a winner.
8 Ball
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8 Ball is another pick from the Snazzy strains menu and also came packaged within a 7 gram plastic sealed container. Included a 62% Integra boost humidity pack within. It's a descendant of the Afghani land race and is considered a heir to it, being better rounded in all categories. These buds were very resinous looking with visible full trichome heads all over. They appear fluffier at first but are semi dense at the core. Dark forest green in colour with bright orange hairs and some leaf here and there.
An aroma and flavour profile very similar to strains like Hindu Kush or Afghani, with a sweet and earthy kush presence, and hints of herbs and spice. Has a thick expansive smoke that can induce some coughing but not due to being harsh, just a heavy smoke. The ash when burned in a joint was a very light grey, a little on the pepper side, with a greasy oil ring.
The description of this strain says it generally boasts a lower thc with a modest 2-5 cbd percent as well. It did give me a great feeling high that wasn't overpowering or sedating at first, but more on the mellow and relaxing side. Minor pain relief as well from the cbd and just helped take the edge off and give the mind a rest. Unique effects that aren't like the usual knockout indica.
Blue Fin Tuna
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Blue fin tuna is a real potent strain, and this batch from wholesome monkey is just that. Buds are plumpĀ and nicely sized with a decent amount of trichomes and orange hairs. Fairly sticky, more so on the insides of the nugs, but also could use an Integra for some added moisture to the outsides. A bit of leaf around the bases of the buds but nothing considerable.
The nose on this stuff is very pungent with notes of what remind me of a kind of cheese strain. Surprising too, as I never had a blue fin tuna with these particular terps. Doesn't translate to taste however, with the exhale being mostly sweet and kushy, with notes of faint berry. Pretty smooth as well despite it's thick smoke, burning a light salt and pepper ash.
The high is this blue fin tunas strong suit. Seriously potent, bringing on a strong head buzz with a heavy body stone. Long lasting too as I was high for a decent amount of time. Makes for an effective and sedating night time smoke.
God's Green Crack
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God's Green Crack is a strain I've had countless times and although not my favorite there is no denying it's a potent strain. Medium sized, purple streaked buds that are between dense and fluffy, with thin rustic orange hairs. Good trich coverage as well, and the buds wereĀ moderately sticky in texture. Could be a bit better of a trim as there's some more leaf than I'd like, but the majority of them are protective sugar leaf so I can't be too picky.
The smell and taste of this ggc is just what I was expecting, and just like every ggc I've tried. Sweet and earthy, with woodsy, herbal undertones. Almost reminds me of cloves that are used in ketchup. Smooth on the exhale, burning a light coloured ash. Nothing insane or exotic tasting but enjoyable nonetheless.
The high is fairly potent, producing a sensitivity/buzzing behind the eyes right after the first hit. Uplifting as well, followed by a relaxing but functional body stone. I prefer this high over just green crack as the god bud definitely mellows out the intense sativa effects.
5 Pre Rolls and 100mg THC Sour Key Gummies
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Got some goodies thrown in as well and tried a pre roll before the picture hence why there's 4 lol. Seems like a sativa strain with a sweet and peppery, herbal taste and uplifted, focused high. The gummies are a light dose for me but all 4 gave a decent and relaxing body high. They tasted really good, but like most get a little bitter when the thc taste comes through.
Final Notes
My first time trying TWM and being local and in the same city as them, it's about time I finally did. Nothing but good things to say about my first experience including the very friendly customer service, the flower, and the handy, local same day delivery. The Snazzy Strains were the definite standouts in the order and great representations of craft flower and would try other strains without a doubt.
Pine Tar, PPR, December 2019
First order from PPR and I think I have found my new go-to. This bud is on a whole other level, by far some of the best I have smoked all year. Bare with me for a sec folks for I am well and truly baked, but it this bud is what I can only describe as old school kush, like how it felt to find truly excellent weed for the first time as a teenager, when I didnāt really know what strains I was smoking but knew a good heavy kush when it hit the lungs, this is the bud I was always chasing without knowing it
Maybe I am just imagining this (again, very very high) but I feel like I can still taste the pine terpenes lingering in my chest a full 20 minutes after my first joint. At one point I had considered outing the spliff because I knew I was maybe starting to get a little too high, but the taste and smoothness deceived my dumb ass into smoking the whole thing, and now I am writing some hilariously over the top review and probably embarrassing myself a little on one of my favorite subreddits, but whatever. Worse things have happened while this baked.
Anyways, 10/10. Buy this weed next time it is around. If you hate it you can blame me (you wonāt hate it)
SunsetBC 4th order
This is my fourth order from Sunset and I couldn't be happier with what I've received. Incredible product at unbeatable prices.
Berry White live resin
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Some of my favorite so far. This stuff tastes and smells like fresh berries. Beautiful aroma and flavor. I find it has a hybrid effect, relaxing but not to the point of couch lock. Great for daytime use. 10/10 would recommend to anyone.
Purple Punch live resin
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This one is a much more heavy indica. Very relaxing and stress relieving. One dab of this stuff had me chilled out for hours. Deep grape smell and flavor here. I'm a huge fan of purple strains and this perfectly concentrates everything I love about PP. My only regret is that I didn't get more. 10/10 absolutely would purchase again.
All around I'm completely satisfied with my purchase and will be back for more. No doubt about it.
Thank you Sunset ?
Grape God / HSP / Black Friday
Hillside pharms
Space Candy / HSP / Black Friday
An half oz
Amherst Sour Diesel / HSP / Black Friday
Nugs are caked , Not a super strong sativa but definitely smokes nice. I payed 110$ for an oz and it was a steal tbh
Blue Fin Tuna - Mainland Cannabis - December 2019
Third time having Mainland's Bluefin Tuna and it's just as dank and pungent as always. Looks quite different in appearance however as this slightly fluffy nug is all green in colour with thin orange hairs opposed to the dark purple buds from last batch. Still so very sticky and frosty with tons of trichomes and some sugar leaf. Even a tiny bit breaks up to a big amount and clumps together with ease.
The nose and taste of this bluefin is just so pungently dank and gassy with that tuna kush goodness. There's also some subtle notes of sweet berry that linger after the exhale. Just makes for some nose stinging smoke that's surprisingly so smooth. Also burns a clean light ash in a joint. Very enjoyable and flavorful flower that stinks up the whole house.
The high this one produces is strongly indica leaning with some potent heady effects. Spacey, in your head type of high, complimented by a very calming and relaxing body buzz. Quite sedating too as a couple hits off a joint had me yawning instantly. Might have to fill a big ol' mason jar with some of this one day.
God's Green Crack - Mainland Cannabis - December 2019
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Harlo THC Gummies / The Chrono / December 2019
This is my first time testing them out and I must say, they do not disappoint! :P
Wedding Cake Bubble Hash / The Toke Club / December 2019
I am planning on making some hash butter with this. :)
Black Nuken__The Herb Centre __ Nov, 2019
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Gelato - Mainland Cannabis - December 2019
My second time having gelato from Mainland and it's another great representation of the strain. Very dense and tight bud structure, also sticky to the touch, with purple hues throughout and a sea of orange hairs. It's quite heavy too as a bud that looked like a gram ended being over a 1.7. Perfectly trimmed as there is no visible leaf on this nug.
The aroma this flower emits is really pronounced and intoxicating. Sweet and creamy with berry/citrus undertones, yet spicy and peppery. The flavour is as good as it smells, with a creamy smoke that is thick yet smooth on the lungs and very enjoyable. Burns clean as well, leaving a light coloured ash behind.
A potent and effective high that seems to hit instantly with a buzzing behind the temples and eyes. Euphoric and heady with a relaxing and functional body stone. Lasts a decent amount of time too with just a bit of a burn out. Good ol' gelato high is usually perfect for after work or dinner.
Ghost Train Haze Shatter / King Tuts / Dec 3
Is there something I missed? I just post whatever I order up on the forums guy. If thereās anything Iām supporting itās my habit of THC, Iām just showing what the products I order. Iāll keep my orders from KT down if it hurts you so bad but damn
Ice cream cake 3.2- prohibition farms- end November
This ice cream cake 3.2 is ok slight cakey small but mostly grass like smell and this stuff also tops apart my throat. I was originally gunna get 3.1 but they emailed me and said they switched it for 3.2 cause itās so much better. Idk wtf 3.1 would be like smoking literal grass maybe.
Xolbg -prohibition farms- end November
My review is not very great in fact Iām kind of mad I bought this half oz of xolbg after hearing they partnered with ghost drops figured it would be good. I thought I was getting big nugs for 150$ a half o but no ended up getting all 0.2-0.6g nugs itās super wet hay smelling and so harsh on the throat I donāt even wanna smoke it. I feel bait and switched mad ripped off...
BCMEDICHRONIC PURCHASE + SAMPLES
MOM Name: BCMediChronic
Overall rating out of 10: 9/10
Sign Up: 10/10
Ordering & Pricing: 8/10
Communication: 10/10
Packaging: 10/10
Products / Photos: 9/10
Incentive for Review: Free sample of Death Bubba and Red Congo Live resin, Purchased the Wappa outright
Notes:
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Strain Name: Red Congo Live Resin
Strain Fidelity: 100%
Size of buds: n/a
Bag Appeal: Little amber crystals
Cure & Humidity: n/a
Smell Intensity: 8/10
Harshness vs Smoothness: Not harsh at all, super smooth toked from a E-Nail at 666 degrees F
Taste Intensity: Great fresh mildly sweet and citrusy flavor profile, akin to pure Sativas
Taste Complexity: Not too complex, fresh fruits, citrus and sweetness
Buzz Intensity: 9/10 perfect sativa buff, very social and uplifting with no downer
Price: 60/g
Value: 60/g
'A' Scale Rating: AAA+ / AAAA-
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Strain Name: Death Bubba Live Resin
Strain Fidelity: 100%
Size of buds: n/a
Bag Appeal: Small Light Yellow Crystals
Cure & Humidity: n/a n/a
Smell Intensity: 8/10
Harshness vs Smoothness: A little bit harsher, monster tokes at 700 degrees F, smacks like a freight train
Taste Intensity: Very mild smell and taste, the death bubba is there leaning more towards the death star flavor, but not very pronounced
Taste Complexity: Not too complex, gassy, typical bubba taste
Buzz Intensity: 9/10 perfect indica smack to the face, will couchlock you and is a total downer , great for nighttime sleep aid
Price: 60/g
Value: 60/g
'A' Scale Rating: ] AAA+
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Strain Name: Wappa Live Resin - Caviar
Strain Fidelity: 100%
Size of buds: n/a
Bag Appeal: Looks exactly like deep red salmon caviar
Cure & Humidity: n/a
Smell Intensity: 10/10
Harshness vs Smoothness: A little bit harsher, monster tokes at 700 degrees F, goes down smooth and creeps up on you
Taste Intensity: Strong flavor from the getgo and on the exhale
Taste Complexity: Delicious and unique flavor profile, sweet and tart . Very complex flavor, a bit over the place, hard to decipher
Buzz Intensity: 9/10 Hybrid effects with an uplifting sativa head high and creeping indica high following
Price: 60/g
Value: 60/g
'A' Scale Rating: AAAA-
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SunsetBC Nov/19 -- FCC Flower, RSO, 1g Shatter
MOM Name:SunsetBC
Overall rating out of 10:9
Sign Up:Standard, 2nd order with these guys. Send ID, they send weed, EZ.
Ordering & Pricing:Prices on point as usual, small menu nothing but quality.
Communication:Dont have to talk to them much, when I have they've answered. Not quick but they do answer, I saw a post where theyre supposed to be getting a steady CS rep to handle this problem if I'm not mistaken.
Packaging:Vaccuum sealed, mylar bags.
Products / Photos:
Entire Order
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Forum Cut Cookies - 1oz
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Everything weighed out perfectly to 28g, no samples in this order.
The FCC is very sticky, smaller buds but super dense. Lots of trich, super funky potent smell..Great smoke all around.
The 'RSO' I ordered cause I thought it was honey oil. Turns out it is oil, good oil at that. Made a batch of edibles and smoked this stuff, works great. I hope I can get my hands on some more of these.
The shatter was pretty much on par with the last 2 grams I bought of Scout Master.
Incentive for Customers:Prices, prices, prices.
Incentive for Review:Just a fan of these guys, highly reccommend.
Notes:
Dosi Pie - Gas Gardens - Dec
# Dosi Pie -- Gas Gardens -- Dec
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(**16/20**)Packaging: Tuna Can sealed with a HUGE label on the re-seal able lid that easily lets you-no what strain is inside. On the side of the package Gas Gardens stuck a fat logo that represents there brand. Inside the sealed containers you will find a 1g Boveda pack and your flower.
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(**18/20**) Smell: What a crazy over powering smell, normally I open two strains at a time and work threw them and when I thought Black Garlic had a crazy odor I opened this container and jeeeezeee The smell is just so pungeont and in your face it is 100% a skunks ass.
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(**18/20**) Appearance/Texture: Crazy dense nugs with little heads that pertrude with a bright green almost white inside. The buds where so greasy and sticky it almost reminded me of a LSO and this was not something I had seen from GG befor. The purples that where hidden through this bud where just trippy to look at. The stickyness made it roll super well and it would almost roll into a cylender without needing a paper. Crazy stickyyyy.
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(**17/20**) Taste: The flavor was extremely skunky. However with the flavor profile and how strong it was you new this was gonna hit well.
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(**20/20**)Potency: After smoking a half a joint sometimes I would relise it would get me to where I would want to be and I would almost forget holding a unlit joint for 15minutes befor I would relise then I would spark up again to keep the buzz going. This bud really hit like a brick I was extremely impressed.
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TOTAL RATING: **89/100**
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Final Thoughts: Smells like a skunks ass, taste like one. Rips you apart like concentrates. What a insanely potent strain.
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Hystar Sampler-December
Price, potency & taste on point except the blueberry. The black lime is basically a pile of diamonds, super terpy. White Russian is probably my fav; smells like cherries & gas, super potent. Def recommend these guys
Sour tangie - HSP - 03dec
Another sour tangie order, because its too good. Part of black friday order.
Came in 2 (3.1 + 3) big nugs plus a small one. Got 7.8 instead of 7grams.
Its becoming one of my top tangie pheno!!
Im really enjoying my past few experiences with hsp.
Ice Cream Cake 3.2 - Prohibition Farms - Nov 2019
I liked the taste towards the end of the joints and the high was decent for a short while but faded rather quickly. It was a crisp smoke for me.
Blue Guava - HVE - End Nov
The flavor of this is absolutely nuts, very very sweet almost grass/earth with a little bit of fruit in there. Highly recommend on flavor alone, hybrid leaning high, very productive , but definitely burnt out at the end of the day, which Is actually a good thing because it also helps me sleep.
Purple Punch live resin - SunsetBC - Early December
$112 for 7grams. Has a nice smell to it and dabs clean first time ordering from this mom and Def my new go to if prices stay the same. Almost looked to good to be true until I Seen all the reviews around here.
Pineapple zues hp - lowpricebud fucking exceeded my expectations !!!
Hey man Iām just posting on what I received dawg donāt be such a hater I donāt even no how this reddit shit works I donāt give. A shit if Iām doubtful or not I barely use this shit and I donāt give a dam if u care or not lol